The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1920, Page 12

——a. —_—- FE ET ET, SET Ak HS —-ee Youthful a By CHARLE THE NEW PLAYS | “Kissing Time” nd Tuneful S DARNTON HARM {# given to “Kissing Time’ C ferro, who sings as ‘pleasingly brook Farm.” aciross is delightful As for the play, it is by George V. Hobart and accordingly merely @ F The munko, by “Kissing Time” is y # delightful; Dorothy Maynard makes Mimi a jolly soul; amusing as an off rounder, and Carl of a Hamlet Frankly, there fs nothing more to say By BIDE TOMMA BUNTING, featured in (, “The Gir in the Limousine,” sends ws a programme of the O'Dowd Theatre, Miorence, &. C, which beary the following announce- ment on the cover ‘To My Patrons Ladies and Gen- lamen, keep your seatw until the fall of the curtain, You must, or you will| bo refused admission in the future, 1 have the names of four ‘smart Alecks’ who will be refused admission 6M account of leaving early last % Nenpectfuily, J. M, O'DOW UNNECESSARY GRIEF, handler stopped Marjorie} “Little Mins Charity” yea. | a tried w sell her a ring ssid was “a family heir r thought I would sell this,” nfully. 1 Don't grieve,” rep ‘ou haven't sold And away she went | TO STAGE JORNSON’S PLAY. | “vind of the Milla,” by Surur Jorn- non, is to be produced at the Green- wich Village Theatre by Conroy & Meltzer soon, MIKE’S PLAY NEXT WEEK. Michael Goidroyer’s first production, “The Shorte ‘@ comedy drama by Wilson K. Nixon, will have its first presentation Friday night, Oct. 22, at the Columbia Theatre, ar Rockaway Florence Eldridge will have the lead-| ing role and Fleming Ward will play opposite her. The play will be seen | at Far Rockaway Saturday afternoon and evening, Octy 28, also, THE WRONG GENTLEMAN. rederick Stanhope sat down at 4) t#io in the Lambs Club the other! day and a waiter drow near. “Bring me some fried eggs, limbur- ger cheese and”—began Mr, Stan. hope, He was interrupted by the walter, "This isn't my table," he said. “The gentleman over there will take your order.” “Send the gentleman here.” A moment later Mr, Stanhope heard | the walter, to whom ho had been talking, say to the other: “That guy at the big table wants to order.” WELL, NOW! “My wife,” writos a friend of ours, “wants to meet you, but [ told her f/ would rather not. She is the kind of| #irl who should cherish her illusions."| That is, ho WAS a friend of ours. William Norris ta agile “About Plays and Players | "at the Lyric Theatre by Edith Talla as the acted In “Rebecea of Sunny-| Dainty and clear-cut in every move and gesture, this French farce given an Amer Ivan Caryli, is better than tt 5 outhfu) and tuneful, Miss Taliaferro | Frank Doane \s Hyson dances with the tragic ond obvious in « stereotyped role | | | | grace | DUDLEY | WHAT DON'T YOU KN: What was the Christian name of Thomas Jefferson? Why tan't the front porch on the rear of a house? | If your mother wae twenty when you were born, how old | was she when you were twelvet Careful, now! If Nero were alive today how tong would dt take him to floure out how tong he’s been dead? Why i «@ proofreader like a writing machine because he makes the type right? Give it up? Why docan't a jockey, who rides @ horse in o steeplechase, wear jumpers? delayed t December. No booking! | ne, the English novelist, | will see “Enter Madame” at the Ful-/| ton Theatre to-night, ‘The Mesers, Shubert will have con- certs to-morrow night at the Lyric.) Casino, Winter Garden, Century and Century Promenade. Robert ‘asadesus opened in his playlet, “A Welcome Intruder,” at *roctor’s, Mount Vernon, Thursday, and did well William McKinley Lodge, No. 840, F. and A. M., will have a show at! the Cort Theatre to-morrow night. | Fourteen hundred sailors saw "Way n East" on the U. 8. 8, Tennes- feo lant night, through the courtesy of D. W. Grimith. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Evelyn—Your plan sounds good. E. F. 8.—Mr, Leighton, Bryant 1946, can give you that information. WHERE'S GUS? Have you missed Gus Mill lately? An advertinement of the Now Grand Theatre, Montreal, ends with: “Add. od feature—Gua Hill, baritone. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, | Somehow or other we oan never argue successfully with a big man who has a high tefor xolce. FOOLISHMENT. Sammy Cohen, eight years old Smoked a big cigar, I'm told, Didn't bother him a bit, DO YOU SEE THE POINT? Samuel Hoffenstein of the Woods] offices, sends us a little Joke which he} solemnly made up out of hie own h t is “What is the one food the Jews may eat on Y pur, their first day?” “Yom Kippured herring.” Gossip. » is to dance at the Cr Woods has gone to C towpend a week, | Rebearsals of “River's End" will be Early Pictures of PICTURE NO. 15—GUESS WHO THEY ARE, But his father had a ft Sammy," said his Dad in rage. “You are just eight years of age.” “Gee! said Sammy, “you're some| scolder, Welt, and some day I'll be older.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Do you ike Meyer, the pawn- os r », but I have to put up with| him." Stage Notables EKHB_are two more pictures ot ago. Who are they? Can you they are, send your sulution The Evening World bt de be printed, and the nam ¥ fh yo @ very fascinating game if you join The kv army of guessers, Each Wednesday stars of stage or screen, taken years 4 gucés? If you think you know who at Once to the Editur, Maguaine Page, the correct list of the preceding of the most successful gontestan: World's Pererreriene | COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16, 920 He Likes “Rests” in HIS Music! ry Sweetie 15 com To NIGHT, HUM = CAN L USE THE PARLOR ? TD Like 7 BETTER \F You'D uSe THE te Broom ! REST— LIFE Wit Be ONE LONG SWEET SONG AFTER WE ARE JOE'S CAR a ee Look HERE Joe! | You'RE “HEAD OF “HE FAMLY — WHY DONT YOU Just TAKE THE CAR BACK AND LET “THAT BE “THE END OF Your “TRoubie?} | WHAT'S “TH MATTER JOE — TH END of my TrousLe Te END oF | MAN , THAT'D Jus' BE THE BEGINNING J Gos — wis ot’ BOWER sounds LIKE SOMERODY'D LEFT A kIT OF “TOOLS IN “TH' CRANKCASE AN’ STILL [VE G@oTTA PAY FoR IT! STILL CRABBING BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WENT OVT AND Z KGHT A CAR ? HEM HER Leer 6 ee 4 é LITTLE MARY MIXUP \ Mary- mary ® This RACKET | 1S AWFUL gurr cHASING “*Turn About’ Is Fair ‘Play’!” 4, Now MAGE 4 “PLACE WONT Sound) [So Much LiKe \A BoiieR sHoP { mas J (NES Gonna CHASE ME “ FeR A WHILE. / \, Mom —T FixeD 1T- T wont chase | RoBBiE "ROUND ANY MoRE— DoBBIeE ARound! THe mea? —eenenes CONFERENCE eaipers a That's What Com Sia Raat ST THN ayer mas —— : wer NEW DOCTOR on her -~— BNO Vi sToPe 2 MEADOW LANE — LET'S See— b>! AN YOUR HOUSE a i tana A Soe wT WEN 5 ~ ee ) nd Us RDS WIT S eh, J \ rf {E% GOING TO BE AN | | ARTIST LIVE HIS FATHER, | ——HERE'S ONE OF Hid | | LATEST DRAWINGS { Yes, You cera LX HAVE SOME YOUNGSTER f WHY HE SAYS ITS GOING | $0 FAST YOU CAN'T SEE IT MARVELOUS CHILD, — Gus, MARVELOUS CHILD} ew ee (MARVELOUS | CHILD, GUS s | MARVELOUS n+ < HWiLD ? {BuT, BUT WHERE'S THE 5 | | of your negroes speak Eng-|and serious, an if some question had | the rook nquired on the fret day of |b troubling him for quite a while.| ‘The banker gave a sneering laugh. { ‘ommy, what's mat-| "*But where t» Acis?’ he sald was the p t inquired the housekeeper ‘Under the — roc of course who greatly ¢ y speuk th A long pause—then “F you singing?” crushed? anewered Rodin "The banker laughed again ‘Oh, indeed! But Polyphemus?* . ma'am, Indianapolis News, | 11, What country is riche in | playing team; w e only the lunch | horses? ing team, you know.'—Boaton ‘Tran 7. @ {hs munition factory? on — Kmow ? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. Worse and Worse. Wark (CRNOKASUEAY 188 GREENE had been inyited | | to be a bridesr language, | is sten.” } | 1 In what English olty did the Ro-|vania; § abe ae aid ay aus al ohne he in-| Bluffing the Bank ~ Polrphemus? maid Rodin, ho man Emperor Constantine the Great | & mi wedding, ar ® “Wha' | T the ne ee = t you suppose he nger round here , " ming. tae) Shee Waatsingt } much time in planning her new frock. a’ hoot” | A ‘Hote Biron, # a ried nae after committing such a deed as ¢ won the Lesley Cup| niin ai, itunsta; 12, Hesen At last it was ready; aud when sho] "“Wha’ b ed the employer H i Bs & ORM lew Washington Star ar shad hs tried it on, she asked Mra, Jones,| ober ds final reaponse.|" | BA . , 4. Yor what words does the abbre Doubly R from next door, to come and ave it, |, HOw, extraordinary!) nmented} "It Rodin didn't lke you he| Quit: 8. g. stand for? joubly Repre MU aweot, ty dear” sald the good | the wiaitor.—lverybody’s Magazine, | wouldn't work for you. Rodin would | SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING ous t im the national flower of MILITARY football team ady admiringly. And certainly you - <r never in the world have worked for a | tomer wad boasting Lo & grocer halleng a lawyers look a y, whatever ygu are.” | in Doubt. war profiteer, | | of the chpapnose of ten paunhe was tho first King of and the game a Mins Greene's face told her she had NF of our good housekeepers| “A rich banker once comminsioned ‘ made a mistake, 90 she corrected her- | > ear for music, | Rodin to do him @ grgup representing |of suwar he had bought at a rival laid the cornerstone of the |e uneb Aa the urriedly: ows Bhe-hes no war bor sy * | Polyphemus crushing Acis under the | shop. Capitol men did full the yiands and alt Phan aul ase lady, weeds but when she is hustling | rick. Rodin put the man off and pur| “Let me weigh the package” said 7. What is a furnace used to melt | indulged f » thelr] ever you look!"—London were. and pans and serub- » Off, but finally, on banker's | the grocer. motals called? ) hosts antic —s fg and washing out tea towels aie | tieth or fortieth vinit to the studi, | The other assented, and it was found #. What instrument js used to test | tory. On going to the football A Demonstration. cannot reatrain humming « bit” Just | Rodin led him up to a great, formless |two pounds short, aad @ storage battery solution? how the military a . ‘ | her cleaning-up joy. Now thore |lump of modeling clay The mau looked perplexed for » $. What is the third wedding anni prised to find a party c nglishman, unfamiliar with \oUt of her clea ey 4h ory boy who plays| " "There you are,’ he said. ‘There's | moment and ther said: “I don't Sik | versary called? ing athle kicking the ball the American negro, and alunder her window. Onee, while the | your group,’ lhe cheated much; for while he was 10. What proportion of the mem-| "Who thowe fellows? guest in a\ Southern home,| process of scrubbing was going on] "That? spluttered the banker. |gotting the sugar I pocketed two tina bers of either House of Congress con- | the visitors was asked, showed much intergst in the dark-|above, the little fellow looked.ap at ‘That lump? of condensed . milk.'-~Edinburgh etitutes a quorum? "Ob," was the reply, ‘that is our skinned race, the window with a face Diskered ‘Certainly,, eaid Rodin. ‘That's ,