The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1921, Page 12

| SATURDAY, APRIL 16, 192 | SOMETIMES 1'M INCLINED 1L “To THINK SHE'S GOT A LOT 4 MORE BRAINS “HAN 1 Have ! y About Plays and Players WELL , fT SEEMS To ME You RE ie YOU SAVE A DOLLAR ON WASTING A LOT OF “TIME. “TRYING “To THE CAR AND LOSE Two By BIDE DUDLEY OVERHAUL THAT CAR YOURSELF | AT THE oFeicE — 1 You'Re veRY CLever! 3647 =43 i | Pm4+20 on 1™ SAVING MONEY 24] 1H Fidelity has climbed into the mo PET AMBITIONS Il AIN'T 1? HAVE YOU ring and put up its dukes, This organization of actors and waiter Kempner of No. 138 Hast “THOUGHT OF THAT ? Actresses ts tthe legitimate ad , and i+ does not believe oe Bru it iden, On the as- to-day in the Pet Ambition contest q@umption that said idea is nothing Yes, you have, and the self-filling more or leas than the closed shop, prescription-size pocket flask will be the Fidetity has arranged for Gov. sent you on receipt of $4.80 to cover Benry J. Alten of Kansas to deliver packing and postage. If you'll drop an addrees on “Americaniam and the in we'll shake your hand and have Open Shop” at Henry Miller's The- our picture taken with you. Now for ‘etre a week from to-morrow nigh. your rhyme ‘The Governor is to be introduced bY Pye travelled all about the world, Henry Miller, President of the Fidel- And many things I’ve tried, tty, Other prominent players WhO pay one {hth (that Dns Gran "oui wilt sit on the stage are David Ware 7, 4 noyny, on the side. field, Mrs. Fiske, Margaret Anglin, Q Zelda Sears, Holbrook Blinn, Louis Mann and Howard Kyle. Admission will be by ticket, which may be ob- tained from H. ¥. Weaver, Manager | of Henry Milier’s Theatre. There will be no charge. Battling Allen has had | wumerous bouts with Kid Unionism end it saki to pack a punch in either 18th Street, you have won the prize 7, ws F | aa; Press PuBCo, Now, what I'm simply daffy o'er SVeve WORLD. (And this without condition) Is to pen a poem, short and sweet,| About my Pet Ambition T DONT CARE IF HE 1S YouR BdS6’S BRATHER THIS (3 NO BOARDING House! I THOUGHT ‘You SAID YouR WIFFS DISPOSITION WAS MEAN -You LITTLE GQUIFET- PHY BRINGING Home ONE OF bcecge: BUMS FOR DINNER ? HES ALWAYS THiS way § DECISION FAVORS N. V. A. Justice Delehanty of the Supreme Araate Court has denied the motions of Harry Mountford and William Conley ene, mass, >>) to restrain the Orpheum and Marcus “Giki” AWaLeg (3 Loew vaudeville circuits from giving the matinee receipts of Friday, Aprit| AFTER 4, to the Insurance Fund of the oll 5 WEEKS Z tional Vaudeville Artists. SLEEP _ HELPING JACK OUT. | eae cs k Mark Eisner, who used to be Col- > as : lector of Internal Revenue, made a) HEM THE short talk to the Friars yesterday at RESTLESS 3 their club house. Jack Gleason was SEX By roastmaster. At the proper moment eee Bobby! ! ‘ . Jack and began: Ss 1 > * * <p t “Gentiement and Friars, I have the sioner Heads She Wins, Tails You Lose, Dieasure to announce that a noted BRINPELL ) = = man will address It ls my privi- WANT . lege to introduce’ Borers See, ; | OU R Ot R 7, “Dave Stamper!” called a min- 0 ~= HALF VANiLLA— ‘OUR ice ceeam | megan U VANILLA vided bell-boy. , WELL —AND Pur THe 1S LEAKIN’ #68 LN THar S LEAKIN’ Much excitement followed but we | HE'S IW FOR eilocolace [ e 5 could learn nothing. A GooP ON < ees | PROF. JACKIE OFFICIATES. SPELL Jackie Coogah is becoming mighty playful here of late, Yesterday he Eee, asked Bugene D. Miller of the Bilt- | fare if he might lead the orchestra) Sb EAKS at feeding time, Mr. Miller askea| © LANGUAGES Hazy Natzy, the musical director, SUES about tt and Hazy said, “sure thing!”) TALKATIVE Bo Jackie took the baton and deat up| WIFE FOR a lot of nice, inoffensive air. He was DIVORCE excellent {n the piano fortissimos and| OYE JONGUE a hocus creschendos. | HE COULON'T pupa MAST EC a TER MAYBE IT WAS. An actor was complaining to a aan) ELECTRICIAN friend on Broadway last night about JAILED FOR. ais hard luck. BOOT LEGGING. Tl bet,” he said, “I have more E ea . : Re iales tad any olhe> an alive” PRY C&L WHAT'S THAT eas ¥ i : GouYy, T DIDNT KNOW IT “Har, har!” came from an elderly Won'T _NOISE ?; | OF THis Door! cee | | Woz THE BOSs TRYIN’ man who was passing. SHOCK HIM Y - It was Lioyd George. | Celene Craven has been engaged for HUGMEN ” SUED FOR begs ALIENATION WIN “The Tavern” will leave the George| GF AFFECTIONS ~ M. Cohan Theatre in two weeks. MY BE ~| Score Baward Waldmann will open | SE YANKS. © series of Shakesperian matiness at Phin -t the Longacre Apr:l 26, playing Shy- OF HUGGING Jock, THE SHORE Helen Hoerie ts to be press miss ew —s—="n for Edgar MacGregor’s musica! play, JERSEY MAN, “A Dangerous Maid” “The Belle of New York” has been eaves it i ‘' . Francs vee tye Bassler] | iste | SANT END A | <> Kent Raabeny, { ISLAND SUITABLE hen Klinc-- Beatrice and Marcetin Swanson| i\_l0 ¢ APARTMENT The Kid Is a “Black Hander”'! fave been engaged for parts in “The | IN N.Y. tee - ; — Kid Is a “Black Hander”'! ieee Waits.” SUN x BOSS 5 oe i N 7 BE WKS LOOKING FOR AS - mee i Rosetta Duncan of “Tip Top” has! 77'S HARD WE BOSS WAS / SNELL, SOME ONE fl P\ECE OF CRAPE T'HANG ON CRAPE | \ received a oe Bole from Irkutsk.| To FIND A | THE LAST PERSON \ WAS “TAKEN MY } WIS LOCKER DOOR, IN ME tony ) ad HIN"? Shorts, put ny tic & 9 COTTAGE AN THE WASH | Ss . VOINEL ._ OF SOME THING OR OTHE = TO * yy | ‘An exhfbition waltz contest for two MW, COTTAGE —{ Room 4 } Kt Z THAT WAD JUST) WEL | stiver cups will be eld at the ‘Lurrace PULPING \ pp — | MET A SAD 2 | Gard Dance Palace Tussuay J 4 It is open to all dancers. ager BMI AMO | | | DEATH --S Florence Schubert of Chiengo has| (LLINOIS een engaged by Lee Shubert of New| POLITICIAN York as understudy for the ladies in WINS. TOWN “The Belle of New York.” She sung for him and be lked Miss Schubert's} ELECTION serenade. BY FREE - | CIVIC LEAGUE | DAILY PAPER the the pis | onda ‘and “fvenity aternoons' ct] GIFTS OF If FECTION the Morosoo Theatre by Prof. George Soap _— LITTLE Neck Pp. Baker's “Harvard Fort en | SET Workshop” will be Dorothy A H James Bemour, a nephow of So4P ‘Arran | ‘ Davenport: and William |v HAS Won uy) — 7 } Moody Fawcett, nophew of Willian MANY AN . | Vaughan Moody. | AFFAIR oe No a a A THOUGHT FOR To-pay, | [OU COC Ce CT Il — = Semaatied =Texs “Wood Gowan | / ik | Errors by Bohne were one big rea- | ( TL ROCKVILLE : \ - : gon why the Cincinnati ball team Tost THe CENTRE J There'll Be No Kiss A-.iuss! = | vupge | ¥! — 1 = — a —— a a fe a aan FOOLISHMENT. | \\agour | SAYS HUSBAND . SAYS OUR ) 1 SUPPOSE 1 6HOULD WALK IN ~C MURIEL t= TH Grocer } LSS We PROMGET Bing to me, dearie, &y\ THe | ACCUSED HER COOK'S LOVE AE “THE ALL "BORED TH OgATt"— LiKE ( MAS Een Set WON'T } WOULDN'T And make the song cheery ( CHILD Tau OF TH - SEF 2 ; . 2 YAN MORGEN \ SSING YOU EVERY . ’ e Pm tired, | Q Aw, BURTING == ANHAT YOU * (ss ead HE CELIVERS THE DO WA But ME! Sime see ttaet Me aelh ‘dear, ; ACCORDING can 00 -1M N Saat WOULD ORDER ~HERE- pence hee *\ { You won't? Very well, dear, Re 70 THE ine IMPRESS I AFTER TUL TeKe ;\ Ge? | ca \( } You're fired. PAPERS : SAMS aR THE “THIn Ss j — SOME HUSBANDS MUSELE $ FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | HAVE MANY rae “He has smal y piu” as pox. He's to be EYE AN EVE PEAS “Pitted, yor mean.” WANA APLA AAA cra hee VOHNSON JOKES OVER THE LOSS OF HIS ey HERE v ME ¢o OF THEIR — | €YE OPENER p= i