The evening world. Newspaper, May 26, 1921, Page 28

sane CTE Re APRS RTE fot kg Rn ERR tue ee - seeeenccnnaie sie Fits BOM - 7 RLY RIL adie THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1921 About Plays and’ Players JOE’S CAR © © © © Tap, Tap! Knock, Knock! Squeak, Squeak! \ By BIDE DUDLEY aneapedaiouasacoaenamanasionaenaaoaittl | Wis ts The Quincey Foun” ~ THE oTHeR ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ "i WO special trains will take “The | CAR IS IN MY GARAGE. AND ILL BRING LaF bd teal HERE'S wHatT You Do — Tee Thun Tear GEE WHILLIKERS! T Passing Show of 1921" and the | Bughouse Poems }) (T DOWN “His AFTERNOON IF Y' THINK ap Thee Ms Piped hehe You SL THE “QUINCY HERE OVER Up (F L LET HIM Try €&M ouT | Doris Keane “Romance” com- | . | WE CAN MAKE A SWAP ON A “LE MON” YRE WE CAN Come AND BRING “HE OTHER ONE DOWN. . He'LL NEVER mace me pany from New York to Chicago Sun-| Esther E. Mycklethorp of "Brook- SPEEDSTER “To SOME AGREEMENT \ VU HAVE A MAN TRY EM OUT i day: ‘The “Focls Errant” company |lyn wins to-day's Bughouse Poem — = — Le, AND “Kien tis mace Yu a | PP will be taken to Cleveland, The trains | contest, and has been awarded the WELL = THis Car, PREIOAITION! : ANY PROPosSITION ff wiil be known as Winter Garden Spe- | Pennsylvania Railroad System. This! LOOKS FAIRLY Goon! aad : f lat No. 1 and, Winter Garden Special | Prize was suggested by the Shakes-| No.2. Fourteen baggage cars will be|Peare Literary Ladies’ Club, ho| Ex * voted on it prior to their poker game a barn cetiel ta Tuesday evening. Miss Myokle- | THE FIDELITY’S SHOW. thorp's poem followa: | The Actors’ Fidelity League will The sun comes up } hive a benefit performance in aid of id aha Ola tees, | its building fund at the New Amster- And then, of course, i! am Theatre Sunday evening, June 5.) The sun goes down More than 200 of the well known men wad women of the stage will appear. The farmer feeds The faithful mare | | A pretty thought, | SIGNS MISS MICHELENA. | 1 a6 declave! F. Ziegfeld jr. has engaged Vera iat Michelena to sing the prima donna] FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. row th the new “Follies” Patron—My, but this is a rotten wre cigar! ® Sete t eR cote Patter ot « Tebacconist—You should complain: Paul Henkel, who made a record sell- | | NEVE ORC ITN Ue cigars, {BE Liberty bonds, will be made an Posh iehlllcheh es litihteaseh OY Honorary Colonel of the 3d Division | THE BIG LITTLE Dumbells in front of the Public Li- brary this afternoon, < | — | a, Penna —— -Tuat | HANDS OFF! | YOU KNOW WELL > George M. Cohan entered his office = AND To THINK OF ny j, ALL MY Foe MY FATHER CALLED ‘You é | Yesjerday with a dripping umbrella. ALL THE MEN AS “ou KNOW — VA SIMPLE Fool NEVERYTHIN T ADMITTED | “Here,” said Max, the guardian of HAD To PICK FROM OPPOS' my : the door to the Cohan sanctum, “put =e Rick OUT a RRSURC 5 — TH put MAN B si REE * ” dicated y pers ‘. fers. Mn. Cohan did cs be eus- ASAPHEAD Sj wha ? swe! 7 5 ve peers EFORMERS ested. ne el = ‘ — SAY SHORT | BEFORE “By the way,” said Max, “I'm go- wT SKIRTS out to lunch in a few minutes.” 5 be ahead!” replied George M., INCREASE “but bear this in mind—my umbrella | aceipENTS B has had its lunch.” | To MEN OH, SUGAR-PLUMS! | GG Dstri: f No. 101 West Maar serest, caw’ “The Last Walta” | EYE Set recently and became 60 enamored oi Eleanor Painter that he wrote a poem | epee rere... about her. Here, tgke a slant at it: a) ss | COAL Were one last wish accorded me, f YT — Aan i | RETAILERS ‘Before 1 sailed the unknown sea, de cae “ be : 7 . : r . \ | DEFEND P@ crave no sweeter memory | PRICES — Thon the “Last Waltz” in life with | 4 thee. F ', — And Now the Job’s in the Soup! | | HELO 7 Ba CHESTNUT TREATING HIM RIGHT. ; o JOKE Beer cyarcics cot, Jugtiprassies," j CHAMP OR NO CHAMP-THEY DON'T | wer mane) Met whe’ tock a piodee ot (0 p COME Too BIG FOR HE WHEN THEY] EHIM, KATINKA — 1 DISTINCTLY BUT THAT WUZ gears & @rink. At the end of six months he TT PT EARD SACK TeLt You BOUILLon’ 1 BroucHT | BROOKLYN JUDGE ORDERS ‘ paused uncertainly outside a saloon. ON DEMPSEY, HAS : THE TEA TASTED POLICE TO GIVE BACK “Resolution,” he finally murmured, HE KATINKA ? : 75 GALLONS OF WINE es MUGHT HAVE TO “you've stuck to me faithfully for six months and now I think I ought to _ w my appreciation. Come on in, TURN THE POLICE x boy, and I'll buy you a drink.’ FORCE UPSIDE DOWN fi IMPERIAL COACH OFFERED f , Marcus Nathan, President of Ter- t Garden, Inc. received a letter i Berlin recently asking him if ; he would care to buy one of the Imperial State coaches formerly used by the Kaiser. “It would be a great advertisement for your dancing place if you rode to and from the establishment in this | seller.” OF 5 AVE Mr. Nathan replied, saying he really BEAUTY preferred an American taxicab, hop, PARLOR @kip and jump metre and all.” SAYS » OBSERVATIONS. a we en Kling-« | GIRLS NOW “ueenic Burst of Wellsville has / We know where Slacker Bergdoll KNEES. Will eventually land. Our old home is . iad i al : ‘ | nee * sre eons called “You Lit- LITTLE MARY MIXUP Hardly a Taste for Mary! THEIR, Leavenworth, Kan. g c Tenve = AGH Bernard Granville, now abroad, | ART x ore Bondon sudienone are lovable, ———— Iwant & I a | . Be, that dear of him’ ="// ‘ 7 c i weeny B. Keicey Allen, in a cigar store, Ths is. Dorraes worTH |. . VE ONLY GO ~ | EXPEDITION | asks for a cigar.’ Clerk hands him THe FIRST OE LowyPors & : FOURTEEN LEFT ( ~ EB Kelcey says it's too dark. . ‘ a aw To EXPLORE goes around counter and raises Dowar T 4 For TODAY § Par THE RIVER window shade : \ P ‘ _ | CRipcheT i>; EVER FOUND . | on 9 ae Gossip. an) HL os = MAYBE 5 . Waiter J. Plimmer has taken over q x > | REFERRING be Auditorium at Keansburg, N. J. } } To THE { Patrons of “The Ghost Between,” \ ANTI = the 39th Street, now get ice cream | feos checks with their Lickets., PROHIBITION «Else Alder, ima donna of “June Sieve,” has fecovered from an indis- \" PARADE wi titi a Position and is again singing her te. role. «Gordon and Ford, a specialty team, n engaged for George ndals."" nge has gone to Califor- ta, ll resume his vaudeville work next fall under William Mor- is's direction, Bee CHICAGO WomMAN RouTS 300 POUND RAM WITH HER SLIPPER | i WE'VE ALL FELT | THE SLIPPER FOR Palmer, of shimmy fame, will EMG ed exhibit artistic shakes on the Win- RAMBUNC TOUS ter Garden concert bill Sunday night. op Former President Menocal of Cuba faw “The Last Waltz” at the Cen- tury last night. A. E. Mathews has sailed for Lon- A 7 ‘ adie Mil Spear in the Selwyn OW BOY! — LOOK AT “HAT GOLF CHICK” EVANS AND BOBBY MOTHER . TM CHAMPION OF : CARO !- LooK AT tT —82-eND JONES BETIER OVK ME THE FAMILY — T WENT we | ‘The Lambs Gambol, scheduled for WAIT TH WHEN “THEY RROUND TH! LINKS IN FIN 1S. “Wie | Lost bAey. the Hippodrome Sunday night, has 1 : ENOUGH | HOLDS BIG Deen postponed a week. WIND AGAINST Get BACK! - LINER AT Gilda Grey believes that if the PIER Fi immy danos were made a part of ! oR course in women's colleges it IS MINUTES — cure the neuritis. She further states, and emphatically, HELD uP #0, that she ie indignant because mying among the Indians has wn given the gate. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Benny Leonard and Bull Montana a wrestling match yesterday. Wonder if Benny threw the Bull. ; FOOLISHMENT. \MHow old was Mary's little lamor” My sweetheart asked one day. F thought and thought, then gave 3 it up, > I really couldn't say. ATTY GEN. DAUGHERTY CASES MUST SE HANDLED W/TH GLOVES to take them to dinner et a well-| SCOTTISH HUMOR. dly, PAINTERS CONFERENCE Struggle with his curiosity he was CUPBOARD WAS BARE. The Day’s Good Stories Wee, Tare otc) A CLOT MAN ohn ha ee known cafe. O you know what a Scottish joke 4 y CLAIMS MONDAY MosT ‘The steamship, however, had | ue’ Sh ae aaa daa > ta 5 +: pfs ¥ @ missionary in China eventu-| reached port earlier than had been : y Mag 3 ad ANGEROUS DAY For ~ What |e %, boss? ‘ily took up his residence in| expected, and when Dr. Smith got Scotiand, They've got a Scot- ed fay! WORKERS ON BUILDINGS. Hoe HIS FEARS REALIZED. As the old fellow neared the door| “That is an ophthalmometer,” re-| perkeley, Cal. His friend and fellow | to the dock bis friends had left. He} tiss, Joke on now ‘No Change’ CI WHY THEY CALL temperance act, she replied, in haughty winna vote for ‘No made inquiries at the principal hotels| fey this voting on the question but could not find them. In order to ‘ : notify his family in Berkeley of the| Wiether they should go dry or not hecessary change in plans, Dr, Smith}-Ot course, being Sootsmen, they've I will vote for them to] gent them a telegram. Here ts the|no intention of going dry! eit as it is, Dae ye think that| mewhat damaged message that Mrs. (i ve got othe world to toa: A’m guan doon wi a pound ta ma gro- NORTHERN man in an op-|his eye lighted upon an extraordin-| Flied the optician in his gravest man- ticlan’s shop in Nashville over-|ary looking instrument conspicuously | ET. furlough, was expected to arrive in heard an amusing conversa-| placed upon a counter. The vener-| ‘Sho, muttered the old man to} san prancisco on a certain day, Dr. between the proprietor of the|able negro paused for several mo-| himself, as he backed out of the door.) Smith, .the clergyman mentioned, and an aged darky|ments to gaze In open-mouthed won-| Dit, °1o8, tii thitaned upon the curt’ crossed the bay to the city, He meant ‘was just leaving te place with | der at this thing, the like of #vhich be|*gho, dat's what I was afeared tt|to find Dr. Boone and his party, and, r i had never seen before, @ long was!"—Harpere Magazine. after spending the day in sightseeing, (7 BLUE Mongar missionary, Dr, Boone, returning on ith finally read; Everybody's ot long faces, and|cer for a bottle an’ get nae cha MAGen't find the bones. Will come! whispering, Prt x. Ledger.| and all otland’s going dry!" home to Scotsmen are time the