The evening world. Newspaper, November 22, 1920, Page 24

COMIC PAGE MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1920 ‘YOU LOOK TROUBLED, KATINKA- A bout Plays and Players WEDDING CAKE’ WATINKA~ SLEEP SO Like Most OLD MaIDS - WHAT'S THE MATTER - By BIDE DUDLEY ) HE ON 'T TONIGHT AND YouR FUTURE KATINKA PASSES A DIDN'T You SEE THE } HUSBAND Witt APPEAR Unde RESTLESS NIGHT —~ MAN You'RE GOING AND OUR SCENE SHIFTS To THE EXT MORNING time is near when Winthrop Asnes will do some mom | What Don’t You Know? | producing of plays, He ts | } * — -prepart resent Ar a tn” Wien arcmere’ mtery| if Hart arrott wrote @ play of adventure in Central Asia, “The| 20uf Christmas, would you calt Green Goddess. It is expected) Mm a Christmas Carroll? the play will be seen in New York If a fat man can outrun a during the holidays. Olive Wyndham| thin man, what has become of will be Mr. Arliss’s leading woman. Others in the cast are Cyril Keight- ley, Herbert Waring and Ivan Simp- ‘won. Mr, Arliss will essay the role of the law of dipsomaniat Why doesn't somebody induce George Fife and Joe Drum to 90 into business as Fife & Drum? the Rajah, said to be exceptionally If Henry Hull won't give Qolorful and yousual. away the plot of his new play, FOR HELEN HAYES. how would you like to hear Helen Hayes's next play will prob-} Alma Telit Shly be one written by Booth Tar- If Billy Watson were to get JOE'S CAR \ Kington. He wrote George C.'Tyler| credit at his butcher's, would d = « ; recently as follows: : you be silly enough to call it o's Joe Will Be “Flat” Too, When He Gets the Tire! x “I read somewhere you wanted to| Billy Watson's Beef Trust? LISTEN MY DEAR — Tire. © p = put Mise Hayes in a part utterly un- If Julla (this is terrible) had JOE, (VE ASKED YOU AT LEAST ts GooD ine a yas UURbRAS RUNNING FLAT, — (T BLEW our Mike any in which she has already! q son and some sandpaper (we mMayYBE — ohm gion paket oy Loy at! ought to be arrested for this vig, Ling il pend hatte eth ee would Julia Sanderson? dng to let you in on the secret until detonated bead the thing is finished. I Just want tol). 6. tne other day and found him other day a ! . Pook with it in my own way. Are) ahout to visit a client. rA.OZEN “TIMES — WHEN ARE + YOU" GOING “TO GET “THAT G NEW TIRE? MORE MILES —~- 2 anne “Topay wt one), STi AT ME i you interested?” “I'll come again,” satd Frank. Mr. Tyier didn't write Mr. Tarking-|‘“You're busy" et ABOUT “THAT ? “ton— ne “That's al righ! replied 6 (deo Relecciis bead aah lawyer, “My client offm wait. He's} in jail.” KELLERD IN DECEMBER. —_—_ Jom E. Kellerd, who has not acted Gossip. , im New York in six years, will begin] Nearly all the theatres) will have an engugement of twenty Shakeapear-| Jo) Cottinn will wing tho ttle role 6 fen performances at the Manhattan |i, gyal" in London, Opera House on Dec. 2. He will offer) Joe Cawthorne received @ turkey ‘all the well-known Shakespearian/| from Texas yesterday, plays except “Ob, Henryi" and “Pol-| The death of Olive Thomas did not deldn.” affect the public demand for her films, BOHEMIANS LIKE IT. Fred Stone will appear at a benefit in Boston, Sunday, Dec. 12, for the Children’s Hospital and Convalescent Home. The management of “The Green- wich Village Follies, 1920," reports the receipt of an excellent mu- a Of gidul comedy, the book and lyrics| Harry Tierney, composer of “Trene, fr which are by Robert. Ament|%@& gone abroad to vislt and spend @f Tho New York Sunday World, |#Me of his royalties. fssisted by John Chipman Farrar, poet} The inmates of Sailors’ Snug Har- fand «<peciai writer. The music is by| bor will see “Kissing Time” Wednos- Carjo Edwards, We'll be glad to print|@ay afternoon, Dec. 1, as Frank w story of the acceptance of the piece | Deane's guests. site WANTS ME TS SIT ON HER 4 ) BAP — AND ste HAS NT _ GOT p MARY. Go RIGHT IN THERE AND Do WHAT MRS BLUM P AsKs Y6u Te Do Now, MARY, You MusT Do war MRs BLumP § ASKS YOu TS DO — T cant - oe ee jt this management will kindly send it} Somerset Maugham is writing a down. c ENTER BENJAMIN! Mr. Benjamin Reisig of St.-Mark's ‘Avenue, Brooklyn, has taken up poetry writing. He has sent us a rhyme about ‘Ms friend Edna. We consider the first verse excellent, so we'll print it 4n order that the hundreds of, thou- wands of readers of this columh may get @ line on the abllittes of our new Contrib. Here it ts: Bana, dear, I have a fear * You're not yourself no more, When I heard you speak, your voice 80 meek, » Was like a tion's roar, play of Oriental life which will go in rehearsal in January, according to A. H, Woods. Charles Compton says there are two kinds of hose—that made of rubber and that which makes you rubber, Valentine Jory, who is acting in films nowadays, is enjoying an en- forced lay-off. ‘The wind blew over the pyramids. Edward Royce has begun rehears- ing the chorus for “Sally in the Al- ley,” in which Marilynn Miller and Leon Errol will star. Dolores will be in the cast. Clasie Hayden, ballet mistress of the Hippodrome, has devised a “Dance of Thanksgiving” for “Good Times" this week. Hugo Ballin, picture producer, has . PRQMENADE’S NEW ONE. arranged to make a film of “East ‘The Messrs. Shubert have arranged| Lynn,” with Mabel Ballin in the to present at the Century Promenade | leading role. Monday night, Nov. 29, beginning at! The Rev. Henry R. Rose of New- Effective Only If Father Survives? = 5 WELL-Y'See. I wanT > WRY-Wou HAVIN. @MOKED A ONE OF f on! “TH INGRATE 11.30, a new ‘show called “The Cen-|ark gave an illustrated talk in his rev: 4 i % —THATS How MUCH ay poe tury Midnight Revue.” “The Mid-|church last night on the Pox plc- hauled f THESE. “CIGARS XT Gave night Rounders,” now the attraction,| ture “Over the Hill.” | HE APPRECIATE ‘2 wy i You FOR YouR BIRTHDAY ; aa tee T INTEND Ww OO = Cure Him oF ‘will go on tour next week with Eddie} ‘Tne cast of “The Broken Wing” i Se No DEAR E KEEP ’EM UNTIL ==. "om Cantor as its star. The company willl includes Louise Wolheim, Joseph uWu——, eI 7 STEALUN' MY \ be @ big one. The new revue will be| gpurin, George Abbott, Mary > YouR “FATHER ViSiTS the only one at the Promenade until] worth, Incz Plummer, Henry Dug- us ! after the holidays. The place will open at 6.80 for dining and dancing, however. TWO BENEFITS. ile Gibeon, the dancer, who had * to give up his vocation when he ldst ® leg through an accident, will be ‘tendered a benefit by his friends in the theatrical profession at the Co- han & Harris Theatre on Sunday eve- wing, Nov. 28. Many stars and head. Jine acts will assist. Through the ef- forts of Mary Nash a special per- formance of her new play, “Thy ‘Name is Woman,” will be given at ‘Whe Playhouse next Sunday for the gan, Alphonz. Ethier, Walter F. Scott, Charles Trowbridge and Myr- tle Tannehill. The Alliance Film Corporation of London has _ selected an American girl, Rosina Henley, to head its sce- nario department. She is a daugh- ter of Helen Bertram. ‘The only film engagement Maria Ascarra of “Spanish Love” ever ac- cepted came to her through her abil- ity to roll a cigarette with one hand. Recently she has been offered others. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The writer of this column likes to ee, ie ; 2 % print funny stories, but not those that stand up on their hind legs and ‘Bide-e-Wee Home. 3 ‘ SOAK HIM. , | shout advertising. zt z 28us Counnvi a {When ole Troubie's "bout to hit you, FOOLISHMENT. - - E> Courns! 2 Boak rm wif a emite; (By Saigh Leer.) Something to “Look Forward” To! II he does he'lt nevah git you— The bride stood on the burning deck, ieee : bd: fap =” Boak him wif a smile. The bridegroom rushed to save her. e t 8 ? / Trouble ain't in no gondishun He wouldn't have gone had she not 50 PENSIVE, BUB ? aly Oe teres by ie 4 VAN ZELM “Fo ter fight sech ammunishun, worn MINE q ¢ Quit yoh growlin’, hopin’, wishin’-— The jewelry he gave her. ee » Soak him wif a smile, _ ~ pete JUST FOR i, MORE FOOLISHMENT. | BEN IS WOLINSKY. By J, Onborme, Clean.) | THANKSGIVING LIKE YOURS, ‘The real name of Ben Welcir is|1 asked a girl to be my bride, A BIG TUMMY | | Benjamin Wolinsky. Barly in his| She laughed @ while and then she stage career an east side theatre pit nan 4 UNCLE JOHN manager objected to putting “Wolin- sky” in the electric Nights, as it was|Said she: “You make me happy, so long it might eat up the show's howey, profits. So Ben poured a schooner of beer, « popular beverage at that | Because I owe a world of money” time, over his head and rechristened | ae himself Beh Welch | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ‘ | “Is your coal all in?” HE GOULD WAIT. “No, but my bank account is." zing went to seo al ——_ The Dentist Again. a . ay ATHER and mother were having ¥ DOTYOU Pi iti ‘chat totore retiring tr : | bye" with his vocal organs. glad to promise, The next issue| couldn't I ull come up and swim in|—and—it you should forget to take KNOW? the night, The future of their ea ee ee ee aaa ues | Renan ; hour later he woke up 4 re | cc e the ciga o ; Kittle ones was the thieresting topic came aware that somo one was in| “\We-wish to apologize for the man-| “I ain't sayin’ I would.” Hie abr CULT SE solr saath Tae vr: . QUESTIONS. of their conversation. horrible agony Inthe room beneath| ner in which we disgraced the beau-| “But spoain’ you all jess had a lot|check.you know, gould cause 4 RY rst fs the largest city west of| phen, what about Harold?" said him. | titul wedding last week. Through an | of ice cream, wouldn't you give me a| ment.” _ dhe Missies'p) the father pfesently. ‘What's the matter, Clara?! he| error of the typesetter we were made | Whe Olean want 2. Which is the larger, North or} “Ah, Harold," sighed the Thother e shouted over the banisters. “What's| to say “the roses were ‘punk,’ What ay, look heah, man," came the | minute ate Thee ent thing cae a? | - . “fac Every Man to Hie Trade. When he had finished he paus te ve awful nois we wan > SAY Was t’ ‘the noses: = ug y, M as nothing bu 9. Bouth Dakota? | shadow crossing her face, “I «0 I ful n 9 siLy arp retort, ‘if you all is too darn] blush on the fair cheek to indicate S tynat ta ane wh3-commences a,| times wonder what will become of DEVOTED couple, married a | examine the result of his labor ony vise, dad?” came Clara’s horrified | Were pink.'"—-Phiadelphia Bulletin. | jazy to do yer own wishin’ fonh all/ that ‘Tom had taken the hint.—Reboo ‘suit in a court of law called? Harold! He seems t#take a fend short time ago, took up their eed tee te tps SHOR he neepa oe reply. “Why Mr. Fiddwuazel is sing- ~—_ — - dem t and dem coolin’ stimu-| both Herald, ic wietms what piant is nen made? | delight, in hurting his broth de inca dainty cottage (n |. nn ne. Jae ip ho \ ing ‘Love That Dear Old Home of Too Lazy to Wish. Tanta jae 6 ean ant wilt, CO tum. | a 5. What minera} is divisible into| “is that so?” said the a suburban quarter, Everything In| "sald she. “The gas has)" “On, does he?" said Jimson furl- WO negroes were enjoying ¢ es aime His Obfuscation, % thin, transparent plates? | promptly. “Then we had & the house was the latest and gave fone out, and the water is still run-jousiy, “Well, just you tell him that spite, during the noon hour, | Hint Well Taken lee two and two make four ie 6. How many sighs are there in| him a dentist.”"—Los Angeles TY unmixed satisfaction, But one ever | "Aen he went for a plumber—Ans- |e isn't it.-—Jud, from thelr hot task of carrying | ¢ ¢rraoM,” she sald, softly, as sho| seid Prof, Pete, “is a unite * ithe zodiac? —orre ning when the husband returned he] wers, — — \ freight on a hot day, aoe aar + 1 an & terable as were the laws! of = “| 1. What kind of ‘weather docs a Defining Their Efforts. found, to his disgust, that a water | Unfortunate Apology. | “Good Lawd, man," sighed one, “L| inoken trustingly Into is) the Pedes and Mersians—I mean, of ~ eauare white fizg forecast? i Hello, old chap,” eried Mead WS | ipe had bu The rooms were! Patience Gorely Taxed. " OPRTAIN editor of @ country | sho wish I wuz up in the cool moun-| «yy a rs repost i . jonuraes the Merdes and Pesians—tha@ | & What, are the circles we some-|“Haven't seen you for an age, How] ie oad ang the carpets, which were| JIMSON was a kindly ttle man, He newspaper in Kansas was asked | , 7 hat lm it, dearent e asked | is, the Perdes and Mesians—the—eg f da pets, tain where der wuz a lake of watah, 7 jtmes se@ about the sun called? are you getting on with those néw| ii. yusband’s special pride, were in| had ant foy thres hours at the to leave the community as the Tread : a 7 | tenderly. —h'm"—— . % What ie the decimal system of neighbors of yours? I hear they are ange 4s pep alla supper table, so that his daugh- | Tesult of a typographical error in his and I had lots of money and nuffin’! «pont you think, Tom," she con-| “you doubtidss intend to refer te Weights and measures called? sical,” | danger of being spoiled. | pper 4 A ao . ab . to do ‘cept eat ice cream, fish and| tinued slowly, “that you had better f Res by s' = ‘ pind : Bl pp Segara lght squeeze ber | TePort of the wedding of the Mayo: i jthe Medes and Persians,” helptulg © 30. What muscle divides the chest Are what?” asked Flatleigh, cyn-| “Well, w said he impatiently |ter's young man might squeeze ber! Gaignier, relates Pep, After ex-/swim aroun’ an’ keep cool all de| throw away that cigar ; ., | ‘atermupted J. Fuller Gloom. ‘eavity from the abdomen? ic to his wife, “why rth didn’t you} hand Under the tania} he had ondered | haustit his supply of a se words | time." ‘ “Do a object to smoke, my dear?’ "bxactly, thank you! Now, as tw) | caminae Ana alma d 6, © Whiskeys and sodas, and depart-|about the “blushing bride,” he bad! way: ef y |, | he asked 7 | and wo invariably make four"—- , ANSWERS. “Who said that?” mmer the pipe up? Here, give me |, uninviting Lbraryswhile |uid: “The large elaborate bouquets} AD’ ¢f you owned dat place would) “On, no, Tom: not , she re-| “But they do not. i ; 3 a y Arranged 8t. Louis; 2. South Dakota; ‘Oh, I heard it, Is it not so?” a hammer and I'll do it in a twink-/the young people spooned in front of|of roses were punk.” you all invite me to come up and laze| plied quickly, ‘“'L like the| dem, they make twenty-two, 7, 4, 5. ey os 4. twelve: | “Well, 1 suppose he likes to fiddle, the cheerful drawing room fire. The Mayor demanded a correction | aroun’ wif you?” the other asked. smell of a good cigar, but—but-—" | was the rest of your observa! % ’ dogs; marie 29%, ond the wife likes to yellpit that's paw ot the hemmter opt pounded wisely, be fat in agony File thef and apology in the next yeek’s is-) ‘Cain't say as how L would “But what, genet “Why—ersah!—i declan , Toon ‘ « if tg 4 7 ’ ° - ‘