The evening world. Newspaper, October 6, 1920, Page 28

6a turned ‘tricks of Stone, this time Want a Lily,” in t ‘throu: made on Fin thi dance, Brothers eles, ts orang women sang pleasingly. The About Plays By BIDE OR the first time in the history of the New York stage the title of a play ts to be changed while F fhe play is a current Broadway at- ‘(paction. “Alan Brooks, producer of “Merchants of Venus,” at the Punch and Judy Theatre, has decided that similarity of the title to “The of Venice” tv what's wrong and from to-day on, will call his Gomedy “Booause of Toelen.” Mr. Hrooks’s preaa representative says ‘her boss no intention of offend- ie BH ‘8 ghost when he a called the play “Merchants of Venus,” : * bow Me be discovered he had done mathe very: thing. Now it i» belleved TT cog Ma aa of Helen, 4 ‘ANOTHER “MARRY” FARCE. Olver Moroapo will uce before Jong 4 now three called’ “Wait Tilt ‘We're Married.” It is by Hutcheson Hoya and Rudolph Bonner, Eleanor | Wyoaruit wil "bo ween in a heeding How's THIS, HOMERT ‘Our friend, Homer Ctoy, has writteu ® povel called “Turkey Bowman,” Tis sald,on @ hunk.of his own @arly life, It geoms that Homer was once in love with a little girl out in but she throw the dishwater ‘on iim ‘dnd’ broke hia’ Heart., The ing, of course, how Turkex ppened to ta around while 4 ) little lady was.bathing the dishes, Se r, we don't intend to tell it It You mast know, go right over to Harper Brothers and ask Mr. Har- ‘or day inember of the Harper for # copy of the book We, deat Homer and the Harper ‘out, of « dollar, and tqur pitst CANTOR QUITS THE CORK. iti Eddie Cantor who ts to the bumt cork. Eddie ‘In- ‘us that he intends to do all his his own natural, naked face. Bert. Willian will do all black work in “Broadway Brev- 4 Now let Eddie waah up some of jokes ax well apd we'll all be , after a manner of speaking. -ASSEMBLY TO BE BUSY. “sive. Jo 'Christopher Marks takes her portable typewriter in hand to in- “form this column that the Theatre Assembly, of which she is President, is. going to be 4 busy punch of fem- imine beauty during the winter and There will be study days, days, concerts, supper dances, card partics—in fact, everything imaginable but oulja woirees. | Al Chrismas time the ladies wil! jour- ey to the Actors’ Fund Home on Staten Island and spread happiness the guests, “The season of the ion will close on April 30 the annua) luncheon and jon” at Hotel Astor, with “Wolk Hote PLAYS ARE WANTED. ‘The Theatre Lovers’ Association’ ‘Wishes it known it is in Yie market for worth-while ‘Ya and piaylets Bree verse pla: and everything accepted will be pai for, But no “clap-trap plays with a inch oor bedroom or bathroom will be considered, The ad- dress is No, 216 West lith Street, New York. Goss! ‘Muriel Martin Harvey has be Hodge jr, calebrated nis aixth | § eoterday. He @uests in Vow party @ hollow of y ye at “icay Kanda Genoor in a Bvothers, and wall eend it “ham Handy ot “The Charm, Sehoo!,” ~ ne we too Saoidyn ahoatve Sun s <5 eee. aren oree Fred Stone Scores Big Hit in “Tip-Top” ~~” By CHARLES DARNTON only natural that there whould be cheers for Fred Stone at tho lem night, for “Tip-' years, and in it the best eccentric comedian tm the world soored the biggest hit of his life. inimity always to be found in a Dillingham production. London Palace Girls—aixteen of them—| on apirit and skill that they created nothing may be slow (n eome ways, but theso giria eens may find difficult to follow. After all, Btone, By doing hard work he always night he cracked a whip and with the lop away with @ horwe on @ treadm!: But, thanks to Mins Caldwell, he had a very to Ind on his chest. It wasn't necessary for he drum in the orchestra to make @ bit, for | everything in sight with the utmost ease and markeman, even while standing on his head. ish a “trap” as @ brave office boy who vack-somersault off the rolling barrel. Protested he had been treated like a dog. Marie Sewell and Roy Hoyer hit the ia was aa light as a feather in a charming waits; ‘White Deer proved true to the Indian dance. The and musical as precocious twins, though there and moreover thelr occas’ @ matter of taste—and a number of effect generally was so charming as to “Tip-Top” the most entertaining musical show tn town. (sia eR SST co A » “tiunday ooncarts will he resumed at : Century and Casino theatres next indey evening. Bid eit insd toa mmmich oe the i wi ad the march of the| He could not use the liguor as hi eS Bi Haiouine to-morrow. | tected m strong odor of eter in the in “Honey- | ored w: & dancing act with | hotels. | | | | Lop" proved to be the most cheering the trick of writing book and lyrics with the ald of R. H. Burnside, who! deal of ingqnuity. Then, too, titers & trick too which he asked for something more | the premises. For good measure ho e opening soene of a court room given na profanity struck played saxo; » and played them and Players DUDLEY By. Way of Diversion. When you've money in the dank; when with wealthy men you rank, you will find this world for you just glides along. You'll be famous as a wit. fo- cially you'll make a hit and the friends that you can claim will be a throng. But when you are “busted flat,” things won't glide along like that. There'll be t of fotke who'll find they've fudged you wrong. You are witty then no more. You'll dis cover you're @ bore, and the friends that you CAN'T claim teil be a throng. === Century Rounders” Tuesday’ night. Get a paint brush and go up. ‘The Oriental rights to “Irene” bave sold to Bandman's Opera Com- pany, which will tour in the Far Bast. Jerry Devine, aged eleven, of “Over the Hill,” will appear as Sentimental Tommy in tho Famous Players flim version of the Barrie story. Bast! Dean has begun negotiating with Brock Pembleton with the end in view) of taking the whole “Enter Madame” production to London next suramer. Frank Craven told John Golden yes- terday that he (Craven—get this right, now) once saw a man throwing lead nickels over the side of a boat in ‘Hoholutu Harbor for the kids to dive for, Wasn't that meant? ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Numie—Write Will A. Page, way Sogirs. . B. ¥.--Don't know where H ipckiee in ‘e Harry A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The man higher up, in the baseball scandal, was’ pretty low down, to our way of thinking. FOOLISHMENT, I went to Philadelphia, One fine day in October, Raid I: “My, My! 1 think that I Shall go to Kansas City,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Iady--I want a pair of shoes, Clerk—Yes, madam! How much too small do you usually wear them? ee Tete Entertaining Visitors, VERYBODY knows the story about Tom Bharkey, who ele trified the loungers in bis an. Yoon one day by~ saying heartily; “Well, boys, what are we going to have?’ And then, a9 the loungers gathered round whe bar, be added, “Rain or shine?” Hopresentative Chickamauga told a kind’ about a me an at At te City, Some friands vimited him on a hot evening, and after they had sweltered a while in the sitting room he sald: © Well, Fordon Lee of tory of & similar ¢riends, could you stand ahmentet* **We certainly could!’ the visitors replied, and they moistened thelr dry tips In pleasant anticipation: “"Then,’ said the mean man, rising, ‘we'll open this window. There's fen of @ breene.’ Washington Oy seed ea cas dust Right. R, W. G, DOWNS, an Evansville dentist, was in Indianapolis the other day and while here a ave him @ bottle of w triond bottle, He gave the bottle to a col- rat one of the Indianapolis The next morning he asked the colored man how he Uked the Nquor, 4 “Jes right,’ bos,” sald the dusky one. “It was jos exuctly right, Et ~KATINKA COMIC PAGE WEDNESDAY, OCTOEER ¢ TUL GET ONE OF THOSE-F (T WILL SAVE KATINKA AWT OF TiMe ! THATS AN ELECTRIC fa THING IN THE Tl WASHING MACHINE ! KeTCHEN, MUM 255) 1 Want You To Nyy 2 A me we * ia! a ‘Got, Joe! been Tem rae Yes, but Think of the Exercise’ Yo JOE'S CAR Tr) . Seas ons sama 14 7 : H'Lo Joe - WHAT LucK? Have viaor A car Yet? DONT Say CAR “To ME~ ym ait FED UP On ir WELL, WHAT OF IT? \T WASNT Your cart WHAT'RE. You Kickin’ Apour 2 DAWGONNIT — HE BROKE Down WAY OUT IN Th! CounTRY Y' Poon simp —— =~ A BIRD TAKES ME QuT IN AN O1L CAN FOR A NICE Lit’ DEMONSTRATION , AND — AN’ L HADDA HooF iT Home! a I mroyeiT mY New DAWG oved TS Pray wink Q wtTTus BROTHER. . No~0-° — YeR wiTTL.E Bromer Bir MY DAwe? Did YER DAWS. Bite ay wre QA% -Faees CUS. co. (NEVE vERLD) -- AND Then “he © ANOULD STARVE f This Idea Hit Bub Right in the PARTY THINKIN G Ouk-eve me! ie I nave: “KETCHUP I'D MAKE THE HOLES WTAE BOTTLES BIG ENOUGH THO THE DARN STUFE..WQULD COME OUT EASY. oo Bvoning World Outja LaieorAsts | Now, gang, let's drop another ratwin into the family Ja the answer to this week's problem, The old-fashion | Scandal in Church, The little man approached a sales- woman and sputtered: ae Y-you got me into @ pickle, you diamonds the mont important card? 4. In what anctent kingdom wgs It @ custom for the king to marry his sister? 6. At what Long Island club was the netional singles tennis championship fashioned girl? The right kind ot | modern girl is to the old-fashioned one as the Twentteth Century Lim- ited is to Ye Olde Stage-Coache, Hon and Dear Naturally the His Prior Right, A Mejor in a stevedore regiment employed one of his men to take of his horms “and do little chores around the yard, One day Sam nd ask Popper | rl has surely fellow of to-day prefers some girl *{ don't understand,” the girl re- come buck, if the votes of the Tans are any evidence. She's polling about| who has plenty of go and pep. played off? into the Major‘ to one hersmodern sister. So get bus: . ors} —< > ; Wi s the contrivance called | Ped timidly, ‘ o Major's oMce and be a tp One on herimedera slater. Bo ¥ ant wend th your, answers} Irma—The mibdern girl 1s just as| 6 What is the contrivance called | Yo “tomembep when I came in|some agitated man. After he had here to pick out a silk dreas for my wife, don't you?” ‘es. iL graceful In the kitchen as at a dance. cl y wish ed girl, bo MEN PREFER MO iN GIR luted clal ee D1 TO OLD-FASHIONED GIRL? pith jebergrannep Reins, be relieved from dis hyar job, new!" for steering? 7. On what day did the Lord create the stars? jan would y Bend the dope to The Quija Faitor, |taste my crullers, he'd leave his happy a remember we asked the The Evening World, New York City. home for me, What lari river flows thro Sergeant Dibe—Weo'd like the olé-| Dissy Al—Quit knocking the moa-|'° *** Der eect vested? ae gh dy who was buylig| ‘The Major asked him why he a fennioned irl but there aren't any |ern el She's 0. es far as I'm 9, What ts the name of Hocaoclo’s | Kitt bd tor her little girl? want the job any more. ‘ left. ean’ ind one. concerned, beat known work? . ? co 7 ‘ College Pointer—i'm for the girl of | ¥, of Glendale—t wonder how ‘Ter-+ To. in what State in Mt. Mitchen? | ‘Wew-well, you got the parcets| “Major, that thar Job ts good!iém Do lou mixed, that's what you did, and I|but I just can't seem to get alo yenterday—the nice sweet thing: rible Al gets that way, saying that 11. Who is the prince of fire in the Limited—We may like the modem /|there are no old-fashioned girls to- under world according to Jewish tra-| took that little kiltle skirt home t | with yo" all's wife. Seems every ti girl's clothes, but marry her—never. |day? Why he put on his Know? dition? ~ my wife ; I goes down to that thar bougy Rusty—When I want to have a good | specks and he'd notice thelr shiny 12, With what nation did the dit- I'm awfully sorry, ofr, but, Of) ou5 me to doin’ all kinds of a course, we can put that right.” up-to-date girl, ‘How? How?" But time, the modern, Jazzy, and full of pep, for me, now Unconscious A-—-We are living in ficuities occur that occasioned the XVZ correspondence? 1. What is the horizontal moulding | maid work, and a naggin’ at moll it had been any better you wouldn't vi ve i to meand ff it had bean aye drunk Ay when’ I want a wife, give me the old|the twentieth century, tee! “Lean change the skirt.” ther time, too."* oe the twentieth century, ang the 1920] projection terminating ® building ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, it Nha een oe ere a citi J. H. Dollay—The modern giris| Harold, Park Slope.—According to| “Med? 1, Cornice; Edward cll,; 3,| the trouble, My wi “Sam, I've beon living ee sy win. Do you think the girls would | my experi¢nce, the ob 4x1] 2 What English king claimed the | Casino; 4, West Side Ten- | ce! while I was away woman for thirty-odd years now, and like tu better if we should’ paint, | will make a fool of you. Give me the {throne of France aad started the|nis Club; fourth; 8, | tha latest style, ynd wore the wretched | If there is going to ve any one relieved powder and wear short pants? up-to-date girl and Vil do the rest, Hundred Years Wart Orinogo} 9% Decameron; 10, North | thing to chur 4 on Sunday, ie going to mm me."—Willlam. Dunas, Joo. Why not try it?) Ben W. of B. O-—Who wants an :| 3, In what oard game Js the ten of | Carolina; 41, Gabriels 1% Fi Evangel r UB ay in Judge, ‘ ie a wire NESTE © ote . Jibei aSalels