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MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1920 Queer Antics at Harvaré Follow H Horween’ 8 Luck BECAUSE: STUDENTS ARNOLD D HORWEEN Mad wart He Wo Won I Beery € Coin Toss At Every Football Game Pat His Back, Shake His Touch His Clothes FOR LUCK! By Will B. Johnstone. Copyright, 1920, by The Prew Pu The Now York Dreuinz gone superstitious. ssken the worship of the Sa hie Sacred Wishbone, the Mystic » and the Exalted Rabbit's 220, by The Prose Publixhing Co, Now York byening World Captain of the L be Vas it T saw you parting . is responsible for this won the toss of Did you tel him how the choice of th a th the wind goal with th r ways asking whe ‘This unfailing ‘Peaterine you to nould be lmparted to ther by s just wild foi ‘a fur-trinmed coats t et with Horween, More expensive than we Cd ye them through the who haye rubbed hix she supremely confider t ‘And. y never tol with brute lick ing zero hour will hold * Ivorytops mixing . otherwise kn¢ d with Horween- will be knocking the Profs ake a tip from Coach F Iso, they will not perr conch from the Lincoln’s Old Town to Look Like 1831 | HOPE ‘You ARE COMING To OUR PARTY To forrow} fo) NIGHT. MY WIFE, HAS PLANNED ALITTLE _ SURPRISE ( ea) SOUNDS LIKE OAL GOING DOWN AN [RON CHUTE * ya dl NO.TELL NE 5 es ee pose) NY THING _ LIKE (T - Or BEFORE RE § The ay of Rest! | SEE IF Yu aK ( GUESS , NO, CAN'T } w/ ~ na) You GUESS Now IT SOUNDS LIKE A CATAND / DOG FIGHT SAMY WIFE ) REHEARSING ( A LITTLE SONG SHE /S GOING TO SING AT THE PARTY. | DON'T THINK / OUGHT 1 TELL You. (75 THE SURPRISE FORTHE PARTY TO MORROW TELL NE- Latest / American Made Toys} By Fay Stevenson. That's the slogan most f parents, maiden aunts, bachelor w vles, brothers and sisters ' 1y toys f Wille and Mary-June-Leyuise American toys, because s Rood ung somet the foreign toys, and Amer when the because there is the psyeholo: of the, child's mind to consider, The child Who plays with American t bound to think American thought very Christina toy shop off of interes Maule nd wills " Jhon, ci ul ru w rey Chirstmas ‘ k Lense n mtu h Uncle Sam and St. Nick fleet wer into partnership in 1914, when, ace & THE HOUSEWIFE’ SCRAPBOOK, * you do not like p! canned pumpkin get oa Keep Brocery swore, MoNpay, DECEMBER 6, 1920 Te" XMAS GIFTS Christmas, 1920, Will Be the Same Old Merry Article, Except for One Particular: This Year’s Plum Pudding Is Not Guar- anteed Against Exploding. : $ $ By Neal R. O'Hara. Copyright, 1950, ty ‘The Frees Publishing Co, Tie Now Yor ne World ¥ Account of Christinas fall- fect a gold fountain pen that he eat Ang On a week-day, it can be use to pick his teeth celebrated this year. ‘That's Christmas gifting would have beon official. An extfa posse of sumahoe & awful thing in the old days if ised the system we play new din would have grabbed off doz ens of parlor lamps to suppletient his own, and All Baba would have orted Jimmies, appropriately they men will be spread throughout the hoplitting belt, but otherwise the liberties of citizens will be safe guarded. Christmas, 1920, will be got the same old merry article, from ¢ostaved carpet slippers to mistletoe, except Y's Yuletide is sure a gladsome season, It only comes but onée @ year, but the instalment collectors for one particular; This year's plum pudding is not guaranteed against exploding, fheiting riots or other natural phenomena, are more frequent than that. ELLABELLE MAE DOOLITTLE The gift problem is still with us In r of recent acts of Congress and other relief measur Giving the right thing to the right party is still a problem unless you can get It at the right price, ‘There is al Ways something to upset caleula- Lb tions. For instance, there's the jdea © of giving an arsenic lollypop to the Janitor. It's appropriat it isn’t legal, Some one ix always taking NDER th Women’s Better & Was held in mee the Joy out of Christmas shopping, Hall, Delhl, Tuesday evening, This year it’s the guy that writes Which the proposed Sabbath the price tags. A guy with an outstanding flancee is up against it this year, A slight token of his high esteem for her doesn't cost any more than a me- gy morial church. The way things look County, was the frst speaker. how, there will be to unemployment said, in part we Would be a good thing. for instalment collectors for the first Us boys can’: play no games at all, fifty weeks of 1921, if you don't let us play on Sunday most of we boys works On Ye modern flappers are a quaint becw affair, ‘They give peace on earth S#turday and other daysc’ and good will to men, and the good You can't play, anyway, will costs. the men between three [4 wai ag and four hundred kopeks aplece, Tt Leese ceva Isn't according to Chesterfield to look a gift nag in the mouth, But the dames sure look a price tag in gins gaines the face, And that's when a decimal Metiinn approached Scroggins and point in a row of figures counts hit him in the eye, but the fight did asa there was too much t business to be trans- acted, Constable Brown stopped 4 by getting between the men and re- about ten points against you not ust lon It is no longer a generous caper ther Impor to give your sweetie a book or a pic ture, Most wrens expect an ulster ceiving a broken Jaw of Russian gables or a large noose Ut pay oe of Kohinoors, Some dames wouldn't Doolittle, be satisfled with the Nobel prize for went 4 beauty and a quart of sparklers jects thrown in, And don't fall for the City kag that it's Just what they wanted {/UMl for Christmas, bors, If a frail got Just what she wanted, she'd have a”) stepped to the “us romp and play, lease on Tiffany's safe ‘ This ix not the Bay of Fundy, ing " ko aan. Vix a free country—hoot Ipping the correct WEB: 19 iy to, church th the morning, Sw 8 Popper and Mommer als® nd be a pidus person, ealla for finesse A halreut what Fawther needs, but that doesn’t let you ont. Giving something really Mu xivters child, Teeney Ricnette, \te a whale custard pie, usefil to your possible folks-in-law ye careful, Teeney, Uttle love Is like sending a chafing dish to & — pon't pra glutton, say I healthy stevedore, [t isn't done. A ut, Getting back to the thermos bottle with a Havana filer jy, cnt teprive ws of jou, wonld hit the old boy Just right, but A prominent minister yin all know, Cutie-Cute wold b x like that Likewise Momyner would apprec sure to pout at an ugly thi ate a new carpet aweeper, but yor |, can't give a thing Vike that. Any thing uncouth and useful is ont! You {2 yay must give Mother an outfit of plati bum earrings that she can wear on ‘a ironing day. And Popper should Cocoa Pie! Runkel AllPurpose Cocoa fr Drinking, Baking 4 Cooking. 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