The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1921, Page 28

MARCH 23, 1921 ‘VEDNESDAY. of a lee Is It a Secret, Joe # we ED GETS MY NANNY - He's A GooD FELLAK, BUT HE GETS MY GOAT someTimes! fea Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY ROHIBALD SELWYN bas re.) tuned from furope with a wan: |( PET AVERSIONS } ber of foreign plays. to Paris he the rights to “L’Homme a la] Louis Binder of 118 Bast 117th and “Le Chasseur 4e Chez |Street wins thesaversion prize to- ; day. It 's a noiseless auto horn. If ‘This second sme will b°| Mr. Binder will sond us $4.80 we will 4 into © mustoal show, and/mail {t to him. Hero'a bis rhyme: Harris will join the Selwyns 1") You ask for pet aversions. jn erate cles wales Now, wouldn this make you boil— jolwyn arranged Gilbert | When 're out with a nice young ‘stage “Daniel” hore. “The Circle,"| "7, Woe ” W. Somerset Maugham, now at the “ { Garay wen enquired tor To meet your own steady “goil?” | kins Mr. | ea ty by Baron| , A THOUGHT FOR TO.DAY. wyn brough' apes Physician.” | The Rev. Benton Potts ato a steak Rothchild called “The Physic! with his new removable teeth Mon- AS A SPECIAL FAVOR ED - witt YQUIT “TELLIN PEOPLE MY “TRouBLES ? Gosn - AIN'T YGOT ANY OF WOE ED “TELLS me YOU'RE HAVING “TROUBLE “TRYING To GET AN AUTOMOBILE. RIDE ~ Now “THAT You AN’ YOUR wiFF EACH HAVE A CAR! But You'Re Aways “TELLING 'EM TO ME, DEAR ~ Itt Quit {T Joe - = SHUBERTS INTERESTED. day.—Wellsville Optic. | (From the Shubert headquarters FOOLISHMENT. @ note to the effect that Dan Rocky Kansag + of Cleveland authorizes a state- Won his fight. Look out, Benny! | “ fi , = Ooch! Good night? ‘ ’ Be :@: , 7 Nosin! S'NUTHIN’ :@: 4 MORE OR LESS FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Reo — y x J ' one © “How many yards does it take for =: ; l ; N TH OLE SPRING * & ehirt?” | ONE REASON, PERHAPS! ") \ "The popularity of Enrico Caruso last Seat et ee MIGOSH- ; the Italian people of this city —— sido | of course, a matter of common . but it ts not entirely be- . he ig the world’s greatest tenor. Gabrielle, a west side caterer, EWS supplies @ reason in a letter he has | had framed and posted on the wail of Ag bie It reads: by ids Diace. © “Many thanks for beautiful flowers end affectionate thought. Immensoly hig oo hart Best wishes—Dorothy SAYS ” women {Dorothy Caruso is Enrico’s wife. ia @LecT 4 : ——— mH MISS LEONE ENGAGED. were » Maude Leone, for ten yrars stock Tw! FEMME tar on the Pacific Coast, will join OF THE Kennedy's “Cornered” com- “any Monday. It was in her organi- § ation that Miss Kennedy obtained 4 < __ ber first stage experience. / BROADWAY BREVITIES. Maer. Ten. youe : Mom witar THE | * Thee Regret re esp tee rose! Fist can Do <<, 8A FRANCS a oT \ THaT We CANT?) fall) ; Now Dont DcaY with maretes aa - Doeotdy Aevson - HAveRsTeAw- A" Aw i rege EN pos How MARY ‘You Le ’ G ‘ . Sant teeter tt iene ! ReV.E.FINGER | ae Beamon is preparing to straw p | ca ; a HER ANKLE he Ned HAVE “TS Tent Your j PeRiaaenie 7 many ce ae avees7Ra WF} {For Gill was noticed park bench- wot aie Bion ALL You ve i Live oNDeR | // / Dow BireYeod mngee hart {leg @unday. use BREED | LEARNED ARouUT im iif rites - —cardee: s We. a Robie and asthma were seen ‘0 vars | Na aL a =| Hi) ‘ "4 Sof . \DONY FoRsur vim vale wavinal TS ‘ om gpeeingrien BATHERS Hor | Grid Rees 4 ; ay. : \ : ___teree finecarsouverrece iF Martin Herman fiivvered out on L.| OPERLY =a i. Sunday, “home Jamesing” the samo GARBED — ‘evening. . VERSEY FINGERS “Heywood Broun attended “Mary ns UvSED “Btuart” Monday night wrapped in a fo SWATTING - = OOOO ‘Abe Levy's mit diet is beginning to 3 pucks aT _ taste of green grass. t rege a "Haale Hamtlton of Kansas is goon to iN 60 Anat bodulge im sulphur and molasses. Couvrear George M. Cohan is to buy a epring way of q -horee. He wants one that ‘won't go out in thé street and die Fred Block, the popular billlardist, Some “Tee Party,” Ferdie! Gems just a little wider this spring Bogus Bons YEP, Ive Got A DATE Goan, 1 NEVER COULD) (LeU, THERE'S irs TE ONLY GAME AT z than usual. eC Daa (WITH CLARENCE AN! SEE WHAT THE ONE THING WHICH Y'CAN PRAISE A JT - PANIC — SERRY AT THE COLF ATTRACTION OF THAT ABour rT - LADY'S “Forr” WITHOUT aie 2 HER FIRST EXPERIENCE. MANY - Bein IMPERTINENT! 51°F ‘Wuiott Foreman bas returned from | PASSENGERS Cc ct @ West. While in Boone, Ia., re- &Low uP ently Elliott went to a restaurant. OVER THE he entered the dining room the SERVICE tress kicked a big yellow dog out, ed her baby over to her mother,| "NKWELL FULL proprietor's wife, and approached OF RED INK 2 EXPLODES Hllott ate his round stcak and ‘ oned the waitress to him again.| . bf seeaes iA charlotte russe,” he sald. OURT —— / She brovght him a queer mixturo uoges’ @f canned peaches and pie crust. WAVE LISTENED "Do you know," said the waitress, To MANY A ‘Bhe set the plate down, “this is the REO INK time I ever see a carlotta ronst?” EXPLOSiON © Elliott was peeved. “Listen, ladyt” fee replied. “You haven't seen ono Spe eaes ‘ a yet.” mI ’ ad = fis a Govt. For hen fy : ny a a 4 gurro— | VIVIAN THE VAMP It Makes a Difference, Doesn’t It? » / Michael Goldreyer, theatrical pro- ir, promenaded Broadway ycater- wearing the overcoat he saved "list of his play, Hey shes ARE 101G A “4 Sota eerrey SOY LISTEN , 400 LITTLE SHRIMP YLt show THESE if Tu Meet ie VF TF CATCH YOU AROUND HERE ELIRTIN SWEETIE | BIRDS , THAT COME HANGIN’ AT 5:50 AND TEACHIN’ THE VAMP EAPENSIVE AROUND HERE, JUST HABITS ,LIKE FLONBRS , AGAIN TLL WHERE GET said Louie Cohn, ‘so io P iste overcoat you got out of a. ERECTION , ore” ft’ is,” replied Mike, “and why dnt I get it? I put a whole Sie etony ing store into that production.” ‘To STu pre mesg cRime, . ie Gossip. THS 1S jo Greneker ie il). TH, 24 7 oan” ‘and family are in At- for spe 9h ack quartet is STORIES ing a aN, Menignt ee rite y ou” open at the m0 next Monday aight ORY AGENTS fe Crojsset, French ocom- has dedicated’ a song called ICEMEN AND wire Aaa DRIVERS SELLING Burckly, leading tenor of mF will catch for the Lambe } LiquoR, To team. WOMEN w= Gilpin of “The Emperor appear at the Green Room at the George M. Cohan The- Sunday night. G. am of the Dillingham ‘Of stage directors has returned ss parecer ence a London. FFINE KIND OF A ‘ ' GRAAOUSI— Hat's + | jolph Klauber bas been notified $20 ON FOR ME, LOONT BLAME YON , DAVOY! SOMOTEING LIKE 1h fee TF ‘ mt was producea in London last y MOTHER! T WOULONT. WEAR A HOO. PUT OER Lee MAKES YOU LOOK 10 YEARS, eer e Me Te IT! : YOUNGER! w Bee! and Karl P. Sanders, has gone | Burope ip search of vaudeville ities for the Orpheum Circuit. When Joseph Hislop, the Scotch the Hippodrome Sun-