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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1920 Yes, Even Opera Singers Have REAL Love Romances 0 YOU BELIEVE? I SANTA Gaus’ “Nobody Ever Came Down My Chimney but Revenue Cops,” Says Jake Hound—But Ezra Anybody Believes in Anything That Cuts Tag Days. _ f By Neal R. O'Hara. 'S Can You Beat It! y Maurice Ketten Anna Fitziu Confesses Hers To Wed De Segurola Who Has ‘‘ Never Been . Married or Even Engaged’’— , Anna Says So. PERFECTLY | | REMARKABLE GLORIOUS!) | FOR A WOMAN 1 ENVYHER || OF HER AGE! J SEE SUCH A HEAD OF HAIR, / WISH 1 KNE wy By Fa Stevenson ES HRIST Ana Mats b The Pree Publahing Co, (The New York Rvewiag World) } ‘Copartalt, 1920, nts Pres ie Co, (The New York Eveaing World.) C Sie Ootied ae tribe poakaey Cc H aha sa “ig HEN Cupid hurls his mighty arrow and pierces two palpitating ‘ " ante Clau W hearta, the feminine heart !s bound to be affected in one of two ways. Wither, this love-stricken heart throws a veil about itself and refuses to discuss the “coming NA PITZIO ano ANDREASM DE SECO ROLLA © MidHain BS Tove and radiates light and love to all, freely telling of “the wonderful thing which has come to me." That is the way love has affected { Anna Fitziu, the beautiful! and eweet- voiced prima donna. Just a few days % ‘posal from him, bgt told him I NO HER MAID to. the boys and to genre bie joo mount shave time, Guise go "you ker’ to Cabot Lodge. ere have thin! “WISTFUL.” ped eel Ga Ae eea iad ahaa BRINGS HER beon thes in the last eight yours If you love this man you will prot year : ne 0. nN happy. On chee hc Wifes tle 8 be owpetce Bo ar HAIR HERE when we doubted there was a Santa fans it you merci: resprot him yen Splits Dperd mp ny ane ORG = Claus, but now we know there Is will do well to weigh the matter in ve West 70th eet, to congratulate her one. 1 bave asked Will Hays to your Own mind, a and, inelden i tye Baar be E Vics upon hang his stocking on the night be- “Dear Miss Vincent—Am very new’ love! come to her while her told every- thing—EVPRY TH. deficit. We have limited contribu: He has aeked me to moct hima Uons to $1,000, but of course ‘we his cousi heme unknown te “Ho does an ope singer make i love "Does h » sing his loy “¢ ore rs I reminded Miss Fitziu, ‘oat could make an exception for Santa. Vite ey a fine tallaes yonder: yords of pr " 1 asked Jo not need to wed. . fee . Site itstu os oho ouciea ner aninite surposed to be. thelr JAKE. HOUND—Yau can't fool ghey 'my parent MWh hod ankles wbout her on a gray f r lives are more me with Santa Claus or eny fairy e, While her wavy dark hair ehone sweet song, It is a inst a back y it Bot forth in all its glory a ground of huge yell mums which haf cc Miss Fitziu's well hrye on h nthe Ways gain your parents’ Loge were disguised with whiskers, but ber because they are better 0 : nd the beautif not the kind Santa wears. They ‘™*? you raised, while her E ke tud the beautit left nothing in my stocking but my “Dear Misa Vincent: | am only i Q flowers’ on a “rare day in : J y : sume." Na, dt Panui GLA fool and nothing {n my cellar but sg (A ons oie ean teaeal A “An opera sihnes makes lor AO met ie the empty coal bin. ing his vacation in my home town. to you! He tells you of his lo ’ the fatal vibrating tones, he tells ° .T LOVE ather iful { the eye vent,” or else it opens like a full blown a is legal and known as a Christ- mas present. Yuletide, when a guy doesn't dave to stand under mistle too to kiss his roll goodby. Yule- the suckers come round. ay tide, when Crisp Crinklé, alias Dol- EZRA ANYBODY—I believe i <A lar Bill, goes up the chimney In Santa Claus. I believe it amy smoke, Christmas, when happiness reigns and an umbrella is an appro- priate gift. We have managed to lasso a herd of opinions for our readers on a very important question of the day ~“Do you believe in Santa Claus?" The aewers prove that we are a Allez: PONZI-—I believe in Santa Claus 1 have asked him to leave a Mile in my stocking. Santa plays the right system, too, He only pays dividends once a year. I tried to improve on nature and payroff the customers every forty-five days. Byt give me credit, boys—I left more empty stockings for Sanfa'to fill than any guy of my age or welgit. BRYAN—There is no Santa Claus, When I was a boy orator I bung my stocking by the ballot box three times and got nothing but election returns. Santa did not give me thove—be is not that kind of a guy, HARDING—Santa wilt come this year, but he'll be drawn by'a flock of G. O, P. elephants. 1 have asked him to leave some postmasterships fore, with a note to Santa about the stories. Nobody ever came down my chimney but revenue cpps. They LOUIE (GRABSTEIN —1I am @ ticket speculator, I don't have te believe in Santa Claus so long as fa Fi Scheme that does not require @ oot /— tribution. Personally, Ido not care whether Santa calls on me or not But I do hope he fille the stomachs of tie Starving Slovakians, the med= {eine chests of the Ailing Albaniens, the pockets of the Ruined Roumas- fans and the dinner pails of the Un- fortunate Ukrathians, Then we shall have fewer tag days and twice as much peac on earth, cvs horieaifiomiasasecig COURTSHID MARDIAGE BY BETTY VINCENT ery ie Yoel reine Wenene OF z “Dear Miva Vincent: | am @ ced young girl of twenty and deeply in love with a man twenty years my senior. He is @ great csleb- rity and quite wealthy and hee good moral character, | have known him all my life.and he has always been moet courteous, A few days ago | received a pro= / much in love with a young man whom my whole family ‘detest, Do not meet the young man at bis 's home or clandestinely, Ais a lotter him inclosing an inv! eS Ses = === boy you were lucky if you found a tation to a party which was te =o See n rr i an oyster stew. Now you be given for him, He never ac- : eyes and when he } di (ld to the bonds of = « i se 2 pearl in an oyster a eet Rhowiosonet ah etly that you whisper ‘YES’ he the wedding , Ly SOPHIL . i 7 are lucky If you find an oyster. pipes olde veusiny Bis) Arie be only ome the daiiily. shod) teat came) dows 1 tee TE XMAS SHOPPING There tn no Santa Claus, like you to advise me how. te ra singer knows how!" pat on th y iiss st say J -1 ip. < Oe han vhispered faintly but up very wht upon the settee, j +g EE SUGGESTIONS JUSTIN DUBB—My wife wants a gain is friendship PEGGY sal ae eee - “And let me tell she added with New Yorker 1 the muny letters 1 danger by being killed, stop and see te Mmousine or nothing for Christmas, , Perhant Persy. tn the Paes thee weXETESsibie Joy up ner 1 Prens Publieting Co, ) ‘orker, from the many nr anger b; ed, stop anc . . ~y "Mr de Segurela has NISVER. bean COPA, 1990, Jot ineing Wels "have racelved, that he does not really that’s 3 provided for N the glove shops they say 1am afraid to give her her necond go back’ to yout books and leewone, MAXIMS Bit engag WESTERNER on a visit to know what to do to make things where, sy: will) oeithe: favorite e-™®. ‘2 asked. ew York City complained bit- Batee F when he is confronted with Hy age color for gloves epring- or A Were Leia atout Wye terly at the lack of civic pride WfONAdOINE, ra eaapacnicr tune. Better bear thi in mind in the metropolis, He claimed that pride?” is a question with many. A ig done about it when you gelect gloves for MODERN MAID , the people of the West were much few common exampie i what it is ; It vou see iyo) se bcaphagl ae Me] Christmas gifts, Many of the £ “4 fare srt Si athe er of commu. May be summed up as follower: ong in thetr vielnity, get busy anc ie are featur gray ates E 4 What we were more alert In the matter of commu- MAY G SHuT Rae Ree (ee banE A) eta conmlact Gooat in on. pal arty feat od Rand ARGUERITE MooERs MARSHALL! Girt We Me knot, ubap Bity Interest, and put forth ndividual , get the nearest policeman to re-ted , Sir eee yh carpe Sa Copyr! ' Phe Pree Publishing Co years ap 801 4 ¢ffort in matters that concerned the prrest him and take a litt! th Whon the matter of a public im » you will have a good oppor- a UO, ty Dee tiated gee ota OO lle at appear inst him. I oo provevnent. such is a pal, is sched 3 tunity for aelection. Gray ANDSOME men are like French © When did Cupid first utter his » New Yorker doesn't horse bowing will be ushnowa in et be Bo 5 Ca Mat rant ln Ie ‘Whanatseusdbe tu logetioneties pastry — decorative, rather eeney ties ne seem to care what they do to him. ? Be eee stray suffering oat, call that be. If enough of this was don ure in demand, eEsbably pe } than satisfying. and 1 wanted He not only pays ‘or civic mistakes jn giticer, take p few minutes to 1 ney would be at on frlv cause the gray suede shoes spe Lip "i rds! le docs rn * ° ot P: onto atters. ' u « rf for dress there is no more legiti- yes qgain and {8 money but in hardship. He docs phone to ‘the Society of Prevention a capes arkuis: Saibons bth * ee thatoa te ene te REE er cae taka, ects dnierest em competinn TOR CHUNES a cise en evan ‘nterert in yon nearont fot © et 9 sad st : <a . out Come and get tt i r e mwonle of the neigh a & atak kacckout drome how wil tie ree gD at in Paris,” replied abuses or does he move one inch out ya contustar bandline & nod wat tiie fullest benahe of tuat prima donna reguining her for- ‘6 nis tranquil way to eee that things ‘on a atreat car or sub. particular park. A veil makes @ good Christ- masters of the she-was-so-innocent aayety it was » case of love “ > ane . R st aleht for ooth of us but we aré done. the conductora ‘number And #0 t could go on 4 mas gift and now that the school of fiction Indicate er DEFER” Accided to walt all those years We "HO lem eomebody else do it and acd BOE TOR Geno et yee enterent te. 8 res made veil ia again a vogue It able lapse from virtue? Wanted to test our love, to let it goes along auffering and complain- Mad § A Sa Am averenAiREN sould fe 5 Quite & worthiwhilé: gift The man who registers disap-- grow! rhe continued, ‘wa aro to 'BS: If each person coming in touch 14) refuse to pay (he charge and ap- ~ Also, in ove from (he financial standpotnt. proval of bis wife's mekeup is the f It is fashionable With @ civic wrong which impresses pear against tlm, Don't go on the community fat Some shops are featuring f 2 % . . her id sn more and get rid of him na a: erest in 4 E matter with her the day she forgets Pall aati me, “f poe IP ihe thing ab mat it a Uri tad arte Sevause he will go On and cheat your done. Before you t. you wil wifts so the chance for a good Aiarine tha fewer ie ang come a time when tt 8 fellow citizen as weil have devalc not only selection 4s excellent to put it on, ; twitter'ng, the flowers in bloom and 7 ‘h the actual work of civic “When you see little children in the urself but to Extravagance, tndolence, devotion the whole world in love. u ttle | mn | amma m is ‘Mr. de Segurola has two titles would realize that the congested areas, whese lives ure tn t - - nae > i re seem to make a woman u e la has t 5 eee a Ganaaiueenenn oe — 0 pleasure - {am content to be just plain average citizen was alive to his job —~— temptation before marriage—and DO «\;,.° f courses” (here her Volco as o citizen and t laxity in pub- By Voy 14, | Boa ee ee ee eee ee CHULA HEV Aa etn, iia walters’ would not bo tolerated, (WM CARonLL Note to husbands: When one of {,' Bul NOWOn! Lame wiet “Ae it te Gnd thet there Ja 0 e@ 3 E ' you pays your wife a compliment, it Jongin, June. ¢ and I will wotul Jack of knowledye amon Coy 1990. br Toe Prem Maiti Co, , py \nitlal or: slnom, butt was the onls woman be ig not necessary to be alarmed over h eee he en am, NO@w Yorkers as to the most common ihe New rate bial Wer! ca Ginaient.! Shia ; ever H-O is scientifically cleaned in the Homby Kitchens. the effect. A shock of joy was never Mine Trained’ phate phases of thelr own civic bodies, 66) 7OU we ce reniked tee "What. nonsense!” snapped Mra a2" veplied Mr, darn, care. ‘i jes hed: photo aK aes 1 " met to-day!" remarke Jars, HUA, If vou wank U w lenaly ell, you know, the poor fel. P = . known to kill! graph to ze It v na # picture of ae wae are preaunes to | ae out for ee ot come 2; nWall. tty ° i we Tee ee Ve ee anit Only the nourishing meat of the oat gets into the H-O i 4 gurola sitting in the tonneau of an the civic welfare o c a whei 4: Mii to% i : ie tin atthe y A sinner $s an individual whose Synere ip only one way 10 put it tomo the ather evening don't think, ire er mic te. Aten tat racked and, package. e sonee of self-preservation is either , just bought that car in concluded the Western and Bil 1 can't ioegine who it was’ 1 kenitt Hhyana, where he is stayin that the average New Yorker {4 de- , i Bag WSK ney 4 . <p! ; a vats or ing which the Wished a8 hor Anavr ‘pointed 10 a voud of civic spirit, For exam PoE RR SAG EWAN 8 : a This table is from U; si: Health Education Bullatta No. 2 ere 4 An's wMiln nd a cng, King with several promin one that Was a pleamire to mee 1 reme a0 See how Oatmeal leads -+ average husband dislikes more fai next t. him whick rea men, I find that very You ar happy over the encounter, hits { nweetheart. You reniember Luella ‘ = place i know even their own city and aolin glad you were With’ a gtod e SAG Mniiente Oatmed! 2,500 packing his bag for a short trip—and t the weilBing bells ring out! conmlent na ‘ I ns nd you were with @ rl a Thorn ry ‘ sit othae elegy GE yee eg 4 : ©. 1980 that’s unpacking it, oe One man, for instance, did not aren old frien oe . t vr the s Jarr jelly Ido A wheat cereal 8,200 Macaroni - 1,580 Homing, ..... 1,160 So long as every girl knows that eoaw OF toe Sean AOS. GE the. sh f Perhaps you wouldn't be so glad SNR GarD oy Spe ty I'm glad to # Graham flour , #200 Another cereal. . 1,350 a (white) .. 1,150 ‘ity Fathers, pertionment Te if You knew who it was, You used to “Oh yeas " miuih Mr. Jatt 0 F F phi a nol aakies arevot more valve to & SCIENCE NOTES 3 estimate ‘ana Apportionment. tie if ¥ou knew who it was, You. eon from te Pe OR rydla tate ie Barley 14190 Farina 1.500 Corn flakes... 1.100 are o! ore value to thought that the Mayor met with the greq aad ga Sear. o ns y sr} > with her before et you - . ; Sear Tes bth than elther abe: are spiders in $ Boan of Aldermen and docided " sald Mr. Jarr carelessly, ont?” Mr eat gh) ich a atone Tek y THE H-O COMPANY Dept. B, Buffalo; N. Y. her a4 7 ove: g. He did not know wae the ' 1 r Mts doubt 5 Argentina that spin } everything. H 1! Bo long ax you are on, t no doubt you * spelling or @ head for figures, just webs on telephone and Assemblyman of his district w th seat shen E40) held aoieaiie.’ shite ee ies veces “YT want some more po ene Faaas Wil coinpieln abet: Mie Geek me 8 voted but he could: 's a very queer way to spe: in ut you an MLM LF, ' r cn déw soaked, to he voted, but he cow ae Tay x i > a 1 you hn th t and the way girls dress downtown. More clreuies fs names of the men bridling up. “A very W Ri Aig Shean of herdelt Sond your grooer's For takftig care of a baby, love and t e | aue indeed.” Mp ARS Granit Heavily 7 auanue | name and os oat d sense are equally essential; for 1 marvelled at all this,” conclude UWWhy, Wo, it lope replied Mtr, Jarr, gyiii®, dwt decline any drinks, a 8 beet hs 4 } a. { the Wasternor, “in view of thelr h y. no, a rf) then!” Bee TD a PM gy oa 0 for 4 taking care of & husband, » third 9 coove sen level; nee than that. } ing the greatest city in the world, tm satisfied 6 long as you like the “On yee, now T remember that younk ney Fee Tage j ecessary—sh. ; t : ” man still gi life with vin persone a factor is @ jeer inspira % of any other State, fea see 2 more ats clvie wah on PORE |, out any mental functions whatever.” ‘Because, it's @ totally. different : Oe About halt of the copper pro- 2 the part of the individual,” “When I tell you it was M. T.2" | phate right! Atmsc him!” snapped Filer 2 ae sae) SIG MN, f8Pz ORNBY'S ATM] 7 : s i iy . "You always did hate him, bireting into tear H A A ¥ Some wives are deserted, and some duced in the world comes from ‘This Cg ya ot a, vivio pride of vagina’ Mae. Zee mavelerici My ure com zou | we noe pale wa ot ‘, Bh hen by: Sick pad’to side. ry merely the victims of golf hus leas than a score of mines. oremee ada mae Poy jorrig Pa 4. tsyou know—with the very fond of Bevery, fond. Ho told admit this, but the doosn't know why-~ dat if . to the blend naustachs,’ = Aempats, married Swice ony one: _ ee <asceeeneminsiaatiea ade Aelita eit tieiaalicatiilbatieaicitee chi hieaaamaaanmaimtdiaiatile

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