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ee ye? 22528 EET ang yen YI TEE EE . : | About Plays and Players By BIDE EVER miss an opportunity to experiment, friends, and in the end you may invent something of great benefit to the human race, Winifred Lenihan of “Survival of the Filtest,” while in White Plains re- cently, had a headache and went tia drag store to get something to cure Wt The obliging clerk mixed a dcse without naming it and handed it to her. “Will this cure me? ehe asked. ““phat’s what I'm trying wo find fat,” came the frank reply. WILLIE ADVISES A FRIEND. William Collier and his troupe are DUDLEY ine | Pet Aversions., } Score one for Mount Hope, N. Y., whatever that 1s. James F, Ryan, who writes “Mount Hope” after hia name, has landed the pr.ze to-day in the aversion contest. To bim we award the December overdue coul Dill for the following: The milkman is the man I love, No doubt he is my pet aversion. He's stiti and peaceful as a dove, When on his morning miik excur- sion. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Kellog & Rose—Selznick Film Cor- to start for the Pacific Coast soom poration or Friars Club. Une of the men in Mr. Collier's sup- Rich—Sorry, cannot come to the port approached him recently and show. Maybe some other tima aSked if there would be any Sunday werformences on the way West. “Oh yes, a nunzber,” replied Mr. “Tm iad of that,” said the other town over the si ‘man, The: ay of explanation: ne ees vs ae got their trunks mixed! ut oe “4 mever know what to do with week-end.” “Why not keep your hat om {t,” growled William Collier, FRANK FRIML ARRIVES. Rudolf Friml, composer of a dozen ei66essful musical comedies, is a proud father. His new son has been mamed Frank and, happily, he has is mother’s good looks. Mrs. Frimi was Disie Lawson, who danced neatly im several Broadway musical shows. She left the stage when ehe married Mr, Friml about two years ago. HE HAD TO PASS IT UP. | Speaaing of the new Frimi baby,) Abraham ("Little Whopper") Levy) ‘ngs’ sent the lad a fine baby car-/| riage, following out his custom of wi¥ing such vehicles to the new ar- rivals in families where the father is| hie friend When Abe went to the store to buy the carriage the dealer “You've bought ten already, Mr.| Levy and this will be the eleventh.) Af you can arrange to make it an even dozen I'll let you have the twelfth at less than cost.” Abe had to decline the offer with thanks, ‘ tid HARDS WITH ERLANGER. Ira D. Hards has been made general tage manager for A. L. Erlanger. He succeeds Herbert Gresham, who died short time ago. ORATOR ZIEGFIELD SPEAKS. F, Ziegfeld jr. went to Columbus, ©. recently to see “The Foll es.” Naturally the Columbus ‘newspapers spread the news of his arrival all over town, and that night, after the first act, the audience began to call: “Zieg- feld! Ziegfeld!” It developed that they mcant him novharm, but were trying to induce ‘him to make a speech, 80 Mr. Ziegfeld was dragged out on the stage and ho delivered a genuine oration. After it was over a man approached him 1 the lobby. “My dear Mr. Ziegfeld,” he sald, “you're a regular William J. Bryan.” “What docs Bryan know about the show business?” asked the New York producer, ALONG TIN-PAN ALLEY. Isidor Witmark is preparing to spring a new song called “Everybody Loves the Sunshine.” Billy Jerome and Jean Schwartz, | who wrote and composed “Bedelia,” “Mister Dooley” and other*hita, are to jon hands again and turn out yome more. Our mention of the fact that Irving Berlin has written a song called “The Passion Flower,” brings a note from Bugene Lester, who says he did it first, And, in order to make it more binding, he sends us a copy of his song. GOSSIP. Sydney Herbert is to act in “The ‘Yenth Man.” Purnell Pratt will be seen in “First Night Out.” Jean Robertson has again joined Lou Tellegen's company and will play in “Blind Youth.” “The Playboy of the Western Worla” wil! be presented at the Uramhal! Playhouse by the Playhouse Company soon. Stanisiaw Portapovitch will give a pecial demonstration of ballet danc n Hail on April 15. K-tail coat and ‘t busy acting. rit when he goes Stone to buy a ture when b "4 better n valtz contest for two go to the winning bureau has invited Fred | hto g held at ace Tuesday Terrace Garden night. The FOOLISHMENT. Huppy little Mary Peeper Once retired on a sleeper On awakening next morning he was in the town of Corning There she met her brother Ira. tnd continued to Elmira, Now the mystery grows deeper: WHERE EDAD AND MOTHER FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Does Louise dance badly?” "Yes, indecd-—when the thoss who get the; PocTorR DECLARES A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 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