The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1921, Page 24

( | i i | About Plays and P| ayers | Hn the speech to the Lata all of Liberty, written by Willard | Mack that scored a bit with Jast night's audience at the “ZAcgfeld Follies:" “Why, hello Liberty, old girl, is that you? I didn't expect to find you here. done to you you'd jumped off your pedestal and gone down to live with the fishes; which is the only free fife in America now. Lemme look at you! Are you laughing or crying? You sure got the laugh on me and @ million other freeborn American suck- ers who have got to row out three miles to get a drink so as not to become criminals, And, speaking of that booze thing, where were you when that question came up? I'm darned sure you weren't on your job, What's that you say? Why, Lib, old girl, you don't mean to tell me thet in this country of free politics, free religion, , and free jove that two or three men can strangle Léberty, handcuff Free- dom and kidnap the Declaration of Independence 7? Good God, woman, , you want to be careful of the com- pany you keep. A girl can lose her reputation so quickly. And that's what you get for goin’ around with those Senators. Any time those po- litical pirates start to flirt with Lib- erty they make a bum ont of her. | See here, woman, what would your | father, George Washington, say? Or your illustrious god-father, Abraham — Lincoln? You, that were the sweet- heart of the world, to become the mistress of a few! Lib, old girl, you're in bad! Come on back, honey, come eh back with the people who love and respeot freedom! Who don't | care a good gosh-darn whether it ls Republican or Democratic oj! that fills your lamp so long as it shines ‘ou represent. Come on >, and be our sweetheart Well, IT must be goin’; but if once more. three miles is a long hike, you're here when I row back, just to show my heart's in the right place I'll give you a drink. And, by gosh, if you needed one, But your friends again—they because you're surrounded by you look's there's think you can live on it. By-by, ee HAYAKAWA AMERICANIZED. | S.ssuc Hayakawa, the Japanese| ompanied by his wife, who! ie known in pictures as Tsuru Aoki, | arrived in New York to-day for a Week's stay. th Mr. and Mrs, Hayakawa are thoroughly American- ized and speak English fluently. In fact, Hayakawa has an ambition to teach his people the beauties of the English drama, and to that end has been engaged for the past three years in translating the works of Bhakespeare into Japanese. “T think the motion picture Is going to prove oné of the most powerful! mediums of the future in adjusting | misunderstandings between nations,” said Mr. Hayakawa, “Already it is| & potent means of getting one country acquainted with the ideas) and customs of another. Half the trouble between nations is lack of understanding. “Personally, I am 100 per cent. American, and ever since I have been here—yes, before I eame—I have been laboring to put before my people in Japan a clearer concep- tion of the American people and their ideals. I came to this country as a member of a Japanese stock com- pany, but left !t and enrolled in the University of Chicago with the ex- Press purpose of perfecting myself in the English language.” ‘TO GET ENGLISH PLAYS. Fred G. Latham, stage director for Charies Dillingham, sails on Saturday for London, where he will remain three days for the purpose of seeing three English successes that Mr. Dill- tngham has seoured for America, ‘The plays are “Brown Sugar,” “Old Jig” and “Bulldog Drummond.” Im- mediately upon his return Mr. Latham will begin rehearsals of “A Wise Child,” a comedy by Rida Johnson Young, in which Vivienne Segal is to Play the leading role, He then is to stage “The Wandering Jew" for David Belasco and A. 1. Erlanger, and when this is given its premiere he is to start rehearsals of the three Unglish plays PRIARS' AU REVOIR TO COHAN, An “Au Revoir but Not Goodby | 2 will be celebrated by the! Fria Club at the Hudson Theatre on Saturday night when George M. han gives his final performance in he Tavern.” ‘The club bas reserved all the orchestra seats for members, | CARLE CHANGES HIS BET. in the rse of the daily boxing! bout b: hard Carle and Cha Winninger in preparation for the production of the Dempsey-€arpen. tier fight to be given at the perform. ance of “The Broadway Whirl" on| July 2, Carle, who will impersonate| the Frenchman, lost a gold tooth yes- terday and now he js betting on Jack. Gossip. ‘The cast for “That Homely Henri- quez," an adaptation from the Ital fan of Sabattino Lopez in which Leo Ditrichstein will star, has been com- It includes Lenore Phelps, ances Underwood, Josephine Ham- ger, Emma Kanill, Orlando Daly, Lee Millar, Augh O'Connell, Alexis M Pollanov and M. A. Kelly. Mr. Dit Fichstein will appear for two weeks i pavet, moray, Henriquez” out of town ‘Ore beginning his tour in “Toto.” Me. Vithelda, for two seasons pre- | » I thought after what they'd > mier dancer at House, Copenha, Danish Natior pear in 1921," the Royal Opera en, and winner of the I beauty prize, will ap- “Greenwich Village Follies, Wagenhals and Kemper have last seen with ear Santa Bar- 0 go on tour ‘Spanish Love.” nin the Air Bervice bout New York wiil of the 250th performance: a Broken Wing” at the Forty-eighth Street Theatre to-morrow evening. of the old American Flying which was organized in France during the war. and pilots in the Air Mail Service will occupy a dlock of seats, ‘The affair is to be a compliment to Paul Dickey, co-author of “The Broken Wing,” who was an air pilot in the Marine Corps in France during the war. Jess Dandy, appearing in "Just Married,” last night celebrated his twentieth anniversary on the stage. He first appeared as a dialect come dian and is now playing his first non dialect role. Reading returns of the fight be- tween Dempsey and Carpentier on feature of the after- ces that day in all of es GETTIN’ A VACATION LUKE" You SURE NEED ,_~% IM GLAD x) Now - 1 ve, CAUGHT You _* SO You BrRoKe 4 >» (OMI OHS t | GREY ANOTHER WINDOW | He { 5 (eee = 5 JOE’S CAR WELL - To RETURN “To Tale ail SUBJECT OF PAINTING Ty/CaR ~ ('M IN FAVOR Now OF A GREY — ofS nd sant Alea i BATTLE SHip Hey Mom- ins AY. 4OU FAD YOUR CARPEN- TEAR — ERE'S ‘ DEMPSEY WTS tem # 7 HERE ARE en You GoIN’— To No! Don: ™ MOUNTAINS oti. i. ¢ (T'S A SHADE. “THAT LooKs GOOD ANYWHERE —Don'T Y'THINK SO? ;>—— ae THAT'S A NEUTRAL COLOR — VERY CONSERVATIVE IN TasTe — AN' PRACTICALLY DuST-PROOF ! Goin’ AWAY How Come P Go. AWAY a ad 2 aI ; CU Ime WIFES Gon’ nue ( AWAY =-AN’ SHES i TAKIN’ TH PARROT AN’ PooDLE” WH HER? Nea wy mary — : s How, Cound 17 Be YOUR rauct? IT WAS Bosaie WHo BROKE THE WINDOW eae Bur © S.d Bossie NoT Ts “RUN FAST — DOWN A SECOND ~ WHATTA | YTHINK ABOUT Ty! CAR ? DO “t Again Joe, and Louder! H Lsay! can't y'PuT Wat BooK YOU AGREE. WITH ME OR 7 at et / ey Opi Press Pn Co So IM Gon’ To sTey AT Home AN’ Have A REST ? ) = ; THINK YOU coutD CATCH Him? SAY, TLL GIVE YOU A NICKEL IF Y'CAN GET “THAT OLD Cow OFF THE TRACK! THEN HE SHIeTS UKE “THIS AN'-- CARPENTEAR ---- HUNCH f— 6 10 ON CARPENTEAR ! aces! The Day’s Good Stories | MATRIMONIAL PROBLEM, MONG those present at a colored function in Mobile was a Mre. Melinda Jackson, who evinced great interest in the lady in the booth labelled “Clairvoyant.” Mrs. Jackson immediately consulted with respect to her future. “Yo! is gwine to visit furrin lands,” | the clairvoyant. Whereupon Mrs. Jackson clasped| At last one of the party drew Bill's Hg, ” |room persistently marked “set fair.” | size up Bolshevism and Russian con- | friend. ‘America, the land of the free the fortune laller's bARds ead presenG | attention to this curious stags, Don't |o we, THEY Are doomed to fallare |-AAd spay.’ “—Weshingion Star, oh 8 ‘ you think,” he said, “that there's for it is only after a long residence "T DE | 1 thanks yo’, an’ now tell me one something the matter with your that one can speak authoritatively His NAME WASN'T DENNIS, | @ |thing mo’. How's I gwine to git rid! glass? a fore: try, oO LIZABETH N. BARR, an editor- said the clairvoyant. “Yo' is gwine to|°f Mb Present husband?’—Philadel- | sir,” answered Bill indignant |‘ ign country, Otherwise ial writer with the Reolassifi- Swine to) ohia Ledger: “s . we are apt either to idealize every- conquer all rivals an’ marry de man P dR MY id sod Bae 85 a power ie " is cationist, tells a story of an! a be rry de man ——>—__ Mi] one, but,” he added reflectively, thing or we are too severe and make| Englishman who telephoned to sa or yo’ choice ; He be tall ant |A CONSERVATIVE ROMETER. “she ain't moved by J false criticisms, like the English- received his paper, Have handsome — an aristocratic an NUMBER of New York sports- % man culty in understanding the wealthy,” men putting up at Bill Baker's UNFAIR CRITICISMS. thn panilahmaneliia: aecilniaa ne editor asked that he spelt “An' in he gwine to be young?” Maine camp found their sport|66 G. WELLS, Bertrand Rus-) , iu m1 AE asked Mrs. Jackson, her bosom hoav ei be 4g ‘during a month's flying trip over| “ 'Ow do you spell it?” the English ing with excitement. av) much intersered with by rein. Still sell and many other writ-|onp country unfortunately had his|man said. “Spell it with a hoe and | or wet—the old-fashioned era,” sald a noted lawyer,| pooket picked, @ hen and a ie and a hi and two! “Yea, he's shore to be young,” ead barometer that hung tn Bile general | “after fying tris to Russia hope to ‘America! * he exclaimed to @' hells,”"—-Washington Star, | PROHIBITION AGENT an > o pl wHat? on — es = TES so — 1 THINK IT WOULD BE LOVELY 1 HAVE A SPARE. TRE - YES — ye Wwe Mtl Noy eve wore ~ GOOD AT lol YEARS N.u. MAN SAYS HE ENJOYS THE aGe |! 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