The evening world. Newspaper, December 31, 1920, Page 12

COMIC PAGE “RIDAY, DECEMBE: 31 1920 YEH — “wire DECIDES SHE'D ee Joe = tLe al A ‘Cawdi 108. Pome Pobaning Co (OY, Henning Word) About Plays and Players || = By BIDE DUDLEY SYEW- Nuc apmet was KINDA LL Like A ROLLS- ROYCE ~ AN’ WHEN 3 = = Be wee SOUR WHEN 1 MET YoU YEsTeRDAY — COMPROMISE PROPOSITION LTOLD HER TH'PRICE SHE You ¢ ' ou CAN 3S! Ge Th COMPROMISES BY SELECTING TH! SATISFY WER hal mt {BORGE, M, COHAN has no use | - BYT L HAD Good REASON “fo BE! for rest and quiet. He is an- By Way of Diversion. a = nounoing four new productions om) ‘Detides “Love and Learn,” now on) Bours and which will be brought to Rew York soon, and to each of these Shows he will give his personal at- i tention. At the same time he will eontiztie here the three attractions he _ Bow has on Broadway. The four new © ones are an American drama by ‘Augustus Thomas, a comedy-farce by Mrs, Cohan himself, a musical Play by Otto Harbach and Louis A. Hirech and a farce by Jose Ruben. -A special “Mary” company will open at the George M. Cohan Grand Opera | House, Chicago, on Jan. 31. In addi~ Sion to all this he has to walk up two fights of stairs at his new head- wmatters because his pint size cleva~ ‘ter w4n't fanction. GETS DAVIS THEATRES. “whe Chicago theatres of the late Will J, Davis have passed into the hands ot A. L. Erlanger, who is now in complete control of the Powers, Plackstone, Iiinols and Colonial. Mr, Brianger also controls the Olympic, ‘Chicago. TO STAR ARBUCKLE. Lee Shubert will star Maciyn Ar- - buckle in a new play hon 3 season, In the meantime Mr. Arbubkle will act, fa “Io the Night Watch.” SPLICED. William Parsons, musical director Margaret Anglin at the Frazee he re, is now the husband of Edna ‘of St, Louis, They were mar- us Wednesday. He met her in St. is last Summa—that ix, summer, HOW ORY THEY'LL BE! After the show to-night at the Cen- “tury alt the players In “Mecca” who mised to go on the water wagon ra year will be given rides on @ ; camel, Will A. Page will be a guest ‘passenger. A CUNNING SOUVENIR. Arthur Hammerstein will give the cusiomers at “Tickle Me” to-night hhootch testers as souvenirs. Mhey are teed to show which brands are Geadly and which dead-drunkly. AMATEURS TO ACT. ‘The Bergen Players will produce rgen Lyceum, Jersey City, “A Regular Cop,” “Double- a” and “Carnival Da: t UNDERHILL SCORES. ‘Duncan R. Underhill of Newark has "gent us a whale of & poem, Look: Little gin Went up the hill, But soon she hastened back, Bhe wanted to 90 To @ movie show, But didn’t Rave the jack. BELLE BAKER,A MOTHER. * Perhaps you've missed Belle Baker lately, Ye vaudeville fans! The rea- son ig contained In a bit of news that out yesterday when Maurice < professional manager for _ the Waterson, Bertin and Snyder (Mu- y, announced that his Mies Baker, and Maurice jr. doing well at the Stern Sani- Don't ask Pop Abrahams to 4 for a while unless you an stand blue notes. His mind is _ghecked at the sanitarium. TWO STARS. 4 ogens » now calls Marilyan paeaee igeuse” of musical : y. Somebody told him recently ‘Unat Betelgeuse is the big star of the heavens and—well, he owns “Sally,” “Fumy about that Betelgeuse ae said Mr, Ziegfeld last night, , n't believe there was such a “star until 1 jooked it up in the trigo- IT WAS DISHEARTENED. ightis it at 534 Street and Broadway “recently until she went on tour with “Her Family ‘Tree.” “| guess the poor building heard | coming back to town,” said Miss neer, goes in Fritz Leber Will offer “Julius Cac- pur’ wt the Lexington to-night, John Golden announces the one- thousandth performance of Frank Bacon in “Lightnin'” at the Gaiety to-night. TH Kardon Stock Exchange ban- etbal! team wants « match with some actors, Address Sol, Greenberg, Xv. #2 Broadway | The dancing will last all night to- pichi at the Terrace Garden Danc Palace and there will be noisemakers nd special exMbitions. ‘To-morrow #fternoon the dancing will begin at 21S v'clock and the ladies will be| ) given worth-while souvenirs, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ° Oscar See of Wellsville writes us he bas @ phonograph attachmen: on his) euto that warns him when he hits weventy miles an hour, [ft plays “Nearer, My God, to Thee.” FOOLISHMENT. irs, Murphy had a goat. She tied H in the street; Fit woke the rope at once ond) &STOCKING CELLARS. ay, ai i bumped A copper on his beat, at © Phe cop arrested Mra, M., Who said he wos a dub; | ‘ie aia He ers for, pon ace,| THe. FAT PLUMP // ; Prehoa've women's cet, | ONES ARE NOT we ‘ | ALWAYS So. 2 We're closing up a hoppy year in Bronevitie, on the Central. Prosperity has brought us cheer in Broncville, on the Central. We've made our farms and ranches pay; our mines have done quite well and say, we've got a dollar laid away in Brone- ville, on the Central, There's gladness in the very air in Brongville, on the Central, And everybody has his share in Bronzville, on the Central. To- night each one his thanks will give straight from his heart, as from a sieve, although it costs like h—1 to live in Broneville, on the Central. Hews Cinpers 100 DRY AGENTS, WSN” On ew vents Se A Goon Time \W22H/ WILL BE HAD fi BY ALL. A. wnrbpnah ALBANY FILLS uP FOR INAUGURAL. —IT USUALLY VANDAL. SLASHES SENATE SEATS —/<ce AND THE PRICE OF CLOTHING SO HIGH \ DECLARES 2 D'ANNUNZIO — Sm), “TREASON TO GARLIC, Seeeuert AND E.H. GARY OF U.§, STEEL PROSPER Says LIES AHEAD oF US —— Don'T Lie Tous JACK DALTON POON CHICAGO MUSIC TEACHERS OFFER Music AS CURE Ee FOR ONE BAR OF THAT WILL Do, \ ALL FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR BUT How "BOUT IT IF THEY MAKE HH® CUPID DISARM 4| Zee = U.S.GRAND JURY Now INDICT THE “SAND RING" — ENGAGEMENT AND MARRIAGE RINGS STILL HOLDING THEIR OWN THE NEAREST (TAKE ) ays SOME WILL GET (fhay To A NEW YEAR ~—~\@, DANCE WILL BE THE BEANERY CODFISH BALL BRINDELL MUST | STAND TRiat in | NEW YORK CitY— | 4\CaN'T Hook FRUIT IN FLORIDA AND | BE TRIED IN ICELAND FEMALE. | To BE RAIDED NEXT/ | SAYS CHICAGO DRY AGENT — ea Z 4 | | y ; ‘i ee IE FAMILY Owade 1 | CALENDERS! 7 Gosamicuty! TL THouGHr NOT =To PLAY PokER. 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