The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1921, Page 24

2 AREBIEG IT TIE TOL MEI AB SB A ee re NE of the stagehands at the Hudson Theatre was perplexed yesterday when “Nemesis,” the new Augustus Thomas play, moved im He couldn't make out by the pro- gramme which actor played “Neme- To-day's prize in t a cut glass —goes to Alan Malwe the Jerome Avenue subway express. contest- About ‘Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY Pet Aversions. sis.” Finally, just before the curtain Here's what wina for Alan: went up last night, he decided to ask Qy, 7 ove the subway menace @ fellow stage worker. “Say,” he said, “is this guy, Corri-| gan, the one who plays Nemesis?” “Naw,” came the reply, “Nemesis ain't a man's name. It's something hat follows you around like @ spirit and pesters you.” “Oh, 1 get you!” said the first “Like a man's wife, eh?” “JOAN” AT THE SHUBERT. ces that she | tin “4 at the Shubert night, April 12 Trial of Joan of Arc Theatre on Tuesda: She will use the same production and cast seen at the Century on Easter day: KLAUBER HAS A NEW ONE. Adolph Klauber ta to produce a new sie anny since iy dog has one mone eomedy by John Hunter Booth called tail fvred fo dog, my dog has ten “Like a King.” Mr, Booth wrote [il it ; . “Phe Masquerader.” Lecter ciern oan SOMEBODY HAD, INDEED. An old negro and his wife were on a New York Central train which left Grand Central at 9.35 o'clock last night. Before the train had gone 200 yards it came to an abrupt stop. “Huh!” came from the old colored man. “Somebody done changed his mind.” ' Lillian Russell is coming to New York next Sunday, on the invitation | of R. H. Burnside, Shepherd of the Lambs, to be the honored guest at the Lambs’ Intimate Gambol. She will -@itein a box, which will, of course, | make it difficult for the performers to @eore very heavily. MRS. CARTER ENGAGED. The Selwyns are planning to pro- duce “The Cir a play by W. Somerset Maugham, in New York next September, with an all-star cast headed by John Drew and Mrs, Leslie Carter. DODGE EXPLAINS. | D. Frank Dodge, the @f the Pelham Fire Department, is Sreatly chagrined over the burning of his hook and ladder house the | other night. “All the fire boys but Watt Heiser,” explains the Chief, * at al shindig dressed in their clean clothes when the Fire Fiend began his das- tardly work. Naturally, they all had to hurry home and change their clothes. That delayed us and gave the Fiend his advantage. I'm pro- voked at Chief Nozzleman Watt Hei- ser. He did not attend the shindig, but he failed to arrive at the fire be- gause him and his girl were at her home playing spin the plate with some of the young folks. Well, bet- fer luck next time!” PARIS WANTS MISS KEANE. Doris Keane has been invited by the French Academy to appear in mance” at the Vaudeville Theatre im Paris next fall. The adaptation of Eaward Sheldon’s play has been made by Robert de Fiers and Francis de Grojsset, both members of the Acad- emy. Miss Keane will accept. GOSSIP. ‘They say Elizabeth Murray wants to be a real dramatic actress, Cuare- ful, Lizzie! Thomas Mitchell will be in “The Playboy of the Western World” at the Bramhall. Walter Hampden will begin a New York engagement in Shakespeare on April 18. ‘To-morrow night's performance of Romance” will be given in aid of the Orchard House Settlement Jeanne Bagels has returned to the east of “In the Night Watch” after a lege of fiincas, The first performance of “The Tenth Man” will take place at the Woods ‘Theatre, Atlantic City, April 10. Betty Aiden has been engaged for the cast of “First Night Out,” in whieh Vivian Martin will star. | Charles Ellis, appearing in “Dift'rent," been elected a member of the of New York Artists | Galina Kopernack and Vera Smir- nove, Russian artists, will give a re- ital at the Belmont Theatre Sunday afternoon, April 24. Mark Luescher is back at his desk at the Hippodrome after several days of jliness, Dave Stamper will enter vaudevilie ee next Monday with a plano- ying act FOOLISHMENT, There once was a butler named Tuttle Who, shipped as a guard on the| shuttle. On his first trip across He went to his boss And said, “Keep your job, sir—r'u buttle.” WAT Kxows Ovprright. 1921, by the Press Publishing Ca, (The New York Bvening World) QUESTIONS. 1, What is the seventh sign of the Zodiac? fq 2 What living oreature, commonly ‘ar name, is called a flitter mouse? 3. What color does “fulvous” de- scribe? 4, What British colony is in Cen- tral America? 6. What is the capital city of Gua- temala? at is the southernmost great la on the east coast of North American naturalist de- | " the life of com- | plete solitude he lived? 8. To what family does the iguana | eng? 9% what element are diamonds eomposed? | 10. From what source is castor oil obtained? 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