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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1921 Would Be New York’s Mayor Under Christ eames eet err Voliva Says He Could Then Save Gothanr Can Y ou Beat It! 2 + General Overseer of Zion City Summarizes the Re- | | ae WIFE") forms He Would Work Here—His Missionaries Rs No LUCK to Precede Him—Big Times Coming. (RAISING | By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. (Spectal Staff Correspondent of The Evening World.) ION CITY, Ui, Feb. .16.—"How would you save New York—ir you could?’ I asked Wilbur Glenn Voliva, General Overseer of the Chris- tian Catholic Apostolic Chureh ip Zion and Alexander Dowte's suc- cessor at Zion City. ‘This is what he would do if, in his own phrase, “| were Mayor of New York, under Christ: $ WILBUR ish tobacco in every form— GLENN igarette, the cigar, the pipe, the plug. Throw all the medicine into the Atlantic Ocean. Cl the drug stores, farbid og tn to practise. ry h all the nude statuary in the art museums, and burn can- vases depicting the nude. * Remove all fiction from the WHY DOESN'T SHE WRITE To THE GIOVERNNENT DEPT OF AGRICULTURE WASHIN Daas Sure !THe ) CTOVERNNENT WILL TELL You How RAISE CHICKENS ¢ eae Copyright, 102i. bp the Prom Pubilahing Oo. (The Now zs year’s six best sellers are brown su copper coils, malt and hops, but the are still feed. toy ich to the hookwerms. Despité tht prevalence of pre- scriptions and.the consequent white paper We still have the ix best sellers in literature, The following of the Eng- lish tongue are presented, excluding, of course, O® Shaviss: THE “CONGRESSIONAL RECORD. A book of tree verse, blank 4 thought aid free advertising. A story of the four wid and the [eeves-tor print thet they “blow. The plot concerns the wanderings & two wild \ aninals, the Spread Wagle and, the Bull, who start atPage 1 and on the f final page land safely at the spot they started from, without proving a thing except there's 4 paper shortage. A great book lor pressing four- s leat clovers. Should be in every wastebasket. i _ THE TELOPHONE BOOK. A volume of adventare, P; {rer this bodk frequently quoted by mad people, The plot ip subo: on | the characters. It Is, however, a volume certain to sr0use the padplomt and throw one into 4 Mt. The Central character, who fs not m -J in the book, but always lurks in the background, is a mysterious that frequently disappears for long intervals and is not heard from fe~ atill longer periods, A half hour of “The Telephone Book" gives all - sensations of Dante's “Inferno.” Mdition limited to subsoriters, THE SHEARS-SAWBUCK CATALOGUE. A profusely tliuetwated) novel of contemporary life, with price quotations by ¢he aiithor. Babk/ lovers whose interest has been captured by the Gilt-Edge ‘Trading-Stamp Book and the Cigar Cottpon Quarterly cannot afford to mis this volume, It is to mail-order clothing fanciers what the Thesaurus 1% to prominent | authors, Tho book is affectionately dedicated to A. 8S. Burleson. 4 THE HOME BREWING GUIDE. Published by the Frisky Dynamite c Corporation and now in fts eighteenth large printi A sequel onteled =| “Antidotes, or What to Do Till the Doctor Arrives,” by the same author, } : is now on ealo, ‘This is a book of action. Before the and Of the openimg =| chapter, the plot not only thickens, but freatntly explodes. There is \ bd * new sensation on every page, which often leaves the reader in suspense or 4 on tho dangerous list at the very least. Raisin, the here oft IT'S ONE RAISED ACCORDING TO THE GOVERNNENT PRESCRIPTION | \WHAT A | FUNNY \ (CHICKEN ) SuRE! WHEN THE ADMINISTRATION IS DEMOCRATIC ~ / SURE ! WHEN THE | ADMINISTRATION \tS REPUBLICAN hve public libraries, except such Stories as inculcate a moral lee- son through the depiction of char- actor. Enforce th: ance of the Sabbath. Abolish all .sccret societies. Enforce Prohibition. boo on pork and oysters @s arti of diet. Close the theatres and the moy- ing Bins houses. _ Forbid dancing and card play- strictest observ- purifying and clevating.” ‘But what are your ideas about proper dress?" 1 persisted, “I believe that a ‘woman's form should be covered,” Voliva informed me, “ust the other day 1 was look- ing at some pictures of the girls in my graduating class, back in ‘98, and thinking how different were their stindards In dress from what prevail widely to-day, Here in Zion City th women themselves have made an or- dinance governing thelr clothes, The | REPUBLICAN | CHICKENS) \ THEY TELL You How S\TO RAISE 7 always on the scene, dropping in here ahd there and forever (he Fighteenth Amendment. Leading critics, have asserted thal Retsin da the greatest character of literature since the days of Nick Juson Whiffletree, reviewer of the Peru, Ind., North Am “atter, reading your volume I will nover read another. I if ‘THE DICTIONARY. A wordy narrative that covers the A to Z. A volume that is not for children under wixteén, unless hey carry a heavy load without letting it fall to the floor. J HOW TO-RPMOVE WRINKLES OVER NIGHT. A sex novelfor the feminine trade. A book that contains a massage on every page, foots ing, 4 ifs sk ti must not be more than seven notes by a cliropodist. A volume overlooked by Dr. Eliot, but ind gambling. inches from the ground, the waist r icks, rou, row Hush jazz mu only just a little way below. the of a place on any shelf tat contains lpetick: Pissed nel Make swearing and vulgarity throai, the sleeves to here,” and Contains special chapters on crow’s fect, by sheiepaee °993 punishable cri Reform en's dress, and de- up. the husband to be the head of the house. Turn New York into another Zion City. Ju jike—that! 1 was talking with the General Voliva laid a plump finger on his own wrist. “THey SHOULD be to here,” he re- iterated, ‘but if the girls wear them only to here’—the fi moved to @ point four inches above the wr! “why,” @nagnanimously), “I don eay anything!” Voliva also believes that if you TAE. BY Roy lL. MY CaRDELL ARR FAMILY ¢ 9 them now, but if yolk think buying FABLES #7inePAIR 9 machine naturalist; on the electric treatment, by Thongs Edison, @ on “How to Get Now Wrinkles,” by Heary Ford, mi’ = eee it in the sun it SHOP LDN'T rae ip 4 "i Dreeese ia ie Srivato office in So" slightly to amend the bin Joke on Comat et. ty spending it:" Mr, Jarr declared conyrin, 108. ty oe Prom Publeeine O%. “De you Draw her into Nature's Lap? Who believes in making a “come h sapere a of & tranaparent costumes. A me shirts for next summer will Al need any more books, Vt Now York Breaing World) ri d catalogue of her panion” of a daughter—instead of perfect Zion City Sunday, dyed an ‘T4 “cs Li, some f the Wish your tite with joy, why shoot!" as for canaries, ACK“AND JILL Do you keep a car b unadulterated blue. After a sermon “Overseer said in one of his ser- prices are coming down “ he way you al and gold fish never : y, Emotional Stimuli? making lover and friend of a hus lasting three hours he hadn't turned ™ons,’’a pretty young Zion thing toid “One Were the Happy Young Couple. % hair, and received me in high good me with obvious hero worship, “that » said Mrs, Jarr, as she said Mrs. dary sadly “Are you making her your Closest band: é ie t ntted palms,” said Mra. Jarr with « T " pe “ tumor, his short, solid body tucked f women want to show their corset looked up from the newspape Ba: epee ety a Pee ms : They lived and ivved ina suburh, Te ae In “chumming” with a son ead gouaiy into his arm chair, a chalieng- sore oer, ought to hang them ou! “Here's a sale of men’s shirts, three a now hat and new shoes and new | was only joking.” said Mr, Danced at the Country Club, hi ton Seok of with a wife; eB fer tlesrer hoa gail ara, Wille’ We ace on thin datiogtie puke SOURE Guailtysitor. two \eollAte and: erery Re TNs ers von ang: Bolhe EAe He SHIRE: FO TREE eee eee eee ‘The Federated Fathers were after The great American fallacy, coming to New York, where two ‘of Jet, should Ike topoint out to whom Owens Till cule 1 suppose 1 jae Liked the same shows, ey ‘The makeshift American marriagel Jour disciples . it may concern in Zion City that dur- Were the shirts you used to “Get something for yourself, or get onthe eee 1» And ran away for week-end ber . . = sionary eM nve Deen: doing tald- i) omy poctolowical investigations ef ture the war for two dollars’o » ‘the shirts, or go buy @ hand~ T won't do it, just for that vaesce “What are you Telling Your Boy? One day ; “I will go to New York, if God Zion stores 1 found exposd for sale 6) gon't need any shirt hives of the Bulnis' Kitchenware fér this house and vou Fears} eg they demanded. John jr, took a job in the Philippines, eo A arg hair aR ar Macnetsta tite ot ues other diy id teh or Aw DOWE of! Hen aaa ie ting Para Keven after they bad been married you giving bim One hour every Jill the Second married and went to ol J go! But many others a fu! ew ¢ . ra De of had struc 1 prices of a drive MVE YE. 3! 74 roust me; missionaries to ais- chiffon, as well as the sort of lingerio Jar en, or, anything, so long 4s household wares, and the prices were wINS TEARS day, and Half the Day on Sunday? Kansas. tribute Leaves Of Healing and pre. one buys to woar underneath such You only got iwi , You happy to save money. by ‘Then they acquired John jr., pare the hearts of the people, busi- dlou: I don’t want to sturt a scan “Have you confided to him what you And in the house they leftta lonely ows what you paid for then —_—— -- — Scriaees And, after a suitable interval, 5 nese agents to make ail preliminary dal or anything, but 1 feci that it iy RAG'S, NONE PON PANN Mol Ct . eo gece aze Pulling Down every week, _man and woman arrangements, to obtain an audi- important to Fuce the Facts. . . Pie CE l R ht f W 6 Becond, And how many Liberty Bonds repose Gazed each at the other with em torium, to establish headquarters. would denounce every form of buyers’ sirihe, willl the rest © qua tg Ss or 0 Who, for the first years of their sea bast tranged even ond (houses ‘Everything must be provided for in Sl the General Overseer was going world, £ ome mn past and 4 existence, in your safety box ve i advance so that I have only to step on. His voice always capitalizes that J “What Ideals are you imprinting “How can 1 live without my ehib trom the train to the auditorium platform. "Then"-the resonant, really beauti- tal voice of the leader of Zion took ona deeper note, the bulldog jaw get—“then I sould go after SIN, and I would handle it without gloves! “IT would brand the ministers of New York for what they are—a lot of sissies, of about as much use in the pulpit as an old woman In her dotage. I would denounce the minis- ler who accepts a salary, who sells his service to the Lord. and does not if faith that the Lord will pro- vide.” At this point I yearned to ask the General Overseer just how he pre- yailed- upon himself to accept the monthly salary of $2 told me he was re eiving. But 1 0 Zionists had, word and he shuts bis teetn on it as @ dog snaps at @ particularly tooth- some morsel. “The dancing, the theatre going, the wearily, “But I'll bet those sbiris ure moving pictures, the gambling, the 44 ’ Sunday, amusements and games—I would give no quarter to any of these practices. Especially 1 would adyo- cate a strict observance of the sab- bath’ “Yes, we've heard about the Blue Sunday im the East,” 1 was guilty of Interrupting. “And we HAVE it in Zion City” triumphantly pointed out the Pooh- Bah of that community “You have," I agreed from a full heart "What would you do to our art museums and libraries if you had power to act as well as denounce?" “Close them on Sunday," he retorted ‘sisted, “If they are as advertised I battles aguin “Suit yourself,” remarked Mr, Ja¢e wrest gr inte brn Reaches the Theatre Seat 50d.” “Phe advertisement says the of the best quality,” Mi g to got you a half a ure the family finances” am s “How “Ww mn and have them held for me till nex mn 4 small deposic week, when they’ can bi (. Q. .D. for balance due on them. You'll need those shirts next sum ‘What's the use getting me shiria 1f men havea place for their erine Babbitt dem- onstrating the new clothes and pack- age basket designed to do away with the Just Naturally required close attention. The time came, however, When both infants went to school, Sunday school, dancing school and supervised playgrounds, You would bave thought~—or I would— That poor dear Jack and Jill might, now be something besides with a Since, after all, they had their own live® and loves, as the ehbildren would have theirs—later on. But the Mobilized Mothers pounced pital “P;” Parents! upon bis Sensitive Mind?” dren?” Jeck and Jill, being conscientious For their clasped hands had dopped. young ¢reatyres, long ago, Fell for it all. When they tried to climb thevunseal+ They were. prize specimens of the able wall Professional Parent, Between the generation: Prize Contest For Salaried Women didn't want the interview to end at promptly. “And censor them before for next, summer till next summer?” necesmity of milady on Jill, this polnt, so I remained silent while allowing them to remain open at ans. Mr. Jar? onquired . ary sh me Gaunt as eae Conducted by the Jack Dempsey of sin-walopers time, I visited your great Art Museum — "Why, to sive mo of course, checking her wraps “Are you watching,” they demanded, continued. the last time I was in the city, Many rep dare. he adyertiac “the ywering 0! ters ¢ y N I ES “Tobacco!” he exclaimed, with vin. Wonderful things are there, but Ido ment says it 13 the opportunity of Wlowsring of your dang THE BANK OF ITED STA dictive emphasis here isn't a neaner, viler form of gin in the world han the use of tobacco in any form. 1 would pregech against all of it’in Now York. T have no respect for the man who smokes a cigarette; { have no respect for the woman who smokes a elgarette—not a particle! The first not appro nude in any form of art, T ve a good lib y of my awn, but most novels are to the mind what alcohol is to the body." Before we leave this top! like to remark that I discovered a copy of the “Poems” of Edgar Allan Poe in the book department of Zion a ‘0 buy shirts for a lifetime?” nbled Mr. Jarr, “And we may all ad neat wi grum tu give m Jarr, "5 eed sh. Individuality? “Do you Guide her Reading? ODD INVENTIONS. Ladies’ Department For the three best essays on ‘* How I Earn My Salary m 4 O thin is the material with Seeman ney ares « in Stores. And if some of those verses have the money to buy them th oman I ever saw smoking was in Gre not to be listed among the mind's haven't the. money to which a four-feet high and What My Salary \ member how’ she gat there, before « Oat exquisitely intoxicating stimu: =———— — tent tnvented Je Mnginnd Earns for Me.” . \ roomful of people, handling her ’ciga- "Bpeaki & of alcohol, taitace if you Our iniquity just didn’t bear thinking ig made that it can be folded > vette like a degenerate boy—a most ‘ charge you could even enforce ; ied in @ coat pooket, “A spenet were in charge you could even enfore ee risa and carr! ee ee eae nic nat June, he eeotibition in New York,” I observed j low okt le the pole also folding and sor Three Prizes in Gold Contest Closes ? F Nobody eise co y added, "when I went Bust on a va iquid hell fire and damnation is _ "New York is @ part of the modern ing as waiklog stich. ‘ March 1, 1921 vation trip.” ~ we eall liqu he commented Mabylon and us such It 4 doomed t Isat Prize pes i “And what did you think of the succincily. per © admitted. “The most | An automatic switch has is P women's clothes?” | asked By the time he had told what he could hope ter would be to save som Dies dike Cuea hat Cosas an an ad : V sed salaried Pr aera! “Worse than Sodom and Gomor- would do to. the doc and drug Be yee ew Bey vere Hie light at a desi tai ise hae. ’ rahi” he exclaimed “But ft don't stores; how he would pour all the suints—net many, “but # Gutomobiles Vent at & dealge contain from ay ook at them,” he quiokly amended. drugs into the ocean “uniesa I had few = nated time irrespective of the a don't bave id Joa ot sheninal cam pity on ane poor fish," and Jow be . Let's be content with them, all of presence of the ove of @ ies" ways dook «tthe ‘eky. ng ago would inform the Ne oman sinnon as 5 cy, Sarat pepeencinerst Oy 8 AR bo eter PAA ay TO RM a “es car. pas. Gee} aes ans 6- er