The evening world. Newspaper, April 14, 1921, Page 25

it --- WHEN--- -|JACKIE COOGAN, “MOVIE STAR” --- MET... FRANCIS MADAM, “PRODIGY” Just Like Regular Kiddies They | “Did Stunts’? for Each Other “Just the Phe Pres Put 66 QTAN utch W& bu ( WW = ometime This wa pening cor And woos: ind four f + McAdam, New Yo ay, newspapers, opera and-one-b who can read owrit spe!l the lon ary and by a process tell what d. given date will fall Those two clever youngsters met at the Biltmore Hotel yesterday morning. little Francis McAdam mathematical y of the week a st words i c early and his mother journeyed from t home 717 Union Avenue, the Bronx, 4 Visit to Jackie just So that these two exceptional kidd both so different in their own lines, might meet. And the result was that Jackie and Francis simply fell head over heels jn love with each other. Francis was apellbound ut the stage stunts Jackie could perform, while Jackie couldn't velieve his eyes when he heard Francis read one word after another “just like 4 big man." Their first greetimge might be com-~- pared to 4 Wall Stree business man, a typical sophisticated man of the world, and a mild, retiring professor. Jackic, the mun of the world, ex- tended his band, Francis. the pro- fessor type, took it mast courteously Then Jackie, alive, alert, keen to his fingertips, wanted lo start something, fo he produced a new autographed baseball which Babe Ruth had given him, and with one of his characteris- used tic throws (the same kind he when he broke windows for the films) tossed the ball to Franc! But jt happened to be one of the ‘sometimes when Vrar couldn't cateh a ball! ‘Never mind about the ball, Fran eds.” wid Jackie in irted wat “They tell me you can read and write I can't read a line, and all 1 can do to write my own name, Get a paper and you read to & Francis produced the paper and the two little heads bent over the sheet while Mrancis’s stubby index finger pointed t $ he merrily Jack and spect and b wh ¢ were full “And can y Tho professor's face with pride. He bit h ded. Mf neontrovertibly*-—it bas lette Lines and then dashed off on psychology and a few other long words. In fact he had such a fon of words that Jackie's active mind and b grew weary and he lield for thy profess Waitar you a hard word to spell, picking up @ bat. “Tl give you a word which will stump you! Here's a bat—that’s long—iook how ions this bascball bat fe—now spel! hat Byancis laughed with glee, then Francis Couldn't Catch a Ball, and jackie Couldn't Spell I-n-c-o-n-t-r-0-y-e-r-t-i-b-l-y They Discovered That They Both Weighed Same” Cemented a Friendship Already Well Begun. By Fay Stevenson. But When 42 Pounds--That ‘The New on between six-year-old Charlie Chaplin in Jackie “Umc KE.” COOGAN @ FRANUS. MADAM with true professorial dignity pelied “b-a-t” most curnestly. ‘Now,” said Jackie, “I'm going to something for you,” and then, sto his father, who had wit- ssed ull this professorial knowledge, ne saf@ in “Pig-Latin,” “What can I do to amuse this wise litle bird?” The answer came back in the same language, some of your movie expressions. So Jackie, in his neat little blue and white linen suit with socks to match, took the floor, and Francis, ina tight- fitting blue serge sailor suit, climbed upon a chair. This represents ‘sadness,'" sald Jackie as his f assumed 4 morbid expression which sent Francis into fits of laughter. “This gladness,'” continued Jackie, his round, childis beaming with bh “This ‘madness: Francis nearly chair in appreciation. Then, aft t talented kiddies had put each other through their tric! they looked at each other with ad- miration. “Oh, boy! to the fac mirth time ppiness and how I'd Wke to take you circus with me!" said Jackie, en, but I'd like to go again and uu, To be sure you can’t catch . and J don’t suppose you can y rummy, casino or ‘old maid,’ can know the names of the different , and I suppose you can spell m1 hed Jackie. “That's somethin‘ have to learn, but T can play the gam Just the same, [ think we'd be great friends if we lived near each other, I could teach you to throw a ball in a jiffy, and I'll bet you could teach me to spell in another jiffy.” “Now let's see who's the taller,” guid Jackie, who, by the way, did most of the talking, for outside of spelling or reading Francis was in- clined to be silent He was so mu interested in his talented young friend that words seem to fail him. with back your to mine,” commanded Jackie, while he proved to be several inches taller than the professor. 1 weigh 42 pounds,” valuntecred Francis “So do I-—fust 42." laughed Jackie, “Take care or you'll get tat like my mother. out in Los Angeles now reducing “By the wa she what are you going to do wh yo are a man?” asked Jackie, I'm going to be a ‘camera man’ just like the one who is waiting to take Our pietures now," 1 n't know w Vu be” said Francis, "I'm just going to walt and And both little chaps climbed up on tie sume chair to pose for their pictures, It Was easy for Jackle, He est smile but Francis assumed a solemn judge-like air and refused to smile or even continue a conversation with Jackie, “Well IT hope we shall meet again, Francis,” said the litte man of the world who knew just what to say But Francis—the profexsor—walked out of the room without even saying ‘y hope so." He was spelling the last word on hia mind, “P-h-o- t-o-g-r-a-p-h-e-r.” THE EVENING WORLD, You Beat It! “They’re Charming bat Faithless,” Charges J. H. Carle, ‘and Treat Mates with Contempt.’’ ee ee By Roger Batchelder. Copsright, 2. by Lhe Proms Publistiing fits ‘New Yok "wrenne Word > RE American women losing re- A spect for their men? Authors, lecturers, writers, savants—ull look upon America in gen- eral, and New York in particular, as the happy hunting ground of Impres- sions. One gentleman comes here, de- clares that American women ary charming but faithless, declares it before those aame American women and ty applauded for it, and then re- turns to the “mange’ with many new impressions and a larger bank ac- count, His is the authority that comes of reputation; he ia great, and he can criticise and ge! away with tt But now we have a man who has been everywhere. He admits it, end no one can deny the fuet. He has been in Afghanistan, in Zululanc from one pole to the other, from the Equator on one side of the world to the Equator on the other side. In he “looked it all over"—-th\s world of ours, He came to New York Ve tuajly, and naturally enough. We can but listen seriously to his impressions of us. And even when he says that our women are losing faith tn their men, we must lend our ears re- spectfully, His name ts J. H, Cu NEW INVENTIONS. 4 space saver has A ‘een patented 4 here kitchen table with an ironing ma- chine beneath its tap, the roller: being accessible as the top is folded pac! For va ating cattle a pistol has been invented, carrying In magazine vaccine trbleta wht literally are shot under an a mal's skin through a needle. A theatre chair so formed that an occupant can turn to one side to permit a person to pass him without rising has been patented. Are American Women Losing Respect for Their Husbands World of every part and his latest book, “This Ours” (Doran), tells about of the world, including Isn't this a good impression New York. “After dinner you saunter down Broadway. It is a sturiess night, but @ thousand électric Hits flash in the heavens, flashing and flashing aguin, nd dying out ke all as bright ax day. Gigantic ustly origina, And how the adverti kes home See the crowds, wl up, cogita ting, emotion in the faces n this land a full-page ad. well displayed, 4 sky eign that flashes and flushe again, grits the very so. And now—wives, prepire to fac the batteri “But the most intere that vountry to-day 0 wave. It is this, Am : are losing respect for { are the mates the ful originating, doing: race in ye tihey treat tham, by and tt mut respect, with sean often with thinly veiled those of an inferior ate ud Ww Beewuse th n have rad tion, Bec tore males have let sa become tlon-wide asl persisting, that woman js superior “Tt dst dr 1. Much more dre ful for t © women than the a every true woman ts the longing. n¢ only to love, but to lea 7 and when she can i to in America men proc not to be kk pio 1 ton: and straightw women ur atrophy Now, wives of N y silted’ observer deseribing the true just as we > pu . ele or your hustha pin and find Wnt be hig to sey rt ghicous. ‘Tf n Waves of « Puritan swoup cross Amd thon wave { And with can wave the n Nation-wide ery . 1 that. we are ao’ Bu Wer whether M 1 after tho Hip Amendment came u nd tted from the rds, Possibly he Was not able to obtain his ‘alt an’ ‘ait;" without a doubt that waa be yond human possibilities, But, |f he operant, 192 + oleae ne Co Kyenlog Wor Princeton Girl-Shy And Puritanical? Read This and Weep. ‘6 N it be that the Prince- ton man is too frail to ‘be trusted tn this world of ravaging girls?” asked a New York enuy, when the rumor went abroad that the student body frowned on smok- Ing by eirls, und what not. “Read that and weep,” cries a Blames Men for Treating Wives as Superiors When Women Long to newspaper re “petting parties" Look Up to Their Mates. ———— Princeton man, writing to the had had a friend who knew how to 9S. ¥. U. News. “Girls can Incline the left eyelid at vxactly the § smoke cigarettes, pipes or even ent please,” he says, “Seldom be However, to remove any idea fore has the student bedy been Mr. Curle docs net approve of uw ‘ wir) -craz Petting’ hus Lotta PORTIA IEG 1a) ith P been listed in sentor class sta ‘Climate! Boundless resources tistics as the nost popular in- Th freedom to develop! Ad vor pastime, und not long a Americun. Because of bia climate flunking to see a ‘thriller’ at the arnate And his trad)- mov lee After the feature film, d-—get ever the ‘moral gown’ was hed on Si bever to 8 ine screen, and the entire aud 4 word, he lives to a big, big thing to do, Q ence guve it the royal riz look at it as you may Princeton puritanical? Read iere—that makes us feel a litle ” 4 and weep, better, Consid ir national latch- Key at your di neal, Mr. Curle, . Bs ROW L.. M?CARDE A ndicated the plaster of paris ins ae ‘ mantel ate 1 Ma at y twod be oply that of an inv | Mrs. Jarre and Mee. Mudridee t Wid te pi t ¢ M nter [ut Ox, ent, a fa payoh! man in @ frock coat and wearing a 5 THE. /ARR FAMIL\~ OARGUERITE | MSsror.a | MODERN MAID MOSERS MARSHALL ° ¢ When a woman tells a man the truth about an- other woman he thinks her a scandal-monger; when she tells him the truth about himself he thinks her a liar; when she tells him nothing but pleasant fibs he think she’s a nice, honest little woman. Cupretant with a# many straps as adorn One reason why marriages are unhappy ts women are idealists, men ure reuliste same language, “It ta wicked, and it outit to be aguinet the law,” @ pretty wotuan de vlared the other day, “for any man to Know as much about women as W. L. George knows.” If all burning love letters burned as soon as read they would hot start so many conflagrations afterward When & man intends to act like a brute the least he can do is to make his intentions so obvious that the lady in the case will feel like a Christian martyr. The man who prides himself on doing everything in the world for his wife is the very one who makes a point of refusing to do the partic ular thing on which she has set her heart. One sometimes wonders if all the movies and the books on “why girls go wrong” hang @ quarantine card on the door of Sin—or offer a key. Imagination is to the lover what torches are to the explorer of a cave he's all right so long as the supply holds out. An ounce of tact is worth a pound of truth. were THE WAITRESS » * BY BIDE DUDLEY - 1401, by fhe Pree Publishing Co, Omori Now’ York Wresne Wark) 66 ] SHB by the papers,” said Lu- | cile the Waitress as the Friendly Patron fished a tmt- ton out of his soup, “that this fel- low, Harris, who wanted to shuffe off this earthly demise for killing Elwood, the whistle expert, now ad- mits he was a prevaricatrix. 1 thought 1 joke about that, Want to lend it iu eae?” Yes, indeed!” “wall, since he was in Buffalo, you might chirp that he had the whole country Buffaloed. Get It?” “sure!” #1 often think out jok © to send ‘em to the funny papers but I never do. I don't run across ny of the funny writers waitin’ table, so T guess T won't butt in on their People tell jabs, I thought of another good one 1 week ago Tuesday, I says to an actor that if the Hquity made him te know who Pretty cute, quit work he'd wan! put the ‘quit’ in Equity ent "I lke It “Yes, go do [. Well day and got to talkin’ movies to me, ‘I'm makin’ pictures down in Virginia and they're the real thing,’ he says. Yes.’ I says, ‘most likely the Vir ginia reel thing.” You know—the Virginia reel was a dance of the old cologne days, He laughs and I slip him an extra plece of tutter. Then magine my horror to hear him say “T heard that joke forty yeans ago a Little girl’ Imagine a man come in here when you wa him tryin’ to make me out about forty-five years old!" I presume you called him down, ventured the Priendly Patron. I did not,” Lucile replied. “I reached over and gravbed that extra butter and says just "My friend, what you need ain't butter; you need some axel-xrease te lubricrate the wheels in your 4) ‘That concluded his portion of enterta nt, Now, how ‘bout ome of the apple pie for dessert? You look like you Ket a good, stron, sy fret ¥ on and dé not let me wee tt extended a pad and penc Mudridge-Smith and turned h ind shut his eyes After the was written, the Omnipotent dire ead by the hand of wn mane ed Ow And, a adjuastinent. during w \ Mf piper ne he requested that 4 upon th i 1 with y hey both clatmed 4 through the ¢ hen Qmo, the t of hin hands to Me» \tud mith's brow, and folded bit pa fazed tntently Into th 1 and murmured ne in 1 trance ¢ name ix Clura Mud ridae-Smi ‘ ' i afterward, Was positively upcapmy. 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