The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1920, Page 20

COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1920 — —| ie ar i a Weak M’ Eye! The Fish Has Been Eating Boardwalk Goulash! and Players "CANT CATON ANY THIt OUT <o-) THAT SO? WELL, SUST TRY To Decent OF Tighe — Aus 4 Gert ExciTeD~ © PULL THIS FELLER UP AN SEE THAT'S BITIN' THESE Days IT sPose ITs How WEAK HE ARE WEAKFISH AND EELS! ) |_| JA LITTLE — 3 WEAKFISH! VICTOR WILSON has resigned as Puilicity Director at the Strand ’ * to produce plays, His first ven- Nutt’s Dope. ture will be “The Thrust,” a drama of Fudetian theatre folk, adapted by Mr Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, spe- eabasin wotinone wt ihe Academy } cial correspondent of this col- ore, Monday mighty! nin, sends ue the followl with Mme. Asta Souvorina in the lead- 4 sd fag “fele. Before the | World War| 170M Brooklyn: 6 Waa Vitek de tne ot Husee's “Dear Dud—Here's a scoop @motional actresses and had her) for you. The street railway men theatre in Petrograd. When hos-| f Brooklyn are on a atrike. broke out she escaped to this| None of the pupera know any eountry, bringing “The Thrust” with Ber. Mr. Wilson was released by the Strand management only after be had | Promised to attend the annual Strand Deefeteak dinners and sing Swedish) thing about it yet, so if you hurry, youll have an exclusive story. 1 understand they went out because the company wanted them to operate a new line to Rete Sooes Abia the past. | Garrison, N. ¥., and use a new + MERE’s YOUR CHANCE, | contrivance called the Federal William Minsky, Director of the| Control instead off the regular Hationsl Winter Garden, wants every- | motor handle.’ I and the twlfe to write scenes for his weokly| @ascovered the strike by acci- t a at that house. He says ne'l | dent. We got on-a car and tt Must BE “Ty'PLACE BAD FOLKS WERE , “TH HeaT WAVES Now ? KNow y'COuLD FRY Acowpt the best, regardiess of the name | sfood still three hours. Then Go WHEN “HEY pie! wow! i AN EGG ON “THAT and fame of the writer. | we realized something must be Look JUST LIKE WATER —| ' A ' “THERE ROCK ?!? | wrong, so we began to investi 'M GONNA “TRY 1T! , @AMMY SEES HIS CHANCE. | Gate. The wife saya she saw WELL, NEW YORK rec ee venepeadil ‘aan wee you at a show the other night | Isnt SO_BAD - wasewery well received. After the| With some dame. I told her it performance the) must of been your swlfe, as eonaece Pi congo sh al imom-| you're pretty careful in public. Be 2 co Mammy staged the| She fust says ‘Ha, ha! Women dances, but thé audience thought he| are funny, eh? There's a lot of wos Sa ee head excitement here, but can learn “*E liked your show very much, Mr. | “THEY SAY IF You GET — = 7 wuer's THE matter] MATTER: p'You CLOSE To “TH'GROUND OUT GOSH ALL FISH-HooKs! “THIS Tewmy thexi8d dim and then Gesrie Ic Cotas, stewie yy) 4 eee , ‘s ‘ | { en | George M. pen at the 2 J ( - y 5 joned Mr. Herndon, who WS) George M. Cohan Theatre Monday, all ‘ ex | sek i; There 18 a plan to make Joe Jack-| boe> pc is NW sy =e y ; Se ee toe cous san, the Hippodrome clown, a comic < , ‘ \ ; KS Ue. He staged our dances . ; sing Fe R m M : . MOovAaye « a Brev~ the best man in that line 1) sti arate eae: | ’ i 2 f : ‘ . beseet~ 3 know of.” iachit of is closed. It will : j > 5 . JASPER 18 .OUT, re-open. “Thuraday with the mew MIX-UI Jasper, the donkey in “Pitter Pat- Din iste Srolle . , ; r ter” was discha d without notice Mary eth jarnelle lias been en- « a b Wiles ———<—$y Saturday night. They say he's going |Kaxed by Gus Edwards for bis now | | Wet MARY How ) ewe Equity to kick. musical revue, Do ‘ve abate t | 2. amd Sli Madame Sembrich and Jullet De MY NEW Gok ‘Toes 2 J! PROC LINES es AM “He ; 7 ae N Toppe: > : < —-- { - e008) FE DISCOVERING THEDA. Sonpet are to fail for Burope’sn the Tun usr sup "em on! £ + - Heeser ‘Theda Bara was dining in a cafe at! Walter Hast to-de “The In- | AND SEE dow Hey Fit 1 Tia scared Centerport, L, 1., Saturday when a) dian Giv sal, It will epee \ Der woman approached her and asked: |open in rset nn ee ead ) To Look — \ “Courage” Most Men Display at the Bathing Beaches LAUGHED “Ayen't you # professional?” The fim men ar ow Fictds WELL 7 “Yés," replied Theda. “I'm a buck|to buy the motion picture rights to 7) og “ “saw p, and wing dancet.” “The Poor Little Ritz Girl” * i. “Pf thought I'd saw you somewhere," | ‘The Shubert-Riviera Theatre will oy H . . | Loonen — / aid the woman. pein | itg season Monday with UL i} andal,”* 4 ~ ge - ATTENTION, WITS! Grace La Rue and Hale Hamilton What ie-a lamb stew? will be co-stara under John Golden's | “The answer is the name of a man coenaaernen’ this season in “Dear who " e.” opening In Davenport, Ta., Sep- For, The first woven correct anawers tember & J ‘we'll give a ticket of admiasion to cas ae one of New York's big depart- A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. = it stores. | Invariably when the weather man — jprenets disagreeable weather he hits - ~ WSS ROBSON BEGINS. jt is May Robson opened her season last ahead night at the Lyceum Theatre, Pater- FOS eens son, N. J., in a new comedy by Alan} reseah , Bale, called “Nobody's fool.” Othera| “ttle Jerry Desenberry P : eo in tho cast are Fay Cusick, Jonn| 700k a Ade upon a ferry, LITTLE FAMILY Thi Sears Storey and Lillian Harmer.| O'er the rail leaned little Jerry, waist id =! Us Ga tan produaticn to Chics, Tul | Now Re’e in the cemetery. Borts on it are very good. pet TEtL Me (OUR “TROUBLES-"Tve ) i BEEN “THROUGH THE 6 HEAVENS CRILD= vg He NEVER MILL — KNow ? X NEVER HAD A CHANCE "o FIND } DARES To | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, : Gossip. Shoe Salesman t belley ’ Estelle MacIntosh has joined the|here last week asking for a shoe | eam of “The Night Boat.” [with a short vamp? William H. Currie is to be man- Fair Patron—Sir. ager of “Genius and the Crowd” for |That was my sister pe WSSENS ue. \ MRS-NEWLYWED / ON Wao Apatite ) / 200-Hoo! | Sear Your HUSBANDS | ei THEYRE STARTIN' ONIF-SNIF! IDEAS SHOULD DirreR —_—_—_—_—_——— j Bee -Heel ( FROM YOURS —WHAT WoULD Koo yoo orld OuijaFditersghs, |: 3-— ot | A eet ete OTSA time yet this week for the rise and shine question, Send in the| << answers the very minute that oM Oulja registers, so that we won't i ‘ or have to omit so many toward the end of the week Opinion is pretty well ee 80 oe. ‘There tg one feature, however, that merits grave dis- number of Ouija-boarde: e re a . Wifey is finst to leap Wren SraTeetnpet Real he tt ai LAN A breakfast. Whether that is an unwarranted opinion or not reate with | How dare you? thp fans. Let's have a regular re- jon this week, Evétybody who hus it in answers should come back once| tty. But it's his place to get up sity way, and those who have wanted| 0d eat it, not expect to be served r Pié¢ MUTT TTT TONE to But haven't contributed yet should | '™bed . ) = } eeize this opportunity. Ax always, we| ,,Pompeian—Hobby gets my break- . F s wae A print as many as space allows us, xo| M41 one monn we ts hon) don't be disappointed if your fips) 4 f1°R, and De We've teen mar. | a doesn't appear. We like to hear from| "et, ix months, and hubby brings If She’d Given the Cuckoo a Pipe He'd Gone Dreaming! breakfast all the crowd, anyway. my UP to me at eight. He <Flagh this query to Outja and see | ks 2 shouldn't get up until ten What happens: S*| | Pop 0. Weega—The wite. She can | dee. 80 buck to.bed aguin, | er Pryener yay 0 as 235s oe aaa — = der ve masts EomG cts Ae tie are at ie ehould, burl e Merecy’s, SAKE!) WALLET ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, Lay aay aga A ves DZ 2 ) £ TOLD You TS 2 é y . } E! oo wie peel 3oO - Se GAY Be S = — Serious Fan—dt isn't fair to make a| derrick to get them ae niall gO8 ‘ TE ON Se Ore of Giger bc) MANIOOW'S, WEEDS fwusband get wp while the wife sleeps! Ex-Private Bill—The at | x _ & \ “SMOKED ONE — BeBell Baby—Why not have Wriend | up at the same time. Hubby ¢ Sh be eee i fear _ > Hubby put on the Java when he| dressed while Wifey pre ‘ s a : Pala aren je Wifey prepares. th Siamese Twins—A wife should, be- | C. D. Point of Harlem—Lord Ches ‘she goes bawk to bed anyway. | tertield just responded to my franth eabisping Lester—Some of those baby calls. He says, "Ladien first” That Sele rant their husbands to serve) applies to getting uy in the mot Preulfust in bed. Try and get it, ing i a" all, Gussie—Ves, tho wite sella LeRoy—Both should get up| up first. 1 doit for Meant ne fet atthe same time and Hubby should | will do It for Hubby some tay e breakfast = isappointed = Mike—The woman | fan't born who {© willing to get up Grst. “Most of ‘em don’t like to get up | oj YOU FRAGT — at all. 7 Minnie of Long Beach—They should | promise and either get up to er or take turns. Doug. H. Fairbanks—Have two} ¢, Wives and make take turns)“ i grtting up first to prepare the|’ j tidy feed. (Ed—Howdya do it, 7 Pea tation cet loko -1;- Sadi : t is & Mohammedan place of f ‘ + Aik |} Worship called? frat try and get ‘em up. 3. Wh f Py vie Wornan uhould get up| ,,% Wat former President was a CR ee SI Mt particularly heavy smoker? = _— TT ea VRE BaP = “ys mand sake Hubhy's Oreaxtuat, but! Who was the fameun sage of (Aw, COME ON IN WITH US, MOTHER eer WE Cams Onin GREAT CAESAR | EVERYONES] THERES THUM ON ake o *j Athens? WITH WS, WONT YOU ALIC AFRAID TO GOIN THE. 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