The evening world. Newspaper, April 28, 1921, Page 28

HLA TNL es ON ELE PALL IRN | THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1921 MM —=aG vo tmmeetind ~~ GEARS DON'T MAKE A SOUND GOIN’ UP HILLS — Gos, wHaT A RELIEF FROM “Ty'RACKET SHE USED TO MaKe! = n- m~ mH — Baby! Jus’ THINK oF (T! IVE. GOT “THE THROTTLE DowN “TS TH'FLOoR AN' YOU CAN'T HEAR “THE ENGINE RUN Itt JoW BOY, But “ie ot can RUNS SmooTH! NEvER'S RUN SO QUIETLY SINCE (VE OWNED i Vea tor eg \ BUT OF COURSE —— THE OLD WRECK IS BEING Towey ll! DUDLEY THREE-SHEET board in front|this column. It is called “The Dap- of the Apollo Theatre, Atlantic ba § jaee ve We demand royalty. a , oland Young is back in the cast of City, reads as follows: sliera Wilt bee" 4 A “To the Public: I made a state- neas, Sidney Bl ment that I thought I could play the him, role of the Vagabond in the mystery — masterpiece, “The Tavern,’ better than A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | The United States has rejected Ger- y 4 I am going to "i z ih Ls sny actor on earth ani Ls many's offer of seven billion dollars attempt to prove it the week of May gon) ® ner of seven billion dollars 9 right here in Atlantic City. Sincerely chicken feed goes, Heinle. | rs, George M. Cohan,” el is just one little mistake in im Pell tala bu : | the foregoing. George M. didn’t say quite addicted to drink | he “thought” he could play that role Once took one and started to wink, | better than any other actor on earth; Then came a dog, rough, after a brief ill- ‘kmer “subbed” for he said he COULD. A big canine tough | ‘And we're not so eure but what he And the cat had a chaser, I think it. - - —e uk, | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | ERLANGER GETS “PIM” — | "I'd like to look at your watered | A. L, Erlanger has arranged with “sorry, lady, but we keep nothing | the Theatre Guild to take over for put dry goods here.” touring purposes any productions the = | WHY “THE SUDDEN ARE You GOING Guild may make st Be MiGosH ! if CLEANLINESS — THATS ' net DAFFY — WHATS THE AN'{T SAYS — F in New York. owing ¢ 5 Z ‘@ te Gk arrangement, be will send ‘Mir HES IN ho ‘YOUR SEP BATH “To-DAW = Ak 7M BIG IDEA? ORDERS- HE ‘ToLD ONE “TEASPOONFUL HES Passes By” on tour in the fall EWS DERS Bir vTrae ME TO FoLLow “YO BE TAKEN pen HS A BY RING AND GENE. By au | ecu DTMES A inate a dG Buck have “ ‘ N ee reieacae Lane BY Ree | creat 01 vho are offer) to ake F. Segtea rich, POUGHKEEPSIE RECORD FOR SHUBERTS. | week, 10 in Wren “The Last Waltz” Two Atlantic City to-night, the Mesars. Bhubert will have produced musi- o LETS HER eal comedies. This, it is beheved, “ CHILDREN gives them the championship belt. To OF. 7 AND 9 celebrate the acquisition of th's 1ec- ord they have made “The Last Waltz” YEARS a truly gorgeous production. PICK LUCKY a ° UITOR — “BIFF, BING, BANG. s ‘ After next week “The Rose Girl" CHILDREN / will leave the Ambassador 'Thoacre HAVE and play the subway circuit. On May PLAYED 9 the third division, C Duinb —wyTH MATCHES Bells,” whatever that may be, wal BEFORE || offer a revue called *Biff, Bing, Pang” at the Ambassador. tion boasts of thirty ent & record of two years in Topay |S rs and a.Now ff q LAND see “thar LET OOT A MILK kno much about it as we do. » You know as inuch about it "TAG DAY. Inve He LIBRARY YOu SPANK HER HER YELL - a A DARNED BALD SPOT. FOR POOR, G0od AND HARD & A Mary ~ és ARD GIVE HER A- r A Buffalo man, who gays he reads KIDDIES . GOOD. SPANKIN e \ ee it ey is col » write, 3 to sa hat a - —_ I = ~~ %j ZT the film “A Connecticut Yankee” at Ww WH THE om ak the Teck Theatre recently and com- | Y, GUARTERS Die? Week plained that a bright light, in front WNTO i RT lo. of the stage, blinded him so he QUARTS 'S LEFT FoR couldn't see the picture. Investiga- tion showed that the director of the orchestra had a bald spot which was) “BABE RUTH” MAE - DONT FAIL TS COME STRAIN HOME — BDTH-GiLLATTS — refte ing the light from the project- FINED $25 | AR MOTAGULATTS g machine. | “Why don't theatre managers think | FoR Ghat | of such things and avoid annoyances } SPEEDING — | e 7” asks the " \ faa ee asks the Buffalo “ BATTER 'e pt Gossip. 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