The evening world. Newspaper, July 16, 1921, Page 12

illOsS JOE’S CAR [ FEEL SORRY FOR “Ty! Poor STUPIDS DOWN IN THY City —— THEIR PHIKOSOPHY OF LIFE IS ALL \ “havi ~ THEY “THINK “Tey 'RE {D RATHER HauL ONE BiG FAT TROUT OUTA THiS LAKE “THAN To INFEST ALL “Ty' CABARET SHOWS ON “THE WHITE way ! HEAL AN' HAPPINESS (5 LIke @ RANK CRAVEN saw a special) performance of his new comedy, |, A featt : “Spite Corner,” at Atlantic City | [{77pances jn aid of Near Bast I yesterday morning. The cast includes! ton, L. 1, will be th: Bwa Condon, Marie Day, Samuel Reed, Doris Keane tn the ro DORIS KEANE AS PORTIA. A feature of the fortheoming p ONE EYEFUL OF This SCENERY, FOR ALL oF BROAD WAC! QUTY LIFE (5 A STATE OF SEMI BARBARISM — t's A WONDER MORE FOLKS DON'T TAKE To 'EMSELVES AN! GET OUT MAVIN' A GOOD Time BuT THEY committee has select Frank Burbeck, Mattie Keene, Ste- phen Maley, Jason Robards, Kathe- rine Alexander, John Keefe and the of “The Merchant of Vc concluding item of the programme. Among those who hive promised to — ONLY ste “THINK Tucy ARE! Y DON'R Kilow WHAT A GOOD TIME tS — A TUMBLE To NATURE, LIKE ME! a {tke part in the programme, are Li- bilocated George Spelvin. opel Atwill, Wisic MacKay, Carroll ——— McComas, John Drew and Willian MEGRUE’S NEW COMEDY. Faversham. Rehearsals of the Selwyns' pro- duction of Roi Cooper Megrue's latest | GOSSIP. Kato Mayhew has been engaged for he Temperamentalists," the comedy Harry Wagstaff Gribble, which comedy, “Honors Are Even,” starring William Courtenay and Lola Fisher, by will begin Monday, and after a week | the Shuberts will produce in August in Atlantic City the play will open at the Times Square Theatre on Mon- day, Aug. 8 TAKING NO CHANCES. lpiowdway wu ee Richard Herndon, who is 10 PrO-' Whitford Kane has been selected by duce Bessie Barriscale’s new play and | Mare Klaw, Inc., to appear in “Other will also have “The Hot-Heads” and Live by Theresa Helburn and Ed “The Passion Flower,” was talking | ward Goodman, which opens in Wash- jington on Aug. 29 and will be produced about the approaching season. |in New York in the early autumn, “IT am preparing for any | On Thursday ; night perform: gency,” he said “Lam going to pro-/ance of the Friars’ amboree™ will duce drama, tragedy and comedy, and be given at the Cort Theatre I may revive ‘Little Miss Charity.’ Indees, Tom takings ear tom e| LITTLE MARY MIXUP stery they tell of a fellow who was! selling bootleg whiskey. After selling Philp Klein has secured the road rights of “Miss Lulu Rett’ and will send it through the South with Emma | Bunting in the title role “The emer- re YW UY 5 f @ drink to a man, he put him out of ) Hey Mom? / % ~ aa es yf’ MMI) ENE Ge uc mee the place. { | me i “‘Whadder you puttin’ me out for?” | Yr cere ; . Non SENSE : { y) WELL . You | demanded the customer, ‘I ain't Pas ine lier | You'ni HAVE “lo YA Jusr stand | $id: started nothin'.’ & RE Jusr | CROW Some “Et ( Y = . { “Yes, 1 know, you ain't yet,’ the 5 OP Beste ST. SWITHIN bartender replied; ‘but you will in a US — SETS THE minute, Vp pce or | soe oy | t AN ENGLISH “SALLY.” Wy | DAYS = i F. Ziegfeld jr, is to present “Sally” Yj 4 | THE | with an English cast in London, He / 3 | SAINTS t yesterday completed an arrangement 1 BE f with George Grossmith of Laurillard ; } & Grossmith, Ltd., for an immediate PRAISED A production, Jerome Kern, who com- Parr posed the music, is in London, as are CANADIAN PACIFIC R To PUT o SMOKING _ CARS Fo WOMEN ee © also Guy Bolton, who wrote the Nbretto, and Clifford Grey, who pro- vided the lyrics, and they will assist in supervising the play. Mr. Zleg- feld himself will go to London to cast a critical eye on the production. Coprret 19M Pram Pestaning Co (MY rene Werth KATINKA NOT BLOWING HIS HORN. Edwin Franko Goldman, the band- master, tells of the organization of a regimental band during the war. After the first rehearsal the officer in charge was signing up the candi- i | pos | “Your name?’ Tag—Ferdie’s It! JUST "CAUSE You'RE A SERVANT 1S No WHAT DID THEY PAYtyou REASON WHY You SHOULD WEAR YOUR To TALK ME INTo THIS THING — V'AIN'T GONNA] | MAKE A Foot OUT OF 5~ HEY FELLERS)) LOOKAT THAT WOrAN's HAT! HUH- + he inquired of one HE wate! FINE applicant. “Sam Jones.” “Your station?” “Camp Devens.” | “Your rank?” “1 know it,” he sadly replied, “but Tam doing my best.” DITRICHSTEIN’S NEW COMEDY. | Lee Shubert presented Leo Dit- } richstein-in a comedy entitled “Face | CAPE may; RESIDENTS ARE MYSTIFIED. Value” mt the Stamford Theatre in Stamford last night. Mr. Ditrich- stein will appear in this play for BruET LAW only two weeks, after which he will on Bem | lay it aside and resume his role in CEMA, | “Toto.” He begins his season in the WéLe 4 latter play in Chicago at the Stude- ' | “ ALL t baker Theatre early in August. \ Ue ee é ait? he sag us| f EVENING WORLD’S SUMMER SCHOOL OF DRAWING—No. 12 5 rel a ovaet aaa dalay” in “The Whirl of New York” at the Winter Garden, has received @ volume of Kipling’s poems. The | JOHN PHILIP | SousA | BUYS 1,200 | $105 ' SEE THIS PAGE MONDAY FOR NAMES OF AWARD WINNERS AND $10 AWARD WINNING DRAWING FOR STRIP NO. 9. | In Awards | _ DEMPSEY- Gide books bore die autcgig ph atihc| JACK BE NIMBLE. JACK JUMPED OVER. WE SUMPED AGAIN PAIRS. OF CARPENTIER | thier thal Gore van ek aan JASK BE QUICK- THE GANDLE STICK — RIGHT UP IN THE. GLoves oN e' re iy Vard, je Englisis Every Week i-rima donna of the cast, is a friend 5% AVE, FoR CHampidn : ng i q pee UL IFe- $ 6,000 = a Nis weer that ee ‘ ier wae Three of $10.00 \ PEX wie te eer FS) Nine of | 5.00 RICKARD ‘ é Thirty o 1, GAVE $500,000 FOR ONE GLOVE AFFHUR “THE MUSIC BOX." Sam H. Harris announces the en- gagement of Joseph Santiey and Ivy Sawyer for his forthcoming produc- tion of Irving Berlin's “Music Box Revue.” This is the piece with which Mr. Harvis will open his new Music Box Theatre early in September. The house, now nearing completion, is lo- cated in West 46th Street. | For Children Under | 15 Years of Age. | To stimulate interest in drawing, among the New York school children, The Evening World is publishing, ie « mi | Serre, three days each week, an unco i) ym ‘O male the sport more attractive, ped bl d similar to the ¢ et if possible, a brass band had |Wrinted here to-day. | been For the best work done in com- hired from the nearest town to play during an important|pleting each strip The Evening match of the Studfurrow Football| World will make Club, A goodly crowd assembled in| ONE award of TEN DOLLARS, wenn . é DLL ABS: ForD WANTS \ toe mest as the musicians failed panes awards of FIVE DOL-) DRAWING NO. 12. | blamed if I could remember. I told] until they were engaged.’ To LEASE \ After i: Watching the football for about half an hour, a bucolic-looking him brow Detroit Free Press “Phen she sighed and added TE ‘I suppose that is why [ never got MUSCLE awards of ONE DOLLAR 123 FOURTH AVE., N. Y. CITY. engaged Ww ton Star. SHOALS gentleman, who had been giving vent| You will be eligible to receive an eee aiaiese aged myself. ashington - ad : MAS 4Y, the aE TELL. a } 19. freauant {porta of diagust, made award ii you have not yet reached anak guid at a IMAMeoA in BEMs a TIME w HLL Tent Li BE ARAMA = i demanded his money back. your fifteenth birthday at the time (Parent's Note.) A MARINE SPECTACLE. through the prairie grass, but with: | adelphia: HN JIMSON was ver: (FED I “Never seen a match before to- your drawing is made. | | BY JOHN JONES, AGE 13, NO. | | | | | | The Day’s Good Stories PAT AND PERT, called in a doctor, who hemmed j i 4 te i out getting sight of either wolf or) sw. think of the {irish MUSCLE } day,” he explained, “and | never want . This is to certify that my son, CAPTAIN of an Atlantic liner soun8 nally they tame to cl Waaterer ya ae Aes nef isl and hawed, and called in a second 7o Run i to see another! Them footballers are| Read carefully all the following|| John Jones, made the attached was bothered by a Woman) wooded spot, where a native was| T4o4CN Ohne come back at you| doctor, Then while John Jimson lis- A FORD i too jealous for my liking, they don't | conditions: drawing and that he is thirteen passenger who was always | chopping. daar a pat answer. tened the two quarralled about his | Size the Deng aichanceye a, years old, having been born|| inquiring about the possibility of) "Did you see a wolf and a hound| nce, at a dinner in Dublin, I sat | case. ‘ oarere ee eral obaerved WHAT TO DO. April 18, 1908. |eecing a whale. A dozen times she| Pass just now?" cried the Britisher. | peside a pretty Irish actress. She said] “You're wrong,” said Doctor No. 1. “There's one of ‘em come, at any rate,” came the answer. ‘That chap with the whistle yonder; bat as soon as ever he starts to give a tune the footballers stop playing and threaten Complete the rhyme in the accom- panying strip and draw the missing picture to fit your rhyme in the same | style as that in which the other pic- MRS. JOSEPH JONES, (His Mother). || ee ||| hesought him to have her called if one hove in sight “But, madam,” the captain asked her, rather “Yes, sir; they just passed,” “How was the race?" "Pretty hot—nip an’ tuck. dog was a little ahead.” *hiladelphia Ledger. But the; | that her sex was more religious than ‘ours, but I said in answer: “Oh, you only go to church what the women ‘have got on,’ © 90 “I'm right,” retorted Doctor No. 2. |__ “You're wrong,” | No. 1. | Here the patient gave a groan and repeated Doctor : i ot thems, ‘vou | en to a realiza~ COMING To” ; py long Me Well’ said the pretiy actress, ‘you| brought the medical men to a Fi by such a note, lmapabiently, sitter | a eatre | e ent. But i to punch his» head!" —- Pearson's | tures in the strip are drawn. al roauired SIVING | ,uftering in silence, “why are you 80 men only go te the thentre to, me) Han Oe the. apes ar the manent Fut Ware uP | Weekly. Neer completed rhyme must +4 Whenever possible let the note ac- eager to see a whale?” 7 OH, YE MEN! what Ne ere ee One Retrolt awine, EW YORK . —-——. --- with a word rhyming with “AIR."|companying your drawing follow the| “Captain,” st “my de- | 66 MRE arc some things that a| Free Press. “Fave your own way," said he “but | SOME SATISFACTION, |Clip the strip from the paper and|form suggested in the box above. ane ant $08 pleats Sy nae woman finds hard to forgive THE KISS. {rn pi ve Ten mght at the post mor- ; CONIEY, the travelling sales-|¢raw your picture and print your! PRINT your name and address and | * © Isto see a whale DiUpRe.| In her liege lord and =I i tem.—The Argonaut 1} ' bit de: 1. tor| Words in the space there provided. |the number of your drawing at the| It must be very impressive to watch | ; Recently a hrabeng [SMP ene, ane certainly more nase, ar i man, was a pressed, for , top of the same sheet. | Such an enormous creature cry."—|and this is one: Recently @ husband marriages than there used E trade was bad. It was the end| Note that to-day's drawing is num-| "Your completed drawing must be! 'arper's Magazine n this city, whose record showed | he” "he pecker waa | cee, THAN THE FEMALE. | 4 of another blank day, and the dis-| bercd 12. See that your drawing| received by The Evening World not ee thirty years of married life with his | Gon. Charles CG. Dawes. Te went one | 0 Pr oMAle movie stars are pret-| Bi) 4 TalwER | basinal SOU: ORIAL OB, Aaatber bears (fie same number and piso! eshan ene Weaanestey: sly’ ee A CLOSE RACE, jone and only wife, came home, and, O \rentse Tiatrianee Tra ba Drouent} Hy “aIiouly Beepan aa Fa PLEADS CASE ig “Det tT want nothing tocdes,” said| Print number 12 in the lower teft| Address 7". Pvening World's! WN Texas they tell how, years a8 | after looking at her ntly, was|anout by the more becoming way| ; the male movie star—gee! OF SCOTCH iif the merchant | corner of the envelope or package in| Summer Drawing ol P.O. Bor} an Englishman there imported @/ heard to murmur, “Blue.’* Opens Ay wanave cn thes ¥ | ‘The speaker was Harry Leon Wil- WAS. GIVEN 11} At least you will just examine my| which your drawing is mailed.| 149 Cty Hall Station, New York)" famous wolfhound trom Europs| “wnat did you say?” inquired the win Tees, ROwadAN: on they MAY | son, the novelist and erstwhile sce- TO HIM Mne of goods?” suggested Mooney, rj ‘ City. der tha alth BAYS gut ©) be brought about by the greater| nario writer. He went on } ~ chant Conaent nat g This is important, ae $10 award winning in carder at he might attain wey above mentioned wife, camaraderie that now exists between| “A pretty Los Angeles girl was ae LOSES heer! s : ; Ing drawing | catching wolves, by reason of the] “Oh, nothing in particular,” .|the sexes. Anyhow” cunching with one of these mate 1S CASE = || that case,” ‘surwested Mooney | Your drawing must have clipped or| will be. published on thie page ene | acai coney tery. teens ot the| er Thay Pardoutar,” ho re-| ine. ty. Dawes smiled. movie stars the other day. ae 8 wreken, Swill you perenit me |Binned to it (not pasted) a note from | week from Monday, together. with | cent on Plied, “but I saw an old friend to-| ‘anynow.” be resumed, “a very in-| "What a pity it la’ she said to MAKING 6 ee Me lee 8 Samy mee one of your parents or your guardian|the names of all fourteen award thorities--$10 each, @ay—you never met him—he stopped | telligent old maid said to me the] him, ‘that handsome men are always Two CASES ws hance oppo! stating your present age and th: te winners, a Some yed-in-the-wool Texans |ort between trains, and he wanted to r day: bo conceited,’ OUT OF %. *, wame sune.“—Philedel- br were Lp gre grea ye ne, averting ‘4 arid with not returm| were invited to witneas the f! know all about you, how you looked, “when I was a girl I was taught ‘Not always, Itttle girl,’ he sath ON > ye A wh deaning cane unless | any winge mitted, chase, They followed many mil@&cven the color of your eyes, and that young people oughtn't}to kiss ‘T’'m not.’ "—Washington Star. (E- | | f of Spe BLUE LAW LEADER | NAMED NOAial SooPER 4