The evening world. Newspaper, October 1, 1920, Page 36

THE Like 4 JUMIOUGLY enough a new theatre, the Times Square, a beautifal thing 4 gray-and-green-and-silver, opened jas: night with a play as old Easiest Way,” NEW PLAYS “The Mirage” “The Easiest Way” _ By CHARLES DARNTON written by Eiger Selwyn and called “The . Belwyn follows the path that Eugene Walters out through when Rector’s offered something better than suickie. Murtock didn't blow out her brains, such as they iy careful In this eilly caw. Aside from living extrava- hae hee mother and sister making the most of her apartment. be worse in the way of play-making. A wenk brother family honor ts the poorest excuse that could be of- woman” in New a ificial, ‘The man from Brie has every reason for leaving her, @vegestion that both may meet again. Stuff and non-| itself into nothing more than the exposition of a York, with a man from her home town aaking her ing a moral shock from the conditions surrounding The woman has no excuse to offer for her An the smail-town hero, of the proceedings Alan discretion, Florence Nash was thoroughly amusing By the period, And Reginald Mason figured easily and questionable family, About Plays and Players BIDE DUDLEY | KATINKA | S ACCUSED OF FROM Yer | (Comrie 08, Prue Pobthng Ca OLY. Boeing Wf) 1 GEEWHILLKERSS “THis PETROLEUM SITUATION IS SURE GETTIN’ ACUTE — WHAT ARE WE Comin’ ‘To? COMIC PA EPTING A BRIBE MADAH'S NEIGH BoR BLANCHE , D You REALIZE THAT ‘ “TH' CONSUMPTION OF GAS \s GETTIN “TO BE. GREATER “HAN “THE PRODUCTION ? BI Gost, THAT's Nor iy SUP Hee A SUBWAY S a VcKet For Vetrin’ 4 WHAT MEANS WE'VE GOTTA GET US A LITTLE Low-POweRED CAR GOLLY, TM GLAD CORN PLASTER 1 REFUSED THAT mes SAPP OFFERED MET OF tr?! Gos! tr THAT'LL SAVE, GAS ! A Fe.ow's “I LOVE You" AT THe’ SEASHORE {S WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS A BOLSHEVIK ~ 1.0.0. CHICAGO 1S A YEAR BEHIND IN THE THEATRICAL LINE. SPORT EDITORS | ARE NOW WRITING “SCANDALS OF 1919 AND THE COURTS ARE MAKING A Ww" OF IT Sone OLD HAIDS MAKE Geese” OF THEMSELVES TRYING To PLAY CHICK! WITH THE PrTCHING MOUND EIGHT INCHES HIGHER THAN THE PLATE HOW COULD A TWIRLER PITCH ON THE “LEVEL ANYWay “Worup's series VNDER THEIR BEDS FOR ROBCERS-THE LOOKED UNDER THEIR PILLOWS FoR “ROLL The Brains of the Family Are Not Between Joe’s Ears? ) OH — WE SHouLD SAVE. GAS FOR THE BIG Cars S DIDN'T LOOK Our Beauty Contest. At last the report of the judges in the Handsomest Man Contest 4a at hand. Out of 564 men who sudmitied their names and pio tures in the competition, it haa been decided that fret prize goca to Robert H. Davis, the maga sine editor, and second to Wal- ter Kingsley, the man who said, “I would rather meet a pretty dionde than hear Etman play the piano.” Both Mr. Davia and Mr. Kingsley have been awarded copies of the’ book, “Dudley, the Man and President,” bound in Moroceo, Utah, They will be the guests of honor at a Beauty Ban quet to be held to-morrow at Buathoad Point, L. 1. Jessica Plympton Nutt will sing “Send Dudiey to the Chair.” and Messrs. Davis and Kingeley witt de crowned with something yet to be selected, Hail, fair ones, and may you live long and — lanky! Sd fo tell the film people about his pro- duction of “The Woman Untamed." Donald J, Flamm has loft the &hu- bert Press Department to launch & | Brooklyn Publication called The Pro- gram Magazine, Therosa, Maxwell-Conover,’ who han & jag scone in “Honeydew,” yester- day received some Hterature concern- ing. an Inobriates’ Home, ‘he famous Nick Carter detective E CAI iN. opening performance of ‘Kis- ores aoe 2. be Cg ee into mov- * at the Lyric Toeatre will | DY t joneer Film Corporation, eodora. Larceque, who plays Alix ooour Oct. 4 as pecan = Mercier, the Ra Girl, in The Nkely take place before arm School,” te @ niece of Alice week. Baward Royee has|Pusr Miller. urtel Manners, of “Dh a of the reboarsain which | 0 Hity Girl.” thought ahe hed ape that “Kissing Timo” is now | pendicitis, but a surgeon's cutting re- ‘the bands of « pilot who knows | marks cured her. Hasean Akbar, a Turkish merchant, me chip. has artved in New York with ortental ei inclu some rai rugs, LYSIA SAILS. for use in “Mecca. ne “T° : : ry your own hmch” down tho price of Cohan hea for his Cohan Revue. 8 two-y "The paw him ‘ednesday afternoon. eitin t call ren picen' " Mrorrenee "ya janky ‘Boovt’ of t om Nigh! oes @ hit in entire ‘There will be but one concert at Century Promenade Bunday eve- new einging avt is vaudoville, te orchestra te in ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, A. . C.—Stone is very much aljye, Dayid R. B.—See Mr. Anderson, Shu- bert Theatre stage, Friday afternoons, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Eph Cooley, the Wollsville kidder, writes us he found @ hen tn his coal bin Wednosay laying in his winter's supply of coal, FOOLISHMENT, Frequently our readers try thoir hands at writing verses intended for ublication here under this head.. A ader, of Bay Shore, ize sen: us the following: On top of @ mountain, At the foot of a Mu, Btood a ttle red house painted green, The moon it blew, And the wind stood atill. Was that not @ beautiful scone? And then along comes Blasty Miko of Homecrest with another real gem. Look: One fine night, in The middle of the day, A load of straw turned Into real hay. . The farmer was bald, and He stroked his hair, And a submarine went adout High in the atr, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “When. is a ploce of wood like a monarch?” *T don't know,” “When it is made into @ ruler.” —>——— Putting the “H” in Music, Ben- GREEN APPLES You's. cated THe CHoLeRA MoRBUS CIT ou'TeR: MY APPLIES $ You'Re GOWHA CaTrtH —— ? CHore R4 MOoRBUS THEY GO OVER To MR, TOUCHEMS) eer He Caught “Bowsik ATE TAose THE FARMER parses) APPLES Bur CAME AND +e DID NT cATt THe, =) GRABGED Him — - @| WELL) 1 HEARD DADDY ma TOUCHEM WORKED everyBopy | EVERY | SAY THAT O-MORROW we'll have a new a) last day with the old one haven't asked Ouija the quest! and then get ready for the startler on Ask old man Ouija DO GIRLS OF TO-DAY MARRY FOR LOVE OR MONGY? and send the results at once to The forthcoming HE ‘orn of the ‘unter is ‘ard " on the ‘Ill," gang the Httle ear-old daugh- oy at the Ragged fchool ight Boat” | eae Bho didn't cry |iine in “Kathleen Mavourneen” of the teacher, eho said kindly, j“why don't you put a few more attches in your song?" "Garn," advised the little al 4 tse will Oulja Editor, The Evening World, |New York City, | Ima Nutt-I¢ the right one comes if he hasn't 11 love him just aa much, That's true love, Bome Zudick, Brooklyn—Terrible Al te right, They all think of dough, but not the right kind of dough, Honest—T've secon some who mar- «Flea for @ big engagement ring and a om ‘ook Land balp them “ Tooke vew™9Norl8 OuijaKaiturAuks. westion to decide,#o let's make the If you on below, do it before it'a too late, n Saturday, appy and peppy as usual Helene of Yorkville—The girl of to- ould like to marry for love, but on account of old H.C, L. money has to be taken into consideration, Sue—It's every girl's privilege to marry for money, as sometimes that epelis the way out of lots of trouble. But somehow his version of that along and has money, all right, DUt! Hot Pm asainst the men who de- pend upon money via the marriage route, Rederiok Loshon—Can't kick about ‘Tenrible Al's issue, as ninety per cent, marry only for the dough, Kathryn—The hanasume Apotios of to-day are eo funny-looking thet mascying tor you can't Blame us for money. for. Bedford Hille—My girl married for money, Not md; it couldn't be done, Smiles—First they marry for money -then they seek a lover, Gob's Wift—u had the choice of money or love, I chose the “gob” and am not a bit sorry, Horrible Paul From Midland—it must be awful to be stung for your roll, No wonder they moan There's nothing else to marry Ruthe Stenog—if American girls hance they should marry for "y, or @ good provider, Love never filled an empty stomach, Razz--I'm back again after mourn- ing Vet Rutherford, but Terrible Al la almost as good. (Ed, Welcome home, Razz.) Unconscious Al—-What chance has mere man nowadays, Sadie—la there » man nowadays who is capable of reciprocating a true, pure, fenerous and sincere love? I hardly think so. Babe of Bayonne—t won't answer 4 question because 1 can't get one tor love oe WOLOY, 1, In what city 4s the citadel called the Kremlin? 2. Who was the author of the Mis- sourl Compromise? 3. What Is the diameter of a billiard ball? 4, What Roman destroyed Carthage? | & Who was the father of Moab? | 6 What mountains divide Burope | from Asia Minor? 7. What is the body of an airplane called? | 8. What is the outer leat of a cigar called? 9. Who wrote the opera “Zampa"? 10. What Preaident lived to the ir ‘Who was the first to caloulate the law of falling bodies? 1d. Wikat was ihe mame of the énee in the Garden of Eden that bore the apples? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 1, Moscow; 3, Henry Clay; 8, 21-16 inches: 4, Scipio; 5, Lot; 6, Taurus; 7, Fuselage; 8, Wrapper; 9, Herold; 10, John Adams; 11, Galileo; 12, Tree »t Knowledge of Good and Evil. —— New Reason for H. C, L. A farmer from the West, who was recently in Washington on business, was talking to an expert in the ser- vice of the Department of Agricul- ture, and thelr conversation natur- ally turned to farming. “Farm products cost much more than formerly,” remarked the expert, solemnly, “Yes.” smiled the farmer, “When a farmer is supposed to know the botanical name of what he's raising, and the entomological name of the insect that eats it, and the pharma- ceutical name of the chemical that will kill the bug, somebody's just got to pay,”"—Harper’es Magasing, Social Strategy. Little Mildred announced to her father that her friend, Grace, was to sive @ birthday party the following week, to which event Mildred had every reagon to believe she would he invited. “And I've got to take her @ present,” she added, “Present!” exclaimed the father, who had just been wrestling with nis income tax retuf, It's elwaye something. If you can't be invited to parties without taking presente you'd better etay at home,” Mildred made no reply. The naxt day her father, regretting his hasty words to his unhappy-looking daughe ter, sald: “Mildred I bought a couple of boxes of thaws for you to take to Grago’s “Ita too Inte mow, dad.” eald r dred, gloomily. " to-da sho