The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1920, Page 17

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1920 Who Is Bide Dudley ? #3. The Mayor of Delhi, who runs second to anias; Ellabélie Mae, Doolittic and Lucile the Waitress. Read his Phunny Phiction” phil- |] osophy thrice weekly on the Magaaine Page. “Sweethearts for Three’’ By Roger Batchelder\ it give you an insight of seve Begin reading to-d: dramatic characters of New York! 's instalment in The Evening World. The Spirit of Jenny Lind, the Greatest Soprano, De SOR. ; rice * To Live Again in Frieda Hempel on 100th Birth a | Can You Beat It! _« emis, By Maurice Ketten= Const 1020, ap he rem Pabliag Co. York Brening World.) Anniversary of Barnum’s Biggest Circus Act Mcrae t of the A driver's seat of the ear and shook his flat In the face of the grinning garage mechanic standing by “Yuh olduhe was not to touch the Doat,”* Jd the mechanic, his grin changing to an ugly scowl, «“I won't doity my Hands with it.” “There, you see!” cried Mr, Stryver to Mr. Jarr. “I tell you, this country WH is bordering on Bolshevism! Well added, turning to the mechanic, HH I} i me twenty galions—what is ‘gas’ # i gallon now?" Hil HH! “Thirty-four cents a gallon,” an- swered the mechanic. “But yous has Kotter douse your stogie folst.” Mr. Stryver went to the door of the garage and tosse! his newly lighted Havana into the street. “Isn't it enough to make a man let out a roar? Do you remember the gallon for gasoline? "rhen it rent up ene CiTTLs re pweaty, and t ent ty-t ve LY EAD, inthis den of thtever! WN LET Ke TIE bots BATHING - ri Jarr around to the garage to COME LITTLE < STAN STU Miss Hempel Will Sing the Same H The Orchestra to Be Dressed in the vec his new imported car, DARLINGS WHILE MOTHER : Old Arias and Play Her Own @ Quaint Suits and Frilled Shirts "0, there's no gasoline inthe ND LET MOTHER FASTENS YOuR Accompaniments on the Same of the Days of the “Swedish bad “ dtryvae jamped UT ON YOUR, Piano That Jenny Used. BATHING & SUITS BATHING Sutr Nightingale.” ge OF RAP Ree PTE ATES cet) ih Hil Ih A YOu Mustn'T GET YouR. PRETTY CURLS WET g “You should worry about the price of gasoline,” remarked Mr. Jarr dryly. “Look at the money you've made in oil_stocks.”” But Mr. Stryver still grumbled at the price, as the mechanio filled the new car’s tank. “She's all right now,” said the gar- age helper finally. “Shall I start her for you? Will you get in? Is every- thing all right?" “You tend to your own affairs and let that machine alone,” growled Mr. Stryver. “Look out, you're in the reverse! Throw her neutral, shut her off!" shouted the garage helper. cella * But this warning came too late, The great machine uttered a sound like “Humph!” and puttered out back- , ward. Mr. Stryver, losing his head in : the excitament, jumped out of the ma- : chine and endéayored to hold It. But 2 with the easy effort of a giant push- Don’ T RUN eel : ing over a child the great. machine threw its owner over on his back in a Now DON'T : et KI Does ! J pool of oil, and ran over his supine QUARREL WITH : WAIT FOR ae iddleton, “Il Turco in Italia,” form without further harming him. t # Next will Meyorbeer’s “Camp Out ofthe garage rolled the ma- ITTLCE SISTER Mother : en “The Herdsman’s chine, with Mr. Jarr, who had not FOR. MOTHER Fi ‘The Weleome to Amer- gotten in the car, holding on to the written especially for Miss Lind radiator, stepping on Mr. Stryver's Wilt SPANKS by Bayard Taylor, oll-covered and florid face as the ma- & Not only will the same spirit of chine pulled him out on the street. SPANK ars ago prevail, the same Then it crashed into a fire plug on the |%\& but the net proceeds curb and came to a standstill with a will go to the same smashed tonneau. charitable institutions which Jenny — “Why didn't you shut her off? Why Lind seleeted as the beneficiaries of didn’t you stop her?” gasped and xat 4 the original concert. roared the anguished owner, er, isin to By Fay Stevenson. ingale, who cried “That's be: Barnum eng ged Jenny Lind for his feet and shaking his fist rary F SPIRIT of Jenny Lind is to hae now sing something simple, iss Tees ne arta a goo for, et i ane fase, of the again grinning garage Ive again in Frieda Hempel, (uriths, |neludinn only ninety-five concerts, which "Seq told me to keep me hands off Seventy years’ ago Barnum, y Home, My Hap- netted her $176,675.09. yer hew boat," said the helper coolly. | the ‘greatest showman of his time, py Home,” “When T Was Seventeen,” Aa Miss Willoughby suid, Pegs “Hully gee! Yor friend put his heel in 4 who tdget “Karewell, My Fatherland,” “The Vik- no record on the dise of Jenny Li yer blinker an’ you got a lovel had exhibited midgets, mermaids 1 Ui Tride,” “The Stars of Heaven voice, but the journals of her time, Xr, blink ae wae © lovely and’ mummies, turned the attention Are Glowing" and “The Star-Spangled the few living people who heard her «pow will we get the car back in?” New York to the incoming steamer Banner, und those to whom the memory has , Mr. Jarr. 3 1 Atlantic which had aboard his newest Miss Henypel’s first song, following been handed down ai tell the same dunno," replied the garage helper. } attraction, Jenny Lind, “the Swedish (ho old programm a duet with story: “It was wonderful! “I got oidu not to touch it. I i Nightingale,” the one ‘hundredth an- eee — should worry. x eeeary of who: 30 birth will be cele- And whistling merrily, he walked anct tulle, Wifey sleeps. That eettles Mike—How'll we @et our brenktaat rated Hex a ont, Sy rc fata the ort and told the book- TookEvo0™ Tor Onin MarAstks. it of wite Gooen't wet up ars, Cad. » in October, Fri mpe eeper to charge the fussy guy for Petite—Heretofore ve thought it Take a peep at the corner tu Paeusepbces in ns same role ot he r twenty gallons of “gas” at 84 cents a was 4 eanany place to get Set ease room to-morrow morning, Mike.). Hempel is ink urope studying up att vette that: all? ked the boolkk Neel Peete ee is eee ey TDerribie Al ayatercl. or "euey tar wont: ms Stree isnt 5 tis in Bro} ‘Is that all?” g ne bookkeeper. ‘ saasit ihtebbee acti _ Tei @ystem—t. ., “Push her would make preparations the night | [ d ply, “but you can start on an estimate oarders some {nwpiration, for lots of an rs came in thie > corner func agon for his morning wake bby an: Vv | making a gown for her which wil We Don't Claim Every ry Perfect Gent Gent ie a ea eaeran in Open-Faced for rebuilding the whole front works ing on the daily hay egultiins contest, Anyway, time is getting short meal. * P ready ine sitty. an © i Ge Neel cee Clothes. He Isn't. Buta Bird That Knows the Right Ma- of the old crook’s new car and half a . 4 Mischievous Matty—To my mind, T. R. Sewob—When I tell my Stor cee | in New York con . 7 14 Sallon of ‘gas’ extra. It will take that Sfsin for answers to tls question Fuany how the end of the week comes i. OPT e lias promosition, They and Btrife to get up and aiagaay some 4 @tlons are being studied to bring noeuvre for Every Signal on the Social Calendar Hasn't to clean his clothes before he gets out every week, isn't it? : ; Only two more days for the final dope to arrive, @0 should both kick the quilt off at of her culinary art, she tella me slate cost him a coat, Walt, you will remember, saved the Queen from 4 getting her regal shoes spattered with mud, He pulled off his arias and play er own accompani- ‘ VAS a 7 e ments to the same group of songs on "eefer and smothered the puddle. He was always pulling off stuff like the same piano Jenny Lind pila that. It was the first time the coat had been soaked that season, so sents plano autographed: by Her Royal Niblets made Walter a knight and shot him over to Virginia Night ale ie o Bwediah Nightingale on the night of |, ascover tobacco. That was the first tip folks got that politeness some- Arthur Middleton, who is to be the assisiing baritone, Signor Belletti, will algo ‘dress the ‘part,” and the or- chestra is to be garbed in the quaint tits and frilled shirts of earller days. “Unfortunately there Is no record of Jenny Lind’s yoice, no black dise to tmansformed into the Aquarium, Miss Hempel will sing the same the it plot uy oe . | of Castle Garden, The le ne jose Rules for the Sake of His Health. ot her write out your answers immediately before you go out an& try w find a once, ery ‘bas been abolished and a us 1 T earne: Flo-flo—The w shouid get over. tennial Concert, . Ww 5 —— aa truley o ‘ a ea ‘i ‘ 1 5 ne woman wen in Carnepie lath 1 By Neal R. O'Hara. P he Tittle. teens to acat Ett the question off your mind, youll find that yreakmat ready, an ee can ils down Three Wise Birds of Shelton, < Bay ed . = , ‘ Ping her into raptures with his feet. the little Jaunt to Flatbush or Haut " . “4 0) » whi len, the: scene of ILITENESS never cost anybody anything except Walter Raleigh. It when he haw gone. It’ according to who's the bose. fivat American triumph, ba P 9 ari . Raff knew all the correct answers N@w York will be much easier, Wal- rus of the Bronx writes an imdignant to “Excuse me” and “Did you, <-—————-—--__.-________ letter cluiming that the Oulja Kaitor started the strike. Hon: he didn't, lt was Terrible Al, from last reports. Let's finish up the week with the usual spurt, #0 one—two—three, ask Ouija SHOULD HUSBAND OR WIFE GET realleh!” He was so polite he would never strike a lady for less than tep bucks, Yes, indeed—Raffles was a regu- lar Lord Fauntleroy with a reform school diploma, He could sit down at a formal dinner and the whole C«wrew, 10 Wy the Pew Buplitlug Co Seether, cae tes nine forks wouldn't puzzle him—not 1. oe okas , jority of tha women. io back (oi tie after he'd slipped ‘em in his vest. 1 By what name waa the Athenian * method of exili 01 0 hay after hubby leaves for the dally ‘As a soclal favorite, Raff was 9 Motod of exiling prominent citizens li lh known? toll, Let wifey do It. i ferpetuate it fo said Miss Lois anic. The Vandergoulds wante i Willoughby, who is Miss Hempel's Si The Astorbil ® 3 thea 2 Who wrote the book “Jane George B.—The wife and I get up a BéCretary, at her office, No. 164 Madi- him, The Astorbilts wanted him. 5.9 alternately every week to prepare % fon Ave *, “Miss Hempel has vis- And the Pinkertons wanted him. He . breakfast, and receatly she rebelled q ited Sw 1g and learned was a social Hon tn sheep's clothing, — ® What is the reai name of the I gave her a wound spanking, which { hat this ano of t writer, Ralph Connor? has worked wonderfully . | tilling, nthetle quality could Raff could sail Into a truffled ‘ , eral Neko CHUgerutwy annus g up to the high D in r full function without a demerit for his 4 Who was the monk that joined "3 Route €ones, and at times even touch higher totes * Miss Willoughby says that Miss empel will sing, first of all, many @igssic songs which Miss Lind sang. ng the sé prog aed at her debut tcc utter ke had Teacd tho mit’! timos pays. But just to show what a raw deal Sir Walter got, the tobacco —— mene = folks went and named a cigarette after his main rival, Chesterfield { Dagon and killing 8,000 Philistines Littts Red=-Tat the dived Susneen i ° Politeness to-day has been cornered by the whipped cream boy» that When Raffles was {ncluded among What la the outer bone of the man sicep mornings, He needs rest year their handkerchiefs and wrist watches up their sleeve, They figure i + after golfing all day. Sufficient to OMG Dov Cekoe ania Benes pare iw bait a day's work, and they think the Ten ‘0% Dresent, your Jewels were as !¥*r M4 sg a Tew aia ou Hey a b * : u wid he 8. What is the westernmost time safe as they'd b ssia. a —~We' 7 pe Dis-courased one: Have Commandments were the rules of etiquette. ‘The same birds that think “f° ®» they'd be in Russla, He Bolla—We've bean married three x could pull off an apology or a neck- ''t in America called? years, My husband gets up fret you ever divided this word dis- only the lower classes put milk in their oolong. The fleece-lined Cuth- lace with equal ease. ‘The only dif 9 Who began the Protestant move. every tnorning, maken ‘hin breukfaat, courage up in this way before? berts that are too modest to get ready for bed if'the room is furnished . all and i Can stay in bed as long as T " Ou cal Ss nouramed hers ference was that when he w ment in England? ‘i son Guid you pail a dis-couraged Per= with pird’s-eye maple, You know’ em, kid, as well as we do. wan fn ; as through, you had the apology, And 210. What word ie used to signify Queen of Sheba—Just because ree Ea ee oe toe are, rnere {8 Just one recipe for guys ai) those rules for the sake of his when Raff sald “Bon solr” to the that music must be played quickly? Hilby comes in at all hours of the ul ee kty frome die, that make politeness a business in- Rot able to re quickly from dis health, It won't do, much harm to hostess, he'd leave with everything 11. Who composed the opera, Ornling is mu feuson why Witey Souragement, wbuse, ‘calling dows” stead of & pleasure. Keep YOUF watch all those bables, A guy with from a cloisonne vase to the but- “Chimes of Normandy”? tata t aigneAtine MO ete Seem) aren RORnclel leases eh lamps on them! For Plenty Of polish often has a cordovan con ler’s tips. There was nothing he 12, What is the name of the Ameri- Bachelor daya for? To have we rrhen you realize that you cannot mn Lp wovldo’: oth pine selence. And they have a habit of Iked better than going to a ball on can broad jumper who was unable mne take onre of him, of course, Killed for this or that or anything teeth In public won't hesitate to pic! @ Yes than murder~when you must your pocket on any street, f vq De first. Why make the frail wife get duds, He looked so k’tish that he H@bin Hood's band and who figures UF Qt'an unearthly hour? in Scott's "Ivanhoe"? was often mistaken for the caterer. Hone: Loping around among the guests, % Who was the famous Greek @ in the morning, ex-Private Bill is * eral who invaded Italy and nearly ‘i¢ht. Hoth should get up and wifey old Raffie would exchange his po- “6 whe Iveco Z * ghould make the breaktust Sada fob Ale av, eonquered Rome Respectable. Iteness for their platinum—always Ganaccdiy snewarcthiecweas 50-50, He was there with the rip © Im what city did Hamnon mest woSXs iy nivel iia eels by his death by bringing down the hall point, Larry.) “Much as I hate to get up Sir Walter Was the Gink Who Made Politen: pling reparte and also present with the rollicking phrases, grabbing 14 karats for every curt- Fifth Avenue, unless it was carry- to compete owing to a mprained ten. “nd that means )reaktast realize that whatever comes to you is sey that they give. ing the swag to three balls over on don? Sparkling Al of Brooklyn=ditonor: t teach you a lesson and that the We don’t claim every perfect gent Politeness 1s the old Raffles game Sixth Avenue, ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, fay “id, Dearie: ole ‘dice yeune eur! nee is a yegsman in open-faced clothes. all over, Raffles was one of those 80, you can see, the dope Is right. 1 Ostraciwm; 2, Charlotte Bronte; Hither that, or Hubby must have INT SRT. WON'T ae $A more you will raise to never fail. He isn't, But a bird that knows the. pink tea safe breakers. He'd flip Pollteness doesn't cost you anything 3 C. W. Gordon; 4, Friar Tuck; 6, tasted his ha Vid a Kefast and decid~ N the Baby Parade at Asbury Park, N. J. these two kiddits romped) * Don't take anything serlously, I rec- right manoeuvre for every signal on the lavalliere from a owager with so long ax you fornish ft But when Pytrhus; 6, Gaza; 7, Fibula; §, Pa. ° to make his o away with much applause for their popular imitations. Consider the ommend, Yours truly, 4 6 ‘ cific time; 9 Wycltffe; 10, Presto; 11, Unfortunate Loulse—Let them toes appeal of a baby vamp, or the envy of young America tor ALFALFA sMirH, the social calendar hasn't learned his fingers while he was one-step- you're receiving it—look out! Planquette; 12, Sol Butler. *"" @ colm for it. Heads, Hubby gets up, a la Infant, ‘ « i a 4 '