The evening world. Newspaper, November 30, 1920, Page 25

Seanad q" sad TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1920 ngland’s Richest Duke ~~ FOILED in Attempt to Wed + Move a Lot Keep Love a Lot fH Young | Think a Lot To 100 tateat Theory of Man Who Taught How to Eat and Grow Thin and Drink and Keep Sober Now, Ladies and Gentlemen: ‘‘Commence.’’ Copyright, 1920, by The Presh Putliahing Co. (The New York Bening World.) F you want to keep young Until you are well over one hundred— ] Move # Jot, but not too much. 2) Love « lot, but not too much H Think a Jot, but not too muck 4» And don't let anybody hypnotize you into the belief that you are totter~ GOING DOWN! ing on the brink of senescence and Vamping Mrs. Atherton + : DRIVEN Into Marriage With = . Miss Cornwallis-West et oa WILL Now Marry Pretty , OSS THE sae. Young Grass Widow. COURT HAS By Marguerite Dean. 1980, ty ue Press Publishing Co, (The New York CE MIDRIGAN amart soclety. London's gay sot in NAUGHTY |! YOu MUSN "T LOOK ! SHE no longer has anything to teach « nique of managing ita marriages and divorces. ‘The matrimonial slogans so popular in certain New York Hei jeo—"Change partners and all hands around,” “If at first you don't * Copeatt, 1090, (The New York teenie $ Ainsolution a® orld) : heas are the offered. EAR Fluttering Soul: sey ore ne Cergne eure by that glever and dynamic writer, ‘Are you misunderstod? Vance Thompson, fi Ale es - Do you long for expres ‘ newent Soa ive and Be Young.” which follows Leis! his previously publishe se WHY DOESH’ ONY A WOHAN tamer, wall wt } Sven aa MUSNT NOT, SHE DRAW] |( WOULD DO SUCH » sobs Be A oe ae reeereey bard “Limbeciles everywhere,” Mr. ‘Theehp- goo whiskey, the smo son decla. feelingly, always 6 LISH wants good clgars—the hun ReMi aga BS he ; ; ! expressing thelr sympathetic #r- PEEPING + (EXERCISES! 7 Fry good food: beso thee. thrensoore take SSM TOM ; ; b iy doddering toward the tomb, Bo f¢he Find the task nearest ut poor man thinks of de: and—to hand and let the good flow from please the family ‘and uot haa YOUR HONEST SPRVICE ‘freak’ stakes, to Bis bed and dies 4 . “| when what he re mind ss Lat butterfiles’ flutter while Wah to shanty a sears ih ae oo" you stick to your job to Monte Carlo for the winter,” Yours Faithfully, Afid the same damnable power pt ALPAUPA SMITH suggestion operates also on FABLES ne! AIR. road laid out to the fountain bet by Mr... ‘Thompson {9 that through «o much almost nent country, In “Live and Be which, iby the hb fy is published iy Doubleday, Page & Co, we are wither away Into old age betore . eyes.” (That is, if she haan’ spunk to drive you out of her at the end of her broom tnatead)), The most delightful feature of JAARGUERITE: » Adjured to follow the familiar ERS consortia cal’ methods for retaining Juve a ae eR It, Hyung Co, Far from it! NO MAN WOULD HOW tantis ROLt ALL OVER ROLLS ALL OVER| |/ KNOW 2 ie an A elt A A CC AL ALLAN a 1 know a man in the forties between se ri FL - . This ts an old, old story, whom and his Morris chair there ex- = — = But it has a new ending. iste an almost perfect affinity, o a Ss Little Annette of the Ankles How be Pearle new he Gunes oy «itt ’ when I read what Vance Weare Was the third from the end on the has to say on the subject of ph; arias left a exercise for normal peonls who art © avoid the state of the sére and gu try, try again'—apparently ago, ‘The Duke and his Duchess : i Se a AW rcads chelt Sty Mule cee cle Were aat de Gael eae, raptirous- Bho ned bobbed) gold Mro wn BBL 1 let -e/4s,and4he ghost of good Queen Vic- ly happy in each other's society bul Ww df she still hovers about British the open break did not come till 1909. ja -boards, must be throwing a The Duke began to be seen wit! favorites of the stage and his name that the di- was coupled especially with that o/ of Westminster, Eng- Gertie Millar, musical oomedy sta , will be married In The Duchess refused to stay at home a fair divorcee of and weep into her dainty handker- . Violet Mary Ger- chief with strawberry leaves em the former Duchess of broidered in the corner, She ruled aving also taken a new as uncrowned queen of London's gay | partuer within five weeks of set, and the name of her admirers separation from the Duk was legion. The rich and mature Everybody happ: you see—quite in Duke of Alba followed her from one acoerdante with the Reno-New York country to another. King Alfonso of formulas! Spain was said to have succumbed. The affairs of the then youthful London soctety whispered that the and good-looking ducal master of Duchess was following a time-hon- — —_____—= There was a little housekeeping made up of a trillion cells, each ong of England's largest rent-roll—he is now ored method of winning buck her re- which is dependent upoi about forty—began to take space in calcitrant spouse by rousing his jeal- apartment, ’ oration of the othera You can’t’ se by 4 coddle one group of cells to ie: ‘American newspapers some twenty ousy and showing him that others | | I by | > Ba NEAL x And a deplorable situation, so elo- * ‘years ago, when he was married ts found her fair, Amd even proper Pe 20) D ES vor FoR. BRA »'4 ay XMAS SHOPPING © detriment of the others without drag- the brown ently descriped by novelists, ging your body down into the disgerd yed, beautiful Shella Queen Mary and her husband took AAA quen Corbwallis-West,, daughter of the the Duchesa’s side, snubbing the Duke RRIAGE OAARA , SUGGESTIONS. TODuIan A peAeh hea poeta fj ‘ rs Cornwallis-West. open: he hes: esym- ¢, " " mi “ . 4 ‘ ¢ pro! él i Ave; ne cl Inagerwas a tremendous atch, sa paihy, whieh, tn the. spring’ Of 191d, CTH, 140, & Tos Tem Rion Co. eimony was conducted on Queens- the Zoo and oft the front steps would cis prom nee 31 Ary vorce court lawyers «days, and his mother ‘and London whispered the story of how FAMOUS Doc that grat berry rules, there'd be too many solve quite a few wedded tangles. . fs ther were not at ll keen for the Her Grace actually had been “locked SHE Renter RSENS ie omer aUE On a\toat tor Witte /ALWi tata KOR te RAPS a caw AleRheN tS large display of high grade pareikek: match, which was the culmination of out" by her husbund when she re- nickel a syllable for his © sing a 4 s' el wool gloves for men, women yg " can’ and junio <a “boy-and-girl romance. So & ay turned to Grosvenor House after at- . _ at the money belt put on, so long as we all can't marry and shipped him off to South Africa, the tending a ball at Buckipgham Palace. stuff has doped out twenty 1, ine old-fashioned An. 8. V. P. éye “Don't,” warns the writer, “stand shad Naat Sac lg up in front of your mirror and play ‘The purring, cuddling affections of @ with silly dumbbells, Don't pull, silly’ kitten, : ropes tied to welghta in Your =f t With all of a kitten’s moral instincts, Souragn tinea toes eee Ahoy She kidked a golden slipper into the on the rug. Don't Ile on your back and” I f Bob Bullion, kick each leg out thirty-two aes we doe Don't do any of the foolish thi And herself into his gay young life, that the proteeneye OF eevee educa: The tel tion—who have to make a living at The two bits of quicksilver youth your expense God help ‘hemn—tall you rolled together to do in their books, With as much informality, as few | “Only for abnormal! people is art * ficial exercise ever right. So far jo preliminaries, as a pat: of love [icin i nomeerned. ae not epecaie birds, : Your body is a biological a Oe en en atone j- and fatigue of old age. gnd di 8” Never take physical exercise wien you are mentally tired; Erin play ure I need not go into games unless you want to a hel 3 we 8u are * do anything you don't want to When you feel that you want If gloves are on By-und-by there was even what An- of any kind, take it; and " 5 Op] list , any Kind of exercise unless ob Then, a month later, the Duke in- , ys When a Annette Kellermanns. And a wife § you" hotter mane aoe tain of nette's stage friends irreverently vot want It. “eking A plese tor tin ch Fae tere stituted a divorce suit against his Wes for @ happy marriage, That's nickel was a waiter's tip, there wer@ needs more than cubes of sugar and $ these Scotch gloves that are described as “the property baby. tod staff of Sir Alfred Milner. But if the Wife, naming the Duke of Alba. She Useless, because tossing off twenty just a few rules for Grandpop to soup when meal time hops around. iy such: Memand’ ‘naw. ta £0 But, like other democratic Ameri- pvepede teehoereure Se Se oe ‘gontemplated. union with Miss Corn. filed’a counter suit, and the efforts of |) h like obey. So long as the old boy didn’t wore jack and less jackasses would $ fractersi® ‘stionable heather cans, Bob's father had decided 7c the body must obey: the fam (| Wilt West was in the nature of a tMelr friends and of the court were Tules for a happy marriage is like : i e lag honiery ! : - “frying-pan to the Duke of Westmin- directed toward patching up the af- figuring a schedule for Santa Claus. tack the garpet and wallop the certainly help out @ lot of brides. If you are going to get the That Bob should marry into the so- this law is the law of natural and sietin' parents, they soon found that fair, Then the war forced a post: | sce of brute licker for n row of cmpties, be was As marriage is now, it's a ame $ ‘idlet a china plate, why not clety to which he had not been ac- 'stinctive movements | “ big Nad ee BOLE ere ae Virhe Duke served gallantly at the SEENBIE Goensined aeiih: popOeaRtALE © kind and loving husband. That where both sides are losers. But the ‘tray of the high-chair? customed. charaing rook, ealled Conrad wt Bromplly ton) nead-over-ears in love Erm), “aud the, Dundes, irene. a a was in 1885 while there's a wife there is hope. ANEY, re attractively decorated’ § st can afford it,” cynically remarked AVOs) of Te ean renews Ble pee piers. ee super-siren, Mrs. rer together. Last summer she [ee It te the process of joining ‘To-day u married man is exposed Matrimony can really be made @ year-old child would have dif father. whenever he falls in love. on bringing to trial her two souls on a shoestring income. to a blizzard of temptations. After he Gavehter of Bir Howard John atrimonial freedom, and she Success from every angle, except, of fleulty ~in removing it and ‘True to the best literary conventions, Vance Thompson declares: “Tf you ret Se pte siege: erence Dean-Paul, and the wife of Col. Ath- #lt fel matrinonial treedom, and she with food going up like an Alpine tearing open his’forty a week, he has course, the eternal triangle, DOUEDE) & leas ti He threatened distnheritance, Take sande vith ite wnainy me ~o een eT thirty tour with herbie. t © By a curious coincidence, at yodler, it takes more than twenty the devil hopping at his hoofs. He ‘ And Bob wasn't brave enough to ac- cannot kisy too many worm pid cing black eyes and crown of red- we the time th; uitaaras opened rules to make marriuge successful can take a lady friend to a Broadway copt his éne chance of ever being oh oan so strald ot tailing im lowe pi pe Engl aber 2 wae Atherton nator re ; etna Ellot for sparring partners, So far‘as we show shop and only tose 30 kopeoks ¥ | AF e JA R Pp [ f \ Mil anything except his father's son. | dem’t want you to run about kissing: followed thelr husbands to South Af- wis Killing hersele with a double- can grasp, the only rules ever used for seats. Or’he can throw a supper <a A He loved Annette—and he married SOLE eaiore tease But ve rica and evoked from Kitehener the Parrelied shotgun In her Londen in 4 modern marriage arc those laid for a jolly twosome that only casts ° BY Roy i. -M6CARDELL + a, eee en cynical commegt, “Two pests fo! Nr somebody else, hardly do too much loving. 1 low this is where the late Oliver the great prophylactic against ota 4 age. ine:* Goldsmith and tis tragedy cue “*'y.., must not yield to emotional wtlabt, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, , fo e “< HAT do you think?” erled ptive on pare You may not get happiness out of the can enjoy an orgy for about three W A Nap en tN Se aa at Te inant Simiee—fies aa women,” ve weeks after the Duchess's de- down by the Marquis of Queensberry. him forty bills. In other words, he ‘ Col. Atherton went to Modder etee became absolute, she was mi Rivgr. Camp. Mrs. Atherton remained red in @ register's office to Capt. J. n Cape Town. That is, she remained Fitzpatrick Lewis, sald to be fully ten Queensberry rules,, but you sure hours and come as far from paying ih Ot Heston ie br tne Reise ne one reason had sipped up! slugbishneee, Vveriitiaee seren, eae her husband heard of her years he rjunlor’ and her Pevete rian Set @ lot of action! , off the landlord as he would if he'd city: Add her flafice is in town, too “Certainjy not!” wuld Mrs, Ja “When lovely woman stoops to folly, 10 emonenal overindulrenct, fgandahin for the rich young peer Birthday. He had first met her in Matrimony these days is simply gone straight home instead. And we wre all to meet at the St. ‘What was she going to get? Cor- And finds, too late, that men be- — New ides for old ones summarises ane Sa tho Duke ron We stent er France, when he was i wot er starvation on the co-operative plan. The trouble with marriage isn’t a Croesus Motel ; ; | er pen Wrote ioe hoger asked tray’— the author's third rule for keeping ued : saab hes ernber of >y: + Fores h * 2 iT? " Ard m to be the gout sup- U 0 plat poken I Jarr y yor West, $0 Binglana) on seperass aeavas nivaing inher own hospital, A suy and a floss ugree to get mar- thing you can cure by rules, If Wil- Baa dare aup- Mrs. dart shook her head ind-fist In thete days- \ its ho sty: “It you move 7oMe ‘That 1s, they started out sepa- “SNOT Duke takes for his second ried. She is then bis, to have and Son couldn't get peace with fourteen What do you mean?” asked MM n #yueamish him pehind : 5 end give the body the ’ 2 Now the e takes for hx secon . F 1 » you mean?” asked Mr 3 ‘ it The charm that soothes her melan- * nd ey ‘out Mrs. Atherton stopped Duchess pretty and popular Mrs hold: Abd ho is then hers, to Points, what\can a married’man du. Ju heegly the young man's ne The “young vent it requires; Mf you mawe Qt. Madeira, waited: till Westminster Rowley, who was married to Richard ( hold. And he t sony) : . ‘ r » dole- mun only blushed furiously and said choly motions about and exercise ack along, and cannily extracted Rowley’ of the Coldstream Guards in have and to hold up. That's where with only twenty rules? Nay, b ne delinved hin fiancee hud gone tO 1. @ good lawyer who kn¢ wcitics ‘for love and et io promise te make hor é 1014 and who divorced ne husband marriage skids from the subjiine to Marriage is wrong as it's practice t m pale of weal dking sh em and irae } De ny ne you must give Saas gr husband Te Sv EW Anin dae ofthe water? the nearest attorney-at-law. If mat- to-day, It's the one effort wher I some gu eee sted Mr. Jarr, “ond And can-collect to , oung, And just as jou Vt didn’t work out that way, how- doesn’t make perfect. But saving his money for the marriage he is trying to sell her riding hoots The ast that bring epentance tn t w pmotions aa want <= ever, for at the request of Mrs. Corn ! ng a twin set of comunand- deal?” nstead of walking shoes, and that { at ren ' static mind means é allis«West, King Edward VI. lad COURT Mrs. Jare regarded him giving an may have detained your bride-cl her lover yee ; ments on the national pastime wil t aah t that & ee ¢ oot Uf abe “? beware of mental tn- fn Yong and earnest conversation with » nw P B nents on Aion of the turning of the worm 8 kaa arin yosOM. tha-Jmpetuous ducal lover. He had INCEMT never do it any good. You can't he had fished his turn, and then didn’t run on ¢ rate Heket psa aoe FP eipabioly ope Bang and of special. asked his flancee for his release from Copyright. 1930, by Tho Press Pvbilahing Co, (The New York Hrentna World make an orchid out he stepped on him thusly ; ane A AR ah cepa id . r ever an elixir of youth sc y " . ft " » too bad ou ob to be g hounee v ie y vhi s to a ror e bs Yalrensagement, but she followed —¢ EAR MISS VINCENT: | am good education and work asabook- inning « florist’s pri ier geal pan ims) cuiect te: ibalng: Baur f my Which it that the re ever an elIRie eerie girl of sixteen and in keeper for a manufacturing con Hnough dough to keep the wolf in some uf your Usual aggociites, then BUxh mmbsallnantarke with pletures—tls printed not sacar ‘ SI . Atherton, megnwhile, sued for te fe with a certain boy. cern, Last year | made the ac haps you would endos ourself!’ “Have 1 p cwaillug, Mra once but many times in every great djgoree, naming ‘the Duke of West For the last couple of months we .quaintance of a young man who i But, my dene,” Mr. Jary mumbled Jar 4 Me dare fooks daily in the country; ory, minster as co-respoudent. Again the both been trying to get each a reighbor, He knows | love him, YWWAAARAARARRRnee T don't w ie Put oun” Rut in ti As wrong badly 3 te saw the SNEWEST INVENTIONS King intervened; the-suit was witl- have both been trying to g re on? axked Mrs, Jarre wan thinkin, Rob renented whenever he sa OR use on'eabwhy sence ‘crawn and, ufter a postponement, other jealous, | thought of a plan but he has never asked me to go FAMOUS “FIRSTS. Laura's ting Mr, Jarr oul—she nadn’t headlines! nae fei Miss>sCornwallis-West —becan the to start ‘going about with other out with him, not even for a walk. \ flance, has ré before, it, yet As for the r Gh (er ant delartine Annette) ar new device Fg ou idevef the youth described as “the ate He says he will never marry, and 1 first demonstration of ind - must go along n them as bride-to-be, believ he ¥ y or di A i ine of a accunwilliig bridegroom ever seen Hove but now'l regret this. for my the remarkable discovery § chaperone. But, of course, If you re- ly hooked, gave him a pec pretending she didn't suffer > announce each stop 10 every tu id \ ndl p va fntondoa.” One thing on which he real friend is beginning to forsake » then looks at me and:grins. Kindly fuse to Ro, L can go alone with thins, und adjusted hin neoktie ‘ cor with a loud speaking telte, es was the settlement of a me. 1 gry myself to’ sleep many tell mo, Miss Vincent, your opinion BHR a me mie ae ee for, at least, I am not ineonsiter “Don't mind Mr he's always For her sins—but, In the old story's Dione, ter of @ million dollars on the iehsvau oauld adv about the matter, 8. H. D. ) by and selfish : saying things he a modern ending, See ore ne Aruerion MSN ONE MRD YEN aN BEY ‘That you are @ very. sunceptibl a} abner Phas, $ | ut at this Juncture a miid-men- sald Mra. Jarr, “And hi il mnceua’ leativine: eaouahe (ures \ relish dish, has boon page , who knew how : eines mai a nered young man, raising his first. dear, I can hardly realize er h ted with a Y compart= WIR “nodded wisely You were yery foolish to go around young ’ludy, If this young man Sisnaveny Ht the X-rays. ap arrived and announced he gaged!" around—tor Bob, for his snobbish, nt for ice that ehille bat ‘fat.eaeh other and said, “Walt &nd with the other young. people. Now made this frank statement to you peated to the. popular Inasing @ Bellweather, Laura Sined- — “Nor I either,” wid Mr Ja ¥ bing family doos not touch the contests, “ . 6. i « ghost of 4 ri t to! ne en a "4 % 7 ¢ h act t as though ¥ were ma eet * see!" They saw about whut they tho only thing for you to do is to give haven't « ghost of a show with Capid 2 70h), rand @ Him flance, and she hed sent him act just as € Be ar onner Unetaaeiad Cabs ei expected, eventhough it wa up these friends and let your rail —not even a slight hold on his wing the press of rid devoted went £0 Y Race ROYe. Tie. aaa , ; he Duke and nese anae ie Feur fee f sep abednschl eeaibla ae n een ‘sera and camp to mm the e-elect t h her's forty « firhe “coming: 77 ir “on friend see’ tha, you do not care for Never fall in love wh the man aly gm ach Re to the p rast on * Ron BRE ee ltraa ehorel to a hae gail i an roll hns & wing eprend OF > chi) mits he doesn't care about love ar m nant be pitied than censured nd findin th ey xieon feet an ware threo children, them Pantacainoanere, vnu beer of Uns D po df With eyes t ‘4 weighs Uraula and Lady Mary, who surviv riage or any of tho thing h eS hati imanlt ‘Woere's Laura, the dear child? because he di sot shaved, — thore some gain pounds, i oad n Ki “Dear Misa Vincent; | am a Nineteen is young und full of hopes RAE st UM You haven't lost her?’ asked Mre. when he know they were going out Ventlatenn, “Subcwh Aied years young lady of nineteen, have a Do not waste them in the desert air, Jarr banteringly. with aloe people. _1.|.» Bor justice? )