The evening world. Newspaper, March 11, 1921, Page 36

COMIC PAGE _ FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1921 About Plays. and Players. By BIDE DUDLEY J GOLDEN arrived in the city yesterday from Palm B n, Where he went several weeks uxo to Ke! PET AVERSIONS. Away from continued success in the AF Ten DEAR OL’ UNCLE Sam GETS MY INCOME “TAK Itt HAVE A SWELt CHANCE 7% PUT AN ADDITION ONTO “tH! GARAGE ! GEE! MEBBE 1 COULD LIST ONE OF “TH CARS AS A “BUSINESS CAR™ AN’ CUT DOWN MY INCOME “THaTr way! Y'GET A Car FOR PLEASURE , AN’ WHAT DOES IT BRING? GRIEF! “THAT'S A FINE LooxIN’ BALANCE ~ IV Looks LWE A CEMETERY ! Ly Here LIE “THE REMAINS oF “THEY SHOULD ASK ME. ApouT \T 22? (2 theatrical game, Rushing to greet 1, alg of No at Anatrdam No, 484 Amsterd wis at 48d Street and Broadway, John Avenue; Wilson of No. 6 Dumped into a two-year-old Italian Bast tith nae Brooklyn; Jessie lad and bowled him over, The boy's mother picked the little fellow up and his grandmother (estimated) brushed him: off. John was sorry. Putting his hand in his pocket, he yanked out & dollar and gave it to the boy. Im mediately the atmosphere surround- ing the group changed. The sun Plaint; @hone and John waa a great man My pet aversion is the gink “You sooch a nica man!” said the, /n crowded subway seat does stink, boy's mother, beaming When enters a jane of haughty mien, “Yes,” came from the grandmother,! Onc who's mistaid her limousine; an! you sooch a gooda looka mam! Vp he gets; she gets his scat | 20.” ; While all around him stand | Boca kkow, blushed. He's 0) prqit stenoge with strap in hand; | J He's the guy who makes me weep,| | | ronach, Brooklyn, and Pbilip B. have | nt in a rhymed “Aver- | * that must be classed ax A-1, | Jessie must go the chocolate | red mushroom, Read her com- | 1 follows @ ik, ba ae © SS i prin AW WANTO TH }\ |E7 IGOBH DAY OFF Le te We'RE NERY AW Does ¥ Busy “SAM — 9 15 1T IMPORTANT f AH WANTS “TER Look Fo’ A SOB, Fo’ MAH WIFE ! ANOTHER FOR BARRY. Barry McCormack, who is producing ‘Eileen,” has accepted a play ©: teat “Win o' the Wisp” from Stone and will stage it in July. It | & comedy drama in three acts YES, HE'S A PRESS AGENT. by yor ‘Will A. Page solemnly announces | ] that Mile. Alice Delysia, star of| MAINE COLLEGE Now | “Atgar,” took a bath this morning In| HAZERS WHEN | | , ehampagne. He states that the de ROUTED BY ATTENDED Ueious beverage was about twelve SHOWER Ere! jnohes deep in the tub. After Mr. | Page is dead somebody will probably | OF HOT vse this statement to break his will. | Satan “MAIN STREET” COMING UP. . CASE OF Plans have already been started by | SOuP To king to a pro: | NUTS duction of “Main Street,” the Sinclair | the Messrs, Shubert | Lewis nov Harvey O'Higgins and | “Oto i] ~ Harriet Ford ure dramatizing the psi K AT INK A He Ruy ‘Em Moving’ "] book. | A FoR SUPPER AN To THINK T TURNED DOWN A FELLER | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. STARTS WITH A JOB LIKE THAT! TLL Go,ouT YoU'D BETTER WASH Youre. sites My sister May got mad to-day CHICAGO THERE BEFORE SOME LEADING LADY HANDS. THE PRESIDENT OF fires Because I wouldn't go and play. DIVORCE L-GRABS Hite Hf o\ SUR COMPANY |S COMING AWN ft “THEY But when I got some figs—Great SUIT Feats UP THIS AFTERNOON ARENT ser Bcott! She smiled and said she ptr a DIRTY 4 wesn’t hot. I told my Dad. He WILL. START a eaid: “My lad, all women act like that when mad.” I saw Ma wince. Sdid she: “You quince!" | Bacrinone THINGS Bhe hasn't spoken to him since. | FILM CENSOR, eas . | SAYS 3 Foor BILLY GUARANTEES IT. | KISS LIMIT Billy Halien seems to have decided Lasts 2 /% that booking agents are excess bac- | paged , gage. The manager of a theatre has N sent us asprinted circular showing | cH — . how Billy handles the vaudeville sit- | uation, It reads: “Billy Hallen, late of Hallen & Hunter! Prociaimed by press and public to be one of the funnjest and biggest laughing hits, in one, of pres- | ent day theatricals. Book me and | ff I fail to make your audience laugh QUT LOUD I will work the week at your theatre gratis. Some guaran- DELEGATION | [You Were DIRECTIN’ STEP LIVEIN THE FROM, 2 TRIBES | BOSS EXPECTS " - [Tied Door Down) | HIM IM HALE INDIAN HEAD tee, ien’t it? Now, it's up to you. BUREAU Ask Pete Mack.” — ee WANT To PUT THE A SPECIAL MEDLEY. * A special elaborate musical num: OFFICIAL ber, combining most of the song hits INDIAN SIGN on /T of twelve Winter Garden productions, fis being prepared by Sigmund Rom-| WOMAN erg as a feature of the tenth annt- LECTURER IN versary week at the big playhouse et 60th Street and Broadway. Twelve Secinces. girls will represent these shows. SPANKING | CHILDREN — yp | GOSSIP. r =e | Georgia Empey hag joined the eb- Oe Omer wemble of Midnight Rounders of GOES WITH us2i." A’ SPANKING 4 mas Pe) WBC HY EV WoELD Woop dowahuo Pashcue ter broken Wednesday APEAL | ' weer | Seater Fens ian eae aR LITTLE MARY MIXUP em a To GOLF on ——- : Sweet Dreams,” a new song, has $00,000 You sound Tey AND }- T's Monday ie Hoyer ines it COURSE ESS GAeY Higa OR APRU OR ‘ Measy ¥ Oscar Shaw has been engaged by #3 saul T'Lu Bet 6HeE Does. Nir Even 41492 or sPeinc/ FY wily mary? or \ ug fh Ek mtanaer tor “Pwo Little Girls egies KHOW WHEN WASHINGTON ‘Ss OR. SOMETHING. was FEBRUARY 22 - | WENT To His R. H. Burnaide wil be director of| FAR OREEM. EL DIRTHDAY 1S — > T Dont Have any oY BiRHDAY the penent for the Boys’ Club at ¥ ig or GP Thou “Re ren aeeiné- f A »( PARTY OR_| f 4 oF Py weer § 29,000 MS ‘3 SomeTH ine wis ee er calnornia ‘yesterday. | IN Gov, MILLER ger will be back on April Fool's SCHEME OF y. Gilda Varesi has been asked to de- ee Viver a talk in Italian before the New —_ Saree ~ York Italian Drama Club. | THAT MANY Dorr Piay Man due Next week’ will be known as Com- PLUMS Will. ig pa ‘Week at Prooctor’s Fifth Avenue. SURE MAKE i Quaid wil) wear a ewallow-tail. MORE ‘SUBWA ef Errol attended a banquet Wed- | li mesday night—National Fish Day.| SAM Wdquid bait was in evidence. H | aes THE © DAY 4 ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. BIKE RACE | Lamar ie is a Obristian iS Now ' > s. a ewrencine Larrimore was HAVING my A. B—Our pinochle crank an: IT’S WAVE LOU a vig hg <4 vi FOF SLELPING : Wonder if He'll ‘“‘Win the Hand”’ |, Ree*put sway the queen of pad in| Sicsnees Cete Se COME 1 ASC 4OU, HUH! — ayswer 4 Ny USHERS 5 a the crib, of course he can’t meld Wen Les j Pe A GAME TR J CS hs BROKE § — —~ T LIKE MY Be PLAY POKER OWN MQ0~SiIC AND - ER- HAVING QUE A UTTLE 7% MONEY Snr = eee forty Dinoshle. IC ie not a renege, it a bone jay. Alas, there is no penaliy provided for it, but if I hed BARN oF | | : | wer, Ta" | ADIRONDACKS | —— | RMER — | As THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | “ | ar | Sof Yor | t isville.” wn has a new| cH 7 har. | al ai Bie ‘barber shop, too. a | HANGS if | cones se THE WELL” | DO eat FOOLISHMENT. He asked the maiden for her hand; Her father gave him his. Fe tanded on his nose, kerplunk? And put him out of biz. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Smith was accidentally shot last | ‘Phe bullet went through his Bent his wife to it, ent” CWWessd*