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JOE’S CAR 4) Gee WHIZZ ~ HAVING Two CARS \S LIKE OWNING —Tiy’ SIAMESE “TWINS! Ty MINUTE ONE GETS OUTA ORDER, THE. About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY IVE -GoT, A DARN GOOD NOTION TGET RID OF HEY There — WANT A LIFT? NICE DAY — I ALways | on ae ie FEEL SORRY FOR “TH' CONGRATULATE. Him! FELLER WHO HASN'T “ HE SILVER FOX," a new NN, y Cosmo Hamilton, will { PET AVERSIONS. | need before spring (8 J » Shubert and William The aversion contest is drawing to| DOES A It will be staged by M a close Only six are in to-day and} puck WH 9 . _ phe (hit isn't enough. We mus \ > Faversham while he ts on tour in “The wixty in the contest daily to 1o swim? jally- the fine prizes we are awarding. after this wee we'll drop th goes to Im: per." A sp travel with t and will rehe onven- young lady, | bus dishrag for which, of course, she must umous send us $4.80 to cover the cost of and other cities, mailing. Here's her aversion; The pet aversions all are fine, But the one that I think wins, Is he who telia about the play Joseph Santiey is said to be interest- Before the show begins, : ; ‘ pt ey ed. It is intended for summer con —- sumption. “TOWN TALK" A NEW ONE, George L. Stoddard and Ned Way. SONG WRITERS CONFER. burn have written the booic and lyrics of « musi come cal x The lyric writers and composers are hae The muale i Hy fetting ready to make the son; ENb- Arrangements for a production have (Roc 1 MIGHIA ) GOSHAMIGHTY ! 5 . : ie DANGEROUS ) : GHIA 3 ; Vishers toe the mark—if possible, At not been com d. . am -T' THEY ANT av ‘SEE A FEW RAIL -ROAD a 5 BEEN KILLED-TLL \ EVEN Bul Miqost-L SOME TALK ABOUT ACCIDENTS EVER ox" at t tor-star he Silver the di earsa| pntinue in Toledo, Detroit SHORT TO PRODUCE. Hazzard short, stage director, has @rranged to put on a musical revue. a recent meeting of their organiza- “hi e 3 ibe CROSSING” 1S PUT INA COMPLAINT A SIGN, GATE, BELL WHY DONT Sou (T= BUT We THouGt . tio contrag@ form, covering the aj § id te ‘ ~ = Publishing of music, was presvuted Relea ABOUT IT Prd! ~ NOR ANVTHIN' To | PUI UP Some 9) \ IT'D Do HARM To Sack Ges TH \ (7 for consideration aifa it was deter- TOWN & : PROTECT A Guy! KINDA , PROIECTiON f/ TH’ “TOWN € Meee a p<” Cn ON mined to make an effort to induce the , RO ne ABouT ¢ pede oP ann Ss ee i ne publishers to accept it. Stories were told of the loss of royalties through by si the dishonesty of some publishers, or & their empl and much enthusi- HENRY For! asm was worked up for the new ccn- BUYS A tract. The song writers want to 100. YEAR make it a criminal offense for a pub OLD Le lisher to withhold royalties. So fur as LANTERN we are concerned, we can't see any GETTING difference between stealing a man's 2/7 uP royalties and stealing his hors ay /00 % YEAR OP ROBBING MAX OF GLORY. | STUFF Max Ir who has @ small part in een nnn 1 the Republic, was oon. "PRINCESS PAT” “Dear M : . er siderably excited last night because Ge st his faiow towsauien ct Sater s te LITTLE MARY MIXUP Hartsdale, Westchester County, N. SHIMMY = = — IN PARIS — Yes, ON ACCOUNT WHAT, faite lS T Uinw wito i Y., were in the audience. He nas but | \ one line in the play. It is “an excel- The ich Wi ( i Waat portraiture!" When tho time | Cie The Anttres WHo Picé ! T | qust Gave You 4 > WHar IT WANT 9 came-for him to say it he got as far “Pe, "D THE THE RUBBER “BERRIES 1 SNicKeL TS Quit Tar Costs TEN CENTS as “an excellent” and then Mar: E. “RFUME POLKA Ton, WE GoTTA CHARGE ! TERRIBLE HABIT @ iB { Heisey butted in and said “portrait- HAS IT capa 1QCTS, FOR ese (cdot ure.” It looks as though Max was ALL OVER, RUBBER BALLS - the victim of a plot to rob him cf his THE SH/IMMY laurels. We investigated and tound To WRING , h excitement However, iiarcouny = | | MAYOR AYLAN NECK 1S “LILIOM" APRIL 20. THREAT OF The Theatre Guild will make its PEN. FERD final production of the season at the 5 Garrick Theatre on Wednesday eve- beat Bing, April 20, when it will present! 4 TEMPERANCE “Lihom,” by Franz Molnar, with 30. CONFERENCE — geph Shildkraut in the title role. ‘The | translation is by Benjamin F. ner. | ANOTHER “Mr, Pim Passes By" will move trom ENTRY (V the Garrick to the Henry Miller!) 7WE “SWAT i F 4. 5 x Theatre on Monday, April 18. | THE FLY” [ 7 / i c = fa Age 7 Z = Bonveewere : | conTesT 7 - é eis sun Mh farrin troed | 5 PRONIBITION ie tiaaieeh ea And Yet They Say You Should “Profit” by 1 BE? Sire sed oe funds, Tie ine| “Ape e ENS fy ropcnge val FERDIE IS COMIN’ HOME arlene Rosita Hone ON HIGH COST OR Ne ee eee am | ane GETTING RELIEF Eiposdl my Nig JAN TM GoNNA WAS WORKIN’ er WHAT He Was} || PRODUCTION, Z SPose £ 1) OW —e MEET HIM! IN A FACTORY “yD MAKING ¢ WHAT WAS HE gaat ot f] SORT OF A THAT KITCHEN LIZARD Theatre, th , 4 | the Betilement House presented him PRY PRAY ith an illuminated testimonial. Mr.| Tay RETURNS betas aad H blushed deeply and di Ferg etteciive apecch. twas: | SHOW CHICAGO Mad UP STATE ? ight, after the @ec-| 4 “2 MAKING ? eee, “Thank you!” WHO PAID y | ae aes ONE CENT | GOSSIP. INCOME 4 | Dorothy Mortimer will be In¥First TAX on | Rignt Out. CMEAGO | Thelma Parker, toe dancer, is =| “Ss NOTED in “The Rose Girl.” To-night Laurette Taylor will ap-| FOR (TS pear as Peg the 1,200th time | STOCK ARP Otto Henry Harras is leaving for! SCENT Los Angeles soon to represent the) Dramatic Mirror. | ‘Mae Murray at the Loew Gr BURGLARS appear in person| r New York thea-| tres during the week of April 11 | Lillian Roth and her baby sister,| have a new sketch called “The | 47) TIN’ CAN KenKling— E : \ _ al What He Threw Was a ‘Misfit’! Night of the Party,” by James Madi- HIDDEN 1" wrjohn Murray Anderson has returned ili DRESSER. — = = to New York from « three days’ fish- PANGEROUS VLU PULL A FAKE y = Sage Ing trip. e caught a fish and a cold. M YY HE NEXT TIME Gaus Hill will offer “Bringing ‘Up \ TO KEEP FAINT (Nh FRONT OF HER mn Y' THROW A FIT, Father at the Seashore” at the Man-, ANYTHING ty DOO ‘elite AH! T HEAR hattan Opera House during the week | 4._,CAW AFTER 2, SHE'LL RUSH / HE PITTER, Dick OUT SOME of April 11 : /7'S OPENER OUT ~e PUT HER ARM’ f 7 ONE ELSES The 150th nertormance ot ime ABOUT MY NECK —~ . oad Ay Door MAT Tes Princess thia afternoon. STATEN ISLAND BATHE MY BROW WER DAINTY / rz D 1 ; kwater aro! WQMAN DRINKS RATT nd where the| ISON TIO e his drama FRIGHTEN Rober 3. 1 hi ‘ A WITH HET Lie FEET Gi L — WHITE HANBS ~ Sas it We WS ea ] AS FRIGHTEMED “The Poppy MANY A duced during the sum- | SACHELOR \ if TAAL DRIVER HELPS DISLODGE PENNY FROM STRANGLING Ci eae THROAT. WE OWLY MONEY COU “Pe Foe, ane? PRIVES | mer. Louis Robie, that jolly jester, he is not fond of jewels, but he cer tainly does love that diamond at the| , Polo Grounds. ye A THOUGHT FOR TU-DA's. “Oh, I don’t mind work,” said Snip- | per Mason of Wellsville yesterday, “when somebody else does it.” LOU FOOLISHMENT. 7) y Dope? dF | | aH! SWEET LOU — EVERYTHING gs aan FEAR NOT—1L Where is Zulu, Pop?” asked Fred. | TELEPHONE | bs, = sf v O DEAR “I don't know,” his father said. OPERATOR. } 1G IN READINESS FOR OUR ELOPE- HARRY - Tim |] FGOT A LADDER re Meee igh ROW, “Well,” said Fred, “this much PU do—| CAbL® POLICE MENT = EM NOT i : AFRAID Some | AND GETS 7% ¢ Vear!— its : f, TH MAN TH WaIT! / (3 OTHER Time TU go sap it up for you. | IiCLIORAIRES MAKE or AEA > Sov aes GOING TO FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Mier Ae. | NP EAR Le “Willie, do you say your prayers MANY ARE wey night?” | WELL | | ‘why not?” | CONNECTED *T mald ots iast week an' all Igotta) 47” CHANCE {i}! parmow is ‘ditto,’ Arr | ; COLORADO | GROWER, TO ! RAISE MELONS CONTAINING 10 PER CENT a ARS ONL _ (SE : i WATER MELONS y ‘Pees: FOR CHASERS WEEE Om | Pedal d WWEssei— 4 me “