The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1920, Page 11

MBER 25, 1920 Father of Nineteen Children a Says Kiddies Are an Asset and Best Investment of Married Life Francis Yoder of Somerset, Pa., Proud of His Family Fourteen of the Children Living Under One Roof Father Believes a Good Switching Is Necessary in the Life of Every Kid. By Fay Stevenson. Children are an assct ang the vest investment of muriied life This is not a second Theodore Roosevelt talking, tut Just a good Ame ean father of nineteen children, who speaks from “experience” and practises what he preaches, He is Francis Yoder, a coal miner, who lives at Somerset, Pa,, a smoky little town four hours’ ride from Pittsburgh and five miles frort Rowhere mT THe TOR ROW OLSOYS. JOLIA WADELINE, ORAN, TEL Mom ei NG, MOE SOOT, ELYNOOD, MRS YODER, Ty Rows BAG PREM UAN Sani me Cbunte o-Ps} ‘ ae ' OAR Fee eee ON WRORCKES Ati HAROLD, 3Amm, Pe a tee ern w th child was born to the Y« Hvening How would you like to be Pai and Mamma Yoder, with all the shildven? 1—Edward, twenty-three, work ing in coal mine 2—Gladys. twenty-one, house ent f such an iiustrious modern childless age ty Jou acy lo the Simm ‘ and AY’ keeper + \ ame 3—Henry, eighteen, working in Just over t “ i. mines Pranlongeg ne % f-Oran. sixteen, warks on farm. a 3 BIsabel. fifteen, housekeeper eottagy I fou e hope J 6—Harold, thirteen, works on the Youers. A at the ¢ 4 farm 7—Julia, eleven, goes to school. —Richard, nine, goes to echeol. 9—Madeline, eight, goes to school. 10—Lily, seven, goes to school man inner so0m $11—Thelma, five, goes to school 12—Irving, four 13—Elwood, two. 14—Baby Freeman, three weeks old squeal. a faint “stop pinching me.” a wee baby's and then the di greeted by a host of kid wizos and . , WetMared that all 1 could thin . . the old woman w 1 d ina ' and had so many children wnow what to do, but a 9 ‘ hy Was 8 wd y. but we'r at these hoa made me roalixe that the Yoders PLD! aa weoteat nant Aiea know what to do, and the , ani ana which ought to hang over th * “Welcome the merrier ra of MAPPY ones fe A neat looking, se woman Vbave ni walked into the room n ny babe clutched tghtly arm wrt It was Mother Yoder, v ein 1 ‘ © cheekw even rosy ould sareely belle mother of all th 1 oldest by dies, Inchiding | ¥veatinent was gout ity-three, | (lt! ond @ young lad + daughter that he ad expected to sve wotnan, bul in wif face to face w ears of age, in perfect he need keep the dimples and curves abou mouth stole Some one had ben bammerr Sa Gol Dawe BAR READE, ndorstand an aut try to find « what the with y enoug a book HWE WAS A SALE: If you start t hink hefore y Does the tile " ’ . ne ‘ Just suppor readin % i “ALFALIA SMITH, of boots to buy! Copesett, 1920. be ‘ioe Trae A3itulab ing Co Toe Now York Brening Can You Beat It! ‘YouR RAZOR / VERY Dut 2 NOTICE IT VERY TIME \ VL SHAVE HE man who tava he cannot afford to have children it on idiot, AVE IT DONE IGHT AWAY PLEASE HAVE (T ) \ \WHAT [5 IT | TO You ? You Don't ( FRR AAA AAA AAA # : The Ambitious Small-Town Girl Is Shown the Broadway Method Of Getting a Theatrical Job Mildred E. Phi vappily end maid is the third of by a stage at 137,000 population to try her luc! [in a city of six and a half million bet nl Deibag A, of the tremendous amounts earned by tae Fox Ole stare, and goon William piled, rr Maye, tf 1 have “How do you dies’ piaies to Mil and fourteen pairs ord. | WANT To SCRATCH THE BLOT oFF THIS LETTER. i Ww (T Reh LTE, Courtship“ Marrio Derry VINCENT. The New York beentng Wott they would drop me aw ail the rest of the young men | have met, want to be an old maid and yet how can | save mynelf? “DESPONDENT VERA hot wanting to en okt wald,” has mad # the wrong step nine Was NOL Rhaste oe EAR Miss Vincen am # enteen years old and the: is @ young man who works the same office with me who is nineteen, This boy does not care very much for the girls but he told some one who knows me well that he would like to take me out some even ng He io very bashful and does not know how to make the first ad vances. Now, Ming Vincent, | like this boy and would like to have hi friendship, s0 will you please tell me what to do? . oor.” Why mot gel up # Hittle social aim with t home and in ‘Dear Miss Vincent: Although | am almost eighteen, very pretty and ell built, | have never had a beay my life. tam afraid | am doomed to be an old maid. My girl friends have beaux and go out with them nd although | know several nice young men and at first they seemed anxious to know me, afterward they dropped my acquaintance, Wheneve 1 go out with girls we encounter umerous flirtations from very -e spactable fellows, but as a rule | put a ban on flirtations. At present there wre two different fellows trying to flirt with me. | meet them on my way to business evary day and yet I know in my heart of hearts that if re to talk with these young men think a wand failure jou better tnan they © / PLENTY oF TO MORROW ue Dear Mine Vincent: We have three childrer he refuses to tear up the picture of @ thirty-nine and had counted on the companionship of my A WIFE IN NAME ONLY Keep girls Danging arsund iheit oMleen Don't m \o The @rent extent that theatres mont la Juee jay ’ SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1920 Goss DOMES TIC FS RELATIONS After the Opening Day of the Marriage Season tue Con- fetti Shower Consists of Statements ' and Bills to Be Paid. , By Neal R. O'Hara. Copyright. 1929, te The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Kvening World) “i dope tv congratilale an engaged couple. As long as they're. d they're lueky. But the panic is oo when they double up, A It only comes once in a while 1 is ge guy's Wedding day Is all wel and g n even the very best families, But rent day comes once a month. ‘That's the No. 1 Caw in matrimony, After the opening day of the marriage sea~ on the confetti shower consists of statements and bills to be patd. Tt ts & wise husband these day® that can pay off the landlord, the butcher, ths miliiner and the instalment collector and still have enough for brows sugar and raisins Brewster's millions was a nifty plot in its day. Brewster was a poor guy that fell into a landslide of Liberty boils, He shook down the rich , uncle's estate for 10,000 berries, provided he could spend 1,000,000 leaflets in the course of wa year, That was in ‘96, and poor Brewster had a terrible time Anything was legal for shooting the dough exeept tossing it into the ario of by a Utkarat prescription for th dame's third Anger. Frequent appl ations of pay envelopes to the corner sewer Yet the « this snappy tale covered 300 pag dy’s palm may help retieye the four acts and eleht reels befor : \ pain, but in the long run Brewster blew in the roll. Today eee Te cure for thin dixease except a dr you could tell Brewster's story tn two or three bundred words. Our ™, 5 if The jay that suid all the wooly hero would only have to get mar loves @ lover was nol ft ried. *And he'd need the residue o t All the world does love a lov the eatate by the middle of June lovers inalst on getting mure Matrimony today if nt a Vet «nary what finsen tt all, You ture, ICs & sure defielt The pat to the altar is a one-way thorough hear it sald that all the wor & newly marr fare from Easy Sfrvet to Banh there are Jandlords and grocers in ruptey Boulevard, Marriage '8.th? ihe world. A whinp that gets ma) kame where the guy says: "I do, 1 pied ig now getting hep that nobody do, 1 do." Nothing but dues. He joves a fathead ? who dances must pay the fiddler, — Oye of the great questions of thes Aud he who marries muat pay th quy, gutside of how many raisins organist, You wilt notice there IS give ihe best results, is: Can a mar. no mention of SHE tn these prov-" ried couple live on $30 a week? The and pays nd pays That maket tive on $30.0 week If they have Santa three payments, And there are igus for « landlord and get their ¢ more ihe wa food from the Salvation Army, Marriage Ix a bitlerorworse ex Otherwise the answer is Nix! For perience. You never see the wed- thirty ducats a week nowadays you ding ring merehants advertising be can hardly buy grub to feed the wolf forewnd-after (estimonials from their at the door. As we started to say, female customers Never’. Matri- matrimony may not be a failure, but mony is a divease that isn’t cured 1( comes close to bankruptey, Is the Cultivation @ @ %2-.crseots Of Beauty Worth While? <%=: be Hines PunllQQin Co (The New York Krening World.) BAUTY a subje 1 vied (he attention of great men of yb weee—Chus Aristotle used to aay that personal beauty is a bettes ome 808 iL Was Diogenes who gave this ed beauty, the “Gitt of God.” tea 4 hyve & perfect face, or at least, one . te scarred or maimed. Aa eae value of bewuty ia con ' ad, while is & valuable assoc rm H activss, I would not call it al. a» though it h or, eawential tO her #uccess, bur ause woman is to be beautiful, and by #hla f do nut vuaty Thon abe har been at ion on the stage alone, but every ne in histor where. Phyalow iY woes a Jong ¢ has awakened to the fact that Wa and the success of any Wwihenis, uniowa of ap ex wwnan, On the stage, of courme, abii- character i yon themaelves sufficiant to break dow? the barher of oppomiiion te he w Aloe Inte World affairs, Hat when wile adjunct Apled w asmolated den itty Heretofore we have considered the potes f sltivati¢ Dowuty worth while 2 © whe flowers und piania, in our horses when cor be n ar astert i) ampliant Care c be . ‘ drat u r 4 vith ' P A f race Dut of & commit st 4 the ’ z ) i ts appea it muat o elit hie: valent In Lady Holland's "Memoirs" she juotes Sidney Smith to this effect Pha:dracabing falee modesty. How ‘ te e psurd to tell girla that Re x ty is Of no value, dress is of no man se; her whole pronpects and hapo: ness in life may depend upon a ne wown or @ becoming bonnet, and {t f are as five Krains of Kenee ahe wi! ave Alwaye bean of the same beauty te of value, beauty of ™, of Manner, apeech—and he must accede to this Fewry beaultul in every partiouiar, Dut pOssenw aome Deauty meture but that she can Nerweif ~vaetly if abe only knows: or concluding instal- — it will be my to paper. bowdn ' Nevada climate ad J couple. Not whiting ¢ It Is Always the man Who BAYS correct answer is Yer. A couple can”? ¢ feve that woman's business i no Kir {8 Ro poorly endowed,