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A. Prof. H. H. Horne—" Certainly Not.” Capt. Mack Baker—‘‘ A Great Help.” .. Prof. R. M. Binder—* As a Rule, No.” Those in Fayor Already Have a Wife—-Many Believe in Old Unwritten Rule: Until After Graduation.”’ By Fay Stevenson. Loprriam, 1921, by the Prom Publishing C “Better Wait (Tho New York Bventng World.) (QQ HOULD students marry while in college? “Yes,” say many prominent New York University students who sy are married and others who are engaged and contemplating mar- Wiige, and give their reasons “why.” "Better walt until after gradua- an,” say two professors of the uni- versity, although they are mast lenient and broad-minded tp tr apinions. Meck Baker, Captain of the York University basketball team, said: “Certainly I believe the college stu dent should wed. I lave the courage ot_my convictions, too, for, you see, I am married. And happily 1 don't find married }\fe a hindrance or draw back in my studies at all, In fact, married life has sort of rut me on my mettle, and I dure sey my studies during married life have shown @ Marked improvement over my rec ‘“6rds wiille a-courting. My habits are sked fainly regular now, and bh TMrals ure far more to my liking than @uting in lunch rooms.” “M ans ris ‘y » narrying | Sojicge," says Eugene’ Galt, anoth student of New York University bard t pi attend your academic wo. nd be love a the time, whereas If you are married to the girl yeu love u feer that you have a responsibility and a duty, A college sweetheart never lopks a r your colle welfare and je usually selfish enough to take more of your time than you can spare. N so of your wife—I trangine, And if 1 were financially able now 1 would not hesitate to marry the girl who has t a to wa “Marria no pediment to a enccrssfitt « © career,” jg the opin ion of Mack Lief, President of the Day Organization of Washingtoh Sgitare College of New York Univer ality “There are more than 400 women an the fow are married show yoth for their stydies and college activities. In fact, aur rr the highest records Omen students here, ame 1 that een enthy am ied students have However, this is what the profes hould not wae students nr Ifa student tepn and ja plainiy matry. It m girl, but if she marries a duties in the has, perhaps, not « V8te to her "tin the wenld have no way of supporting a wife unless it be on th of his parents. Compa ow students £9 in that position, Besides it shows poor manhood on the part of a young imAn to have his patents support his wite. ea too fru studi second place student anty uty! There aro exceptional casts, as where a somewhat older man enters college havin made money of his own in a previous occupation and Having proved bis mettle for lade- pendence. In this case a student Might well marry and have the con: panionship of a wife during his col- leg days.” 44*Married students may come to col- fee,” says Herman H. Horne, Pro fessor of Philosoply and History of York University, should not Fitueation of New “init college students un- aertake matrim In tw one yeurs of terching experienc never known 9 married stude poorly in colleg a stude married while in’ college to do wel ‘A married ent comes to college with a serious purpose. But a stu dont in college who falls in love marries is undertaking to God of Learning and the G f Bove, and each of these 1s jeal of the other. A college education is ‘worth’ while in itself, and should 1 be: interrupted by responsibil which may very well walt until on established in life ss pall ‘MONKEY GLANDS” MAKE LONDON SEPTUAGENARIAN YOUTHFUL AND FRISKY. ALF R. ALFRED WILSON, of Lon- don, is seventy-two years of age, reckoned by his birthdays, but reckoned by the way he feels he is only half that age, and is shown in the photograph skipping rope to prove it, He has just returned from Vienna after an operation by Prof. Steinach discoverer of the “monkey gland” treatment, and says the results are eminently satisfactory, | Can You by Your LETTER, Beat It! iat Opprrian. 193 w York ARE You ) DEAF > | 1 - —N\ = é. WA IT AN’ e DONE * BY NEAL Two Folks Living as Ch It—No Husband and to Stagger Along ona Single Meal Ticket. Coprright, 1941, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Brening World.) i SENTIMENTALIST once said that two can live as cheap as oMf. A sentimentalist is a guy that owns twenty pr thirty castles im the air and never raised the rent on one of ‘em, Those birds live on charity in the spring, hope In the summer and fafth Try and do it! A in the fall, the winter. hungry becau: calves’ brains, But this ts no time for fake prop- aganda, Statistics show there's only one reason why two can't live as cheap as one—it's too expensive. True, love conquers all things, but you do not conquer meat and gro- ceries—you charge ‘om. Marriage is a wonderful lesson in household economics, but the tuition is too high, Every year half of the freah- man class is sent home to mother. Marriage can make a mi good without affecting his credit that way. The trouble with the entire scheme is that Capid shoots a guy through the heart, but has no arrows to aim at the wolf on the front doorstep, It's all wrong. Two can’t live as cheap as one, no matter how long your wife wears her stock- ings or how short she wears her skirts. Why, two can’t even sleep as cheap as one, and we point to the price of twin beds to prove it! ‘Two folks living as cheap as one hasn't been done since Robinson Crusoe and Friday tried it. But the secret of Robbie's success was that he didn’t have to buy any meat for Friday! Another instance where two could Hve for the price of one was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Those two boys got along fine till Hyde grabbed an overdose of the Doc's home brew, and that finished them. But you will notice that both of these authentic filustrations are where two guys lived together. In all history, from the fall of man in the Garden of Eden to the rise of prices in 1918, no husband and wife have been able to stagger along on a single meal ticket. Love and kisses are great nourishment before the marriage license. But just as soon as the bride gets hangry, place love and kisses below one nostril and Bermuda onions under the other, and you know which she will choose. Every time! Oh, sure, osculation is lovely between meals, but Hon has got to fur- nish the meals the osculation goes between. That's official. Snowballs tide ‘em over They're never really they always have Done Since Robinson Crusoe and Friday Tried || R.OHARA + i eap as One Hasn’t Been Wife Have Been Able H tt "i LOVE AND KISSES ARE, GREAT NOURISHMENT BE.!' FORE THE MARRIAGE CENSE. Li-ti it is Matrimony is an institution, amd novody'll deny that, But it ts mot an institution for the blind, the wy that Perfect Love is. A castle in tho air, with the dining room loade@ with terrapin and honey and) the boudoir packed with flossy sown, goes grand in ante-nuptial convéers tion. But when the wedding’s and the confetti has wilted, — bride demands ber corned beef, cabbage. After all, it is only bi nature to think of meals three times a day. That is one of the leadin: reasons why no bride should kick washing dishes. Remember, gittt it takes food to make the di sticky, and food in any form is n@ to be despised. Not by a freshly> wed, anyway. i Maye you can work out that in-one idea in algebra, but not this country. For you've always gi this to remember, boy: One | lasts a man for years and years, but his bride has to have a now frodé for every bridge party she goes That's why one suit lasts a man fe years and years. It's a problem discourages many from getting maf; ried, but we notice they're still ouild ing school houses. it GIVING BACK GIFTS BY SOPHIE gb. 1021. by the Press Publtshing 6c IVE back my present," was the cry of a young man wh brou his former © into court, He claimed he had spent $889.50 on an engagement ring and other pres- , and made a plea to the court wanted them all returned court denied the request. you people write to me, ‘Did the young man have a the presents since the girl broke the engagement?” The ts in the matter must be deeided in every single case 1 by the parties themselves. As a general proposition, however, I can- not appreciate young man with any respect ‘eturn of s presents, After all, euoh gifts are given at times when everything is joyous be- sking for the tw two people and as tokens of their lo Phe material side of such trinkets is not thought of at the time, and {f it y with the considera hat the things are not half good BACHELOR'S club is a quiet omy Ket away from their housckerp- erapetd married men seck it as a re- eME Gor their wives. The dearest Y fffe by-laws Is that all feminine onie'calls’ shall be answered: He ts not in.” © behind its safest of porta’s and e be on taxi ser tfance as. 9G! as the front. Only once y all tradition to widgeait thro ‘And allow women guests to ae of which 1a sent out 4 Unity dane By he; g-t9 hall where a woman Is po auat (6.46 she tells you, But st ink, Higgs t sho will take t get npont ts within the knowledge of ‘oWhat,a, man learns at col ia Healy’ knows, Anda col- MaBe-r9 au,fo her is only a place ry Tonrabie aknieal, name can be found Auecg, [Atultion. : MM gven 1 ioxnaemd “Mang ‘Woman seemingly like old Phe reason for this sud- m affitction Is the confidence every woman has in the overpowering ef- her personal charms and her to put them to this supreme never cares for just like to a knee-like state of then say “no” Tt Js Ming net to get even, as it were, with tiis known hater of their natural fraternity. A bachelor’s mental ideal of a per- fect wife is some super-being with auburn tresses that fulfills all of his thousand and one cultivated and ir riiable whims or hobbies; r scolds when he stays out at n “with the boys; two eggs with toast ready when he gets up the next day at 8 in the af- ternoon. He spends his Iotsure time thinking about and dreaming of this reddish- brown halred {mposstbility and won dering why he cannot find her. Many times in his past lite he has fallen, as it were, for the nearest iikeness of this imaginative wonder of hla brain But it was under the intoxeation of environment and in the cool hours the next morning he learns, almost his reallantion of a life- was only apperception on his time part. IRENE LOEB e« Co, (The New York Evening World.) There isn't anything that a young man would not lavish on the girl he loves. He has as much pleasure in making the present as she has in re- ceiving it. The spirit of happiness is of para- mount importance. Now, when love grows cold and the whole matter is at an end, it would seem to me the nicest thing to do is to let the presents go with the past. A mun only cheapens himself in the estimation of the girl as well as the people who know when he shows such a sordid spirit as to ask for something that had cost money when money was the | consideration at the time. In plain parlance, he should rather onsider that he has had his money's worth” for the period of time in which he was happy. And even if he hasn't, he 1s 4 poor sport to want to make up to himself in “cold cash.” if L were the young woman in this suse, I would consider myself well of a man who would count his momenta of pleasure and happiness in dollars and cents. In contrast to this case 1s a man I him t know who married a woman, to whom he gave everything he had. After a few years this woman fell in 1 with another man, and rkly told her ‘ot only this, but she also informed him that the man whom she learned fr to love had nothing to give her, could not even support her, and she was moat miserable rhe husband was a big man—that is, he had a fine spirit—and although he was devoted to his wife he could see her side of it. He not only made It powsible for her to get the other man but helped to finance the situ- tion, so that his would be happ Lasked him why he did this answered, “Because I have t happlest years of my life with woman. As I look back upon them, they meant 60 much to me, much more than the paltry bit of money that I am giving toward her welfare If her love has changed, that ts n. reason for me to take advantage of the material matters in the situation This man was broad-minded, has a big eoul. Ho has not stopped to sum up how much his love cost him in money, like the young man, nor does he want {t back, but would rather add to {t. Ho does not regret that he has paid for his memories, but ts willing to pay more. Such ts the stuff of which real men are made, As Shakespeare says, “Lovers' gifts wax poor, when love proves unkind.” ‘Tis a sorry sort of man who al- ways wants his moncy back. 4 r me an- stomach is certainly ns Marguerite Mooers Marshall. MERICANS are the worst cabbage and your horrible mince pie mares. You know less about cooking suffer in consequence,” and expert, by nationality and nature, never was a Frenchman yet who sation with M. Tridon in his apart- book almost as well as he knows his “But wnat is the matter with it?” swered in ‘three words. subject dominds, “is to give pleasure, as important as the be 8, the steam are Puritanie and primitive ideas as re- Cop ht, 1921, by the Press Publinhi Oo, Ris Now York "kreane Word ‘6 eaters in the world. Your atrocious corned beef and are but e: mples of your unspsak- able menu, your gastronomic night- than any other nation and your homes, your health, your happiness So charges Andre Tridon, author of “Psychoanalysis Sleep and Dreams" in the highly important art of food Preparation and consumption, There didn’t insist on listing cooking among the arts! And a half-hour’s conver- ment at No, 121 Maditvon Avenue con- vinced that he knows the cook- Freud, and that he is fully competent to Judge and sentence American food. 1 asked him, « much Puritanism!" he “The object of food,” he continued, with the quiet enthusiasm which the The on af the most important organs in our body of which keeps the engine going. Yet Amecric stall suffering from gare 0 food put into their stomachs. they “How often have you heard @ per- fon speak with satisfaction, even with real admiration, of ‘good, plain food!" Yet it 1s no more a thing of which to boast than is a ‘good, plain face.’ “The food habita the United tes combination of those which characterize primitive persons and of the Puritan habit of fearing whatever causes enjoyment, of brand ng pleasure as sin, Why, for ex- ample la the heavy Sunday dinner still served in most homes at two o'clock in the afternoon? Because, in the old days, the church was ten miles from the farmhouse and the housewife had \ in are a 2 to allow time for the return of the family, “Why is the frying-pan the favorite cooking-utensil north, south and east and west? Hecause it is the handiest utensil for the pioneer; it can be car- ried strapped to the outside of the pack or hanging from the belt, and it can be used over an open fire kin- dled from a few sticks. All very well, when camping out in Texas—but why use the frying-pan for nine-tenths of the cooking in a New York apartment house kitchen? “What is the national breakfast?” demanded M. Tridon. “Again merely an inheritance from the primitive farm, wh the good wife cut off slices from the filtch of bacon hang- ing to the rafters and went to the hen house for a fresh egg or two. Now I am not dogmatic about breakfast, but TI submit that at the first meal of the day there should not be served anything which has the odor of frying bacon. We should eat fruits and dishes of delicate flaver.” “What's the matter with corned beef and cabbage?" I inquired. “It is not pleasant to the taste,” he insisted. “It suggests a primitive civ- ization where there are no facilities for obtaining fresh meat or storing It so that it remains fresh, and there- fore beef is salted, corned, ‘Corned Willie’ may be useful and necessary ag rations in the trenches, but why serve It in the home?" “What sort of cooking do you ad Judge best? M. Tridon put his head on one side and considered this important ques- tion “{ should say that a mixture of French, Turkish, Chinese and Rus sian cooking would be most pleasing, if it could be had,” he decided, “But the cooks of any one of these nations understand their art as it is not un- derstood in America, “The Frenchman, for example with him a meal is a solemn func- tion. Here in America you have a Piece of fish, and you boll it In water, with salt. You know the result In the glance exchanged between M Tridon and myse the American dolled fish was dismissed to the ig nominy it deserves “But the Frenchman,” he contin ued, glowingly, “what doce do? First he fries a few ontons. Then he takes tomatoes, mushrooms, peppers, parsley, fine herbs and ‘combines them. By the time he has fininhe: his fish—it isa treat for an epicure “The great American national dish la supposed to be turkey, But how many Americans have ever eaten it aa it is prepared abroad? It ta killed six weeks before being served. After it 9 cleaned, it is filled with mush- he “Americans. Worst Eaters in World” Andre Tridon Says We Can’t Cook Even American “National Dish” rooms and all sorts of delicate herbs, then put where it will keep cool, For six weeks the turkey absorbs the taste of all these good things; then it is cooked, served and proves itself a dish for the gods! i chided M good FBrench peas you boil in salt and water and when you are through there is no taste in them except sult and water, And your Suppers! I have travelled all over America on the Chautauqua circuit, that cross between a circus and @ university, and everywhere I found the American supper-—heavy bread, boiled tea, a little leftover hash, a dish of prunes, a slice of pale ple. And all that you eat is drowned in glass after glass of ice water. Abroad, one of the delights of the meal is the sharp wine with the fish, one ‘Tridon, destre and the mellow wine with the entre the Burgundy with the roast, Yet m vets drunk! “I am eonvineed,” conchided Andre “that much of the domestic unhappiness in this country ts caused by inrproper food. If a man cine home to eat a dinner properly cooked and served by his wife, he would never to exchange her for another his chub would know him not. But how cun any one who eats rot- ten food ‘be happy, healthy or good?” THE. /ARR. FAMILY” + BY ROY L. MFCARDELL. ¢ Copyright, 1921, by the Prous Publishing Co, (The New York Rwening World) SENSATIONAL suicide, as re- ported in the newspapers, had turned the conversation dur ing the pinochle game at Mr. Jarr’s club to the topic of self-destruction. “Well, I tell you what," sald Bep- ler the butoher, “such things ain't in my family, but if anybody was to take from my brother, Louie, his clarinet, he would shoot himself with something, and he wouldn't care what tt was! Yes, just so sure he'd commit sewerside. Anyway, he'd dic, because he couldn't breathe mitout itr “Does be play this instrument or does he inhale it?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Wot, I know he plays it, but he is so used to practising on It and breathing through it,” said Bepler, “that when he is coming home from the jazz orchestra and has it in his case be chokes up and don’t know how to get his breath back some- times, So, you see, he'd die anyway if he was to lose it.” “The best way to commit it to kill yourself,” said Mr. Slavinsky, glazier, “is to do it mit gas. Onty gas costs more than it used to.” ay Say a “DADDIES” OF MOVIE STARS aay Se PRE VRE se FATHER Alice Lake and her father are the best chams in spite of the fact that there is a generation between, and success of his talented danghter, her Daddy takes great pride in the ey eS 1 Mt i] ‘What makes you think gas is om best way?” asked Mr. Jarr, “No way ls any good.” { “Yes, no way ain't any. good fart anybody what does it,” sald Slavin sky. “But when people turn on thd gas then the winders is fastened amt people run in and break ail the paned of glass to let the air in, and that makes business good for me, So, ff you are going to do anything that § foolish, do It nit gas, because if any, winders is broke it helps the glazing trade,” i Ita a foolish business” saitl Muller, the grocer. “It's better ti live and pay your bills and bel everybody along. A mun can have k good time if he wants to. He gah play pinochle and enjoy himself, Like we are, even if we don't have) np wood beer any more.” “One time I was going to do it mi a revolver,” said Slavinsiy, “but if couldn't do it.” "4 “You ain't got the brevery,” sug- gested Bepler. “I got the bravery all right,” paid Slavinsky, “but I never could shoot revolver mitout putting my fingers tm my ears, because the noise makes mis jump, and 1 try for an hour to shodt the revolver while I'm holding |m¥ hands over my ears and I can't do it.” “You never seen any of them rash’ acts?” asked Muller, the grocer, of Mr. Jurr a MAN use cold steal seid Mr, Jarr, Tho rest leaned forward eagerly. “Dido't you stop hun?” they asked as one, "I was too si o sigat,” sald Mr. Jarr, “and a it was noub of my business man in a res taurant wanted at pie with a knife.” “Maybe he w and found it was @ good labor map, @ non-union pie.” said Bopler, "and for that he did it.” “Do you all e ha knife? asked Mr, sald Mr. Slavinsk sh to eat it, with a 4 Then the conversation turned from, suicide to fishing and baseball SUPERFLUOUS HAIR TLY, by. the pains ifth year, of is vee An Interesting bool fet sent in plain wealed envelope upon re ues. 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