The evening world. Newspaper, March 16, 1921, Page 24

mae CHONUOSS JOE’S CAR About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY SPRING AN’ MaTORING ! Yea Bo ~ Iie Have TH SAR TWNED UP AN! START ~ BURNING UP “TH' ROADS ON “THAT Twig — “Hat's “Wo “ROBINS , AN! ‘ ! / THERE'S ANOTHER ONE — ' i pohteh tH “WEY KNOW WHEN SPRING Cae ITH comparatively little Wet ae eaten = tN ducing being done for the ta ‘spoken drama and musicai ftage, It looks as thougn the Broadway district will have to turn to ‘the movies to keep many of the houses open this summer. William Fox, who fis? “Over the Hill,” a film, in the Broedhurst, and “A Connecticut Yan keg” another picture, in the Selwyn, Dab leased the Park and two other Broadway houses, which he prefers Bot to name at prosent, because they ‘afe occupied by spoken plays. In one of these unnamed theatres ne will dis- play a film called “The Queen of Sheba.” Arrangements will }> made to put pictures in the Park and the Other Unnamed houses soon. These big fims are being booked in regular theatres in other cities by Mr. Fox ‘Verily, it is the day of the motion pic- Qure and it will be the film that will peneftt from an over supply of Broad~ wny theatres, which seems Just ahead. THE PARADE GOT agate) | Bince to-morrow 3s St. Patrick's | Day, a story of @ parade of long ago, told by Barry MoCormack, ought to ft in says he once knew Hladciphia Irishman who stood Suey hich pes Irish circles, and when were laid for a St Patrick's ar, he was chosen Grand Marshal. Now Mike—for ‘was his name—got up at 6 on the day and joined rome of the boys 4 drink. Later he took another Grink ‘and then they came in. flocks. When the parade started Mike, on a| home wearing a groen sash, was at its) Half an hour later, howevor, , found him, still on his charger, ‘vacant jot. Prey, Mikel! sombbody called. what are you doing there? I though: | you were to lead the parade.” “¥ez thought right,” roplied Mike, | “Bat the rist ay th’ dom fools lost their way.” | P. DODD 18 WORRIED. P. Dodd Ackerman ts astride the horns of a dilemma. He loves to and is eaealiy tone af bowling. | file wite also is a dancing and bow!- ing enthusiast. P. Dodd finds he can- Rot keep up both pastimes. He must | up one, but which one? Mra refuses to cast the deciding ¥Yote—hence the dilemma. To make; ‘Matters worse, P. Dodd has s couple | of friends Who drop in daily to talk) DID YOU REMEMBER IT? the information of the poor in- > boed payers, Mark A. Lucacher y let it be known that 3,009,906 | had paid war tax on tickets to| Dillingham attractions during year 1920. This ticket/tax Is de- But, alas, it's too late now. __ A SHOW IN THE BRONNIX. ‘Tho Opals, Inc., whatever that may will juce & musical comedy “atch ‘ the music. | PET AVERSIONS. | We had a hard struggle to-day to decide whether the Pet Aversion of M. Ryan . jarden Street, Hoboken, orge Rpector of Brooklyn urded the two tickets to , However, we have decided that the | Spector rhyme js a bit more cram- niverous; s to Mr. S. goes the prize. His aversion follows Most all the pet uversions Of your sal'ry-paying corps, Would scem like sweet diversions To the thing that makes me roar. It's the guy who, ev'ry evening, O'er my shoulder in the train, Helps me to peruse my paper-— He's the one that I could brain. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “I was at a dinnor tast night and, oh, Margie, how I blushed!" “why? “I naw the salad dressing.” Rinne Nidhapoaatin EWSUINDERS: 7 oy ie 5 MG # For THE HEADUNES \y"AARinGe IN THE pai Papers “Y | ere eis) MATRI- MONEY Q TESTI ~ MONEY Alr= iy Cea THEDA BARA SAYS DAY OF VAMPIRE: A LIVER Wet ouror y® (age Gos! “were's a LM \y ROBIN — HELLO ROBIN - How's on’ Kip RopIN? { 1 N) \ How'Dy “NEIGHBOR™ GONNA HAVE & “GaRdEN “THIS E MARY MIXUP => \_HAS CAME! SL Oe, ee Per On ih We | wer. 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