The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1921, Page 19

wr e George M. Cohan Explains “Why Is a Grouch” Also “WHO” and “WHAT’’ *“‘Fault-Finding Is the Great American Pastime,”’ He Says, and the Only One Who Isn’t a Grouch s the “Yes Man’’ But Who Wants to Be a “Yes’’ Person? HAT is a grouch? Who is a grouch? The New York ning World asked ome to I'm not saying that 1 know the actual definition of the word “grouch.” But 1 take it that a grouch is one who's always finding fault for finding fault Other men merely find fant with the men who find fault Finding fault seems to be the Ht Ame n pas time just at present The Prohibition st finds tault bee bition isn't being proper yserved = The thirsty gentleman finds soCiitiee Ne In. forced to clim) up and down the ceilar sturs. Who's right? Who's wrong? What's all the grouching for? What's the matter with everybody’ the thi eleven ore ay Viet is What's happened to the world? ever reaches Shall we continue to wave 1 ‘ n sit the American flag? hinier jury. Or shall we waive the Americwn Is this wa fae? On: Jey Wants wea Aren't t who are taking The other grouch wan away our pe iberties 4 r ep ren gre: x little too personal? first tw ting bi " tH TT You'll hear one man say things of Stand . nf You'll hear another man find fault What is ag With the men who sa this sert Who sha thing Ix there a . Which is the grouch? anawer the question ur ne the hee tat Yes, 1 can NY Here gues Vdare say it's all a matter of opin man in the entire world wh ton s nota grouch. It seems, then, that a man with an That one man is himself Opinion is a xroueh ni « wron Some people claim that aiman with. ‘There is only one groueh on earth out an opinion is a dub And he's Which would you rather be? What do you mean—“he's A be n b Who's it? Most men object to t called a Don't get sore, sv art dul I'm not referring to yor Other mon squirm at the idea o the fellow sitting beside you being dubbed a grouch re we're not a grouch How are we to sidestep the proposi Hee ee ne race ai tion one way or the other? grouches? Thave it, Become a “yes person Yes ; Gen, Smuts But no man cares to become a “yes Beda i salt ea abet person : Bapeeeesoe A ‘yes person is one whose opinions ¢ are mevely sient opinions ¢ He just) faturally agrees with WwW f P: ° everything the other fellow says omen Of Faris But then, supposing the third per- 2 CAT HTN Hae Trading Manners How can he agree with the othe: * . 9 two? With Americans? Is a isand to ene that they & will differ in their opinions and he is can't very well “yes” them both. HILDE the blue law dle world to-day, what has come over Because the antire world is nothing her Parisian sister, who formerly short of a rigantic disagreement hore the br of these critics’ caus Will the world ever decide to agree Uc and trenchant remarks? With itself? Is the Parisienne becoming Ame “Yes, it will," says one man ecanized, while our hometown ewhen will that be?" asks another, ®dopts the manners and customs “When they kill all the grouches,” fm across the “big pond"? answers the first man It surely looks that way if one ALL RIGHT. to give full credence the lat Suppose we start in now and kilh NEWS from the gay metropolis o off every grouch Who is to decide what men are ming longer; col Hable to execution? discarded for the more Say we pick a jury to make the “mbre blacks and whites; corsets decision. are to be reinstated: newspapers are It's a million to one that the jury forbidden the publication of divorce would disagree scandals, and France is seeking to Why should the jury disagree? Ing! se her population by a new Because there is always a grouch MMUrriage law CAS That dresses are not to be short Why is there always a grouch on “2®Y longer” is given ample proof in Ma the illustrations of the latest modes a jury? of fashionable Paris as seen at the Maca Gaacdnctwolve men's OpINIOOR tacetrackacin (he ica noone ana on ear pcaaibiy coincide the Rie de la Paix. It seems little One man must always be brow- fete mer well be ge ankle can beaten into accepting the opinion of witra Not content with lengthening === = = them, they are broadening them ccordion pleated panels furnish th's freedom of movement DoY¥ And everything is black WHAT ou? Women are” wearing uniforms now,” announces Paul Poiret, famous Know °3 French dressmaker. “They all te like mourning, wearing 1 yh pearls and | id black, « lavender hats. Onmerien 12, aM praine Wonka cabtigtte Chantilly, race trucks, the aridge and fi he QUESTIONS. Ee ea hearin ee nerern ta A CEM amin 1—Where does the herb grow from Frenchwomen ‘we. black silk which patchouli is obtained? gowns trimmed wi onkey YI fringe. Every gown cut V-necked, with only a golden set with large opals or other marking the waistline. Wit the conservative black shoe stockings and elbow-length bia 2—What fish derives its name from its dorsal fin, which resembles a high- ty important part of a firearm? What bind derives ita name from a tuft of feathers on its head resem Hing @ quill pen thrust behind the gloves, What a sombre Par ear M. Poiret has also caused much 4—What name is applied to the consternation by declaring his belief wooden panelling which extends part that women will again wear corsets way from the floor of a room? “A woman's body needs to be B—What ie tho largest city in Po- shaped, anyhow,” he said in his buck land? to. the; corset campaign i led other sign of the new Paris eee tet eEale ionerulerty Gale comes with the news that the Fren laws now forbid the publication of ToWith what ¢ does te Paneme news concerning the trial of divorce Canal connect the jo Ocoan? =—s muits, and sensational stories are B—In what continent ie Genegembia therefore absolutely taboo, Nol that y there are no divorces—but the law is fecking to lessen them To counteract the effect of an old marriago law forbidding tho mA.- ringo of a fon or daughter without the consent of oth parents, promi- loeated? 9—What torm is applied to a person who can use either hand with equal pitt 10—B:; hat name wo ratan litenae feemoriy’ bi nent Frenohmen are proposing ANBWERB, shane in tho marriage lawa which will remedy existing conditions, 1, (Sasi Indies; 9, trigger fieh; 3 — What effeot will all this have on peorelary bird) 4 Frevnanot 6, Were american women? If they tmport Pawy 6 Connsatiout; 7, Caribhennt & Hrenoh fanhiana and atyloa, w ey AVION. ® wmbidextrous; 10, Mend: acaent the new changon, and, if a0, wich Tatands, what will the poor critics do? BILL IS SENDING YOu A TROUT FROM HIS FISHING CAMP | CAN | HAVE IT FOR MY (= HEN PARTY? THE EVENING WORLD, TUESDAY, JULY 12, Copyright. 1921 Tee, Brew Hotianing « yo New York Kvaning W pics” ne ecm rey 1921, . By Maurice Ketten vor) NoT MUCH ! ) | WANT IT FoR / MY STAG DINNER AT THE CLUB Just Eat By Doris Copyrieht, 1091, by OU are about purehase to a new gown. You are ina flut- f excitement ause you wish ve sufficient snd thought « You CAN HAVE (T FOR YOUR HEN PARTY aa —{ STAG NGO) NEER Ie FOR YOUR DINNER ate eee Le OM Breer ° Our C ] if DING DOWN! [he Jarr Family ; [ igs oon Aaieavuncaell By Roy L. McCardell ‘f ’ "What sill be By Neal R. O'Mara ; Gis i Copyright 21. by The Press Publishing Co (The New York Byening World) th Answor bo SOME 1¥UL by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening World) \ a 33 ould Cot e bad | oe {E subject of our text to-day is how to i've comtortably on $50,000 a It's the big EN ' ed Mrs. darn, “1 bbe nid come to ws bad jai gest problem of tite middle class, but science says it can be done. When a chap gray feutroved: when sou Wake ‘ Aire vat boy ills ‘ pone Btr..da : . fitty thou a year his credit is good. But it can be too good. When two wives fatten one Ip thankful that you have Me b ni i aeiant No, he wasn't evens sora taued charge account, it’s the husband that Pays and pays and pays. Phat makes three payments tf freamin You breathe . ee iy linat red hair tid Mrs. Jape, “1 thank goodnes hubby, but that ain't the halt ot it, dearie. yi and mura “Thank mpuder nd is always for th and, as 1 said oefore, *trus We are a luxury loving people. We want a one if it’s cigarettes. A frail's idea of slicing expense: shia hac 4 mach gies aie playing in the street? Why, just the Satan to teke care of his owl" party line for talking on and a four-party line for lis- buying a set of expensive summer furs for a neck that he sume way wake up inerdas Bur MUG WW a8 hers eH Ueda tere pos RO ible child in the world, if said Mr * He's oniy miseniey tening. We tip too lavishly. We forget that a waiter a dime’s worth of fa! could make perfect ‘They spend Millions of people to-day are , Bid sete, ee Opie oes e é m have his own way, came ous, W are you worrying abou is always satisfied with a quarter. A quarter of what 3 a crack for coiffures to hide their ears, and then " t leep, Tot nning Into the house crying because If he wasn't burt?" you earn in a week. We love to frill our wives in $20 more for a set of earrings to prove that the ears them, guid that very Osear ‘Terwilliger "Get me a drink of water!" aatd clothes. The same old back that once draped the — are still there. keuly your pulle ff iis head and thr Mrs. Jarre. “LE feel faint yet! H washtub now has eighteen frocks to show it off Eivingrah abi bad aceeariie like aamchenl Gaaner ant ALPALEA SMITH wale ter and then stuck his Would have been killed or have had thane P FA orienta Sanit i say : ee 9 10 tat hin lways knew bis head cut off, or something, bu When are a dollar a dozen we want ‘em bad ting on a one-piece suil. Sh ‘afford to make ton *7 DOLL OEN YS chi eshte zt for the fact that’ second before thr and em that way, When eggs drop to 30 cents @ much of a show, If your family loves alphabet soup ‘ar could strike him be Jumped op dioz., We turn up our nose at ‘em, be they ever so F ; ‘ * und soized the front ruil and held-oa TE ; try to get by on fourteen or fifteen letters, and feed 2 i and then the motorman grabbed him resh, Nothing satisfies us unless it's expensive, with the I's and the J’s to the help. Avoid bli e M f M d M d But for his doing that! Wi if 8 1 ¢ » Avoid gambling ‘Twin ell, we ve possible exc ion of a z promr mn , he the possbie exception of wi tne sand the Peto he bein avert cmbns "=" ¥ Maxims of a Modern Maid § irre user eMac nat iw or A suy inherits a million and starts putting red 1 garage rite 7 {-premervation is nothing of stamps on souvenir post cards, Demands mahogany Sean ae ' f By Marguerite Mooers Marshall he kind,” said Mr. Jarr. “Self-just 0 $40, 000-a-yeu MA ust also avoid yachts ant ficatio st , re” toothpicks for Lickling his teeth and a gold razor blade | 2" Su a0ur niall Mal RiNe sae © SAAS ia Ore Cree, Wer Oe BataTy a d 8 pn't give liberally to eve ow drive fo) . : eh 4 iF anything fay slong pomna: Gate uliactoeey! Inde time ahaee Merely set aside % Air He oh rit Love, kisses, sympathy and compliments are, to a | Jicted by you Wants oysters in his oyster stew and has other deliri ate gedaan pes ido ie | ' , started to tak iret Temanda wy see the mock turtle before e lonK an itcan, Then start giving your golf clothe man, the luxury taxes of marriage. He never pays rus ide emands to see © before haa ? spikes said Mr. Jar Salvatio iy. No man, boweve ee ; O evade: they cut it up for soup and wants » safety knife for {# the Salvation Army. No man, however rich, wevls them willingly, and he frequently evades pay- av v ntatement. a : st fo day in the week unless he RK ‘a and you sta eating pie 7 other V vary day inthe weok ton) Lim alan buat to patronize ment allogether. F Meinaieg A man can be happy without a cable address, but ’ . . ; i vg of the kind ; only one bootlegger at a time, so your widew can place Caves bleeds The Nee. Toth Bienes: eile) ‘ eer too few of us realize that. A woman can be happy i ; ; ; ever m. A the blame more easily O that old conundrum, “What makes (he tired business man tir ox t to fustirs with the complexion nature gave her, if she could only Rrchemeeriatae Lees ETAT WEEE ETE PAIL EL itr RU: Wha pnd mber where she mislaid it, The trouble with Those arc the rules for staggering @loug on fifty Hanehe dtea he tenner tentative T ivery little thing and every ns is that they're too selfish. They wan! every grand from New Year's to New Your man sre LOURE ALOS OU AMADA ARLE OO SE dane cle ia thing aay is wr thing but wrinkle y'd rather help a guy to spend —-# too rich for thrift. So save your prennic They i ; bh e uk lent and not defend =m 4 million than help him save a cent will help pay the tax on ice cream sodas, and the in 87 IRE MAES H SUSAR FRA em ibd ae rn ouiders haan 1 hope? The janes will roll their own if it’s hosiery, but not ome tax boys will look out for your dollar f { ' ‘if y ‘i A ae ; d : ‘ 43 si : evor ndgpendent woman learns that, if she has lo. Set hae old. privile ‘ quired new es among them that of being " " ¢ ‘touched by every non-producing member ¢ family whenever a new ! we a s e ire anew doll wn advance on allowance red But we w " ) ourtship an arriage Fe OO Re SO AEE ae ee ey aie COW OR cette \ i ! the accused man If 1 was plan 3 “Dear Miss Vincent; | have your work, your play and you retain our intentions of marriage. ‘far t 5 ran hanni@ pleaded would, naa | but d te car been going about with a young Then have her t¢ ic dare, hate marcy. apalney fOr nd cy of the court downto Peet woman for quite a time. Not long herself. Perhaps if you t could not care for any other man I Aw of compensation, the woman with That ex t nowh ago | introduced her to my boy = talk” youf chum you wil What shall | do? hd re r usua A all, sk k ‘ snd gometines, Lamina You insist chum and she immediately began iva “UNDECIDED. ae DEN MALL is ye to show that she cared for him dpeaniMlaa Wincant: lean. al Man r tat rr meiner tee Fan err : : It matters a great deal!” replied When | am out with her | hardly Reena eed pavercagh). ost 1 are Lwe ne a n of a palin office perse A fOree ytrs T notice: than know what te talk about, Gould Guile Gin a Ceuta oan lore (22 ely i 1 ow whe know how to work, plu baby doll who is easy to are quick enough to a end you ee} you suggest something for me to years my senior for the last four 1, aH 3 00m B ‘Wall, why you Alot a talk about and how | can win her years. But during this time | i} H ! well to wait a Knitting and pping were the leadir justries at the summer re- then?’ ‘asked Mr J 1 wo back? Mo ee gave him up once because my jr ' iar ; a on et 1 i‘ ok? o parents are terribly against our n € +t time war. 1 at MDE tH right s Mon't try to THINK of subjects marriages, ‘They think hie posi; ‘ Between the me bat 1 the modern ball dress it is nO “Oh, you get out!” sald Mea tare anverae upeni. al nut ton le not suitable for a girl of y will certainly Janger necessary ude trime ! t as turning ery {nto a am Who's conve ar mply talk about my type, This young mansand | aM cern: ger ne mnciude a matrimonial bargain on the old fashioned jurning hes cos, Ime A om ay tho things you know. ‘Tell her of are devoted to each other and still bats of “sirht unseen ne tat Doms “vos ure, But your body ia of more f foods, for they ar a ders of our body to - Hake us thine o make us f 0 ‘ al or cnise tb toe ta vn he forming foods rt us “ n 1 When t Answe | am twenty-five years of age and my height is 5 feet 4 inches and | weigh 140 pounds. My calf measures 15 inches and my ankle 9%, inches. Could you suggest how 1 can reduce their weight? Faxereisex that flex the ankle and bie the toos will make your ankles mer, ‘The exercines suggested as haoving the lege up aod down eignt Ines alternately and then together vhile you are lying down will make |_am interested in your column in The Evening World. Can you tell me some way to make my arms fatter? Mine are thin and | cannot wear the short sleeves that are so popular now, HH. E. mn you will find your arms Veit ve pay gttention to np You Don’t Need to Starvé* In Order to Get Thin; he Pras Pubilshing Co, — anes Properly Watch Your Diet and Select Non-Fattening foods—and Don’t Eat Too Fast! Doscher. (The New York Bvening World) “REDUCING DIET. — BREAKFAST. A baked banana, very ripe. A cup of cereal coffee with no sugar. . One scrambled ega. One corn muffin. LUNCHEON. One slice cold tongue. A salad of sliced tomatoes and lettuce. A dish of junket or a rasp berry ic One piece of gluten br DINNER. Broiled fish. Baked Spanish onion. One dish of kale or spinach, A baked apple or prune whip. . One piece of zwieback. Feet nis to eat, not to fast, she seemed During these hot days we do not have a great longing for solid food. bur fall into the temptation of cokt drinks which have a large perce vee sweetened syrups that are fattening and do not quench the hirst, A drink made from the jutee ea or lemons or iced tea very sparingly sweetened is a better health tink le diet this Summer consist f Much foods asx prunes, lettuce, cel= ery, spinach, ontons, rd, cabbage, whole wheat bread, gluten bread, bu termilk, fish and’ oceasiona m sand then you will get proportions of girlaavd. you w much cooler, your coms Peston will be clearer and your eye brighter becd your svatem has no Surplus waste oison Watch your diet these hot days if you wink te your overweight, ind don't for hat a certa amount of exe will make you perspire ft which will not only heip reduce you but lower your tem= peru Don heat forming foods if you would vemain dainty (nd fresh in your appearance to Readers’ Questions. hussein them with amy seu! building cream or oil. Massage. first trom the finger tips upward and then with a rotary motion, Be caret when you Sif not to lean on your el- will hows, ws ap ubis Bive a scrawny My hair is blond, but latel: become very dull in color. What can | do to restore lustre with out resorting to dy QF. our general and bio circulation have a great deal to with th condition of your hair, s try to build yourself up and masseuse your sealp with the finger tips daily ‘Take down your bair every mornin How the breeze to blow throug After shampooing your hair pins Adition water containing o little lamer juice and dry it in the sun, ‘This wil! Dring be kK the stint in the hair, OAR » ye ee ae | —