The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1920, Page 28

lb comic PAGE TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1920 i tai JOE'S CAR . 7 eevee 38, Pron Peamieg Co. OF. Deming Gets) i “He Yor ow 8 dia Tine You'Re (TLL ONLY CosT You A Few About Plays and Players | = Eb, i'w ABOUT “To 7) FATHEAD Joe! BERRIES TO PUT YouR nauiney"| BUY ANOTHER CLOSED Gar’ ses eG SES IN SHAPE ~~ OT OVER A YOU CAN. HAVE (T VARNISHED - AN’ GET ONE OF Hose WINTER ae a “ors PuT ON! You CAN save re FIVE HUNDRED . “THEN (WHY Do You LET ME STAND HERE AND YAP ABOUT IT? ny GETTING SOME ARGUMENTS “TO Lis ON “TH! WIFE cae | By BID ifs DUDLEY 3 - D0 T= as “ De GNG7 BAT o4 Ge erate OM A UMATTA YTHINK OF THAT? ma Sat “ UES PRED UCR. BRON seu ver pei gue ote pi The Short Skirt.) ie ori yd TL KNOW 1! agke a Brooklyn reader of New us ina letter. The one thot comes For the edification of our w our mind at this time wos in readers, the Columbia University ri ae vor Pp 72 Pinahel Bemithis “The Only Hone, correspondent of thie column } took the question, “Shalt the f Balety Thowtro about eient voars neo re anit Game Dont” re . The aituation woe something like 7 ¥ 4 ' f tila: cently, and put it to a number The mother liad admitted her fait! of the mate students, his tdea be lekaness to the (@her, a han, stern ing to help us solve this prob man, and he hail ordered her from lem. Some of he ansivrs fol hie home. As sho lay face down on apt: ‘am divan sobbing * called thelr Set your conscience be your + Giwhteen-year-oid daughter and their, guide A \ “hua year Gite pons Sid. ele It tooks like a tong. hard win ieee how t ney Faria cm ai sities fuel TANS Bure, _—s ofl me he futher then started = eetnaea cht with the girl in his arms. Bhe| —_ouldn't a rovereat of theavd * THE BIG LITTLE F AMIL, re fact be more interesting? wan hystorifally condemning the iasciaanaian ini usalal os { the door the father S should soy not. No one but es as” Van ‘S =i . aid jon, Ton!) @ blind man would suggest it ca Re) 2,.: Pear a ath a The father and the girl went| Oh, they're wearing ‘em higher NW . ; \/ we Ever AGREED GOSHAMIGHTY “RO “protHea” ‘ ; Unrongh the pxit. The son, a ) te Howall. Why:not New York? POONA TH TAT “PAR way YouRe ON = WAS “To GET SKRAPPS - CANT (23 -t CANT LEASTWISE © t * some, More oF leas worthless young May our progress never be in / “SKRAPPH ARE \ fe LT ALL THROUGH ALWAYS SCRAPPIN ) MARRIED You Live WITH T 1 } Sport, hesitated, then followed them) : ( )/ uc MOT HAPPILY ¢ i to the door. We thought he was to) Péded, Let them go on, a ta the \ ar rt acain! / [ TH’ WAR-AN' STILL 2 - - . ( sour WIFE WITHOUT j ! leave, but he didn't. Instead he) Brook. ‘ . —— GATTANE'? 9 Aan’ STRONG f ; eleeed the dogr and returned a few You scem deeply interested GGIN” STRONC feet. After Myarding his” hopeless, | pitiful mother a moment, he flicked! Po wou pay for somebody's the ashes from his cigarette and) shirts? walked to her side rontéh " wi , " “Well, mother,” he said, “where Perish the thought! Short are WE going?” skirts are the onty joy left the that boy, who. | poor pedestrian lace Bddinger. Ht i a aimea eas omendoua bit No, a thousand tines no; and with us| nener, treo* thousand times never. ANOTHER MORTON PLAY. ei ‘A. H. Woods will put in rehearsa! Rut, as to your proposal, Frank, Thursday a new play entitled T guess T must say no, | tWaman tp Woman,” by M Rut I may change my mind, Bronk, if forton, author * of owt see Bem, dort S wilette ker You'll hustle up some dough the leading role — a” THREE BENEFITS. aossip., [ Alea LITTLE MARY Lut Remember, Maty— Mother Can Exchan Doyle and Dixon hay new ¢ — be Three benefits for the Pollee How- | 4 * new com § pital Fund wit he atnged Sunday | dy, Be ra RMA SH : r} —— ~—-—- E¥ening at tho tippodrame, the Re: | cast nRaret Wycherly Is to be In the Yes Have AY - Aw- SHoor P YOUR @ \ ~ Fee an Aloe, unger ints |, Several Christmas features are to PEHRISTMAS SHoPPING || EVERY “PRESENT )» FACE CLEAN ANY MoRE — ) AW- WHAT s THE Use. ‘ on 4 ne ; h DCRbe tesa : . "i 4 di . ( “ ) y Z Be soe gncad taken be put In “Good Times” at the Hip Ata. DONE — FvERY ALL BOUGHT. OY DONT oar “PLEASE” AND — | |e BEING Good Ae, - - i} >i oT ad ~ — _~ 1 he fe 2 SHE HAD RAISED {7 } 4, What do you think Arvid Paulson | L PRESENT BouchT. AN? T Never THANK YOu"~ you’ RE LATE ; Mi u've CO YOUR o/ ‘ did for the American. Legion re —— KNEW Te SCHOOL = You BETTE 100 “PRESENTS ALL Bou 41r? A min left the Kinito ‘Theatr. cently? He 1 “it \ | AR Ste ue ovuT ¢ REMEMBER ~ GIR TES, \ “ rack, very mad the other event May Boley been engaged for a| . r, 5° i fakes by Manager Smith what was| nice fat part th "The Passing show | é , 1S COMING Se ( ’ wrone, @© patron replied: of 1920." i 7 : “A fat woman sat an my um- Wiiltam De Mille came from Cali- ; Bhein and broke tt” fornte to aoa iit fhe, "Midsummer Too bad!" adness,” launched at’ the Criterion Bs, ¥en bet it tat he went on.| Joe Cawthorne says th atch ' y However, T wouldn't have minded |the most difficult dialect to acquire ! bp iteono momeh, but T've had that um- | We know, something wise Scotch : bela since {t was a parasol” = * 0 acquit Figs hoir boy ies ‘ pitas eae \” DON'T MISS THIS ONE. oo" John Golden has accepted a new | Wish comedy by that woll known Bey pba nine , Celt, Montagu Glase, It is calle Aoi aatiadel In naleate “Black and Tan." and the leading |nye? phe Midnight Houndert’ ie vole will be played y Botby North meeting "with great anes ‘The | (| oF imit the hero is saved from starva-| cross reontpts last week wore more | ; 5 Han by the daughter of a rien Pin | (lumn $30,000, — 4 ewit, manufacturer who feedy him) ' award Bowes, managing director | 5 Seay Rants 4 Crackers, In the finish he Is elected | of the Capitol, bas returned trom! WI MIAN “THE VAMP ] President on the Prohibition ticket | Siicago, Ho says people don't wave ey _ and Joe Drum yetuses to speak 10 lat tho trains out West as much as _ f him used to. re 5 io O amit “Lady Billy." “THE WAY gIE"S NELLING THE i * ron THE CHILDREN. Jani Hienty Bavaro will offer at Gri MUST WAVE RAISED ) [i PuT A CHAIR’ W a R nfold is prepering S\the Liberty Theatr lay = AUeS Christmas festival for chil-|are Boyd Marshall, n- ais CD NTORAISE IT Boss ~ UNDER. MY FOOT sdien, Avi the Rivoll during Christmas |street, “15 Arihur Ns rt mee | 50 | CAN STEP Week hagvill have a serles of morning | Uttry, Josephine fed if : DOWN ANT OUT entertal@ments which will Include! Adair, ¢ jee Collen, s BREAKING — child movies, appropriate music and jette, Mack Kennedy and the Billy Ses apectal pantomime, The festival week | Four, << | wil! end-on the morning of dan, 2 -—— ; ; | ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. : \ A BRIGHT “LAD, THIS! | Fritzi—You're thinking of Mant f | x PFrank Tinney bas a son two yéars| Lemtloy—Maude Pulton wre | pu this lad we: Brat” and played the title re | pl used be William Hock -\slonal partner, as was Fra ‘od That's what mixed you up Running A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | chaps, We heard a coal profiteer yelins| Ste. Wi y it the Miah cost of eggs yesterday. [eee mother, but Tim going to be a black. | ‘ FO 18H ENT I = face comedian when 1 arow wp. of], OLISH MENT. ~ edrcumstances, will pormit.” | When I am sad 1 sing a song acs luna 9, SS Ue 1 were pléaged Or sit alone and moan, * % & RHYMED COURTSHIP. When Tam glad I ring a gong KATINK “in a big department store, we've| OF Play the slide trombone; | Shaan Bay wa informed, are a couple of poets But either way, | _ [You SAY You've EATEN IN Just orverR [HEY WAITER! 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What branch of mathematics! pe received at th treats Bf the measurements of line: OST PASSE? aye bev er MOMING Wie poMT \ ee eve AE eries on Thur A.M. toS PM city in New| Original water colors and pas never before publicly shown In thie FROM “WIE PRUGCAST herent >t Sone! ¢ day, Dec. 40, fre Sopgneees . coal or ohalk? 4 ; ity will be received. Min will LYE WASHERS “6. What is the abbreviation for L t < pennyweight? not be regelved in group must WS ‘ ~ (iG Wihat le tho abbreviation for a| be framed aeparately ~ Ign! dweight ? Through the # ho succeeded in isolating the |, nerosity of Alexan wer Malieu MTudnet & prige of $190 b le paralysis bacillus? SAN | In what famous prison in Georgia | Wil! be awarded to the BAGEL here v } confined during | nie Jury of Selection, whoxe J é mont is final, Is constituted: ui thes lowe: Hilda Helehog, Gearne ines ' Carlson, Charles © ud Dutner, Prank Tenny Nichgena Me } 8, Albu ti, owt Snel ! Anderson- Volhert «