The evening world. Newspaper, October 13, 1920, Page 28

—— oe About Plays By BIDE & B W. MASON, Pne- leh playwright and novelist, hes aretved in New York to im producing his tatest play, ‘the Villa Mone” tn which Otis) ql appear this eeason un- @irection of Charles Froh- Ine. all T can fearn,” he said last “the theatre here is in just the same condition that It is) Bnginnd. Increased expenses of | kinds are making {t diMcult for) touring companies. In London Feally good things are doing very usiness and the others nothing ‘There are several American there now that are real suc- ain HOWARD ROYCE WINS. ‘We have been reliably informed that Edward Royce, who staged “Kissing Time,” did mot use even @Ne little ewear word while working ‘on this production. Nor did he frown, Delleving that a nice smile te the Botter weapon. If Edward will step forward we'll confer on him the hand-painted sock-supporters. CHIDE HIM, BOYS! Landy me! What do you think? Along comes George of Roslyn, L. L, ‘with an effort to reopen the old war At the posts, George (he withholds tis last name as 4 precautionary Measure) avers that the Nassau County girls are the prettiest that ever visited a drug store. Listen to ; this guy, ye poets: The poets’ war which used to rage When Bronz and Flatbush would engage : pare With Nassau County maidens fair. Tf you would see real beauty, go To Nassau County; listen, do! Those girls witli make your big town ‘queens Look like a lot of sowp-tureens. KAY 18 ACTING AGAIN. ~ Recollect Kay Laurell? Kay, who hasn't been in the limelight for sev- is back in the spotignt, faa Joined the cast of at the Eltinge eSeakoe 4 aad @ goodly portion of her acting in just a eheet. The theatre ‘Dut one sheet, by the way, and are fourteen girls in the cast. LEFFLER LEAVES woobs. ~ George Leffler, who bas been manager for A. H. Woods's for two years, has re- ie arcana , forces = fm Uke capacity. He has been suc- ; aes as 9 Wrote Ortocesey Break CRAVEN EXPLODES. Frank Craven, pearing in John Golden's wetion of “The. First oi in itimore, ran over to New ‘ork Bunday. As he fearlessly en- whe tatabe C Club bouse be asked: Was wrong; their women can't com- | > [ COMIC PAGE WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1920 and Players DUDLEY | What Don't You Know? | How many votes can a tad pole? Why was the are light named after Joan of Arc? What relation ta A. H. Woods to Sam Forrest, and where does Claude Beerbohm Tree come in? Who twas it that commanded the sun to stand still and who operated the still? If Tria played his beat game after dinner, would he be an after-dinner Speaker? No? Well, why not? Tf @ brick and a half weigh a pound plus half a brick, how can we fat women reduce to a per fect $67 If a frog, in trying to escape from a well, slips back two feet every time he leaps up one, how long will it be before he ts dis- couraged? If Leo Marsh were to marry Mamie Mallow, would the editor of the Peekskill Bee head the story “MarshMaltow?" If not, how about the Bronzville Re- view? A GRAFTER ROUTED. | Three ragged urchins about ten} years old bave been making a prac- ce recently of appearing at the Shubert Theatre during the _inter- mission of “The Greenwich Village! Follies" and doing an acrobatic stunt in the street for ovina tossed m ‘by the crowd, Night before Yast Clarence Worthington Richards, | pres man for the show, was ap- | proached by one of the lads who raid a big boy In untform had been mak- ing the trio give up §0 cents a night! for the privilege of déing thetr stunt | in the street, Mr. Richards found the «rafter and fearned he was a} hotel bellboy. Ho started him up the street Just ahead of three kicks, Al were pleased, Gossip. Sherrie Mathews, davghter of the former comedian, bas Joined “Jim Jam Jems” Bthee Cort Frank Ba appeared the 900th ime in “Lightnin’” at -the Gaiety yesterday afternoon Fred Santley has been added to the cast of “The Poor Little Ritz Girl" at the Central. Max Marcin announces that after three more weeks at the Greenwich Village Theatre “Three Live Ghosts” will move uptown, Helen Wolcott of “The Guest of Honor” haa challenged Fred Stone to a dag punching contest. Alice Delysia will begin her work here in “Afgar” at Parsons's Theatre, Hartford, on Nov. 1. ‘Martha Lorber, dancer in “Mecca,” has been given a three-year contruct by Comstock & Gest. John McKinnon of “Bohold My Wife,” at the Rivoll, says he has been @ butler one hundred times im the movies, ‘The theatrical profession has sut- | fered a tough blow, Barney Reilly | has quit it cold for the bond business Howard of "Because of Helen” ts « sister of George Bronson Howard, novelist and playwright. When Julla Sanderson comes to| the New Amsterdam Theatre t Tuesday she will be #een in a cl acter role, She appears in a skit with Raymond Hitchcock called “Buggy Riding.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Never mind the knocker. Nobody throws sticks at an apple tree unless {t has apples. FOOLISHMENT. A maiden from Kalamazoo Had a bulldog, a worthless one, The girl never wed, Because, it was said, The dog was too good on the chew, too, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Kind the Pastor Got. ways anxious to be in every- thing that goes on, lives in a mall town where the long-suffering Minister #tik endures donation par- y' tes, to make up his back salary. Just Before the lst one, aie degyed engerly. “Can't I take something, too, muv- it your father and I take Something, thet wil be plenty.” ry the child could not boar to give the idea, so sabe the jle house for something suitahe. nally she appeared before her + other with @ worn and faded dress thie? » i's not @ speck of good ing.” abe urged.—The A Slim Breakfast. odor coming through om open windows at this moment brings to mind a story Harry Tauder once told at a banquet. 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IF Food PRICES KEEP ON ADVANCING WE WON'T NEED ANY TEETH QuR LANDLORD 15 SUST LIKE “A POKER PLAYER. HE Gives US A BUM DEAL ~ STANDS PAT WITHA FULL HOUSE - AND KEEPS ON RAISING Ken Kine. -1 BOUGHT A CAR “today it i Ss ity y -~ SOME DAY tHe MIGHT sh OLD AND FUNNY AND HAVE A BIG STOMICK aot LEAVE YOu SHOULD Note foe HooKe! m" Py \ WA ATWE COMING EVECTION, LOU- —~ des AuReut! BEF! — ADDRESSING "THE a) COMNICTS re BEGAN— “TAY FELLOW CITIZENS® AnD RE ANYONE COULD sto? HIM — ( COMMMUED "TM GAD 6 ( Many Ge You rewel- TTS MEN L_9UST_OKE YOURSENES WHO WSEE & 5 PRE WUSTY AND KITTY £TH GONNA HAVE VAN Z2ELM ——e DON'T YA HEAR HER TEA KETTLE) “Some da: be remarked to a fel- low worker, “I'll get my death ia there.” “Nonsense!” said the other. “The |Hons will never get the better ot] you.” "Phe lions? the tamer exclatmed. | "Good heav You don't suppose 1 | am afraid of them! It ts th con- | founded cages, They are awful places for arwughts!"—Harper’s Magazine. | A Reducing Process, | AGGED Hittle Tom zen committed | Hall, whe \wiven a bath, clean clothes, had hi | hair washed and cut short, His \ clothes were burned. As his ade: interfered seriously with his breath- | ing, When he} Brown had | to Juvenile they were removed. , he asked her to werve them for| had recovered from the operation the | pei | matron noticed that there was an un- Jusually big and disfiguring wart at the end of his thumb, “Tom,” abe said, “I'll see that this wart is removed to-day." A look of absolute disgust spread over Tom's ino. a gle ex: claimed. “Don't you let a fellow keep ne was Immediately | 2 10. Who wrote the “Decline and|my dear; you seo—" when an extremely chic and at the|went to the school?” he asked his|Jimpeon Junctian who was on hand, | Fall of the Raman Empire? ‘You'l! have to think again, Henry,"|same time much made up French |own messenger “That wasn't no escape; It was just AS 11, Who won the national amateur | declared his wife, "and you'd better passed. “I didn't say anything.” waa the) < ¢ some kind. They can’d wolf championship? hink that this very minute is the ‘There,’ I said to my corporal, ave him the note.” Star h 12. With whom did St. Pau! start! best time.” t do you think of her? | . out on his third nary journey? And ax Hubmow | 7 mo to take a chair, and la Enough. it all »Mow went out to fetch corporal, a Texas farmer, | ere.” si Coweta goss oy Log vim Cubiting Oo, | 5 ANSWERS 19. USSTIONS. q [th he sighed tw roiu-|eyed the young woman for a mi nd mone 1t up here A certain pastor makes * a poir® 9 a Re nts Work) \Dunedin; 4N ni B. Constantiy xplain what an a 1 then said: ‘Well, sir, it » welcome any strangerr vontials, hb nna ‘ae get -F4 i me wae Was) paloologus; 6. Wyoming: 7, Blue avenjent Mm 4 nd t 6 BO neh top Not Deceived. nd one evening after the vompletar we name of el of the gods | \ . hh 5 Gibt dressing.’ hia Bulletin, : Mee ee pl oe on bow? paiorn, f: meciarn: 1b Rta: nF Biphin. Bullets Becoming nageable from some | or the service be hurried down the |nally founded? milage ‘oral eo Renee Literal Obedience, {unknown cause @ small car turned|sgisie to station himself at the door. ounde« n Agricultural Opinion, a corne hth Street and Gran. 4 - 3. What Js the Scottish name for The Autocrat. Elbridge Hi the young New| noe Srciaas af one of two gram- fee corner oF 0 oe "4 hype fered ediah girl wee ane of the Edinbungh? “What is an autocrat, father?" Wark beclete lasdns, She r buted | 8? schools in a New England city, Asn mR we —. * ont oe strangers in the congregation. Sho | 4 Who brourht shout the fall of] Hubmow looked at’ his inquiring k society leader, who contributed | wr. Jones by name, wished to get| Viaduct for some or ig employed as a domestic Im one of Yenice ond the en of her indepen-| 4, and tried hard to put an air of |#T*atly last winter to the entertain- | ome extra geographies from Mr. |*Werved euddenly and plunged over| ing fashionable homes, and the min- (Who was the last Raman Hm. | lntimited wiadom on his fentures.”|Ment of American soldiers at Nice, | irawn, principal of the other achoo!, ied the arrest sow As the vehicle |ister, noting thet she was a stranger, ror? “Autaeres?’ the eakd. ‘Well, ine way many doughboy anecdotes. and go he sem a boy with @ note to le leap ite driver Jumped OF letretched out his hand He mabe oath yet State ts Jackeom Bole |; am en autocrat of thie houschold. I he average doughboy,” sald Mr. | that effect, en Sie bad ia sg hak cutsh | comed her to the churet «nd ex- “ M tt Jn re admirer ef the French {n half an hour the boy returned, | 0" the broken railing. le hung for| pressed the hope that she would be la What {9 the color of the field of |!™pose my will upon : SP aioe «paid een satya gNuaeptab bes wringing a heavy office chair, and a|a horrid moment on‘ the brink of|a regular attendant. Finally he sold he President's flag? Wisely, of course, when I aay @ thing nan’ Pp vement later another boy ‘arrived| death wad then scrambled back to|that if she would be at home some £ ifge’ was the most tmportant It soem; when’ — row lips, yebrows, and |with a request from Mr. Brown that | safety. evening during the week he wou'd ley » ~Asia Minor in the thme of; “Henry, Sole, in Mrs. Hubmow, very thick layer of powder, I was © first boy should bring back the Merciful powers ejaculated a call. is 2 Owhen on earth are you going to hang hair that he had ca podest rau velow. “What a narrow 1 ou,” she murmured bash. 9. In what delt of time te New York’ that it of Uncle George?’ i en cnt: - Aan i RA rere rolling one-day on the Promenade 1 ARONe Sf BOARD RD die mee ene te Mr, Jones was ry ME Fe am GR cal, ‘bud ay have @ sie» ie