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————— About Plays By BIDE HE new revue which will be of- fered at the Selwyn Theatre during the week of May 30 by the Selwyns and Lew Fields will be) called “Snapshots of 1971" and will | consist of travesties on topical sub- fects and popular plays. It will be in fourteen scenes and the cast will be headed by Nora Bayes, Lew Fields and De Wolf Hopper. Others who will act out are George McKay, Ernest Lambart, Lulu MeConnell, | Carl Hyson, Delyle Alda, Jean White, Alan Edwards, Phil White, Grant Bimpeon, Bertha Donn and a chorus of forty. Frances Nordstrom and} Glen MacDonough wrote the book, George Gershwin and George Meyer | the music and E. Ray Goetz the{ lyrics. Leon Errol will stage the pro- auction. TO STAR BERESFORD When Henry W. Savage ! “@havings" on tour next season Harry | Beresford, who plays the beloved) vagabond in it, will be starred. Stellar! honors were offered Mr. Beresford al- west a year ago by Mr. Savage, but the actor politely declined them. “Out West in my own diggin’s | tight be looked on as a star,” ex- plained Mr. Beresford, “but I'm no star in the East--yot.” ‘The answer is “Shavings” is going ut into Mr. Beresford's diggin's. Mr. @avege says he will star the actor even if he has to blindfold him and hogtie him to do it WELL, NOW, MR. LONG! “Bay,” said Bob Long’s voice on the telephone Longe Might, “I got some big wnews for you.” “Oh, goody!" we replied. “Thieves broke in Naztmova's home| at Port Chester to-day and stole a lot ef hodch. What do you know about that?” Of course, we told him we knew! nothing about \t. We've never yet! etdien any booch in Port Chester. i} nends GOLDEN ACTS A ROLE. John Golden wears a funny little brown hat that makes him look younger than he really is. Yesterday he was seated in the hall that leads to Lis office in the Hudson Theatre Building when a middle-aged actress; ontered. The hall isn't very light. Now the stage 4s all set, lot's ring up. The acts pproached Joho. "ah aid, “I want to see! 12, loidy,” replied the! ut he told me afore he| men ~ ut Oat dat dey ain't nuthin’ doin’ in de ingagement line around dis Join resent." My, how common these New York Office boys are!" snapped the caller, as she turned to leave ar Gossip. Geraldine O'Brien has been engaged by John D, Williams for a role in “Gold.” | 1. Woods will present “The Ped | at Teller’s Shubert, Brooklyn, evening i | {| | da, Overman Prohibit tion's no laughing Dori. Keane, star ng mance, drama Spriratt of F ready for the cclebra performance in Gaiety June 8. Pat Rooney and Ma fost their dog. because he 's a Pekinese and he has a white stomach, trimmed in brown. We hope if he sers this he goes home, as the folks are badly worried. John Golden has perauaded Na- thaniel Hartwig to leave Wall Str flat and return to the drame. He have a leading role in “Three Wise | Fools." Mr. Hartwig was other half of the Olga Nethersvle kiss, once | #0 famous “Lightata’ — | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Two peacocks fought at the Bronx | Zoo Sunday but to the disappoint ment of a ivt of women onlookers they didn't make the feathers fly. FOOLISHMENT. The wind came sweepine Down the strect, And blew the copper Off his beat ; The copper laughed, And said, “Well, wert | I'll write of this | To little Nelt.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Ie the French “Don't know. 5! anything to me. oe -— ORCHIDS IN CENTRAL PARK.! His Finest Cot Lovers of orchids are trooping the Central Park Consdrvatory these | wpring days to see one of the finest Sollections ever extbited in New York. irk Commissioner Gallatin announces t more than 100 specimens have | een bought and the deliveries and the | Blossoming are #0 spaced in point of time as to make the show ever-chang- | ing and shrays. beautilur Among those that wt] bloom tn the Rear future are the Hrassia Hrachiata er Orchid), Dendrobium Shrysotoxum, Dendrolim Cambri to gum, Cattleya Gleinnerii, Ca: Mossine, Cattleya Mendel, " Oncidium and the Laclias. of! NOU ie and Tey DUDLEY ¢ Pet Advice. } Bodie Morange of Westchester County wins the Pet Advice contest to-day. He gets a copy of the song, “London Bridget Needs Caling Down,” autographed by t Lawrence Park. His which brought home | lows: Ady the bi Never ktas a pretty girl While chewing plug tobacco She's apt to get And give your nose a crack-o. 1T HAS SEEN SERVICE. 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