The evening world. Newspaper, May 31, 1921, Page 16

About Plays By BIDE AM H. HA Bagels uni i and will present 1 Bon in a new pluy by Wells called New hearsals will beein this management nent sei Ha Burton fhe direction of Sam byrrest Bugles's most recent New York en- Rugement wa In the Night Wateh,” at the Century PRAISE FOR ELSIE. Hisie Janis has scored heavily tn Paris in her revue Here are some of the complimentary Motes she has received about her Work, cabled to Charis Dillingham. “Wonderful! It makes ether artists ink into insignificance —tlice Dely- “Wisie, T shall have to clone #p wext door, You have put it over all of us.—Chevalier.” “Tt was a triumph with a bir T. You were wonderful, amazing. | was never in love with you until to-night Heartiest congratulations. 1 shall tell them all in London—Charies B. ‘Coohran.” in Paris.” A CARELESS WOMAN. Recently, as a sightseeing yacht wan passing Bedloo's Island. the skipper turned to one of the passengers and wad: “Only two weeks ago, madame, I aw a woman's torso floating right by “How careless some women are! he exclaimed. “Just fancy losing one's wedding clothes 80!" ARTHUR'S ROMANCE. Arthur Rosenfeld, the Broadwayist, @pent the week-end in Atlantle City, nd the despatches say he mct up with a very pretty girl on the Board. walk. It must be true, as he has sent us the following rhyme: A maiden fair, With baby stare, Just passed me in A rolling-chair. She was a beaut And looked so cute That I stood there Just like a mute. ‘TWINS TO FLY. | The Thomson Twins of the “Two Little Girls in Blue” company at the George M. Cohan Theatre will make an aeroplane flight over the city at 11 o'clock Thursday morning, starting trom Garden City. The twins are young men and both served during the war with the British Flying Corps. The flight may not prove unusual, but Frank Reid's letter to us telling about it isa uniquedocument. Frank comes right out and saya: “This flight \s for @dvertising purposes.” * BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘The train butcher offers his waren’ th the train. Oh, every ten minutes he sings his refrain. It's “Chocolates, Peanuts, cigars, magazines!" He mumbles bis words but you get what fhe means I cannot recall ever see~ ing him sell a single blamed thing, yet he keeps up his yell. A very per- sistent young fellow is he, a sort of an object of pity to me. Who buys from the butcher, friend reader—do yon? Or do you ignore him as most people do? 1 wonder sometimes how he earns enough dough to keep Mister Wolf from the home bungalow. The boy has me guessing, I freely admit. To-day something happened—I'll tell | you of it, A man touched a butcher for five and I swear he took out a roll that would choke a black bear. GOSSIP, Laura Hope Crews has been en- @aged by A. L. Erlanger to head the “Mr. Pim" company on tour. Fred and Adele Astaire: have been | signed up by Charles Dillingham for | the new John Charles Thomas com- | pany. | More than 1,500 people went to the! Hippodrome yesterday and tried to| getin. They didn't know it was dark Members of the Columbia School of Journalism wil! see “Miss Lulu Bett’ | to-night and to-morrow night. Ethel Barrymore will be the hon- ered guest of the Lambs at their Gambol at the Hippodrome Sunday night. Germaine Mitty, the French dancer ‘who !s to appear in the new “Follies,” has arrived in this country The Messrs. Shubert produced Louts | Yvan Shipman's drama “Fools Errant,” at the new Hanna Theatre, Cleveland, last night It was George W. Lederer who visited “Sunkist” on tour and tight- a it up for New York. It's doing we! Red Newman of the Dumbells has Tecelved several offers to into other Broadway productions, but he'll stick with the gang. The opening of “Snapshots of 1921" at the Selwyn has bean postponed | until Thursday evening | They say the cast of “The Whirl of | New York,” opening June 6 at the ‘Winter Garden, is so large new dress ing rooms must be built John D. Williams will lau “Gold,” the new O'Neill play, at tl Frazee to-morrow night, with Willard | Mack in the chief role | A THOUGHT FOR TO Every time I see an aero) off I imagine I see old Law « My grin. FOOLISHMENT. (Pinal tne to be sung } Mary Muggins had a bexu Out in Kankakee. Every other night or so Bhe'd sit on his knee. One night he remarked to her: — | “Mary, you're a dear;” | ’ Bhe said: If Jack were only he WAN'S NORUB Bleaches Clothes White Séand104atYour Grocer ad Joanne | _ Wins to-day's Bughouse Poems ¢ “and Players DUDLEY 7 Ss BUGHOUSE POEMS Lemuel Masters Artz of Hobokeo text with a rhy entitied "Giggly Girls” We have awarded him the 4 of Cincinn: i tation, which, we understand ng to the Mayor, Here's the prize-win- ning rhyme The Brooklyn girls are very sect, Although they have enormous fect; The Bronx girls like to chew their gum, It's quite a noisy fob with some Vanhattan girls are very fly, Oh, you can bet that they're not shy, While over there on Staten Iste, They shou sinite. gold teeth whene'er they FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Marry you? lub even dress me." “Well, I could learn.” you conldn't Po-or! Nov MUCH FUN AT A PARTY LIKE THIS - EU SRENGE SHE WANTED To Kwow Apour ir AND I was THe ONLY One iar COULD TELL HER. DON'T DISTURB HER, FERDIE - SHE'S IBEEN TRVIN' To PULL OUT AN ACHING TOOTH ALL DAY AN’ ITS GOT HER IN AN, HELLO, LOU! — OUT FOR HOUR F\eST { JO THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY TUESDAY, MAY 31, 1921 | ’"S CAR + THere's my CAR —~ ¥'sEE How \T RUNS. Now How ABOUT ME. , TAKING A SPIN (N “THaT “LE-mon” ? UM- ™ = yeu. VLU ASK “TH'Boss “THAT FAT OLE GAL —T WONDER \F TH’, OLE BABY IS TRYIN To FLIRT with ME * SO OuR LITTLE MARY WAS THE ONLY ONE IM ScHook THAT Courd, ANSWER THE TEACHERS QUESTION EH? T'm PROUD OF You— AND WHAT WAS THE QUESTION 2 SAY — Lemme “Ten YA WHAT [O10 THIS MORNIN’ -T MPDE A “THREE” ON TH St HOLE £— ONE BELOW PARL — EVERYBODY'S TALKIN’ AeOUT IT! “THA'S FUNNY — 1 Don‘ set. WHY HE HAS “To ASK “Ty! Boss IF HE CAN DEMONSTRATE A “HAT 's FoR SALE! CAR “THAT'S FOR SALE J WONDER WHY Hey 'RE So DARN MYSTERIOUS ABour IT? TW'CaR Loos FINE! “THE Boss SAYS “To “Tete Yoy THe CAR ISN'T Quite. READY “To “TAKE ouT — — Hm-m! WELL CAN EAC FIND ouT BY ASKIN’ HER # So She Spilled the Beans Too! V4 — WEL ste WANTED TS KNow WHO sPLLED THE GUMDRoPs on THE FLa0oR —and I was THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD e.t HER? MY SCHEME WAS) A BIT ROUGH, BuT (T GoT THe TootH oOvT ALL RIGHT! tm GOOD! — arter A BAD ORE 1 RECOVERED FROM & “RAP FOR A"3" | — GOUY WHAT A BaD “Lie The Day’s LAST SAD APPEAL be fF aot ad tried to work his listeners up to the Pitch of enthusiasm. But either ssl weather or their lunoh had disagreed with them, and they simply wouldn't! came y's Good Stories | proper| “Now auctioneer Wil somebody start the bidding?” Thoro was a pause. Then a voice slowly from somewhere in the day on which you promised to sweetly at the breakfast The patient admitted that she wae| table. if {se the afternoon off from the the}much worse, but protested, A rescllestions ot dest the wena Detsett \ middle of the crowd “Two dollars!” {t said. “Gent! the auct {is alive! tearfully yston \Post ee SHE WAS DIr™'!NG. DISPHINSARY pi The sale was one of| t after lot went for| At last @ sad and ed into the ring. n shouted “what offers for this lot as expected social worker out to investigate, gentlemen!" protested “The horse ni was placed | on a strict and scant diet, on e| which she did not improve aa|66 [YO You know what day thie ts, The doctor vent a tearfully, thas, she had eaten gary ous memory lapses flashed through thin 6 doctor had ordere Y “ “What else did you eat?” naked the Tehee ine HHP WOUlGR fe) aenent | inspired social worker. “Nothing except my regular meals,”"| “Why, of course, my love! How | said the truthiil patientfindian-| could T possibly forget that thie te apolis News, our wedding anniversary?” he said, with gentle reproof, “No, it {n't, That ts three months ahead," she responded coldly. “This { A LEGAL DEFINITION, NE of the attorneys for Steve Beck in his recent trial in Criminal Court on a charge of manslaughter was questioning a man for jury service in the case. ——————— A SLIGHT MISTAKE, man necessarily {s gullty of man slaughter !f his automobile runs dow another person on a public highway?” “No, sir,” replied the jury talesman, unless the other persom diss.”— John, dear?” she asked SUMP'N WRONG WITH ‘Do you believe,” he asked, “that a} You “Tet. Tu’ Boss \'M GLAD “T'FIND OUT THer's “MaT CAR Mt FAIR BaTHER CATCHES BIG FISH WITH AID OF WOOLEN | BATHING SUIT ame a BATHING sur HAS CAPTURED MANY A POOR FISH FIGHT OVER WAR MEDAL. LEADS TO BLACK &YES AND JAIL — p "DECORATION DAY W _MORE WAYS FATHER FS CHILE WEDS F 7% TIME WOT Ac wars SAFETY NUMBER. WILD DUCKS KILLED BY HAIL STORM FALL BY Ti HUNDRED ON CRESTon:, COL. STREETS — "WO Ducks" FALL BY THE THOUSANDS ih N.Y. STREETS MENS CLUB oF PHILADELPHIA JALL AND DEBATE oN WOMAN JURORS. “OTSA #004 FOR AN ARGUMENT im a\ FALL Guy ee een “BAKED BEAN BISCUIT” #120,000,000 AGAINST ENG ROCKEFELLER 1: LLED FOOLISH (1 FRivotous aan > COURT PROG; THOUGHT THEI Deans? WERE HALF BAKED 3 MEXICANS WOUNDED IN BALL Game Riot — SIGY OF CWLAZATION A Near OLD Woman To EAR 'N ANTI-VOLSTEAD PARADE AND RIDE IN 7 PSK SHAW GR 17'S AL Ways FUR WEATHER, Way |, 8? FéLLous ¢. C7 TOGETHER,»