The evening world. Newspaper, November 20, 1920, Page 11

RTT TITY la NOVEMBER 20, 1920 MODERN HOTEL e BY NEAL F OHARA «© . A Modern Hotel Gives You Service With a Capital S and Two Perpendicular Lines Running Through It. But a Room anda Bath Costs No More on Saturday Night + Than Any Other Night. Come HENRY ARTHUR JONES, PLAYWRIGHT, OBJECTS To Young Girls Showing Bare Arms and Too Muck Back Doesn’t Object to a Pretty Leg AND a Woman Should See a Man’s Legs Before She Marries Him. By Marguerite Mooers Marsha'l. Copyright, 1920, by The Prows Publishing Co, (Tho New York Evening World | eee HAT is woman's rightful position? “The oracle raplied: ‘Put her above you, she is still be- neath you. Put her beneath you, she iu still above you, Pyt yer on a level with you and together you sink {nto sub-bottomless chaps.” ‘Tpts particular oracle’s calling cards read "Henry Arthur Jones,” And 1 Oracular utterance quoted above was first delivered in one of tle pro- flo-and distinguished playwright’s dramas, he Divine Gift,” and then epeated to me, between a beam and a twinkle from kindly blue ey eve talked together at the Hotel Brevoort about the mod her times, * “ By Maurice Ketten \ NOT GUILTY. Le | DAN'T SMOKE 2 SOLD TIPPED CIGARETTES, JOHN, | TOLD You Nor To THROW YOu CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE VASE.) — Think ADO, by The Pres Publishing Co. (Ths New York Beening W A MODERN hotel han from 1,000 room and a Turkish bath on the ode to 1,600 rooms, Try and get It {9 better than a hotel room in (hls one! Any hotel te alwaya five pi wiar—phone calls cost a nickel 8 from the of the shop- Instead of a dime . in hotele, Tha % i Hy mini ping district and any room is five ‘This ts the day of ob mies from. tt lobby rinciple of the ¢ hotel to ow York re led have a ohain on the hatrbrush ant the nlght watchmen have no place tc comb and soap. It supersedes the okt leep nt nikit. The Washington cash and carry plan, where ypit hotel# are Jammed with yuys that are cashed phoney checks at the hobel trying to get tr the Cabinet, They desk and carried the linen out the otel's back window, ‘The gucst hax ance to rob the managemen’ 4 now—not when the management robs are How grabbing practles yatting into folding a. ‘The hotel Philly present a problem. ‘Th when no ¢ woman and 0 no place sleep—which Is consid- him first. "But what js the interpretation?” I ® handicap in Philadelphia, No hotel is now complete withett tisked. “In which of these three criti- ra ago for a dollar a day a all th val positions should man put woman— ebeshas to go somewhere?", “Let him put ner above him," in- wisted Mr. Jones, “for then really she ‘will be beneath him. No man is so ungenerous, so despicable as he who puts a@ woman beneath him and tramples on her; it is then that her ature shows if as tiner than his, Ae for equality betwe man and voman,, wo can't have such u thing, Vs no Use talking about it. Or, as Mr. Jones's alias, the philoso- yher in “The Divine Gift,” dryly ex- wreases it, The present inferior posl- modern conveniences, Uke could get room and board, He hot and lukewarm drinking on tho board, it is true, but running ico water for your but what could you expect for a dollar rest telephone connections with a ? To-day a° guy spends he wrong numbers, preasing service sur for A hotel rovm try- for the cost of your suit, plus 10 per wet ote on the phone. cent. und cab starters that don’t ex- yap that arrives In New York with- pect amore than a half dollar for out regervations has as much chance turning yok over to a taxi bandit. oa the League of Natlons—without Yes, you've got to admit that a mod- reservations. There are 600 hotels to ern hotel gives you service with @ telepho: 00,000 capital 8 @d two perpendicular ines wrong numberg you're Hable to get, Sunnitg through it. s the talephone stunt nearly Another convenience for the hotel 9 to for a room and AL ‘ fon of women Is directly traceable to Ha Algearesau iain aneselee wis solves the problem, A booth gives a gucat fy the quarter-in-tue-wlut medjy 1 resent Inid upon them of be: all ‘tho conveniences of a hotel cine chest. No room is complete i wothers. This necessity onve — ———-——_ without o nickel-piated drug store ' ir status will be immed tof perfect equality A Re l Zi L You can get toothpaste to chan . Jones, you perceive, is out pre- ‘a ulu down your hotel meals, shaving soap } the stuff of which inists arc to pmear on your chin, bunion plas- j or Socialists. When, in my ar hin iy ters to paste on your feet, soothing powders to put you asleep or yellow pills to ®eep you awake, By drop- ping ip a quarter you can get practl cally anything but gus to commit suicide with, the last person ppusition. So peckally when But with all {ts conveuiences, there Us f je still something you can say for the athe siya Re hotel, It hasn't installed the box of+ fico system for trimming the trade A room and bath costs no more on @ Saturday night than any otter night, (n spite of the {ncreased demand for” baths. That's something, And another thing: The guest fs y always right. Except when the bookkeeper udds up your charges, ~ are those and find out who's right HENRY A& Jones | DIDN'T! T ALWAYS BURY MY CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE EARTH AROUND THE PALM | NOWONDER THIS PALM Z| WON'T GROW MEN O! WHY Do MARRY 2 t schemes mation and truction do not come k to and to Omar's wish about this sorry scheme of things entir ‘Would we not shatter It to b Ave impurtas . as You it is @ pity so mamy women are et ning their living out in tie world Remould {t nea yur hearta’ de- nd are not belng mothers? Do you = piney? 7 henrees om UOt BOGE, de vant Women not to have yotes, not to have Jobs?" “1 Delleve everybody should have ai miilea the dramatist, “t have always SCIENCE NOTES won a Suffrumist. Neither do I think ATER taken from an au- iat we can get out of our century. tomobile coo Some women used to be drudges in reac che home: now they are drudges in Qo). heated in ho factories. We can’t put them all ¢ Mnifold and jnje ack into the home {nto a new carbur: “But I do feel that every woman @ '¢ the ‘mile an lave | -MAXIMS | Or A : | MODERN MAID |, : ARGUERITE MOOERS MARS/ALL X " —— and ine a th who hildren and does: ne eng tbe | Conytieh, 1820, by ‘The Prom Publishing Co, i PIRGR Te Latches, Gxane lean The top can be turned t (Thin New York Prening World, i g on this point, Mr, Jones wrote: Tepe Sebi “patente: This youngster from primitive Zulu HE first kiss is the one you ‘ ' ina thee AEE Ow 4, converting land worries not a bit, even though want to remember, and the ; - he is wearing his Sunday best. last kiss i the one you cans ' a ——e ss se ~~ aaa — oe Ly nn eS i ee —- not forget. ps 1 mplications, ‘4 y i e ‘ a = n Remarriage after divorce is as’ H Seat aaa LET By Allah! Egyptian M FE JARR FAMILY Sets vente GING RACK MINDS By Allah! Egyptian Mummies tal boon heh of ine ooa SARA to UrMeibeR thin Z1 BSS Z y, frye BY Roy Te .MGCARDELL. « out. 4 Lat ieardcine z > OPAMIE IRENE Lops e Y Bi Th s C : i siiakag'Cis, (tata Stew Rove Wietinn Wiebe. ° : gee tails dole onen cuty sYtskt, 102), by The Trew Publishing Co, (Tn New York Brenina World ou buy em in Cairo sa, Cara er tas Prem obtain’ cn. (he Den Yon ising NOSE cise ey the. time a oman us) RO 1 ls old World manages to keep br eee tical ye past pr Oreo cared e ts Orr Mra. Jarr and Mrs, Ranglo especially as little Miss Jarr began her husband exclaim over the supers} revolving sc » near its ax “Lam y Mr. Jone udded, genlally, body having sod time, and if 1 had made thu following observa- thing wel when they put thelr minds to work M d ° B was with he coughing agile lative quality of the roast beef, tell +, omit "We just dropped in fora minute!" = Mrs, Jarr immediately applied one where he bought jt, dilate on the. * mae ote 6 aay at “rlo manner ng acta oe They Are Made in Boston ..°.' i> . cere 7 are ike ot very best of the . . eas, H . orld I should have constructed it ayong business geople—a new ex- the same energy, the same interest, ny athe be ing right remedies tor CHildven'™: oUrnglainti: Con ce ene On the ten derieey aaa j upon that simple principle, Unfor- cuse for putting you off. It tg tho the same enthusiasm, In one project * you want p SE TO TT BAUS LO DOERR EAR: 3 sf handy LOW long it was cooked and compat inately, God has Made It very di!- ‘single-track mind’ id . 94 in another. 4 { : crled Mrs. Hickett. "We This was the laying on Of hands 1 with other roasts served during we ent! p Be SEAR: TR ACRE. |. Take Leonardo, the great artist, for perfectly goo: buve!so much to do” where ould do the moat good, ts “The other I was talking to(a oxample, He not only painted tmar- ‘The young woman of to-day mummy— aod nt Man about a proposition that I hid hen both ladies sat down At child dd coughing Period of at least ten years—shy rooms, shock former Presi¢ eee eee eat ee tiene” to, ib isn't atiatl easy i havajaliot ofonceehie lode = rate her howting abilities, wants lo fly down cellar or up attic i Mot of Harvard and fevers con- up with him several times, Minally, bronze, and it {4 s@\ he originated to understand why day, too, remarked Mrs. Jarr, “but Now, don’t cry, darling.” sntd Mrs. and make her dinner off a bowl of nributors to the antic } ly ler to get rid e he said: Me eioalbe : rot ( theta es ‘ Does whe-or her dress—shocka ™ ot 0) Wa ae ane i ae Wiser w: \ F you would want thy matd hay her day out. You know Rangle, gushingly. "If you ory Sunta bread and milk. f ‘ 1" 1 asked, ou see, It's like this: Ihave a feonardo had no “single-track” one—Catro, Bey? Now ineteaitac aes toh Glaus won't ering yon anyioing for : I an past being ehocked,” laughed 5m track mind, I have been very mind. He used his brains for various i, tne piace of Ww ants are these days By thelr fruits you shall know! tial oe Christmas. This way a qubject that roused “Ime iittis irl stopped and began home brewers—the prune and the fie dramatist, a mbiguo} y othe: > things and he kept several things go- ar ambiguously. busy with other important matters ain Git One Ges Rana et name : aces to pick one “As for what I think of women's and n able to give your (DE At one time, He didnt have to pisces to pice a haven't b ss—you should have asked me t stop one thing in order to do another. up. They are one tell whnt they endured at the hands [ut there was a skeptical gleam in é hon DP wrae Chitty oe fetes ene tat scheme any consideration whatever. ““What’ would the President of @ of tho staples of RIS Fe eeoncatant ness eee are ead Bieams im "No woman ever trusted (o ber “he yinlWaro hohe aged interpolate, © ae i : The battle in life has many But bo dng tothe others, bulleved in Sante, Claus ObOdY uptaye hin hunches.” ‘king in amazement at the firm nw ae FORO Re sald varied tracks in whicl» to run, and gure e with Little Himma Ju ting eho was ents and had intimated The person who can be ashamed nk cheeks under his close-cropped the business man. “But mI you must be able to see more than louie stloeas Map ts ee Oe ae aa wal to hourett flere hovers on whanete ee j ward, the erect, vigorous body, the learned that he used the same excuse one track eet sieht ‘ BOOB 50 Te wlive thele fi bs % fowe ever ii a byen'and amile) i Fes number of other people, Teame , Furthermore, even tf you are tray. Which accompany ne fact that she was present by wiy- qaiey A eet fale comes, is the person for whom Love ‘ Surely, if not her first duty, ono \° “” fe “the fling on a “single-track” syste, it this brief no ng them an exhibition of clamorous Mrs. Jarr complained bitte hould be ast ; ©) woman's first duties is tu charm,” ¢9 the conclusion that he had the (2 wine to see how the other fellow 02 gome of them supiiiog: tho little dear Bela bedle (@ 1 should be ashamed, | }eo continued. And I must guy I bubit, and I paid no miere attention the ofher Maar is me ny eel night suggest to Tas in Scag are og prot When a girl looks sad she isn’t nk some e 8 MOK 0 The ri orse does not think 5 1 in the ar . de : | are ely vain yi ar noua teat i found { wasn't coming Bis, single’ track. “He must forever you that they rep- “Teor me! yea; Rawate necessarily grieving over misplaced SP iwais oreouDReRIicT Hone Gilde Y on punt a © ie watch the track of the others resent the inspec nents ; Cupy. Creun saree & law sti atlaction--mavle har aide ture ' ( more, an wo! aa {4 a very poor e any woman Ce A at eee ee TEE TH it sug praponltiony be ealled me. cues vel muy caly brie to ota Cn Sieateciane a ¢ fn carry | children t A woman friend {s one whom you bwelt and wll my arias i position, a Ea aval de osha Buty in And she 44 none r rust with your age, your love And all your leg and asked me why 1 hadn't been P i 4 Ol, but I don't obj a Bi smilingly think {t's a pity a man can’t show vod leg, a8 he did in the days when © br sworn. I think ¢ u man’s 1 fo gee him. Irew away letters your husband, your rebe 1 answered, "Well, 1 was 3 off the sing ons and your reticence n who ¢ is left behind by 5 truck and switch and ea STRCK, brakes when it is your attent I don't know = ge you the sutii. ' why is the terms that had originally plunned . ra T he Binally 2 y—in BOSTON uneaay in that to give you, but 1 ‘over’ 3GLIMPSES INTO NEW 2. Bho reault cok the pane thle YORK SHOPS hs Romaine muance will never vanish, al- however, was this, he had to pay a y mind 4 Seraten utimentulist oF, at least, COURTSHIP “Sp MARRIAGE They show you {nan Egye fumy fa FAMOUS “FIRSTS.” Oh, ive only a bad " though tt ma, ina new form,” most double fur the thing } wanted MOST attractive p arty dress fact t moun wn” Mra. Ja mma ca’ 1 ARYA COLLEG ed * BY BETTY VINCENT: he answered. “The romance of the pecauge of running on a ‘single-track for the little miss {s tr market in ( at every iittle thing.” GeRO An Copnright. 1990, fy The. Prem ie £ typist is a different thing from rs caida ane oe up of chiffon and largely supp ‘ave you aver tried ita is st Litrars The New York Breticg Wael . that of the lady of the Middle Ages— Schedule waist, a wide draped 5 tiniiewe te ‘s EAR MISS VINCENT: As = Dut it fs still romance. “At any rate, he no longer puts me girdle and upper of the from this: facto! ‘al alm?" asked Mrs. Hickett five tater iid D rule:ligs Aevenshiws Gouin “As for marriage, dt Ia Uke a ship off on that excuse. skirt corn thee n Boston. The n r without it in the houne brary was founded ‘1 : sity hat n captured by mutineers, ‘This busincas man urge ' ruff helow Tually 3 mummies areanade Ib sla horas ramibel te rates young man whom | think a ~ her K the matter with the write something about this experi shady down to simulate any ria MeL great deal of, every Thursday night. | ehip; what m wrong 1s the people ene 6 Hope of helping utters, 9 3 Woe Caria Pleat flee Gs Pea aee; 2S) ; SE ise Mea tase eee (171 sa This young man has told me that he nd the rest of us are man IOAN a nate f tribe ee teaver be : 4 : x shiner miptic yy" 9 loves me, Three of my gi Mr, Jones summed up, * tvingle-track ind, lg simply “ata th t fois ay bis Luter @ alse go with their boy friends. We atter of adjustime We hadr it Ptoler s ‘ ‘A hold hands in the show, but when we Coa apanis oantury ase mach Mee : ft pis ast out this young man who goes with ery and ret and th t . at J me begins to run about and act just (J ; : t tote like a kid, He runs away from me. came along and shook up 1 an with ngie ack u hi costal relations. ‘The time ta ¢ 3 WHO only does one t nil la m0 t ti and one of my girl friends who rather soin’~but then, the t ts ALWAYS mutine ¢ i of putt ; ' likes him chases him. | have just it of joint! “I wish wom! Vis even ba 2 ; learned that she writes lotters to him erybody, could be py. Ho get Deca What shall | do? PUZZLED.” ne; 1 would have 4 the 1 when he is confr 7 t I t take things so sartousiy, that way if ld had making of 4," unfamiliar nim, he be ni You 4 7 tes " peer do not be jegious er maudtin. De we Mrs iivmelte @ tupiened at St. Andrew's in 14ih oniiee for the fun and te MN MUCKOLE LL BCL — RRP, UOSCDCES YOU CAD GE Qub Bi Abe meg he reiterated with whimuica! earnest- w not equal to i You have only to look fe Ané axmetinag f wonder if all our tory of the big men wie did big — thw ee ee ee