The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1920, Page 32

the names + UR reques amateur dr clubs, 1 a few days ' been gen- erously answered, To the many young A , People who asp to enter the acting profession thre teur ¢ this Ii The Bergen Players, No. 37 V ginia Avenue, Jersey Ci The Brooklyn Theatre Gulld, Room % Jobnsion Building, Brooklyn “The Mummers, No. 140 West 69th Btreet, New York The Crescent Dramatic “Company, Wo. 388 Lefferts Avenue, Brooklyn. ‘The Ovington Pluyers, write George ‘FW. McAndrews, care Journal of Com- merce, No, 32 Broadway, New York. ‘Theatre Lovers’ Association, No. #15 West 1ith Street, New York The National Players, No. 1309 Herkimer Street, Brooklyn. Any of these will recetve applica~ tions for memberwhip and give them eonsideration. So if you must act, and the Broadway managers won't Jet you, here's your chance. DIDN’T LIKE THE ODDS. A negro boy who works for Frank | Grumit of “The Greenwich Village | Wollies” was {11 recently and Mr. “erumit told nim to see a doctor, Tho | “Did you see the doctor?” = boy went away, returning shortly. ‘Mr. Crumit. “Why didn't you?” | “Ab seo on bis doah ‘Hounhs 1 to | ar” came from the boy, “an’ Ah\ didn’t fancy them odds. Gimme a| ven money chance with any doctah an’ Ab'l! git well.” | “doctor to-morrow. HONOR FOR ZIEGFELD, . The fight that F. Ziegteld jr. bas been making, maybe, against the use of artificial means of enhancing natural beauty, bas at last brought | its reward, Mr. Ziegfeld has been | offered by the faculty of a college in the Middle West the degree of | @. N. B. (Doctor of Natural Beauty). | Fame, \t appears, 1s coming to him | by degrees, which joke, according to Gharles Edson, ia flerce, , RIGHTO! HE WAS. Marcus Nathan, proprietor of the terrace Garden Dance Palace, is a ‘man of eansiderable dignity. He was, Sherefore, somewhat shocked the other ight to find a young man pointing im out as tho fellow who won the Jig reel championship in a recent con- 3 Stepping up Mr, Nathan asked: “What was that you sald?” ‘ “1 said you're the best two-footed Digger I ever saw,” came the reply. | “And you're the best four-footed | stepper that ever brayed," responded | the provoked Mr. Nathan. As he moved haughtily away the youth | mi 3 “Gee, the champ's sore!” A BAZAAR AHEAD. ‘The Stage Children’s Fund will hold | @ bazaar at the Hotel McAlpin on | Friday and Saturday, Nov. géand 27, | to raise funds with which to establish | ‘® summer home for the juvoniles of | the acting prafeasion. IT SEEMS TOO BAD. The Selwyns have arranged to! christen their new ‘theatre, the Apollo, | eres Some time this afternoon White of “Jimmie,” which Bttraction will open the house to- pight, will break a real bottle of Bomething with a kick in it on the eornerstone. Frank Tinney, It ts said, wil be on hand with @ spoon for sal- Wage purposes, . AN EXPENSIVE CHICKEN. Frank Smith of the Rialto Theatre, Newark, bought 4 pair of shoes the ‘other day when he waa feeling fish. The profiteer wrapped them ip brown paper and Trank left them on his desk. Geveral hours later a man handed an office attendant a bundle (wrapped in brown paper and asked Bhim to look after it while the show was on. ‘The rest of the story is easy to . Frank got the wrong bundle and when he reached his apartment found himself in possession of a reseed chicken, Oh, of course, he late the chicken, but he isn't happy bout it, Those shoes cost $11 Gossip. Loule Cotm won a turkey yesterday, and it bit him and kicked him. Heler Gilmore has been added to the | | feast of “When We Were Young.” | Mareline of the Hippodrome has @eclined a London engagement Fatty Arbvckle will sail for Europe |" are 8) ‘Thursday, The round comedian will look ‘round. Eddie 3uzzell now bas the scenes tn grins Brevities" formerly played | Eddie Cantor, © Elliott ——— 1, What species of West African baboon: has red stripes across its ace? 2, What are the groups of living bacterin subsisting upon living ani- mals and plants called? 3. To what family of evergreen trees oes the cypress belong? 4. By what other name is the woody mightshade often known? §. What is a person having charge museum or library called? Who first experimented with air loons in 17297 % Who is the football coach of ‘Princeton University? In what Asiatic town was St fmprisoned ? What does the name Saul mean? ith what company does Mme . )Ganna Watska, the bride of Alex- Sander Cochran, gotend to sing this ‘weason? 5. 12. What part of a wall clock regu- Jutes its time? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 1, Mandrill; 2, Parasites; 8, Pine; {, Bittersw. Gi About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY *"Mr, Crumit will send him toa horee | | chag COMIC PAGE WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER KATINKA {WHY ARe You |__ [THE LANDLORD 15] i —\| PASSING BELow [BISCUITS OUT THE || AN' 1 WANT HINDU, Bos: You Must BAKE THEM WITH THE SAME STUFF THOSE "UNBREAKABLE™ [THROWING MY | Nutt’s Dope. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, correspondent of thie column, , writes us from Wakefield Sta tion us folluws “pear Dud: T and the wife have Ween watching the political situation pretty closely and we are about ready to concede your defeat for the Presidency. How ever, don't give up hope, 1 hear two districts in Colorado and one in New Mevico are yet to be heard from and they may make | @ dig change in the count If vou are beaten, however, I'm go ing to see that you are nomt- nated for Mayor of New York when Hightand’s term is up. The wife is already at work on @ campaign song called ‘Let Dudiey Make Me City Haul! 1 asked her tf it was going to be a one-step and she said no, a lock step. Just a kid, you know. If you print it give her credit and maybe she'll bg pleasant for a few days. Women are funny, eh? Give them a pat on the back and it may save you a punch in the eye. If you run for Mayor why not advocate peo- ple keeping their feet out of the aisles in the subway? Was over to the ;Princeton-Harvard game at New Haven Saturday. There was a lot of excitement but could learn nothing.—Je, by Charles Frohman, Inc., as musical director for “Maury Rose.” Zona Gale is to dramatize “Mise Lalu Bett." Brock Pemberton will Produce it. ‘ Frank Fay of “Jim Jam Jems” has written a vaudeville act called “Jus- tlee,” which he will produce, Franklyn Ardell has a new act, cailed “King Solomon Jr.,” written by Walter Percival and himself, Frances Starr will reach her seven- ty-fifth performance in “One” at the Belasco Theatre to-night. ° B. FP. Albee will send bis Keith Tron- badors to Blackwell's Island 'Thanim- giving morning to entertain the guests, Victor Jacobi, composer of “The Halt Moon,” will sedi for Enginnd to- m™orrow to see his Nght opera, “Sybil,” produced. Edoardo Albano, baritone, has been Minging at the Rialto in the place of Philip Spooner, who is iI, Fase Cantor, Fred Stone, the Dun- can Sisters and, Dorothy Jardon have promised to appear in “The Midnight Jollies” at the Equity ball, Babe Marlowg of “The Midnight Frolic" has been given an Enrico Cerut! Cremona by ther father, Some day we're going to get her to tell us what the darn thing is, The F wrights’ Club will meet Friday night at the Hotel McAlpin, according to Mornis Abel Beer, We believe we'd attend hf we were sure Beer would be there. Charles Hanson Towne has fin- ished his novelization of “The Bad Man" and it will be published Jan. 1. The book will be dedicated to Hol- brook Blinn, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Editor Appleby of the Wellsville Optic is out of town for a few days. His paper rec@utly tried to say a ¢ tain Wellsville woman, was “hom and the printer made it “homely.” FOOLISHMENT, A girl I know named Minnie Gootch Last night attacked some awful hootch. . Quite beautiful indeed was she, With the accent on the “ful,” you see, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why do they call it the telephone exchange?" “I presume it's because you give them one number and they exchange it for another.” ia MS ace From the Ground Up. newly married man eame home from his office happy. He was greeted as newly married with a kiss, and this, in fashion of his kind, he returned with interest, “ot out to din- i the happy “But one of these days we shall have a dinner here, darling, shgll we not, of your own cooking? “Ot course, dearest,” eho replicd ng famously with my will be such a change," h “from the monotonous fare ‘es, dearest,” nd what did you “Yhore was much ag she replied; "Tr learned how to boll arate Tender Hearted. “cc OU know," said the “| don't gettcha.” “This rat had through one of our geilar wails." “Uh huh—" it had reached the open\air, and then eet; 6, Curator, 5 9, ; another room,” —Youngutoyn Tele- Dos ARE MADE 5) (To kit. Hi 5 7 _ *s OUT OF! es NEW BUSHINGS FOR ~Tu' KING PINS — PELT REAR AXLES ~ SET OF NEW PISTON RINGS ~ PATCH UP MY ‘RADIATOR WHERI s T WANT YOU "® GIMME AN ESTIMATE ON SOME OVERHAULING ON “HIS o1' BOWLER. TH! RUNNING GEAR AN’ PUT IN — IT LEAKS — Now -DonT guar WHILE TA oureee SEE WHICH OF You CAN BEHAVE THe BerreR, COTTE. 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