The evening world. Newspaper, October 9, 1920, Page 12

Eur ? About Plays By BIDE ROADWAY hears that When “The Meanest Man tn the World” be- gins ite engagement at the Hud- fon Theatre Tuesday night, Georso | ‘M. Cohan, bimacif, wili be seen In the Mile role, Over at Cohan head Meany the report. “George M. played the role in Tlart~ ford last night.” sald Caldwell B. Calder, “tut be won't tell ‘whother or not he will play it hore.” ‘Thomas was in the part up Meersasy night. Mr. Cohan is a ‘very busy man and how be can find time to play the role regularly in a mystery. Eddie Dunn is now his por- @omal representative. Asked = just what Mr. Dunn's duties would con- sist of, Georre M. replied: “Well, I have found I simply can't Tem going to be in ono and let Eddie be in the other six.” ‘Widie says he'll use bis automovile. *“HITCHY KOO” OCT. 19, “Hitchy Koo 1920,) scheduled orig- ‘mally to open at the New Amaster- dam on Oct. 18, will not begin ite engagement there until the following ‘evening, Tuesday, Oct. 19. The change thas boon made to avold confilct with) othe, openings, ters they may they cannot confirm or| us| be in seven places at the same time. | —- jin COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, OCTOBER % THERE'S ONLY EIGHT Now MY OLDEST Poy GoTT CAUGHT STEALING SOMETING IN A AND THEY SENT HIM To'A REFORMATORY ? WHAT A SHAME! You've MET MY SISTER, MUM- SHE'S THE ONE Wild CAME Fron SWEDEN EVERY TING He Stove HE BRovGHT STRAIGHT HOME To Hiss Mama ! | ) and — DUDLEY | cure uTTLe CHILDREN. { By Way of Diversion. Goodness me, how time do fy! — | Don't seem long ergo Dot hot weathah toae right hean; Now it's ‘bout ter snow ‘Minds me, by de way, dat Ah | Got ter hustle soon; | Git er turkey, big an’ fat, Fo’ Thankagivin' noon | | How's Ah gwine ter git dat bind? Reckon it means work; AU right—no one edber sato Dia heah dahkey shirk, | reve SHound OUGHT ‘To MAKE me cK AS ANYTHING AR joa’ hustic up some clothes Fo’ ma wife ter wash; | Alt dis Tory talk "bout me i ap ti Joa! . \ —-—__— } Ka jes’ simply dosh. , | ) ARE NT | fope- I er Haves “A Good Taine ; TWENT? , Yu MusT SOMETHING AGRER WIT You Barrer BED EATEN THAT DID NT | you —. STAY IN TODAY dODAY You ScHoot ; ) GReen \YA Con | Ant {T° scHoo Me. [Topay ? | j APPLE 5 THEY MADE SICK AN* CANT CO scHOoL 1% SATURDAY— WONT Ay a three-year Honor,” haa vean n leans, Bhubert contract by the pos Charles MoNaughton wears @ coat 17 “Three Live Ghosts” that was the property of the biggest man rpool, Fred Stone took an afternoon off yeaterday and went over to the Hip-| podrome, accompanied by the whole| family and Virginia Montgomery Another Hroadway attraction that will have a special matinee on Co- juinus Day ia “Little Miss Charity.” The Thursday matinee next week | will be omitted } Mss ALL on tn To WHO 18 SHE? \ Alive J. writes ve to ask who, in eur opinion, is the most brilliant and) dashing actre on the American stage Will o. readers please an- @wer the question for her? SHE REMEMBERED IT. Richard Lambert, Manager of gauss of Helen,” at the Punch and Judy Theatre, gave a negro wai two tickets to the play when it wa in Asbury Park under the title of “Merchants of Venus.” The next day | thas Shakespeare ‘Merchant’ ploy an’) Fi ape did refresh hub memory | IT LOOKED ED BOMB-LIKE. i Abraham Levy, right-band man to | H, Harris, met a friend yenter who was carrying a bowling bali 4n one of those jeather cases that fit lightly to the sphere. “Where you gving with that thing?” | ‘aeked Abe. “Dow ntow! came the reply. “Go ahead,” came from Abe, “Put Yor the love of Mike keep away from ‘Wali Street \¢ you want to remain al! fa one piece.” “NEW ORLEANS” WINS, i@oth Street, New York, has been Awarded the $500 prise offered by Hugo Riosenfeld for the best Amer. jean overture. The judges selected his composition, “New Or- Jeans.” after the Raito orchestra play yesterday Wighty-fve manuscripta were sub- giited in the competition Gossip. Nancy Lge will be in “The Daunt- Helen Wolcott of “The Guest of os with two hands playing. On me 1. oon the walter how he itked the Jay evening inatitution RIGHT ~ ONLY THey | AN “I CANT r rate the anniversary of its) mn sony : in ine ’ — res tealh x03, vee, Sistah Lambert | Cpening. with a gain event, which | How Due S| awet ENOUGH WoRM Tues ent / STAND THAT LIL’ r feat two tickéts, 90 Ah let ma wite an’| Will Inciude souvenirs | LIVE Yous Te Do To KEEP Me DEPT Zoe BIMBO” WHO INSISTS A ise daugitah go, an’ Ah stayed at home Vion Salzer musical ctor, Nes awaie 9 are dort! )\ on FoLLERIN’ ‘ME / / OHM HES fea "eite sne'd’ enw Me Mansdcld tn a while, Then he went to the Bel. | 3 , =e {AROUND ALL DAY! y » ‘Your ‘| mont and handled the musle of “Lit- i a 4 | ASSISTANT - Aiertimer Wilnon of No, 681 West | F. Zlegteld jr, has arranged for | Art Hickman and hie orchestra .to #ive another Sunday dinner dance at the New Amsterdam Roof on Oct, 17 Bianche Bates will welcome the Kuente Another Bohemian Night affalr be held at the National Vande Artiats Cli, No, 229) Weet 4ath | to-morrow evening. After « there will be an entertain- re will be an extra dancing Kex- on the afternoon of Columbus the Terrace Garden Dance “ omuee-ne ) BALL | tie Mins Charity.” Now he ts ofic\- jating over the orchestra for “Jim | gam Jems,” gt the Cort. Light, Gus, ght! ANSWERS TO INQUIRES. | George—What's the matter with | that rhyme? | ‘Wanda—Probdabdly not. It isn't def- Initely sottied. | M ‘Scandals of 1920" is in Chi cago A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Miss Mazie Botts has taken a pos!- | | tion in the home of ye editor playing | broom golf.—Welleville Optic. | | | FOOLISHMENT. “7 think TU eat an apple,” Said Mary Jane McGrane, ‘Twas simply dosh, And Oh, my gosh! fact It gave her Dad a pain | f we ou HEoE ( \Soees KEPT PIMSELE ace Qy SUMMER 3 WHERE WE LEAVE IT TO LOU ~ )/ SMTERVALS — MiSs LOU — L LEFT MY Cour WHILE ¥: WAS THERE & BPNE THEM TO KNOW WAS HE BAG ¢ XL Sunn AN THE Se FICE? ) yo Cenas Cum ce TMV ets “aut TEU ME BUA GUNN — bres VO_YOV Saab AT ¢ pmo: .\MpEED! = LAST COSITION A, Comers, oo ~". EEK @GO: ROBABY we. of Gooner WERE FIRED. \ (& } | EROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why should free seats in churches | be abolished 7” “They make people good for noth- ing.” _ Courtshippe i &» Beir “Dear Miss Vincent: | am ao~ quainted with a young man, twen- ty-one years of age, who shows ity towards any girl, always polite and talkative. Now, Mise Vincent, is f there any way | may gain thie man's friendship without ‘seemingly ‘running after him? | have @ great many boy frien am not especially pretty, but ha attractive featu: nd am con- stantly receiving invitations te go out. “In apite of the fact that | ha) #e many friends, | really like thie one best and want to gain his friendship. is it proper fer a girl to ask a chap to call or sho request that privilege? Many letters come to me like yours. All the girls state that they would like Lo know &@ certain youth better but do not like to take the first stops. Of course fo girl gains anything by making the first advances. to inviting a man to cail—this is de- HER FIRST CHOICE. uncle recently brought Jester queried, “Like a dopkey?" echoed epsaiog bie his pid «ii “5 don't.” Cepriight, L000. by The Pres Publishing Co (The New York Evening World). In regard! do yo eight-yearzold | When he got home he sald: LICR is an youngster from the southern | part of the State and her her to the capital to see the monument, and other places of interest, The morn- | F™ &~—lenden Tid-Bita York in the twentieth century Little. Fem Give: ma 8 eonsmte povey Lodi pegmene (ne hymn, “Lead irl, old-fashioned or modern. ind ene"? tng after bis arrival he took her down | Corporal Al, River Edge—They | * x * i! | re lend and intro. |REPUTATION FOR PROMPTNESS HADDYA think of this one? Just cast your eyes down the page and one, The omic : A) Of Brockiyn— ies. modern, eat - What PaisriOnn, “ferinter wee to the office of a friend intro: | N old Englishman, James Boot | page a! n't non The logi place to find! for the good time, but the old-fash- mow the 200-yard race at the Olymplo Guced her around, |A’ . s | see what you think of it. We promiged a corker for thsi week, and an old-fash' ix in Burope, |ioned for a pal and wife Games? “Bo you came to nee Indianapolis,” OF AM SATE ROCHE | OB we think we've got tt, thanks to one of the fans. With your Cousins Patty and Joo—We wish} Cy=lI'm full of pop, amoke, dance | : ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, cee ee eee Tt iecans usiness until he was nearly | sworn this weok send in some more surgertions for future questions, Poli He Dotlay would paint his fuee, |ehd Nave bobbed hatr, yet Tein bake! 1. What was the name of the rul- ear neh ol pees, exkious 'to. agin: Which 661 rcs foe nie esacrengy, nie | ences Stan Getirele. mibsents ane PareR for Phe aniire cule nell his ¢ shark ataracd (ORIG uldhacecd bulleve Thatonelittonhee coe ee ee aaah bai, 96 Bernas } celebrated for his punctuality bee # ee Say . ‘y A Leki «hey gh Pscehaph a actin beg Veal Transcendentaliam you Want most to see—th Btate | hethodiea ee ee an@| been promised Mr. Dudley, our date onthe oulja ticket valk past Feet and Broad nibe a modern @irl and still muin-| 2% What Shakespearian character|/fanscendentaliam: 7. | Den as'ar the anumaett? rn aaiee bi hi no ¥. rr me in @ome goad ones, Now, to ge sk tain somo of the other's modesty and | was sald to have a “lean and hungry rt 7) Cardinal Eada thy 4%, (Woods 5 ile tooked at him and then spoke |" Kentieman stopped at an ton mug 1+. ine queation of thix week, what do| "!M# More popular Villaoe ¥. on look"? yd, ‘ * "3 squenied by Mr. Scott ar t . lage Vamp—4'll say they'd Men prefer t $, What was the name of Napol ‘ truthfully: “Oh, I want to see both of frequented by Mr Scott and saw a} : A a a“ x i to the ou 4 . n f ve e . / as Bee Pe caer ck TAY mann (ee 1s | Cink fowl cooking |you think of chaperones? Are re rege \ firstelass Jazzy girl, and ¢ moeici, but won't admit it leon’ general who became King of Seay ORE ene of those stores where you Ket 19, Phat in yery good," said the hun- | WNefHl necewsary or dy past sive ‘old = n town looks up to mé Il-A man prefers the | Sweden . Bs ‘i - cream sandwich for a nickel.” When y fi . 1 ! - * i au) “One Who Ki Men are ot ¢ wart who ca ok a Rood feed ‘ 4. What did John Randolph call the) uring t io chief guest "= | ery guest, "You may serve that for] Wen you go out for an evening will) 4 Inte peppermints and ash np Nene Fe neNa -Weeh 2 shakes a mean pair of| Northern members of Congress whol in the } ttle nephew Endianapolls News. f tor) vou allow the fair dumec He peppermints and ask |, LAE Td ha eagle RAS 10 shakes @ mean pair ne eg . 10 | tn the hou le nephew, my dinner." ‘ ’ ne damsel : ali ne ant 4 ~ voted to support the slave party? Tho aunt was frankly amazed at the Bum QURSSED. You cannot have that. #i bayside erga - ae And i al! ARE CHAPERONES OUT OF STYLE | oy eS DN APANS OF a biuft | Charlie Rosen of Haclent naan nat ia the name of the Scandl-| aatonishing exhibition “of Mia “appe . i 7 sist, what are you going to do| 5 : he vam i ery time. er 4 mio es A 7ou knew wus | ie lention: That ie pel about it? ‘Thon there's the othor|, “end the dope to The Oulja Vdl- | i, column a wife, but notice that a 6, By what name did Bmerson term ‘'Heavens!" she exclaimed, one day, f ow are like a donkey? the |‘ raveler, . . “ jtor, The Evening World. New York ° Ba at are old maids. | his philosophy? “1 hope you don't mind my saying 9°, 4 oi pte vay wall,” aid | 15 OF Maan’ t \eome iets BARE BAL Oi | Forty and Lonesome—No old-fash-|“"Seeckator—A ohap's preference has | 7, What is the festival of the mant-/| Louis but, for a litte chap, eaten 00d Rustracts, better half is stub- p-Morkage Yncen& cldediy the man's place to ask per | miasion, and be assured moat men | know enough to do that, | ‘Dear Mies Vincent: | am a girl eighteen yoars ag ind a few months ago | happen to meet a |young man | had known for several |yeare but who had been away from the city for some time. A girl friend told me some months before: that thi ery, man was married. | asked f ihe was married id he said ae ef course | belleved him. Garin fev SAYS RERE *~ 100,000 BARRELS OF APPLES WERE SHAKEN FROM TREES IV THIS SECTION DURING , LAST ah STORM" home with me arid told me aa nf me and | acknowledged the | fact that! loved him. When ‘leaving he told me that he was ma | ried and was sorry he had danied It 1 have tried to become Interested in tome other men friends but | cannot seem to make myself believe in any of them. Bott | Well, Retty, you certainly can't make yourgelf believe in the married n you? 1 should think the fact he deceived you that one GON, HAT MUST wave BEEN SOME Mae . lal [sronee LAST NIGHT [I-NEVVA KNEW lappies GREW Ww BARRELS \ vening would make ou distrust him | Ie. all thin, my dear, #1 do t another trian There are plenty of fish in| the sea | = for a glorious dig at his wife. So ar, do you know why I om ike @ donkey? He waited ® moment, expecting his Wife to give It up. But she didn't. “I suppose {t's because you were sy Bventng World Ouija Ea TEaitor Asks the Romans do Plored the "River of Doubt"? We're living in New | old-fashioned kind. eaglo when they are out of ar ed doll, but give me | toned and no pe nothing to do with it, When he meets | festations of God through Christ) tainly, cata whole lon | the gentleman. “Is ‘he stopping her ‘ _ : Hero are some good ones to the at air.” anewered tho land-jevening? Or don't they? Go to It an ordinary, natural girl HER he'll think she's ideal and will | calle Louts, however, was not in te ut alx months ugo he or- | gtrong, and send your answers in at| Westion. \ "Roderick Loshon—We'd like to|Pé blind to fanits. 6. What kind of wire ts Feneraily|oaat taken back’ by this, ‘Rememt "ye aaa, © Bech Rigen tate sendy toe hice 2k ; : Happy Medium—There are very | used in the manufacture of airplanes? ber this, aunt | presto T oldlock today Tai we |once, We don't mind saying that BO MEN ERE AT conn GIRL | pave old- daationel sirle, but they arel tow real old-fashioned iris to-duy.| 9. Who the moat famous eynic| very aciemaly. "I ain't eo litte es F are expecting. im or @very inute."—|!more answers come in each week. ED GIRL? | tow, no we along yrith the others, but plenty of regular girls for regular | philosopher look from the outelde.’—Harpere s It shows that the old column ts get- Nee VYawke-When in Rome do aa! Lone Jacke fo such thing as the fellows, 10, What American gtatewman ox~ re | ao 11 RE EG Pe cee hc! eo AE ale san ea peace Meat aed irae wi! ‘a 4 ee situa tines tind a as