The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1921, Page 29

“NO FUN TO BE A. PRINCE,” SAYS A REAL PRINCE, ENGALITCHEFF - “It’s a Detriment and Handicap” *No One Wants Him as a Business Associate — He Can’t Earn a Competent Living Getting Into Society””—Confesses Princes ‘Nearly Always” Marry Money—Declares ‘‘Prince Game a Poor One.” By Fay Stevenson. gee Copyright, 1921, by the Prem Publishing Co., (The New York Brening World.) 66 JTS 20 fun to be a Prince. 7 I “There's nothing in the ‘Prince Game,’ no not even if you are @ real one and and can boast of @ long line of nobility. “Princes are not in demand in this day of republics, “In fact it is a detriment and a handicap to a man to be born a Prince B by (The New York Evening Tee Bree eating. 9, reid) HOME BREW. No ALCOHOL and I can tell you why.” Standing at least six feet two inches tall, with inon-gray hair, brushed back pompadour, large gray eyes full of magnetism and wit and dark brown mustaches curled just 60, Prince Nicholas W. Engalitcheft, a gentleman and scholar, debonair and strikingly handsome, half jestingly and half seriously, expressed the above philosophy on “being a Prince” in his luxurtous suite at the Waldorf- Astoria. Recently the Russian Prince and his -beautiful French wife, Princess Mel- ante de Bertrand de Lytull have been brought into the limelight through four judgments totalling $2,249 87 for taxicab hire in favor of a gurage owner In this city. And only last February the Princess was sued for fraud by a Paris jeweler, although she declared, "It was all a dreadful mis- take and I will prove it in court.” Prin Melanic was married to the Prince in 1916, and is his second wite, the first Princess Engalitcheft bet Florence dridge, daughter of t late Charles W, Pardridge, a muiti- ni e department store owner of Chicag who di ire him and re- summed her maiden name in 18938, At that tine the Prince was ian Vice Consul at Chicago, but it is the Prince at the Waldorf with his brokerage of- n this city who admits it's a NM to be a Prince who in- us now. In fact even Princess Melanie ad- mits it's a great disadvantage tu be a Princess and declares “Oui, { agree with the Prince and have just writ y ‘mozer’ in France so," with just enough French > make her charming. she |g of the willowy slender type, with m of golden hair and piquant hazel eyes. I suppose you feel like asking, ‘Why do they pick on me because I'm a Prince?” I iaughed turning to the Prince. He seated himself in a_ typical Wald chair of gold and upholstery and raised his heavy eycbrows as he laughed back. “Not exactly ‘pick’ on me, perhaps, but T have come to the conclusion that it's absolutely no fun Yo be a Prince, And for these rea- sons: a misfortune if you ever your own living. ne has an idea that a Prince has no Dusiness training. Prince Engalitcheff waited a mo- ment, and then added in that most democratic and magnetic way which has won him so many friends in this country, "Which is true 3. No one wants to jociate with a Prince in business because they are afraid he will put too high a value on his servi Ong A prince 4 really thin-skinned if he has been brought up carefully and among the nobility, He is not t with the men who have Rees DOM FACTS. lation of eleven dams Spain is planning to make the Guadalquivir ble from Seville to project that has been centuries, ,000 miles of sphone wires only 73,000 RAN y insta considered fo London has telegraph and te underground and miles overhead. China's new Department of Agriculture and Forestry is being conducted by graduates of American colleges. Irrigation prajeets under con- sideration Xr Indla_ involve @bowt 10,000,000 acres of land. French engineers will bore a tunnel under the Suez Canal tu enable the railways of Egypt and Palestine to be linked, been educated in the public schools of a large city.” “But what of the social position his title gives him? Surely that counts,” I said The Prince and Princess looked at each other and smiled, “Society is for women; it ts made up of women in America,” declared he, ‘A prince can't earn a competent living by getting into society. It is an expense rather than an income. “The bogus Prince really enjoys society,” continued Prince En litcheff, “but a real Prince—a man who wants to earn his way and wishes to make headway—has a hard time tn the business world and is bored by too much social life. “You see every on Am an ides particularly In a Prince is TS SULPHURIC. ACID-RAISINS ND T weal the fairy books tell of Princ with gold; but th mused the Russian another detriment to being a Prince, ‘Trades GOING DOWN! people and friends give him credit for being much more wealthy t “But doesn't the Prince wealth as a rule?” [ laughed. A smile played about the corners of Coprright, 1921, by the Prow Publlshing Co. (The New York Brening World.) Dive ONE—You have no monopoly of _ trouble. ee bag arnt There are others. Nearly alway confessed th ; ince "But he does not now the However, every time you yalue of money. While he has it, all Q Overcome a diMculty you drop is well. When he spends it, he knows 9 a weight and strength comes no business which can earn more. 2 trom being made lighter by the No, indeed, the ‘prince’ game is a burdens, not !n dropping of oor one. ‘We are living !n an ag of republics and democratic way added power, There are no advantages in being a What the world needs to-day Not a single one es a UM CHUL Ga horn aver courage, and courage comes you should prefer to be with mastering unpleasant con- “Mr! rath@r than ck ditions as they arise. Try this Witt plan. ‘Very truly yours, hout a moment's iden Prince Engalitoheft repiied ALFALFA SMITH. Y GHEE. 15 TAPEINESS? + BY SOPHIE IRENE LOEB °* ~- Copyright, 1021, by the Press Publishing Co., (Tho New York Rrentng World.) WOMAN wept in the dead of night—wept for anguish of sou! A Her jeweled hands were clenched in grief and despair, And her bright, silken robe mocked her dark hour of woe. A whirring engine waited without For this mistress of millions and misery. Soon she came, but with her tears scarce dry, On an errand bent, a joyless journey to him who had sworn To love, honor and obey, Yet every vow he had broken as the years fled by, And the woman could only weep, Since he paid his debt with paltry jucre And secured the court's decree Her youth had di The scar was deep in the soul of he And in the last hour of his misspent ed out of her He called her—she went but wept Wept for her lost happiness that was x As this woman sped by in the dead of night, The wheels stopped still—something went wrong Before a humble home, she found herself, and went in for aid, A mother was crooning over a weakened wee one. The man of medicine had just left and told her all was right, And the glow of gladness was still! on the mother’s face when The sad stranger came and heard the sweet tale. No whirring machine, no country place, no silken gowns, no jewelled hands, But a heart of gold and an honest desire For simple joys and simpler things, Children of love and modest needs, Pleasures that were high lights in their colorful lives Because they came not too often, No tumult, no great troubles, no reaching for the stars, But the sublime satisfaction for all that came—without strife “Ah me” sighed the woman of silken gown, “Do you know what you have? That priceless thing which cannot be measured in money or material things, It ts Peace!” . en in lieu of fuxury Do You Dream When You Sleep? papers the night and looking over h “ while asleep. Dreams Deplete Your “ithe banker nad deen prospec of an oll s. Planned to buy an tntere But after win F, Bowers — Tells mature deuiveration he decided not to conduces either to drei take a chance. Howev He. went (Pleasant m How to Sleep to Get Most to bed one night and, actuated by his a F ca resiliency,” Is era's theory, ° subconscious mind, he signed an ; Beneficial Rest. Fee forthe purse, and, 1¢ YW are an Insomnia smieneesiae= “within two years the banker had ( De ing your stomach with Copyrigh’ 1021, by the Pree Publishing Oo, added two and a half millions of dole tT active exercise (The New York Evening World.) lars to his already overswollen ac- the’ ‘best’ possible O you like to sleep? count." so soundly as th , x ny the sweat o' Then go to it. According It sounds rather paradoxical, but Na Se Dr, Ewin F, Bowers, author a ovortheless our subconscious minds tno f walk befo of “Sleep ng for Health” (Brition beetat a Publishing Co.), sleep is the most im- portant thing in the world—more im- portant even than food, He conwenus in effect that while Edison may be able to throw “light” on a great many subjects, his four-hour sleep proposition is all wrong, A normal, healthy person requires enough siccp lo compensute for the energy he has expended dur.ng the day. Therefore, f you are a lazy person, you aic cheating yourself out of just so much enjoyment of sleep. But—do you know how to make the many a business man can youc h gone home to “sleep over t But he cannot get the right on his problem unless the under which he sleeps Bowers advoc the everybody as more hym single bed permits one to either side at will; makes to the amount of necessary; prevents the bad breath and per it pe stronger son from at cover examining must be company th Energy,’’ Says Dr. Ed- stout to be tormed, in which he had control our business activities, as who angle mnditions Dr for sleep on sit ng most use of your sleeping hours? D» *trensth of Cu you know how to sleep? To keep one from n Of course! you will say. When you dreams, which deplete our vita are good and tred, just give you the erry jessening the requ bed and your instinct will tell you—to @mount of sleep, the ventilation sleep. But—do you sleep soundly? Do vou dream? Do you have nightmares? Are you a somnambulist? “Sl ying soundly isn't so much an aa it is a gift,” writes Dr. Bowers The farmer lad, who complained that he never enjoyed a night's rest, ‘because as soon as he put his h on the pillow it was time to get up gain, had this gift.” “The mental condition has a power- ful influence upon the function and quality of sleep. This, in turn, de- pends largely upon one's ability to rut the objective mind in a quiescent éondition and give the job of running things over to the care of the sub- conscious mind. “The subconscious mind is that part of us that never sleeps, It controls afl our involuntary activities. “Sometimes tt even gets ! up in the middle of the night parades him all over the neighbe hood in his pajamas'"—and the au- thor cites the case of a banker who eer * 4 i room must must not be low nything and human sloth or gestion, It requ but tittle this method, ‘Ta no spec vetice Lreamland Mee FATHER, be good. squeaky, smooth and pillow must not be too high nor too everything mlessness or ams makes for bi ded you refrain from fill- an indigestible in the open alr eure A brisk but not nders for either a 1 brain abuser.” her offective method of induc- cording to the nt of therapeutic De Luxe RETREATS * BY NEAL ® OHARA ° Do You Earn Enough in Fifty Weeks to Pay for e Two-Weeks’ Rest? We Can Recommend Some Resorts Hundreds of Feet Above Sea Level and Some That Aren’t on the Level at All! ’ Copyruht, 1941, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Brening Worlt). = | Wire are you going to spend your summer, if you are? Do aml earn enough in fifty weeks to pay for a two-weeks’ rest? Lf a@y do not be flimflammed by irresponsible hotel proprietors. Pae tronize places where you can get a run for your money, even if it’s omg a short run. If you want to go to the mountains, we can recommend resorts that are hundreds of feet above the sea level. If you want to go to the shore, we can recommend places that aren't on the level at all. Free service! Do not squander your money foolishly when we can send you ¢o hotels that will take it from you without squandering. 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But there | is no compulsion in this programme, Write now for your reservation and , flannel pants. We expect a busier start to-morrow to reach here by season this year! Our ballroom summer, THE /ARR FAMILY” Y py ROY L. MSCARDELIL °* | Coprright, 1971, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World.) —~ ‘ 6c 00D morning, Mr. Smith!” G said Mr. Jarr, briskly, a8 the street car stopped and his employer, with a scowl on his face, got on the car and took a seat beside him, “One doesn’t meet you this way often.” “Well, I should hope not,” snarled the boss, “Hut my wife's car is laid up and she's using mine, and so I have to ride downtown with the riff- ruff. As Mr. Jarr was one of the riftraff he was tempted to ask his employer how he liked it, and how he would like it if he had to so go to work and return, ofttimes in a jam of traffic nd strap-hanging all the way, every | morning and every evening of every working day. However, Mr ° cided not to say anything to further disturb the gentleman whose wage slave he was, that gentleman, it was | ng sufficiently disturbed | inning of the day | n rejoice that you have no| business worries, Mr. Jarr,” remarked | s employer. “You can thank your that you are not a property nd that you are not condue stars ness these days!” rr didn't see why he should be happy simply because he owned no property and conducted no bust his own, but he deemed it r part of diplomacy not to He simply pursed his lps and his head as though to #lgnity Kfulness in that he was without anything except a| ve small salary was beyond ex- pression ‘Husiness is imperilled by a thou- | aand enaces!” the boss we on, “If the for n nations that owe us bil- they must dump their cheaply made B on us till our industries are ruined! Lf they don't pay us what | they owe us we wi ~ made bank rupt by continued excessive taxation We are bein xed off the earth sir. On one side is bankruptey and yn the other Je Bolshevism!" Mr. Jarr mur red his apprecis the parlous condition of if ow my wi just b. from Palm Beach, wants to go to Atlantic Again Mr, Jarr shook his head. “And here I have got a notice from the Fire Department that [ must p fire excapes an our warchouse and in stall a ing syatem. Mr. Jarr. w ‘ \ ruined by the exaction: wollen MN ind what not--ana look at profita tax! Mr. Jarr was willing to look at tt if he could only be personally concerned by having a share in some ¢. rés0 profita, ! 4 “Tl know I find it hard to get along,” remarked Mr. Jarr, aroused at last te } Protest for the poor as against the woos of the rich, “I know I need newt shoes and can't afford them.” ‘ ‘That, sir, is because leather is tw demand by reason of all the shoes being worn out by men walking the streets looking for employment!” said Mr. Jarr’s employer grimly. And Mr. Jarr took it as a hint that his boss did not wish to hear of the: sorrows of salaried men or the woes of the wage earners, when he was rew counting the troubles of the rich. Gia atitiou.. f Little Jack Horner Once a bread-scorner Now asks for lots of | Bond Bread, | “It’s easy as pie To eatit, and I Want to grow bigger,” he said, Bond | SUPERFLUOUS HAIR removed PERMANENTLY by the pat thethon originated by Dr. Roebling Ge: B'ficensed_ physician, Ne chemi tweltth of ite muccossful veo, An int trig needle used. This le ¢ eating bowl fet sent in. plain sealed envel a te- a akan = \Goue-Clise a er