The evening world. Newspaper, January 12, 1921, Page 28

WH celal It All Depends Who’s Drivir JOE’S CAR 1 About Plays and Players "alabama ac “TW DAWGONNE FATHEAD A GUY WHO DRWES LIKE “THaT| -) VNEVER CAME, “THAT NEAR HE WAS Mab, PLE B BIDE DUDLEY COUPLA INCHES MORE AN 1'D/ |] OUGHTA HAVE HIS LICENSE “TakEN | | “TO HITTING ANYBODY —— say! BET HE suRE ‘ ’ OF LOST A WIND LEG! AWAY FROM HIM! HE OUGHTA BE ieaeen 1 wus’ Missed f CUSSED ME Good!}- : oa A GEE, THAT WAS FUNNY! , RTHUR HaMMERSTHIN has signed a contrs: with Otto © Harbach and Rudolf Friml ( By Way of Diversion ) Mestré. Harbach and rim! | ‘An operetta to be known é I've got a mother that's a opm Time,” It will be produce peach, he's pretty on’ ene’e March 1, with a cast headed by ‘Alder, who ls to be under the *weet. An’ when it comes to be- tein management for a term Ree ee uarts. iiacbagn — (™' nice she simply can't be beat, Frimt who gav: x. Hammer- 'Course, I don't tell her all these . see, but on the square, they ain't no girl that looks as good to me, | 1 used so think I had a crush on It js made up of L Lawrence little Mary Khay. To me she and Will §, Friedlander, was the sweetest girl that ever win eat i gee od ant come my way. But lately ve has already accepted tWo plays, decided that my mother's twict St ete geil be placed In re- ag yair, While I got Mom I'll m A NEW FIRM. _ New York now has a new producing THE BIG LITTLE FA j to? | a : want no*pirls. For them I'lt | MISS GEORGE HAS PLANS. never care. My mother’s cheeks Han! HA! fa | { {Grace George announces she will ain't very red; her hair is get- ANOTHER PodoR ss i } ays for matines : dl ; Rephances. Bessy yoouke pe. tn’ gray. She's wrinkled 'cept- HoLD-uP VICTIM =DID You GET +: ' ming carly in February. ‘The first in’ when she smiles. That drives’ | 7 ie NUMBER THATS WHY \ Will be “The New Morality,” a com- 1 ; ; : ; ' 2 he “The Now Morality Myoung fhe lines away. But atitt, in HE BEAT 7 h dramatist who was killed in spife of all these things, to me war, It was Mr. Chapin who she's jist a queen. I'd married | te Esty Marriage of Coin rie her if I'd been growed when she me was seventcen, IT MADE A DIFFERENCE. Poprank H. Grey, the vomposer of “Lorayne,” and numerous songs, was -oh his way to Bronxville yesterdey | beside a man who had been im | a ing of the hootch. As the train Pe jed out of Waketleld the Inebriated | " : ; nudged Mr. Grey and asked: | SBrouxvite:“reptied the composer, | LATEST PMnepertown’ “crate on the ratl-| MAUGURAL road.” RAG — fats “oordin’ to where you start| “THE frum,” said the other fellow, as ho| DRESSMAKERS Prepared to take a nap. BLUES* maernen LITTLE BLOSSOM. 7 ve oe: ae — : jumner N.- Biossom, agsistant man- AW. You AINT Ho LY wie say, ~ EY. MICKEY — Here S editor of the News, called ur SAVANNAH FEDERAL LADY — wily Ner tole he ys ‘ mats a tent he ald. “Whee!” AGENT SAYS Te MY Hae eke o edriate sey oT al an LaDy’ ve “What you going to name him?” we ONE ORY AGENT You'Re LONLY A Kin? S MEDoot know, Haven't consulted IN TWELVE IS A ©) Being married. we understood im: "Jupas® Bem you think’ Orange loons Gal tae ‘Would be pretty, folks? 30 PIE siLveR bia 4 POPE NOW HEAD CHEESE. A ! ed ae ead pitadeni eeonennge ~~ Cheese Club. Heretofore he has| CHICAGO SUGGESTS, Re Ol : i n merely a hole in the cheese. |. Putting’ DARK 4=—— S , faro’d Conway has been made First = : President: Harry . Hershfios GLASSES On J : Nj RS Ti Vice ended | TEMPERAMENTAL | 4 ; ‘Treasurer; H. FP. Hanaford, BLONDES pa , and William Pine, Record | = ® - senv Keléey Allen has been shelved| HER, WHILE. | Cae ethene Gossir. Delysia is distressed. A his jection, Why? cen You'RE_ADJUSTIN THEM PPP : ! | “Ine Secretary. It looks to us as though | WHO'LL. HOLD VIVIAN THE VAMP . The Lid Is Almost Off! STICK THIS SIGN UB “THAT'S A GOOD SIEN, BY GOLLW,, tv's Cleve 9 ; 2 @ Cin Pree. ce, SOME PLACE OUTSIDE, BOSS. IT HAS ATIRACTED ADVERTGING SuAT gs" ee we ememce wD THE DOOR rs A BIG CROWD ALREA GETS THE BUSINESS 5 — A 4 = , i ) p eer je advertising THis tuo WINTER | BP pe rates Beak, “ster sat ta ting | 7 'S_ REHEARSING ed by Jean Laselle. A COSTLY SUMMER | 500th performance of “Irene” } ral take playe: at the, Vanderbilt, ) PRODUCTION ‘The chorus of “Erminie” will give ENTITLED ICE. eoncert to invited guests at the jel Biltmore Sunday night. “| Gov. MILLER, Knox Orde will have a role in “In| PROCLAIMS eigen ovsee proaucuce: "| “THRIFT WEEK" Bae, 227, fm star and great lover dan. 17 — Keun a ia t te! Dy Hh Seinen. ee outer ansevile| Many STARTED ¥7A(Kty Phe private jperformance of “John | JAN. 13 orne” at the Garrick has been Pnwrnnrreee | med until Jan. 23. @ Passion Flower” \s being done films by Norma Talmadge. In G.K.CHESTERTONS LECTURE ON THE -picture the roie of the daughter aT e THE io Trish writes ve that Wittam UCATED HAS is to enter vaudeville shortly NOTHING ‘To Do her direction. = An early performance of “The Mid- WITH OUR POLICE Frolic” will bé given at the b HEADS Ria i | mun wo SEO 7 a Amaciation, following ite 7 -ANSUAGES | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. i HIMSELF FOR $1,000 — Bae Larne einen” ns ANY A MAN yy iS GI IMS! wore oth conan namea| AWAY IN ONE LANGUAGE TAszie. deau used to call ner “nis| cart,||] MANY Bandits | | dizsie,” we IN THE BRONX — | When he'd ask the sweet miss, WE ALWAYS ‘Por a hug or a kiss, a grin and reply: Bizzie!” SUSPECTED THAT CHICAGO duRY ASSESSES A en arves biel cor ten hours 8 der.) Wan 5B no! He's a motorman.” A MINUTE “Bure! Get ; ; heneter, | | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. 4 { ¥ ' t a te ‘ i FOR KISSING he ; Wi DO YOU A WOMAN % 4 i (Georeais, 1921, by KNOW 2 THAT'S KISSING . Y, | 1, Gucenone ABANK ROLL ao Hew many joare are there in a GOOD NIGHT ? og is daltonism more com- GREENWICH, CONN. POLICE ARE cal 8 6 spat State is Topeka the cap- is the application of dec- metallic designs to a surface called LA wrote “Luck of Roaring it inland eur, lies east of end of Gouth America? ‘ Gov. EDWARDS {ow Ive Got _TO Whe ebgleonden Right ! No : WERS. > AND NO Samnakeen: & Bret tarte; | FUSSY GUESTS 8, Andrew 7 (TT 3