The evening world. Newspaper, April 26, 1921, Page 24

About Plays By BIDE HE Friars and ther friends are oti] laughing to-day over some- thing that happened at the club ship Committee, of which Billy B. Van {6 Cusirman, bad a dinner tn the main @ining room, and a German dead wailer was in charge He proved to be 2 most exasperating person. First, when a Friar named Hart went to the committee's table to shake bands with one of tho diners, the head walter took hold of his coat and said: “You are not vou of der barty. Blease go avay.” Hart did @ title sweflring, but the) {nsolence of the bead waitor was for gotten for the moment. A few minutes later, however, it bobbed up again. Herman Bach dropped an olive weed | on the floor. it infuriated the bead | serving man. “Look at you,” he snorted. vam der yaiters to slip?” Herman, who is a gentle fehow, was greatly shocked. Soon after one of the diners dropped a fork. The bead waiter picked tt up and said: “Der “table iss der piace for der | foxk—not der floor.” | Lb went on tn that way until the | @inors were tosing their appetites through sheer anger. J. Corbett, remarked in a low tone: "That man cugbt to be brained.” Zhe head waiter heaped to hie aide. “1 heard vo:.you said,” be ebouted. Then, shaking «a finger in Corbett's face, be contimied: “I know you. You are von olt faker.” It was too much. Corbett hie im once and down the man went. When be arose the diners rushed him out of the room. A few minutes passed and then Waiter J. Kelly returned lead- ing the distunber by the arm. “Gentlemen, said Kelly, “I want to introduce you to Luke Bammeut of Pittsburgh, ong of the best dm- promptu actors tbat ever lived.” “and then the “head water,” with crowd, eat down “You tem man’s identity. GIRLS AND MORE GIRLS. the eixty Mr. ally signed up. STOCK FOR PORT CHESTER. forty tre, Yi Qus Ferber ana Jimmy Carrel wilt! move their stook company to Proc- tor’s, Port Chester, next week. PROMOTERS ARGUE. ‘Yom Oliphant and Mike’ Galdreyer, who promoted the theatrical block oe through which Grant Mitchell, “The Cb n,” at the Longacre, Welcomed Holbrook Blinn, in “The Bad Ban,” to the Ritz, were seen ing arm in arm last night toward @ serve-self restaurant, cach trying to be host to the other at a “ dinner,” . PLAYING 'EM SAFE. @o many well-known players are fo participate tn the Equity Annual Bhow, at the Metropolitan Opera House, Sunday night, that the press agent has found it safer to use their names in alphabetical order. - He doesn't want to be the corpse in a Gunday evening. The Acquaintance- | temperamenta) murder. IT’S “TIME TELLS” NOW. From to-day on Arthur Posy starring vehicle at the 89h Street "© will be known as “Time Tells” instead of “The Ghost Be- tween.” Many people have told Stan- Jey Sharpe, the producer, that “The Ghost Between” was a bad title, but the says that until last week he didn't spectre change it. Gossip. Jot, Clark. tenor, & t 62 é the new “Follies.” ‘Harry Leigtton has been engaged by John Golden for “The Wheel.” Vivian Martin returns to the “qpoken stage” to-night at the Com- edy Theatre in “Just Married.” Jom Quinlan, Australian tenor, meade his American debut inst night at the Winter Garden. ‘Wiliam Hodge in his new play, “Beware of Dogs,” opened last might t Hartford. James B. Carson will have the rote ef Von Puppernickel in “The Belle of New York.” Doris Kenyon will tmve the lead- img feminine role tn “The Love Chet.” starring Leo Carrillo, tars of the operatic world will nMite in a testimonial concert to ‘Andreas Dippel at the Metropolitan Opera House May 9. Sophie Tucker took a vaudeville froupe to Ging Sing last night and en! the inmates. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Any fellow will do when the aver- ae gtrl bas @ chance to go to a good show. be FOOLISHMENT. R Where toas a young man named MoGiynn, Who was 80 exceedingly thin That Mary Ann Binney Baid, “Gosh, you're so skinny, We really and truly a sin” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. _ Shee to et the = Jeadeadh ean Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, special correspondent of this cotumn, writes um from Bogash, O., as follows: “Dear Dud: You being in the the- atrical writing business, I and the wife thought we better give you a tip we got here in Bogash last night. I and her understand little Jakie. Doo- gan, who acted with Charlie Cham- plain in ‘The Kidder,’ is to open soon on Broadway in ‘Peck’s Bad Boy’ by Mark Twain. We got the tip stenight |from Moe Rosenwald, Jakie's uncie, who runs @ tailor shop here, Mow's motto is “Two dollars a log, seats free’ for making pants. By the way, I understand Twain's got a baschali play called ‘The Yankees in King Arthur's Court’ running on Broad- way, Didn't know MoGraw would let anybody dramatize his ball team. Somebody tjn-canned a dog here Sat- urday and bome. When they found him he was in the cellar hiding between two kega| of home brew. There was much ex- cltement, but could learn nothing.— PROFESSOR. OF ECONOMKS AT HARVARD SAYS INCOME TAX BURDEN 'S MAKING US A NATION OF LIARS — Fixto uP 18 HUGE FOSSILIZED TURTLES Founp NEAR VALENCIA, SPAIN — MAY FOSSILIZED CRABS (N AMERICA COMPULSORY i MARRIAGE PROPOSED BY TURKISH PARLIAMENT. Weplock OR PAPLOCK WOLLASTON COMPLAINS OF LiguoR. SMUGGLING 40 MILES FROM HS mae HOME . WEW BRINE PICKLE TRAINED Cats So.e To BY User Tig ETT: Lames EUG ONLY. Way THE HOUSE CAN LOSE BY THE KITTY MASKED BANDITS RoB POLITICIANS IN Battimore. 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