The evening world. Newspaper, February 25, 1921, Page 29

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1921 ‘ p : FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1921 Babies’ Parlor Tricks All —* Come on Schedule TRY IT OUT ON YOUR OWN KIDDIES CENADIO MAGIC. —— * ae ———] A Scenario Writer fs a Guy That Makes Mutture Ketten From Parvo—His Job Is Harder Than a Bootleg- | ger’s—Here’s the Inside Dope on His Methods. { } ; By Neal R. O’ Hara. . dn Second Month Likes Music; Laughs at 8 Weeks; agen NEED ONE z af WE CAN T LET Cony, its Ww te Pe yonag Ch, cease Ee Inti WHR 1a HUNDRED DOLLARS GEeEeWHIZ THOSE OR LET OTH ER MAGICIAN that yanked six Belgian hares, a ton of strip paper, two Notes Ticking of Watch at Nine; DO You TH . PEOPLE PEOPLE A live geese and good Old Glory from the hat that the gent in the alate | Begins Imitations at 14 Ou TAIN seat lent him used to be an inspiration to youth and also a knockout | . [AN AN OIL attraction, To-day he fails to stand deucehigh to the average scenarie | [ WELL i, writer, A scenario writer is a guy that makes multum from parvo, whi¢h | By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. ; is @ Latin clause meaning much out of little. A bootlesger does very much | Ceprright, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Rvening World the same thing, but the scenario wizard’s job is harder. He makes much 4 © you know— film out of little thinking, ‘To wit: { D On what day to expect your baby's frst smile? ‘The Whoozis Film Corporation, after some natty dickering with the | For how long a period he can squint in safety? Mother Goose estate, grabs the film rights for “Simple Simon Met a Pieman”™ | ‘When he—and especially she—wiil enjoy looking at himself (hersel{) in gies At what age your hair Is no longer for $600,000 and some odd sense, Mr. Egbert Tiddle, the movie beauty, | starts a tour of the leading feeble-minded ranches to gather atmosphere fdr ) the title role. Meanwhile a staff of seven scenario butchers jump at tt fe from bim? GOING DOWN! task of converting the masterpiece for the screen. ‘ When he will miss you if you so Wi CONN: tytn We At the end of eight weeks we get this scenarto: al ? H PART I —Exterior of the Elias J. MeDoodle School for Half Wits and / Smaller Fractions,...The children with Imp intellects at their innocent fun....Playing Blind Man's Bluff on the front lawn..,.Egbert Tiddle in | the part of Simon....Supper time at the goofy asylum....The children eat | papier mache beans with some papler mache ketchup on thé side... | ji ‘When he will give you his first briefly so that you may Ras? cut out these talks and All these thrilling events in the life § Pin them in front of you, to be ‘4 baby—and of his parents—occur § Tead each night, May I ask you ponling to schedule, and the baby's @ '0 answer, before you go to bed o table has been worked out in § ‘0-night: ® of months and days by a well SNR Med htt al ania Mads own New York physician, Dr. John } discrimination, observation, in- B. Huber. He has been a professor at @ Senuity, und last but not least, ordham University and a fellow ot $ 40 I refuse to lose heart?” inavicen Medical Assootation and Trials tend toward excel- the New York Academy of Medi- @ lence. Be brave! eine. In his latest book, “Why Die Sincerely, ‘Bo Young?” published by Harper & ALFALFA SMITH, | Bros, he gives the complete schedule of baby’s parlor tricks. Try it on — = i your own youngster and see on how ‘AUNT DOLLY’ SO POPULAR gp hogeathe eed It SHE'LL BE MAYOR BY i i—Baby is sensitive to P “Yeht the first or second day; the UNANIMOUS VOTE. fourth day it hears; on the twenty- third day it chn exhibit tears; on the day it smiles; withi the first month it can utter vowel Sounds; the movements of the ‘eyes 5) are not as yet co-ordinated, and no | mother need worry at this time it | there is 0 squint “Second Month—Squint is occa- ‘3 sional until the end of the month; baby is pleased with music; laughs |} from Uckling at elghth week; clasps With its forefingers at eighth weck. “Third Month—Cry of Joy at sight o mother and father, about sixtieth > day; notes the ticking of a watch at 1 ninth week. a, “Fourth Month—Kye movements are Perfect; enjoys seeing itself in mirror (girl babies exhibit this phenomenon ritor shan do boy babies); n hold p head by itself; sits with back ‘Bdpported at fourteenth week; begins to imitate. “[ifth Month—Discriminates . stranger; likes to pull hair; has been fo 7 GET ALL THE RICH PEOPLE IN. TOWN To GETHER ORGANIZE title, THAT NIGHT,)....Simple Simon escapes from the nut garage by sliding Co earth on a crazy quilt....Rubs his stomach to show he is hungry A BANQUET TEN_ DOLLARS A PLATE A MAGICIAN USED TO BE A KNOCKOUT ATTRACTION. . Disappears down the road,...Fadeout..,.(End of Part 1.) PART 11—Interior of the Eureka Baking Co. showing the night shift EVERY TIME TRE | we NEED Two working overtime..,.Closeup showing batch of pies going into the oyen.... (Subtiie: THIRTY MINUTES LATER.).,.,Closeup showing bateh of POOR. ARE STARVING HUNDRED DOLLA RS coming out of the oven... .Jerry Finn, the star salesman of the Eureka THE WELL-FED t To Buy A Gown enters in & natty white suit....Selects six ples, shakes hands of baking ; For Th — force and waves goodby as he starts off to work..,.(End of Part IL.) ~ ‘OR, HE PART |11.—The Yazoo County Fair,,..The great midway scene shaw- ing Dancing Girls, the Congress of World’s Greatest Beauties, the Cairo Kicking Troupe, the Diving Girls..,.Mlashback of Simple Simon 4 traffic cop the nearest way to the fair....The other end of the great mit scene, showing the High-stepping Tent Show, the Novelty Hip Dancers. Ancient Alexandria, and the World's Greatest Shimmy Wigglers gi thetr free performance just before the regular show....Flashback of Jerry Finn, the Pieman, hastening toward the falr..,.(Part IV, follows tmp” mediately.) y PART IV,—Simple Simon walking along....Rubs stomach again te” show he is hungry....Turns pockets inside out to show he {s broke 5 ee ea Bete eal OSL a ee : , comedy subtitle: AIN'T IT H—— TO BE BROKE?),...Simon meets thers eae inesiermres rand careies ke . Pieman....They shake hands....Simon rubs stomach some mori ebjects to mouth : . ! + i = man rubs hands to show he 1s eager to make a sale....Simon points tem - “Sixth Month—Itaises itself into sit- v rials > Brand lemon pie....Starts to take it....Pieman grabs his arm and prevents ting posture; laughs and raises itself “AUNT DOr” Spence him... (Big comedy subtitle: YOU CAN'T GET A PIE WITHOUT DOUGH) drops arms when pleasure Is -—-—— - = Se a ... Simon registers disappointment. Seats owe with plessae “eé UNT DOLLY" SPENCER is PART V.—Simon grabs three pies,...Pieman throws a pie at him, 4. “Seventh Month — Astonishment the most popular woman jn Bhown by open mouth and eyes; imi- Milford, O,, and that popu- tates movements of head and of J4rity will make her not only the pursing lips. first woman Mayor in that State NEW INVENTIONS. J Y W . ! . I 20 Y aa. Simon returns fire:...Uproarious ple-throwing scene....Platoon of thirty» ust ou alt * n ears two eccentric cops chase Simon under ladders, over fences, through pushy DEVICE to trap a win- carts and across brooks, lakes and rivers,...Simon arrives back at Sehool A dow-smashing burglar —— cil Sad We clatincasesadiey Tate eaMnae for Feeble-Minded....Closeup of Pieman sitting on curbstone covered with a , ean Jee rae Mis ae tates without a single shred of opposition, and ring an, electric 3 **4A Woman Will Be Presi- That's the Message the \emon meringue....Passed by the National Board of Censorship... - | ae avacd kina "HS a canvass’ of the town's voters $ TOT Ome a fiat ootled dent—Men and Women Princess Wa Wa Chaw Whoorls Production. ‘oe jo agi has just showed. She has been Mil- Rs TEOELLOR 505): sew One 4 = an : J ve a 7 Ss kes e elt men 7 S S dog; understands questions before fd during ber term of ftlce the males new fbelt for en Will Care Little About Dead Grandmother BEAU’ r Y AND TH < : own bas had less use for its jai stic, “ i Foc Ligand - . than ever before in its history. Her For smoothing wrinkles from Fashions.’ So Now! * BY DR. CHARLOTTE ©. ST © * “Venth month Pi it, mrenipes ®. system {a baged’on the Golden Rule neckties « wooden frame has Z 7 - Copyright, 1021, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Bening World.) = walking in forty-first woek; misse> Jn4 her fairness and kindness have @ been invented over which they Eczema. of subacetate of lead, or of alummim Parents jn their absence; exhibits NO Luge her beloved by all her towns- § afe stretched and steamed. By Fay Stevenson. men will take an active part in life _ (per cent.) on soft linen, should bp Iittle talent as a monologist, as ‘Maa, jennie Cipyvight. (3. ty. thé Ihre, Publishing On, {OST every one has had ao applied. This reduces the Ini papa, tatta, baba.” “Eleventh Month—Screaming is —— se HIS is a story of beads, Navajo quieted by ‘Sh;’ enlarges its vocabu- ' | A 4 T blankets, a tiny flat on the top lary; sitting becomes a habit e floor, rear, between Second and “Twelfth Month—Pushes chair; can ° BY Gov I, .MFCARDELL. + ‘Dhird Avenues, a bull dog, a cana not us yet raise itself or waik with- Copyright, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co, (The Ni but women will be really @ little su- (The Now York Bvening World) unpleasant experience with tion and the itching, and as soon am perior, You know women have al- this is accomplished the use of. th ways been the mistresses of their own eczema, A palate Aye ete dry powder should be resumed. — homes and now that they are out in alent, to the effect that if eczema is Chronte eczema requires more hes the world they ure gulng to be mis- quickly healed it is Ikely to be roic treatment, but if attention jg . t f outside affairs. “driven in’ the system is a gross Siven promptly to the suggestions resses of outside affairs mentioned here the trouble can always York Brening World.) Indian spirits and an American Indian “Just the other day grandma said: mistake, be checked early unless some constts out help. 66] Do know how long L can never ask about your own child!” sald Princess, Woof! Woof! “"n lest than twenty years a ‘This idea is probably founded on tutional condition exists, * “Thirteenth Month—Creeps; says | stand those Fergusons who Mrs. Jarr, peevishly. “And yet our And with the story goes the prophecy woman will be President of the the fact that eczema may result from © = = ‘papa’ and ‘mamma;’ understands have recently moved into the litte Emma fell down a whole Might, iat woman—especially the American United States. Women will be Gov- some digestive trouble which, when | and only that she landed right on to} eome spoken words. fut above us," remarked Mrs. Jarr of the Ferguson child, whe is « fer woman—will be the stronger sox in the “Fourteenth Month—-Can walk with- plaintively when Mr. Jarr came home thing, so awkward she can't get out near future. out support. the other evening. f her own way, our Emma might princess Wa Wa Chaw, who says \ have been badly injured! “Fifteenth Month—Laughs, smiles, “ut they have only been our up- YS Leer opeay int! ted the other he is 4 descendant of the Mission sa kiss by reaw y Sixteenth Month. stairs neighbors for a couple of little g downstairs"—— Mr, Jarr tribe located in the lower part of ay cules weeks, and they seem a quiet family," begun. i fornia, and makes her living lecturing eventecnth to Nineteenth Month — ventured Mr Jarr here you go." Mrs. Jarr in- when the Indian spirits are not giving c terrupted. “That's just the way yu Blows horn; strikes with hand or heir children go to bed ear P " her information about the past, prow foot; waters Howers; washes hands; 44 | always talk"—but at this point Mrs. P rs would too," sald Jarr was interrupted herself by « ent and future, likes nothing better . bs and brushes hair, . *eomwenticth to Twenty-fourth Month Ara ‘Although It's none of Childish shriek from the hallway and than to talk about the “future Ameri- Marks with peneil es hen the sound of @ falling body was ernors, Mayors, Judges ruling corrected, clears up the skin condt- | powers, ‘They will continue to have tion. It is well in all cases of eczema children nd be domestic, but their to give special attention to the entire real interest in life will be In affairs digestive tract, including the mouth, outside the bome. which should be kept sweet and clean wnd ail food properiy masticated. A “Men and women will have @ Uni- simple laxative, which ja at the same form dress, ‘Trousers and 4 tunic @r- time an intestinal antineptic, bas an aungement, doft hats, bobbed hair for extremely beneficial effect upon the Pupeamedts. 407 ” skin, because, of course, if the system | a ee products the shoes will be in v ta tuns alone; falls epee te siaint a 5 Sp nS ah EY 0 wish large comfortable suc, The future in clogged with was blood is bound to be in a very arr, 1 paper; 4 Mrs, Verguson's affairs if our Wille : can woman.” woman will be w brain power and condition, An ideal laxative of ; to music; executes orders with sur 1 . the the}) “and snd then all was. sul she wil) care very little about « 8 calomel and soda he com- { Dstie Locuraai? ikea Wo eing and Ono OM! an out in the ha Tt is tay daring child!" cried Mrs. Yesterday afternoon amidst snow aie Baie le nak Minin eailee tare ga Beat tim . neiiping shing merrily when Jarr, as she ran to the stilrway. and slush and rain her gayly dec ‘Grandma DID say « good deal. Now varving dovos to suit the uge of the ‘“pwenty-fifth to Thirticth Monih— 1am trying to get them to go to bed, |Those fiends of children upstairs oi oy iving room blazed with cheer ll we have to do is to wait and see if patient. | | Distinguishes colors correctly; makes po 1 compl vhen Mrs. Ferguson's P@Ve pushed her dawn the steps bbs nest her prophecies ¢ truc Now in all casos of ecxema this ts : sentences of several words; begins to RO Se. Bre, wrain, and perhaps injured her for in its radiance of orange and greens Lalit ke sed the first requirement—to. cliinb, jump, ask questions, Ndren It down the stairs and jife!" and reds. Beads hung from gus jets, & whole digest tract sweet w a a ty-fifth to Foruieth Month-- bump themselves? Aa she threw.-noen the Gr oa fe from the ceiling, around pictures of Re SS therote tn ) normal | ra ; a pstairs without help; appli “Don't our children full downstairs J4nding, with Mr. Jarr close behind, Shict d atote, 3 : ; eas Nition, uvotdiy ime time pate Ree ee tout ee’ ciaktgess g 7 Dont our children full downstairs Ter oe “meneld her litte daughter “BIS clots” and atolcal squaws, (cue eee RANDOM FACTS. LAG OF SEC aa tae a nealing ATTY cake, patty cake,” words distinctly, but the in 44 bump themselves too?” Mr. Jarr unhurt, giggling in concert with Bright colored blankets were draped imChSs WA WA CHA. 5 paren tect or that are known to disagree, Baker Man, 3 of diulect is apparent: inquired unother little girl of her own age. over walls, chairs, tables and sprawled RANGE hak bemun the anes # it frequently happens that an a k bread ; al proximates "its manner of “Only when they have their roller "This Jw Little Dora Fereusow on the floor, Feathers long and short tion of what will be the nice weeen ana te Bake me some bread as $ 2 oO a f Po " 1 mamma!” eriec tle 3 jarr. “ J oh! so 4 of cours 6 ro ‘s greatest radio sta. 0} ne partie cle of d fi faore aud. more By NRE aT DE tng Skates on, although I tell them not [mel ore ABN in ees Mra lots in rainbow colors stuck out from —Oh! Mo serious. And of course on world’s greatest rad n Of woe parti urtisie of diet. | fine as you can questions until’ the fond parent ig t? Put on their skates till they Ket om of fun. We just pushed the little boy every conceivable corner. A gay lit. 4% to be when Chere are heaps of § tion, capable of transmitting not Aat BUA WiEEeR ovat Make the ingredients pure likely to succumb to psychasthenia, the street, Still, it's none of Mrs, who lives next door down the stairs, tie canary chirped merrily from ity SPifits living right in one’s Mat along § 24,000 words an hour and recely sc, without Immediately suffer: | ech ba nov ,,Prematurely to senile de- yorguson's business, althouh she 4nd he went bump, bump, BUMP! coge at the window while a brown With the canary and tho bull dog and 9 ing and deciphering 60,000 Lie Worn eabeme. In Some DEH OF See) d Bond th < mentia aati And now he's run home to te is <omh OWN overything. . , oni othe " t i y . >, Be—"Paychasthonia” isa nervous d¢sn't seem to whether our jnother!" and white bull dog with 4 black patch °Yerything A species of t maniota ¢orner (Tt nome without sabing. ttlat And list them ani nd them disease, of which the leading symptom children are hurt or not. Yet she “That was very naughty!" saia over his eye sniffed about the room Pho spirit of my grandmother on § plant, growing prolific Ta avaltiag with your guarantee. is strange feeling us to the reality of all things. “The parent,” concludes Dr. Huber, “by comparing this schedule of the Stirs ar complains that our littl Emma Mrs. Jarr. “And you children should and barked occasionally when the MY fither's side,” pall Princess Wa 9 ftaly, has been found to Another precaution to observe ts | ushed her little Jor be both punished, and you will be wy (ria! became 10: 4 one pet eubsect.” a fibre stronger than hemp and @ not to apply wuter to the éexematous | A 13 ¢ Josephine down the pinished!” Come on in and keep “fidian spirita” became too numer- n° ye a mo fine as flax, for cord. @ Surface while under treatment. | hurt her, although her Jo- very quiet, in case the little hoya OUS: lage a simple applica | umost & ordinary, the average child's develop- sephine isa year older thanour Emma mother comes over to demand you niaad aber 3 “The American woman, Grandma age and textiles powder, such as tale ment with that of his or her own will, aud @ big girl for her age besides! both be punished, and you will be hi bi habe mihe ‘ yilah r OUe com that in the next twenty years In some parta of India silk is eh, with some oxide | of course, find the latter far the more And yet the way that Ferguson child push each ot or the neighbors’ Ca#iDs a short blue serge skirt and feiss, if tat qoeai hall ocosaial ctv aie tae a 1 per cent of boric acid oF advanced, And yet, if there are shrieked one would have thought she children down the stairs any more, @2 Oranye middy blouse, Her throat WomMin will be tho ‘stronger sex mas wae tbe & MaliesHe acid often repeated will an- definite Sepatiores Coes she BOr7eBh Wee leg ee | T'll give you each a nive cake with waw well covered with beads and her ‘And men will be the ones to Q Species of moth, which aa M2 swer the purpose and quickly effect al ms tO se) \c ions, ideatio: as the Ii Ferguson girl hurt telng on it.” ' ake bite cas ivalarving. r reeled like the usual silk worm 2 eure, If there should be some oozing | speech, it would be well to draw much tbat he screamed so?” Mr. Jarr And Mr. Jarr went down town “f™4 fllttered with shiny chain blush and have crying fits and t roduct, but 1 spun Uke silk Q the powder will form a.kind ot baste jane to the family doctor's attention, wondering whether moral duplicity Bracelets, + waite uf bakey ali diy tis diaticat? 1B DN and protect the akin, right development may be #e- t's night, be worried about wasn't the t way to improve the She ia young and pretty and speaks unkedy waste / If the dry poviler does j epedi A other children faliing downstairs wand conduct of young after ull, exoallent Moglish, but abe lu serious “Ob, Bo, pot Lhal Gragdma says relieve the * ‘pila. itn i iastanltcharaatn seventnbil ids idiecli teeta el icy taints) _————_ ar wor orhiner