The evening world. Newspaper, January 3, 1921, Page 24

mie omnes 2 ye eee | About Plays By BIDE DUDLEY NEW ‘play by Porter Bmerson Browns, with Central Europe as iG SARDINE. ) folks! Come on, now- ‘Arthur Neale, vaudeville eitting at 4 Junch counter. ‘him is a man weighing ete pounds net. Walter comes jn / Joaded with ‘orders. He forgets ‘i Hy eaks. “That's me,” responds the fat man. 1 RUFFLE, THAT'S THE WORD. Arthur Rosenfeld, the ploture frame tad, in a stickier for the proper use of Emwiieh. The other day a friend, pointing to e girl whose dress just ‘about reached her knees, sald: “She's wome bicirt, eh, Art?” erica roca’ cecit’ dante be vets to esignate a woman any more,” replied ‘Rosenfeld gevercly. “Why not?” "They don't wear skirts. — Their G@reanta havd peen Mbbreviated unti? they're bardly anything more than raffles.” “Well, she's some ruffle, anyway, eb, ant’ : “Wow,” wnid Rosenteld, “I'm willing to agree with you.” sand then he fust looked and looked. MARY'S LAMB I6 DEAD. ,Josuyh B. Hetherton of Flushing fhad an attack of postic fever last «week, and an operation removed the following decidedly frappe rhyme: Mery had a little tamd, Her father killed it dead, Now Mary takes the lamb to school “Between two hunks of bread, ” ¢ UT NOT OVERDRESSED. Phebe, dancer of “The Green- Follies,” was standing in “OH, LADY, LADY! Aborn ts tn rocetpt of a] Pal @hrough the roof of @ house and has understudy. . Ropnders 1921," and Sin he seedy ready or weeks. Until it opens will be dark. “The Battle-Az, our Welleville cor- respondent, sends ua the follow. ing news in rhyme: It mowed awhile on Tuonday might, ‘The around was covered o'er with white, Tt brought bad luck to olf Nate Lows, For Nate, they aay, frose ooe tg tow, Od Grandina Windsor's got the smkes, "Pie wad to ve, of. goodness wakes! ‘Tro town boy bad a fight to-day, About & majden fair and aay. While they Gunged nose she ese by Out walking with another «uy, ‘ Jou Warder's having bolls these days, ‘Poe way he loon would you amaze, ‘Thie town's 2 sloowy bunch of shad, So loug, olf thmer—WATOLE AX, == FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Drunk (seeing @ man carrying a grandfather's clook)—Lomme you, Mister. Man—All right, get busy! Drunk (half an hour later)—@hay, Mister, why don’t you carry a watch? News Cinnees New Years STOCK MARKET A3 QUOTED TODAY —_ HEADS. —-——— DuLL HEADACHE Pitts —ACTivE CRACKED ICE —— PREFFERRED DIGESTION -——— INACTIVE APPETITE —— WEAK EYES CLOSED EARLY NERVES ——— REACTIONARY AMBITION —— BELOW PAR RESOLUTIONS: HIGH BANK ROLL ~— Low eC em, FORD AllTO PLANT ‘To STAY SHUT INDEFINITELY — FORD JOKES WILL’ CONTINUE. MAN ARRESTEI SPANKING RROTS, PROBABLY ig WAS INSPIRED BY A FEW NEW Year “s ° SWALLOWS’ HYLAN GETS LOWEST ‘TERMS FOR SCHOOL. BOARD — LowesT TERMS FOR NEW SE ARE UNSPEAKABLE D'ANNUNZIO, DESPONDENT, SAip To BE ON WAY ‘TO PARIS— PARIS, FRANCE OR PARIS GREEN ? ~_—_— SILK MEN GivE 10,000 To /GANGSTER UPLIFT UND —= LADIES ARE GIVING MucH UPLIFT "To THE SILKS ‘THESE DAYS Leaman M) BALTIMORE. BUSINESS MAN si} PREDICTS BUYING Gosaip. “Erminie” eurtain at the Park 8.10 ‘to-night sure, Roland Young is now starred in ‘“Rollo's Wild Oat.” + we ipR SANE! Gambo! at Clinton Prison iM eld to-morrow night. Get ‘ Rapvae Julian Pollak is preparing a one-act comic opera called “Hobby in Dis- Barney Ward, recently of “Flo Flo,” ‘back into vaudeville and talk Jacob Silbert, Yiddieh actor, has re- turned! from’ nine months’ tour of Burope. Max Marcin will produce "Three Ghosts" in London. He has ar- ranged for a theatre. * Maurice Brown will dasist Margaret im the production of “The “Mike Laly Bett" now bus an entire new third act. In it Lulu gets mar- ried. It makes Miss Lulu Better. The scenic artists will have their Pgs ge at ee gt on Marvh soenic actists, by the way, g own band. H. H. Séhute all instraments, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. e T figured it out that if ler stopped to’ fiebt it dog that barked at iim he would ‘ever get his mai] de- “Divered—Henry L, Doherty. REVIVAL —— *WHAT'LL You HAVE GENTS"? poe eer ener FEDERAL RESERVE ANK OF NEW YORK : ARNED 210% PER CENT IN 1920 *. SOME WILL EVEN BLAME THAT ON THE ADMINISTRATION MANY NEW YEAR QI! RESOLUTIONS \ ‘e) WENT BY THE Board Like SNowBaLLs ( . INA FIRELESS = 4 4 COOKER ~~ PPAR aie Ces =] LADIES OF PARIS SMOKING CIGARETTES TINTED SAME COLOR AS. THEIR GOWNS | —— MOST OF OUR sAMe GIRLS ARE MATCHLESS AMAA Nada COLLEGE FRATERNITIES To HOLD ALL. FUTURE: ConVENTIONS IN HAVANA OR and Plipars ] help “TH Wer” Witt BE PLEASED “OS KNOW “THAT T've | 46! oF ALL THE > { BAD HABITS YoU HAVE “B SWEAR OFF OF —‘You HAVE To Pick’ OUT SMOKING =u SELFISH "SAP"! WIFE WHEN THE Boss AINT ON A RUMOR \S LIKE A Kiss CAUSE IT GOES From MOUTH To MOUTH MANY WIVES ARE PLAYING BRIDGET INSTEAD OF BRIDGE THESE DAYS NONSENSE IS THE SENSE THAT DIFFERS FROM YOUR OWN NEVER JUDGE THE SIZE OF A HAN’S FEET BY THE SOCKS HIS WIFE KNITS vase FoR Him - eG, ;BEAUTY OF BEING A HOLD UP MAN Is. THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T FIGURE YOUR INCOME TAX REPORT ‘Do Your "New YEARS RESOLUTION. BREAKING EARLY psy HUSBAND OVER AGAIN BY HDITH JOHNSON e Instalment No. 46. at foo could well affor OUT OF THE.PAST, HE CAME. | govern! wooks following that even- oO the morning after Hugh's! ing, Hagh, I noticed, was growing beautiful birthday dinner for| more ‘and more nervous, more and me L-Almost regretted it, be-| more distracted, though he had very cause 1 realized that he had|ittle to say, Although he was giv- “bplurged.” The dinner Itself, the}!me me plenty of money for our run- |flowera for the table, the corsage{ ning expenses, he cautioned me sev- bouguets for Mra. Emmett Sheridan | eral times about buying non-ossen- _ and ane, to say nothing of the churm.! thls. eet er ae aie ing pin Hugh had given me, eget bim,| in my sagermess 0° help bie | 1 knew, a good deal more than he WASSAMATTER? Dw A TRY T? caTeH- He DRay ? HERE MIKE, T MOULD N'T BO HAT AROUND THE It May Brighten His Last Hours! "S| AND < NEED MoRE “CIGAR pL Ae To Ger THAT BEAUTIFUL “ELooR LAMP'! on-T CAUGHT ( IT ALL “RIGHT — TLt Go wird You AS A WITNESS — I ATe IN THAT PLACE Too! ) ] through this difficult period of his) ered that making $1 do the work of |understood. I knew, of course, that career, Iwas spending hours study-|tWo or three was a not uninteresting |Hugh was working under a tre- ing books on. home economics, on did not require the use of expensive | a supplies, If mother could only se me making @ cake, and a good one| too, without eggs, milk or butter, st would not belleve her own eyes. Hugh always wanted orange mar-, * malade for his toast at breakfast, and I learned to make a delicious but in- expensive kind, with carrots « base, While I did not go into with Hugh about my new economic devices, he did notice that the bills were less. By every means that 1 could fhink of I tried to convince Hugh that I wanted to be his real partner in marriage and success, and despite the fact that I had been slow in grasping the principies. of eco- nomic management, | felt that 1 was making some headway wiih them, Somewhat to my surprise, I discov~ ame All during the spring I had not|mighty importance to claim him, budgeting Incomes, on recipes that| purchased a single new hat, Mother, |I dig want him to make a fuss « t my last} me &nd ‘tell me what a good wi y were | Was, prett s, for Lad worn them | tried to talk to him about our affains| Hugh, engrossed, in his work, forgot 1u here flowersor a ribbon had faded, I re- ed it, and 1 could make them @ very well, as they were new to | quest, had sent s to me T ourting me, | my friends in the West. to buy any sappointm |forty to help him, that he would de | paragon of wive co | land uh Pi talk omething ela | There were moi ted by my husband, My dresses’) my own résources for entertainment, » put through the same process, ‘or a. few -accessories I }and there was many an evening when new things, t was that Hugh took so Httle notice of my ef- I had expected that he would praise me_ heartily, re me to be the|he explained to me, it involved a silence or ij ents when I In- {dulged in orgies Of self-pity, in think- ing about how jittie £ was appreci- bow little I wag been coming for Six-thirty cama, then 7 o’cteck. I was hungry and tired and dispirited, | mendous strain, that We had thi f} 90 I sat own to the table aud ate et|dinner alone, With a sinking heart, {I refle upon what a lonely life |I led, how I was left to imagme al But half of the time when 1| sorts of dreadful potentialities, while and I thought he was listening to me, | all about me, he would answer with some utterly irrelevant remark. , More and more, I was thrown upon It was after 8 o'clock, and I was trying to decide how I would spend a cheerless evening. Restleagly,’ I wandered from room to room listeb~ Hugh hurried away in the morning | ing for what, I did not know. Then, out o¢ the atiliness, a del rang sharply. Ther phe dinner, and thete were times when| must have forgotton Ba kay has he was out until after midnight. He| ning to the door I threw it open, and some of his associates, were| ‘Then in the doorway stood no forming @ big stock company, and, as| Hugh, but—Basil Harrington—my old friend Basil, who was so gorgeous; human, 80 ‘splendidly alive that [t he did not 60 much as return for tremendous amount of detail work. :| When he dtd come home he agpeared | seemed as if something electric sud to be #o°tired and distracted that I was very careful about what I satd to hin “You= Basil?” I gasped. One evening about 5 o'clock. he tele- “Yeu, aren't you going to honed at Re would be howe for Its | aek m ‘ inner past 6 not (To Be Continued To-morrow.) several ‘Moorciee, WO, by the Belk Ayadtente, Inn) denly bad been added to my envirent ment. ‘