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OH, GIRLS rn The Pied Piper Of Human Hearts Is Here wai» His Name Is Kerekjarto, but a Queen : Calls Him ‘‘Duci’’—His Secret—Plays TO Fair Ones, Not FOR Them By Fay Stevenson. a by Tho Pres Publishing Co. (Tho New York Evening Wortd.) peg HERE'S'a new piper” of women’s hearts in town, sae | His name Kerekjarto, pronounced Ker-ray-kee-ar-to, which s, after all, not so bad for a Hungarian name, .«,.,8ut then, of course, all the ladies aya cat bim + name, which tron Dui, and means “soft, sweet.” Kerekjarto (or we call him 4 ** Duci?) has everything on } side, He 1s young (just twenty) handsome, dreamy ie aftistic AND pla © violin 90 tg peel abdul the es all adore him, » fact, this new “pled ny his Eri en piper” has o edtist arrived in Now York after a tour With oodles of watches, Jewels, mash letiers and dozens of embroidered —handkere’# whic feminine adoy have poured upon him, ; “He is going to attract his crowd « Says a well known musical, erit “He is a spectacl n himself and a slim bit of exaggerating idn EKJARTO “H6is going to play the devil with the ears, eyes and arte of his lad lady-killer's face as the ‘adisteners, dic ne to win tha. Mterpreter explained that Duct has never hada love affair in his life. clans ¢ t t musician Justis r My violln ts my inspirgtion,” Duel wrist and finge 1 ally marvel- told “I play to all hearts, nine heart, be- eat ! most In harmony with my violin. I play to ALL ladies, 0 fae work.” } e When I met Di rubly why the ladies e ; 1 he openly admits ee and ; the ladies. (God bless teuaed) havtemale. of : : e wee on in the Be eet iis hay World why slf'the ladies can love him. i mneener Lou Telle by sh a i lady * “cell ke: in t k ‘But how do feminine ear Ta 1 violin Copynig! __¥irtuoso. ayeQuel smiled sweetly and appealing r brow Publianing Co e New York Ev Wo: wer time has korab to Pack the Cabinet with a four years’ sup- peaks a little English, but he ply of Cabinet plums, Ata sea- ee ee ‘ son when leaves and prices are fall- DRyiations ing down we don't want our Prexy- he in earnest?” ’ \eench, and wh t ct ta fall down too, so we are of- 6 fering a series of recipes for Cabinet *eamitted that I w iss niled Cllicers. A Cabinet job is @ serious : aia ity pa ghee thing, even if the salary is only a do not play ears, 1 Joke. It keeps you in. Washington play to feminine two days a week—the job, not the Phen Duct (don't you the salary; and in debt more frequently filine?) looked at with the salary, not the job. ghily than tha arched eyebrows and ee 8 anid “| Cabinet contracts hereafter {Jadmit I AM a lady-killer!” wh ided will have resignation blanks his: lips said: ached. In ease of a jam with the “J play TO the ladies, not FOR them My, violin cries out from its soul to boss of the works, the Cabineteer Teach the heart as Well as the ear, simply signs on the dotted line and ‘and the ladies’ hearts are always so exits on the spot indicated by the appreciative.” arre oMAnd through the ladies you ®ac Jt is a rule thdt all Prexies should the men," I said with a typical Amer tart off with a flos: jean practical spirit which at first quite startled the dreamy lady Bat in a second he recovered and r Cabinet, even with one, For that reason we sk¥tch the qualifica- tions of our Cabby boys and submit 1 them for what the: We know wha they don't may be worth. i oxen, through the ladic they're worth oursel?, latge masculine following. ¥e ‘torared their husbands, their bro cousins and their sweethearts: pang re ladies who r Secretary of the Treasury we a guy with a gold reserve in who send me his teeth, He should be an ex-con- nd tor on a surface line with @ ree- long, artistic fingers drew Ord of having turned in something forth a beautiful gold watch whose pesides transfer: We want some- towage bore a royal crest and @ 1ar5® yoay that ean tak like Ponel and Queen of the Bel- spend Ike Harry Lauder. A guy . 1 played for Her inat cg A Pea ean H 3 and a few days later R i between the L received th t of a \l year and ts willing Then to prove that hb i nend \ ns in the United Duct repla the t muy t forth a lavender se hand- § a guy that can "kerchicf whieh bore us dain- liye ona Cabinet salary without tap- tily embroidered in the . ne his employer's way ung lady wh rot know P h P F: ti, but who hy 1 was For Seeretary of the Navy we want in Paris se the a G. 0. P. been a G-O-B. Any Greniny look “NSA guy that ean take target practi his lips, ba a faint uy i) ake as Practice smile. “And ded, “that I pr chief just « pels and ‘wemse it ist he ad- without sling’ handker- of the mud, A chap that can recite “Old lronsides” with ges- tures. A man that won't run the momnae It 1s fhe navy on international yacht racing .."Is there any t rules, A guy that can name the dnspires you?” | asked ; . forty-eight States the battleships are ~ Duci's cle brow clouded and the jane Reet eat atant 4 interpreter elaborated upon my mean- 4 med after, § me enthusiastic Re- ing. Then a delicate blush overspread Publican that won't confuse a Rear Admiral with a front porch, and versa vice. A bimbo that won't let the rate of foreign exchange affect the one-pound gune. For Secretary of War we demand a guy that realizes war is hell and will do his best to impreve it. A bird that will guarantee what the enlist- ment posters promise. A man that will eliminate secormd lieutenants if we get into the next war, A bird that can take a seventeen-gun salute without shimmying at the kneecaps. Any one that will put Grover Bergdoll to work hunting for gold in a mess Sergeant's garbage cans. For Postmaster General we need some wimp that will give us first- class service for first-class mail. A guy that will make the R. F. D. ser- vice P. D. Q. Somebody to see that the letter carriers get enough salary to starve on decently. A guy to make TAR JARR FA 4.1920. by The Prove Taplin Co. he New York Evening Wo! RS, JARR had been is oking in M" her mirror and reflection she had bebcid had, seemingly been most satisfying up until this instan!. Hut now Mr. Jarr heard } give a low moan of anguish, and turned from his attempts to find unspotted necktie, and asked ¢ ly if she had stuck a pin in he f. His was an {dle question. Women may thrust a thousand pins all over their apparel and never stick them selves once, while a man may try tc manipulate one soli pin and stick himself a thousand times, But Mrs, Jarr did not answer. She was facing the mirror, her hands making half-hearted gestures tow her colffure, “Oh!" ghe cried ag: “it's another gray hair, and it len't natural for members of my family to get prematurely gray, either." Then sie sjghed and added, “Oh, woll, 1 supriose it's trouble caused it!” “Oh, say not so!” ventured Mr Jarr. “If trouble was the physical a@nd pathological cause of gray hair ) se | AM LONESOME a ae = . Poor CHILD! | Dod D SoneBoD> HUSBANDS HAVENT “4 TIME TO BE COM PANY THEY ARE SO Busy WITH BUSINESS THEY HAVEN'T EVEN TIME To CONE HOME FoR DINNER. MY HUSBAND IS SO BUSY | HAVE To MAKE | LL Go AND BRING \ MINE HOME )//g SURE! IT IKEERS HUSBAND: BUSY MAKING SUNDAYS | HUSBANDS PLAY GOLF ON SUNDAYS . THEY NEED RECREATION BY NEAL OHARA. Copyrtabt, 1920, by The Pree Publial (The New York Evening that can make the than a one-legged ouija board. For Attorney General we insist on a chap who will make the C gargle sandpaper. of fall out of his coffee, with us again and #0 ure of fantastics who try body crazy about It." “football Is t long until he 4 Some one to hop school has got 4 chasing Reds and rainbows. For Secretary of State wed like guy that can decode a cable message a picture puzzle body that can direct dol lar diplomacy on $12,000 a year. bird that can talk cricket to the British Ambassador, bull fights to the Spanish ‘This morning is young colle. ‘Take any {nterest e only time my when I serve oysters rah rah.’ Polly Prep slides Off the tc rl to eave of the boys. diplomat with- A guy that can be Koop him there! Pay’ don't talk nonsense!" With other old dodos! In Curl Papers —Mrs. Ida C. B. Allen | UNTIDY KIMONO ALSO TABOO ij Thrifty Housewife Advised to Keep Home and Own Person Charming and Beautiful 4 By Fay Stevenson. P Copyright, 1920, by The Pr lahing Co, (The New York Evening World) ‘6 THRIDTY, save where you can, on the table, the household furntstie B inus and your wardrobe, but NEVER sacrifice beauty and charm in your thriftiness Don't forget to serve the food in dainty dishes, ' decorate the table with flowers or bright colored leaves, and never get hubby's breakfast in curl papers and untidy kimono.” So spol Mrs. Ida Cogswell Batley Allen, noted lecturer on cookery and conservation and a former worker under Hoover during the Food Ad- ministration. “In other words, always conali fling r thrift bixtget,’ continued Mrs. Allen as she took me Into the living room of her cookery .w uitained and draped and decora ated i with all the feminine skill which she so advocates for the chrifty woman. “No on believes jn thrift and con- rvation more heartily than 1," laughed Mra, Allen, “for, of course, that is part of my business, but at the same time the thrifty housewife must not overlook the things which make her home and her own persow charming and beautiful. L loathe the r type of womanswho serves her Hus- Fy band's breakfast on porcelain dishes such as one uses for a canary, who 4 goen about with her hatr tn. curl papers and an untidy kinono, Maybe she is thrifty, maybe she has planned out a weekly budget which is won- derful and saves the dollars as well as the pennies, but if sho has for- gotten to make the home beautiful Sting, If #he has forgotten rself an attractive morning rig, Lam afraid that her thrift does hot amount to so much after all.” you think that a husband and children need inspiration, a touch of tho beautiful before they go to thelr work?" I asked “Certainly they do,” replied Mrs, Allen. “We all do. A man or a child who is sent out from a home which lacks beauty ond the things which please the eye is cheated out of a proper home environment, The man carries a picture around with him all day of that little wife in curl papers. She may appear dainty and sweet in <i the evening, but she has started him ‘ wrong in the morning and somehow to pay daughter's singing or music 1 or other it is the morning impression jessony and denies himself hunches to which lasts, ‘The man who cats cereal put sonny through college. Mother and eggs and drinks bis coffee from aiways seems to be well dressed, but bird dishes fecls common and cheap aly represents the fam~ and ingignificant; he doesn’t have the therefore ought to look his kame pendence nor the same frequently the sbabbiest happy song on bis lips as if his break- j fast had been served upon dainty it neema to me,” ¢on~ 4 china and he had looked across the Allen, “that In making tabie at a well groomed woman, And mily budget, in reducing yet, all those little extras, the things household ‘and clothing which malg the home beautiful, would sum total of the budget . cost so Very much more! should be balanced a little more on Another one of my pet hobbiea ls father’s side and also with an eye to y dress the child in clothes tt like the beautiful. In noi the food continued Mrs. Allen. “I don't mean budget, the housewife must be sure that it must have costly clothes or that the food balances, that there is foolish and unnecessary things, but | a certain amount of, sustenance and lidren suffer a great deal protein in all her meffus, tut she must rom being forced to wear aso consider the way she is to servo h they 1 c this food. In planning the housefur- irthermore r ought nishings she must keep her eyes open » have a little on his for thy things which make the home # tothe budget,” Allen, beautiful, and in planning the family “It seems to me Eastern clothing she ought to consider three man 1s almost too generous with his things income, [ have known cases where “1, Her appearance in the monming. the family really ‘eat up fat “2. Clothes the children like, overcoat’ In wasted butter bills, where Clothes which represent a bubby father goes without a sult of clothes In the business world.” : : ° Give him that second dish GIESSEN ask for more H-O by instinct. Its rare flavor, its flaky lightness have been safe guides for healthy, childish appetites for nearly fifty years. And millions of mothers have learned that the fooc value in every dish of H-O makes growing boys and girls sturdy and strong. This table is from U.S. Health Education Bulletin No. 2. See how Oatmeal leads in nourishment! Oatmeal,...., €,500 Rye flour...... White wheat Force... 2,300 Cornmeal flour ., 1,960 ‘ A wheat cereal 2,200 Macaron Hominy... 1,160 Graham flour . 2,200 Another cereal. Rice (white) .. 1,160 Barley... 1,160 Farina...... Corn flakes... 1,100 THE H-O COMPANY - Dept. B, Buffalo, N. Y. “] want some more” H-O HORNBYS OATMEAL nate eee ee nee peer ee re en ee enn ig rman ms