The evening world. Newspaper, December 24, 1920, Page 9

WY Epehity } FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1920 ramer: He Makes Laws for the Bibulous — = Such as— No Kick in Home Mince Pies 6 Plenty if They Are Manufactured ITS THe Yes.) ALWAYS ~@~ Hard Cider if You Are a Farmer . ’ SENTIMENT Put More THE PRESENT TRE : Only Sweet Cider if a City Chap ' FeAl MONEY R PRETTIER | MAKE ® How Would You Like to Be the Federal Prohibition Commissioner ? | * Oo © HTD Kramer Mi He’s got ’em on the list; yes, Hy WWiyp, he’s got ’em on his list. © © © - YES, I'LL GIVE HERI THE GIFT SHE GAVE ME LAST YEAR AND SHE ‘LL GIVE ME THE GIFT | GAVE HER LAST Year nm No, BUT HE HUSBAND OWS HO IKKNOW WHAT Goan Cost. | HAD To ASK WITH HIM IT'S THE SPIRITS YES, SHOPPING WITH FRENCH HEELS IS VERY TIRESOME - MERRY X-NAS By Margu. rite Dean. 1s in the pie-plate— not in the demi- Ceteright, 1920, by the Press Publishing co, 009, You may ent o raisin legally, (Tie New York Prenine Writ) but drinking a-raisin is something HAT does prohibition prohibit? else again Nhat doesn't 46? Another great truth, which lies 7 . \! at the bottom of the Blue Laws for One man knows As old the Bibulous as the cherry used to Omar says—if one may quote that lie in the cooktall—pray pardon these Wettest of ports without being sub- Teminiacent metaphors—is that the ca i farmer is the heir of all ages, the Ject to arrest under the Volstead child of special privilege, the darling Act—"he knows about it all—he of the dry gods. Of all the “Back to mows—he KNOWS!” His name is the Farm” propaganda i have ever = = a a a gr aus bin F. Kranin, who follows the 8% this of Mr. Kramer's is the pase i - TAE JARB FAMIDY frre ° BY Roy iI, .M§CARDELL. « most insidious and should be the A Good Time in U. S. F920 fashion In politicians by coming most successful. With a cider or- from Ohio, His job is F Pro- chard and a vineyard, who wouldn't Wbition Commissioner. He |s censor, Rous inet) Daimevie-Tatent a Palmer's la hef and watch-dog the Eighteenth ruling ia that it Is lawful to make Opera Stories At a Glance Copyright, 1820, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Breming World.) endment rolled into one, He “intoxicating” cider for consumption “ ‘HE Prince of Wales had a i Coprright. 1999. by the Prem Rublishing Oa HEN Mr. Jarr reached home he Berry, “ ‘The ruling passion js strong a Blue ‘or the Bibu- In the home, Kramer has asked (The New York : § kes tho Blue Laws for the Bibu- (the fome. | Mramer hag asked Brening World.) sensed that there were holiday !" death.’ Therefore our mausoleum good time in oid New York. that Is, he signs and takes ree ponsibility f visitors, or at least a visitor, project Isa dead | sure | minim se feet he had such a NO. 10-LEONCAVALLO’S “PAG. Within, Master Willie Jarr opened ‘The great majority of people dwell In Q "onderful time that now all his difference between. the rulings of the thirst-chastening the two men is that the latter says hegulations that come out of Wash- !t is lawful to make “intoxicating” the door for him, and:Master Willie's small apartments tn life. ‘Therefore. brothers—Frinces Albert, Henry a has = abe cider that {s intoxicating, while the Liacct.” J i pe ; Mesto. And here are some of the former saya it ip legul to make snore Neda is the wite of Canio, the lead- face and hands were clean and fair to !n Gur compartment mauscloum, they § Ond Geerge—ere clamoring tur wel ° proces : i intoxicating” clder that Is Intoxl- er of a troupe of travelling actors, and 100k at, Mra, Jarr greeted him In a Pal eee cent oy Py peeees to neeae! nis a ni n ca 1 . ; F toe. wit te heb # you rut aimene ae “And Why,” asks Little Rollo, “ean Plays the leading feminine role. ‘They Cheerful, bustling manner with her ‘The conversation was not particu- $ ron over” Riko wee of D . @rape arbor you may make the man who makes the Nothing CMe to a town on the edge of the Second best house dress on. larly appealing to Mr, Jarr, He de- ne away, Dur- gallons of wine a year—wine with Lixo It mincemeat put in brandy Forest of Montalto, Calabria, where “Guess who'a here?” was her first sired a change in the subject. But he 9 15 Gg) At RECURS Fe eae the kiok of an army mule. while my mamma can't even use Uny the people are cel rating the Feast aeation, Hestaten <n Cg led Me, Berry was mpire the Prince took innumer- f the b y e ante 5 = sure his scheme was a live propo- If you ara a woman and own a orate Ley fies tana a fiom, of the Assumption, and prepare to Mr. Jarr could not guess, but he sition, able photographs. He now plans box of raisins you may not make = © unybady ever heard to place them In book form, and, Sof Mr. Volstead?” reap a harves: with their show scented a cigar, It was the woent “gure,” sald Mr. Berry cheerfully. even a non-intoxicating fruit The best answer T can give Little Tonio, who plays the part of the of a very good cigar, go he asked if “The mausoleum is to be built like a after writing a preface, to put drink from them, Kollo is to send him down to the clown, has secretly been in love with the visitor were Jack Silver, thelr Greok temple with classical surround- Q them on public sale for the bene- Ifyou are a farmer you may srocery, where he can buy a can of s snl ings; we can rent the moving picture @ fit of the blind soldiers’ hospital. the mincemeat ‘that, mother” cane Nedda for @ long time, and while she well-to-do bachelor fr g make—not any more. is standing alone behind the theatre, “Jack Silver? Ce mt" drink—enough to let you roll Although he comes from the land bi J sti s ' plied Mrs. Jarr, “It's Mr. Berry, the $) roi) be a Grecian fountain’— small dinner parties at St. James ently from jag to jag. fried beefsteale and Other eiimace Ue Approaches her, and tells her how undertaker, mamma’a friend, you re- ™, aA 5 angceae ype jade Lind Se ice gellar” Strpltten eeetente and other culinary pagsionately he loves her, She mocks member?” added Mra, Jarr (nGracloua!” cried Mra, Jarre hastily alace, attended by a few inti. If you are a “city feller” you ‘ties, versatile Mr. Kramer qual~ Tir ad tolls him that he isa clown Sit. darr remembered. Br. Berry ‘Have even, the cemeteries gone into $ mates, and on such occasions he privileges as ‘locations’ for Cleopatra n make all the hard cider you ca or any other old claasical eettings; He has recently given a series of ainly not!" re may drink only sweet cider that NS Foca with tt nro f was indeed Mrs, Jarr’s mother’s the movie amused his guests by relating is deetored to prevent further toxiccting liquors tas, bo teed an (2 life ss well axon the stage. He friend. Acting as the family under- replied the mortuary promo- § anecdotes about his expe 4ermentation, the munufacture of such food ‘8D seeks forcibly to grasp and kiss taker ax well as family friend, he ter, “but the movies often go into 5 y her, but she backs away from him and, had buried two huebands for Mrs. the cemeteries—and now |s the time abroad. products as may be ay v he ff you are a manufacturer you Prisoner upon ObPRinhe Pormits Seaing a whip, strikes him across the Jarr’s mother, each leaving that good to subscribe.” may put a proper “kick” in your therefor,” says the regulation, “The ce With it. Furious, he goes away, lady a moderate competence, mincemeat. Commissioner may approve or disap- YOWiDs vengeance, In the parlor Mr, Berry received 3 ora prove the use of the liquor in the _.A few moments pags, and the form Mr, Jarr with that geniality that only If you are a hota keener Reet Te erar nreraec tie reductase” We of & ian comes over the wall an undertaker off duty can express. AND Tousswife you must manifeetul hotels or housewives can obtain Silvio,” she breathes, “You are Hello, Ed.," sald Mr. Berry #2 &.ly de-kicked moingeny may give liquor for cooking purposes—they, here? What madness at this hour.” ‘You're looking fine, Have a cigar! * BY DR. CHARLOTTE C. oT e¢ Hi you are a rabbi you may Give presumably, do not “manufacture? | Jt is her lover. He ussures her that I thought I'd drop in and wee you this Copyright, 1990, by the Pre Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) wmramber of your congrege” food. her husband 1s still in the tavern, evening.” with pure peroxide of hydrogen to tan ga lene oe wins 8 yee “Those who advertise formuias or “inking, and that no one is around. Mr, Jarr could not refrain from Hygiene of the Mouth. thoroughly cleanse them, then apply if, leave the dealer deliver it. packages containing all the ingreai- She cautions him, saying that ‘Tonlo wondering to what he was Indebted HP health and teauty of the spirits of camphor liberally, The ap Nergymaf you have ents and formulas are influencing left only a moment before. honor of the call, Dia MM pearance of the mouth ean if you are ae rey! others to violate the law,” according Pshaw—a clown," he exclaims con- onsider him a prospect? But teeth are, of course, Influenced jive) if the blister ig covered ¥ meg there you mre! to another deliverance from Washing- temptuously saa y goon made iticloar. by the general health, especially jiquid collodion ton. I wonder how, under this regu- Finally he persuades her to run “L thought I'd of the throat, mouth and gums. Th io we fea f Perhage, after all, ee lation, a certain sign on a downtewn #way with }im that night after the drop in to se I'm an old friend oo pesrance of ss neh geiv phe Mit et Mgt dl iat hag paula reads “Omar Khayyam,’ | How alse New York fruit store Would be clasal- performance, and they agree to sepa- of the family, you know, and I'm In- appearance of epctherwise aiiwestive dsllepttul Bho may Oe. Gee impress jexpain his obvious partiality for the ‘ned: “Imported Currants—Make Your Fate until after the play, when they terested in a little project that 1a aa set of teeth is frequently marred by with these qualities if her ‘jocund grape”? Fe eaee peeetie, OW will meet again sound as wheat. And os It le getting pale, unhealthy or diseased surround- suc ages Bre AGE ORLY, Um: grape in the eye and says wweetly, OT ere is one point on which many ,, The clown has heard the first words, toward the New Year, I thought YoU jngs, tye Dh ee eneen tee, en You may ferment just as naughtlly ne ire not quite cloarerthat is, abd With revenge in his heart, has might want to make the wife # little " me with ani unpleasant ode ing you pleane-—I won't atop you, Of Pruscls tae moore oose from '% gone to tell the husband, Canlo ar- present in the shape of some Interest _ An excellent mouth and throat ga In sume cases thia condition is dis feourse, the man who owns the litte the right to move booxe from one fives in time to hear his wife promise, hearing stock 1n a sure and sound in- #1@ that can be used with much satis tinctly local und does not arise froin rape must register with the Prohib!~ ; . & of "To-night, love, and I am forever yoatment”” faction under these conditions tp onc #A¥ constitutional disturbance. 1am arting his annual feated Congressmen, who have their thine.” Ho rushes forward, dagger | vhat’ 5 Sone ane eo : Ment wi th 1 Bion unit before starting it wayee Sarrets and cellura well MHled, Were hand, but. Hilvio. cacapes’ Over the Bone dar, eee ieee Lg May Made of chtorate of potaah, 2 1-2 tous usc of wich will overcome, a Beareemora-on tne Be Wey" recently in a panic for fear they well’ Nod ; Berry? Mr. Jarr inquired in his best drams; tincture of myrrh, 2 dratas; e f se! en about four gal wall.’ Nedda refuses to tell his name. ; ffensive breat nol, 18 4 let's apananes, menDe BDONe FS thirsty Wouldn't be able to take their stocks "nat night the audience thought Wan Mirae: un: bormrirers ener alcohol, 1-2 ounce; cinnamon water, Yen aid, @ drama: thymol, i ons a doe : back home. But kind Mr, Kramer Dat usoleum company, >t § ounc rains: easence of sienttol, £0 persons could manage on that allow~ that they had nover seen more real- yr, Berry veral doctors of MY Little canker sores frequently ap- graina; essence of menthol, 30 drop. has ruled that persona who legally (tic and emotional acting. a ponseas intoxicating liquors May MOVE (Sei Nannde The hae Cfovour acquaintance are interested, and W® pear on the gums, especially in them, along with the player piano fover—declare it," they realize that a ®f@ all going to do our best to mako women. They are usually caused by cordance with Individuel needs. and the fireless cooker, when they real tragedy {8 {n progress on the {H@ proposition a success. Everybody gome gastro-intestinal derangement. spe ote Nee move their residence, stage, ‘The actor grasps a knife and 588 Kot to dis, you know, Edd," ‘Treat by touching the spot with a bit The general use of astringen More than 160 of such regulations unsheathes {t tinued Mr. Berry cheerfully. “More of cotton on the tip of an orange Washes is condemned, becariny ve Mr. Kramer finds out make happy the lives of the public “Slivio, help!” erties Nedda, as the People die in the cities than in thé ptick, saturated with an astringent— tismes require them and others te in the 800-quart limit is reached and of the public's agents for enfore- Made pierces her back. country, Not because « country Ife tincture of iodine 46 good—or a 10 per quire stimulation, doesn't say. Perhaps he ing Prohibition. ‘A voles from the audience cries, 18 the healthier, mind you, for it cent. solution of silver nit ane experiments made cn doua Outja, And yet—29,200,000 gallon: “Nedda!” and a man rushes to the {sn't. But simply because more peo- — Fever blisters appearing he lips thoy that the constant use of ne grapes have jumped from $15 were withdrawn from th stage, Again the blade flashes, and pie live in the clly than in the coun- or at the fismires of the mouth, are astringents interfered for hours with in 1919 to $85 und $100 @ ton thin year. Three cheers (or John I. the lover falls dead at the side of his try, So where more people live, Ed, extremely unpleasant as well as very the aciion of saliva upon starch 1920. Kramer, who says that within five beloved. more people die,” unsight! They ore sometimes in ods. antiseptic mouth ‘noe, even if they served some of it bo their guests—this also is permitted. anybody makes more than 200 gul- ona he must give bond and pay tax Uncture of anise, 21-2 drams tiled water, 3 pints. Dilute in ¢ M a grape, however, outlives its ir- years drinking intoxicants will be a Canio stands for a moment, aghost, Mr. Jarr the force of by dental treatments, and with proper brush, powder or paste nsible youth and turns into @ lost art in the United States! je My. "The comedy is ended,” he an- this observation ry Gu considerable unease for und the use gf denta) floss in all ono isin, it's got to behave, according Kramer the Pollyanna of Prohibi- nounces, aa the dui@e falls from his he murmured. fear that unclean instruments were requires, exeypt in those unhealthy the Kramer code, A raisin’ OOS 0 glint ic ot ae _.. - "Zbe post enys,” continued Mr, used, Toush them as advieed above, qnate I have just retgrreg i, _ i a a ae orn ee FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1920 | | Week-End Married Couple <A ~ Discard Novel Plan \ — ‘‘Apart We Wasted Too Much Time Waitin To Be Together,’’ Their Explanation. As Bride and Groom Nina Wilcox Putnam and R. J. Sanderson Lived in Different Towns—Now They Are Under One Roof and Happy. CHINA wiLcon PUTNAM’ Marquerite Mooers Marshall. Copyright, 1 be Press ‘ "ithe New fork wveaite Wend hs YEAR ago—long before Fannio Hurst explained that the dew still lay on her rose of romance because she practised periodic or part- time matrimony—I had breakfast with a newly married couple in a hotel be- loved of Greenwich Village Bohemians, The piquantly pretty brunette bride, an author and a feminist, explained ever so many things, She said, for instance, that despite her ex- ceedingly recent entangling alliance with Robert J. Sanderson—the tall. blue-eyed Yankee bridegroom—she would remdin “MI88 Nina Wiloox Putnam” to the end of the chapter. Putnam had been the name of her fi busband, the late Robert Paulkad Putnam, a member of the well known publishing firm, and it was the name under which @he had written “Be- Kieve You Me" and @everal other novels. Furthermore, according to "Miss Putnam,” she and her husband were to live under separate roofs and even Cocewyn S100 | in separate towns, she in Madison. Conn,, he in Bridgeport, merely “weok- ending” together now and then. He ‘was not to support her. She was not to keep house for him, ‘The whole ar- rangement was to be the very newest thing in marriages—and was so de- scribed in The Evening World. Imagine my surprise when there dropped out of my mail the other day a square white card on which was neatly engraved “Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Sanderson at Home, 245 East Tist Street, New York," with the date. What, 1 wondered, had happened to the latest model in reformed mat- rimony? To answer that question, for Evening World readers and my- self, [ made haste to call on “Mr. and Mrs, R. J, Sanderson,” snugly nettled behind thetr communal—not dual—brownstone front, in a quiet neighborhood removed geographical- ly and temperamentally from Green- wich Village. Hear the truth; This is one "modern BAR Student of Human Na ture: Did you éver consider the climate in which a man was born GOING DOWN! in studying his ehardcter? Have you ever compared a “hot- headed” Southerner with a “cold blooded” Yankee? It’s interesting. Put a Mexican alongside of a Russian. Start something, and see which registers “action” first. This may help you the next time you buy some fruit, have your shoes shined or have your Pullman berth made up. Everybody Is interesting ays: ALFALFA SMITH ’' ve Sill cs aeaaaanaaamanaaanammanaaananaad marriage” which, in the space of one short year, has turned, with the con- nent of both parties, Into the kind that mother used to make! “Yes, this is OUR bome,” bravely J. Sanderson, who cessors, “We've de get all the privacy we need by having separate studios in the same house instead of separate houses in differ- ent towns, nt 5 ‘ an ceive any violent hatred, why, ce The old-fashioned marriage has sili. one whole house would be big nd It proba- enough lasted a good many thousand years before we came along, bly will lagt a long tim —evell, we think the to be maid far it. We tri 6 arrangement, and It didn’t work. We found’—Mrs, Sanderson was smiling after ua. And a tenderly gay smile and looking ®Weetly admitted Mrs. Sag@geeon. down at the plump hands clasped in her lap—"that we couldn't do nearly as much work apart as we could to- r, because When we were apart d to waste so much time ING to be toi we we W > 5 Z- ‘a great deal @ffangement during your six-months- 4 the other delayed wedding journey?” [ asked, to see America with m An ex- pressive glance at the party of the second part, “It was the first chance we'd had really to get acquainted with each Mr. Sanderson continued the And—well, we decided we quite liked each other, And we thought that if we could spend o days and nights together in sleeping and chéap hotels and dn one seat of an automobile and net con- . ‘Then you decided on the present I had taken this house for the before w And this is what tg 9wo of them have to say about af the objections of Jane Burr an@ othere—ineluding those “Nina Wilcox Putnam" once voioed—to old-fashioned matrimony “Marriage, if based on love, {s just You did itt” [ accused Mr, Sand- ® matter of using one's intelligence, erson, who himacif was amiling quiat- tact and good breeding. We try not rise Mev he ant opposite us in a big {© step on each other's toes, Since J hair, Because ronsessed young man had remarke to me, even during hls wife's some- what atartling honeymoon Interview “This matter of our haying separ roofs is not final. In the future we are likely to chango our arrange- mente, ag Tm goty Bande if nobody olse 4 Mr. Sanderson jocked as modest as the cat that has swallowed the ca wink- fuckled shame. ¢ ted, “Well, Ls . an ticket last ele that I've always The all-conauering even this tribute go to his ¢ male didn’t like most of the same people, but if et point of entering Into a professional Young partnership, Mr, Sanderson left his this lean self- cach of us is @ professional worker, we put all the housekeeping in the handa of a well-paid steward, We ne of us Wants to see friends whon' the other doesn't find congenial we nge it so that one does the enter- te to remind Mrs, taining without the slightest objec- olor Tahal call her that Uon from the other. We find no trou N ble in, preserving our {dentitios, “Of course I keep my professions name for the business of my profes- sion,” added Mrs, Sanderson, “but ver so many women have done that 4 Jack before me. My calling cards read: Mrs, R. J. Sanderson.” ; ] And having accepted a close do- mestio partnership, this pair is on the feed. “We tried the seporate home Position as district manager with the arrangement,” he asmured me, wit t the Micker of an eyelash; gave ta fair trial wbout six months, wasn't it, dear?’ He ginneed jn the hia pretty wife. "And we found we weren't ted for the arrangement, and we did want to be together, So it would i the othe ave heen ft way, wouldn't ttt his appeal to anted 10 go to the C southern New England Telephone ny several m ¢ los, learning the business from the ground up" and studying new methods of co-eperation and ia- telligent direction. Just as soon as he féels ready for t, he and his wife.re going to be a firm of producens—she will write the scenarios, he will be aetor-manager { in an and Joan anything “on” such a ine. of the productions, Had even Darby union automobile, for the sake of was wiitlog,” Mes, Sanderson took up story | of bodles, minds and souls? So now you bow ote of interview. “That was last dreadful eprina ‘dad Jack deoded he'd ike haw 3