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fect orbotrcwrie 68) iiiarlonetion More Adventures O¥+ ols Dod No a Georgew. Peck. ith illustyrentie ms. o POS >a) Tors JAC kie Coo@a;ns Stor in film version? ri thle i antona\t ib Lowy Henners "Vabels the Old Man’ 8 s Suitcase. HE old nt wht eis nearesig ttt _ tty-seven varieties of plekles ible ct Say, heres iw tine one, (hy malted " righ : < Lael with a New Jersey ¢ whiaile down t ct tet } ; nteren \ttention ft nthe Wy nt ! rom W t came anal nt ty nd 1 vand and leativer J don't ereate w ae the other, ano t Mute ron take t iuacetare'$ you ket back you can ta " \ are y to lay a hatehet avd i Well. you Y Y ‘ tak Q Siw ' eww q F wont j " vied and « tea 1 want to ask you nusually mean, | have thous “A LABEL FOR 37 VARIETIES OF PICKLES.” ‘school, or have te poliee ordert vou out of town? I have felt him out so medicine over in Bt can get in its work and him so he can start bach after a while and probably dic on way home and be buried at sea. Dad says he will go, for : die at sea than on land, * they busting. tw but he is in love with 1¢ girl und he don't take cloth, for don't have to huve any trouble about 4 funeral i the sew a man up 2 ple ime a will we ; # Goallita ‘hie fe ¢ about every dutch and duche: De BARACK CR iset ity Me) 4 te Meet, every prince and paur him off a board, and he goes ker- everything. You watch my unk down into the salt water and you will think there is a tra ebout a mile, and s here on his @fire. T hope dad will try andre Pack) aad” Gui strain himself from wanting to fi at Cverybedy that belongs to any co} Is your live eat now thei it and t kes me tired, and {8 going lo be trouble.” What new disease hus he got “AML of ‘vin," took a label off ua tomato an and pasted it on the end of the suit eas “You take un aln about ali the diseases that the mi cine uivertised in tie alman cures, and dad has got the whole Jot of them, nervous prostration, experi wna Mf his base “Well nce we th ‘thing a man cu teh wit ing h ang'th Hut he is pot th, @espondent. He just thinks an ow eevidence of genius and a form ‘und 1 told dad” we. might a ef standing Me argues th have only with statesmen and se hour, é oys on the plat d lands for mess of ¢ r nae ig all right! He thin} he to dance; but if some man with 9 Burope eked out strong personality w demand class with und oT that t dance, and put his hand « Oh, since he hut ration and his pistol pecket, they would all uth, had his appendix chopr jump in and dance for an hour. That the thinks the: is a bond o was enough for dad, for he has a vetly Yetween hiw and King TF microbe that he is a ian of strong oved will cause him to be invite Y nality und that when he de Ue v uest of royalty. He i mands that anybody do something Pet And the bad boy tor they simply got to do it, so. he nely | dabel out of a box and pasted L walked up down the platform s Poriys fhe other end of the ¥ cour fo times to get. his draw the “What in thunder 1 poker face on, and { went up to one @re you past! th i. of the cowboys and told him that your valise £ ask ol the old duffer used to be a ballet riled ” ea the boy reached for Quaker dancer and that he thought every promt an Oats label and a soap advertisement body oueht to dance when they y ; nd pasted them on were told te, and that if the spell anid “Oh, 4 he wish should him and he should sabe pomeforelen labels of order hor it would be @ keg things on his valise ¢ great favor to me if they would just 1 travellers believe hy had give him a double shuttle or two, just 4 before, and I told him 1 « to ease his mind. all right’ You see, if | paste thing ‘Well, pretty soon he eame along all over tho valise he will think if 1S to where the cowboys were leaning THE EVENING WORLD, TUESDAY, MAY 17, 1921. ro eQprieyya ST eaeURerer ( THose. ARE NOT | \ BUTTONS ARE OFF | mites ] IN *y PAIR L HAVE To GO BACK THESE ARE BOTH FoR but when { have suid cowboys pulled re ) ing for @ lon Th y Aeon lel town you could have 5 nur Ve ; ie 1 t ie cation so} 1 donot ' san old man his years pulled. Wh ure you going with % be chummy with boy the dude suit case and the hat b singer, and I do like you, condemn use and th KI y nd tL can't help it,” Now L want “Oh, dud has got a ys write me every on a more diseases, and the y rip, and & wilt! re %t @ conversation over him Sund who unely: watt {) they has got t hear u 1 T Kh { uuguin, ow, and by d your letters eae vivEen Wil brace Hitt ut and it will bring me custom. —¥ you write to me. bey, and pour inch of dad's f your heart to me, and tell me of the bles you get your dad lad was so frightened ad it was like splintering th and the smoke of the win- wanted from Broadway care for stage , Mash notes, ster suppers or occasional nips from Any Measure. 1 will write you we ¢ got aboard the train I stayed In the butcher for more her voice, and now remark that would , and when I did go back to the ‘Somebody tooled fellows couldn't wharks think he is a try but America, He has tought on fish.” ‘ little silk American flags t 1 tirat cramine Wet [0 his buttonhole, 1 he ‘ fan, Wears If agwbody looks crows-eyed at that fag he will simply cut his ast it on a fork and and T knew no doubt dad et me chaperon hi “Don't you think your dad's mind eign countries and the boy, as he sort of “wanders?” said the old ryman in a whisper, “It uldn't be strange, after all he has fone through in raising you up to your present size if he was a little up under’ it till and try to bear get a letter from im boy took his labelled valise box and started, Harton expresses r studio apart ma thinks he is bughouse hired girl is willing to go urt and sweur to it, and that do coming home =. shares with another Another Story To- Morrow. what you wanted ii Broadway ? ne Sometimes They Lived, Often They Didn’t Miss Barton Yheumatism. liver trouble, stomach from the Yellowstone Wark some c peat Jungs ¢ eisai diap ™ time ago made me think if he was ssiced, ifie Ut . Th to keep from irned’ over, heart disease, bron- not crazy he would be t lon untcwhat 1 ted’ ran ¥, coal wy ghitis, corns, bunions, eyery darn You see, we had a hot box on the en- Tae Ue tne eateonr % Brom Ir ( cost- gine and had to stay at a station in nd there n hor singing world, but a» a lit y wants to make jety and wealth, well have some amusement while we poor people Who we there, and that a brakeman ores e not in it told me the eowboys were great ON, dancers but you couldn't hire them » men who removed instruments of musical talents. Miss 1 HOXLOUS LO Jp acKHd hunting ground rhave had w ¢ NO“ JOHNS,” LOBSTERS, FLOWERS, TAXIS FOR HER; ONE CHORUS GIRL QUITS BROADWAY TO TEACH Bu Fay Stevenson. ty Lie Pro Pueiimhing Co Ofine Kew York Dveting Word) ERB is the story of ONE chorus thinks only of her musical has seen her since, « heard about Aunt Jan he litle corncob pi niles from Ha le every day into town. with Aunt rette whilr tok inte that tuxhed Miss Bartor urettos ix the one hat qui girls do that now Jane can't objec an Kmokes pe and t I have I know at and where you to nerub orn in Housten, ‘Tex., muds ange GOING DOW! + fir w. Then ’ ce Pree Pf iatiscg Co, . near New York pening Wort.) r 5 oat Dee es Phe au Mi her to come re and teach a Homan to-day is ai of forty us Kirk: Ww net Ue one who makes on mn r yas @ big to them tha “ up" we in Texas, mebick buck tit f r my studio . in an open country a rin and out of subways PAG EER) Wt DAY SNA nny how t work king landlord b nd Mist Burt all my ges lite cu whie at nome the \ tranquil hor a nuan's in Houst vave heard i Aunt ti Lawet. Without it sue: Janw iy who is het vision io the dim dis ; Sunt Jans nine ran @ Lune Buttuly, v nuit ALFALEA SMITH though we have ‘s big fireplace, she smokes and at, wonderful country sur- rounding her home. New that 1 am ng t ach voice culture out there T #hadl i vt t in te That is why I in plinning to take that ten-mile And Iam even planning to ait up and smoke a clea- ind tall, moking clg~ {in New York and even school and of course Aunt “Bromiway 4 great old place to & musical start,” concluded Miss turton ‘huibly a number of my mty pupiis whom 1 am to have Arkansas this summer well t their fling al st, and when I tell them what mashnotes, stage io trammelied man, “I know what joes " and — Mr. tiilver Imad heard the remark a Johnnie ' nics, and how easy it hem and keep ht or I shall not be afraid putt rain straight eanwhile, TP shall nio the open ti ho subways you can talk as loud can though it was a very povel sugges: | Jur Won indeed ind pick dust Nis head, as though futile OFA \ODERN MAID * BY MARGUERITE MOCERS MARGHALL - The man who marries once is a good sport, the man who marries twice is an optimist, the man who marries still oftener is the victim of a habit-form- ing drug. Vonyrtamt, 191i, by The Prem Publishing Co (The New York Brening Worle. W's a woman has fished, schemed, lied and fought for a man, and success at last has crowned ber efforts, it is such a comfort te drop her head on (he captive’s shoulder and murmur; “I think FATE nmiust have brought us together!” Hiail, Columbia!--where the un a eee ae priggish Senior Class positively re NEW YORK GIRL CHOSEN fuses to call the modern girl's dane- MAY QUEEN AT ing, smoking and r “signs of a SWEETBRIAR. And let all flappers flap a salute to the President of the Senior Class at the University of Pennsytvanta, who insists that the modern girl “is not as bad as she is painted.” Are immaculate Amherst, Brown and Princeton still suffering the pang of anguished propriety every lime they think of the modern maid and her wiles? Kisses are the plums in the cake of love—and a man always wants lots of plums. Every man betieves in thought ransference; he thinks his wife ought to know without being told when he wants bacon for breakfast and when the smell of it will drive him out of the house. Yes, Marie, doubtless there are Jove burglars, but some one on the inside usually unlocks the door for them. No woman can resist sticking pins of satire into @ good-natured man, just to find out if he really is so tm pervious. Marrtage, of course, shoald be taken serlously—if at all. THE JARR FAMILY BY ROY L.MSCARDELL. jeans the scores of charming girls from the North, South, Omen. et, Yates went East and West, Miss Rhoda -y was a beautiful day and Mr. and Allen of Olean, N. Y~ was pidked as Mra. Jarr were taking @ little the one possessing the most perso: stron in the afterglow, marking tty and charm, to represent Swee' the coming of summer in the city. briar Woman's College as May Quesn “But bow much nicer it would be at the college's annual May Day eole- sountry,” suggested Mr. bration. to live in Jarr. - “and you oever coming home at oO P84 | | all, telephoning me you had missed the last train home, as that man Jen- AT ou kins does!” said Mra. Jarr “Mrs. OWe | Jenkins told me herself and aaid if " 1. 1081, by the Punt Co she could only sell their place in Bast (Bee New York Evening World.) Malaria she'd move back to town QUESTIONS. nighty quick!™ 1, What is the State flower of “Oh, Td be home, ail right. 1d Ike Delaware? to have flowers and I'd like to raise What city is at the other end of chickens and yogetables, and it would ur Panasa Conel trem the Gity of be healthful for the children in the Panama? ntry,” replied Mr, Jarr. 3. Who is the author of “The Lady “1 don't believe children are a bit or the Tiger?” healthier in the oountry,” said Mrs. 4 oO, Ghat materiel ta. fannatetin Jarr, “They are alwaya getting scar- made? let fever and whooping cough in the : quntty and no doctor within a mile © from the skiné ef what animal and then the danger of petting stung “wh . et hee ttacked by fierce at was the full name ‘of th brevets ae ened OY Writite. author of “Andersen's Fairy. Tales cows. ow how is always running into danger, Not PB sliced rose, because tole ais is used in mal to mention how scared I'd be of en Ps rance, is ui tramps in some lonely place. Please, “*! roses and resewener don’t talk about country to me!” 8. What name is given to the expic- AL this juncture they encountered give gas of earburetted hydrogen e socaevhine forming in coal mines? Mr, Jarre bachelor friend, daa! 4 ia .9 What island ti hens Suck Silver. Mr. Jarr never could op australia? nd lies just eoutheas figure out just how and where Mr, sire dened, but the dion atways ,,i%, What animals ser frequently agreed that be was “so dashing,” zootic? evidently because he always darted ANSWERS, away at hundred-yard speed when be —; peach tossom; 2 ,Colon: & Fran saw any indications of any young ft, Stockton; 4 cotton; & guass an women with matrimomal intentions Sheep; 6, Hans Christian Anderne: cubbage rose; & fire damp; #, Tar crossing his trail. mania; 10, horses. bd “Vm just out for # little stroll,” explained Mr. Silver, “Pm living ip bachelor apartments up this way monte!" cried Mra Jarr, shakung ao vdinonttory finger at the free and uo on in them! What you need is geod Jittie wife to take care of you ou know "Oh, thowe wicked bachelor apart- few times before, but he took it as “Ab, Mrs. Jarr.” he said, shaking reh had discouraged him, “all the nice litte} wives are already married. The girls that are going these days would have no use for a confirmed old bach- | eh ‘Well, Mr Silver, if you'll come sround to our house I can show you | the photograph of an awful nice girl | DOLLY put the pure lly can't do it to-night. Just P. LLY ¢ sa in 1 to talk a matter over with D, wanting him to come in with you! Polly put the sure Why, no,” replied Mrs, Jarr,! bread on whoin T want you to meet soon bread on Mr, Jarr. But I suppose you'll be Fee aie a Mtns wale : Polly put the Bond He can take a little walk with y Why don't you go with Mr. Silv | don phe asked of Mr, Jarr, who hesitated. | Brea F ure. you won't mind?” asked That just suits me. Mr Jurr “Now run along, boys!” anid Mrs Jarr, playfully But when Mr. Jarr came in aftar a very short ume she was silting In the gloaming, pursing her hurt fee ings “Suppose 1 left you nd ran off with any "ram, | lurry who came along?” sie QQ tut that’s the way pou al vet ome! And that pith Juck Silver, too! But what else can te expected of a man who is well uhle to support @ wife and vet im too stingy to marry ?* nl § aoe