The evening world. Newspaper, August 26, 1920, Page 24

RT Re Se oe went Tete pe meme ae ‘the Harris Theatre in “The Bret,” About Plays AUDE FULTON is to etar on Broadway again in another play by herseif. Four or five fears ago Miss Fulton appeared at Which she had written, and the iter of this column thought it was of the dest entertainments of the Beason. Her new one is “The Hum- ming Bird,” and it will be presented by Oliver Morosco, Miss Fulton is Spprering in it at present in San isco, Maude Fulton has @ per- ®onality that contains @ world of ap- and she knows how to write to fit that personality. INTRODUCING JACK. Jack Welas of Brooklyn and bod ef it bas sent us a limeri~.. ite re, don't just care for the "my dear” we think we'd better print ft as fn ad for Brookiyn. Here it is: A Manhattan doctor named Lear rod no, patients, for over a year, But now, day nd night, Prescriptions he'lt write. Do you wonder he's busy, my dear? 8AM H, HARRIS NEWS. fam H, Harris bas engaged Tom Oliphant as his general press repfe- g@entative. Mr. Harrie announces that ‘The Music Box, the theatre being built by Irving ‘Berlin and himself, ‘will open about March 1 with a per- manent musical stock company, An- mother announcement from him says shay, “Weloome Strang dig hit fn Chicago, will open at the Cohan & ‘Harris Theatre here on Sept. 14. *Honey Girl” will be sent to Chicago. “FROLIC” SEPTEMBER 2 F. Ziegfeld jr. has decided to open he new “Midnight Frolic” on the New Amsterdam Roof on Thursday pight, Sept. 2. The cast is long and talented. PEANUT WRITES ONE. Peanut Smitt, a Harlemite who has jt returned from a vacation spent a cellar in Jersey City, has sent us ‘a poem. Lookit: A rat peeked from an empty Beside hersely with grief, Aviother rat beside herself Had acted as the thief, BLINN MONDAY NIGHT, William Harris jr. will present Hol- brook Blinn, In "The Bad Man,” at the Comedy Theatre Monday night. The play, which is by Porter erson Browne, tells of life on the Mexican border, “MIRAGE” REHEARSING. Edgar Selwyn has placed hie play, “The Mirage,” in rehearsal and it will open the Times Square Theatre next month. Florence Reed bas the prin- @ipal role. The company includes, also, Alan Dinehart, Reginald Mason, Malcolm Williams, Allson Bradshaw, Louise Prussing, Catherine Proctor, Helen Maginnis, Mildred Whitney, Gi Le Soir, Beatrice Bayard, Florence Bruce and Madaleine Barr. GOSSIP. A mosquito chased Sally Long out of her dreasing room at the Century Promenade last night, Lew Fields has taken to writing fpongs, But what is worse, he insists ‘on singing them. “Paddy, the Next Best Thing,” wilt at the Shubert Theatre to-mor- Fow night. shelf, By BIDE DUDLEY “The Night Boat’ “The Greenwich Village Follies” ‘will not open until next Monday Sight ‘fvian Oakland and Violet Engle- Tho vor9 Nord0 OurjazdivarAisks. and Players Jefferson Bhrewsdbury Nutt, special correspondent of this column, ran across a good story yesterday and lost no time in sending it to us. It follows: “Dear Dud—Here's a deat for you, The Crown Prince of Row mania—Carl ie his name, I be- Weve—haa arrived in New York and ts seeing the eights, I and the wife saw him on Lower Broadway to-day and had a good look at him. We got close enough to him to learn a lot about him, In the firet place, he » speaka some foreign language fluently and he rides in autos without smiling too much, show- ing he's used to the dure tvag- ons. He dressea pretty fine, and it looks like it's real, not hand- me-down stuff. When the wife lamped at him she blushed, and I accused her of trying to bug her eyes at him. She got sore and said tf she had of wanted to marry into royalty she could of done it ten years ago when a Merican Duke visited Joliet, where hor father runs the Klon- dike Cafe. Women are funny, eh? I just told her to hang off the Prince and hand me a blush now and then, but she gscowled and said 1 reminded her of a dried up mud hole. That's au right—if she didn't have me grabbing off the beans for her she'd de back in Joliet, There wae a tot of excitement, but could learn nothing.—Jef.” field have been engaged for “The Girl in the Private Room.” So far $50,000 people have seen @ince it opened. at| the IAberty. During the past week 85.000 drink- ing cups have been used by the pa- trons of the Hippodrome. | “Little Miss Charity” opens at the Columbia Theatre, Far Rockaway, to-night. It comes to the Belmont next Thursday. John Doran, the English singer, will come to New York and create an im- portant role in “Mecca.” Gus Edwards has engaged Vincent O'Donnell for his forthcoming mu- sical revue. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Mrs, Della Spunk of Wellsville likes the lancers, but she never does tho round dances. Bhe's too ticklish’ FOOLISHMENT. The engineer wag in the cab, The throttle he did wildly grab. “This train must stop,” he hoareely cried. wasn't he an atoful enides FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Doss your uncle suffer with the heat?” “I hope not!" “Where is he iiving now?” “He ain't.” ‘Couyricht, 1920, by The Press Publishing Oo. (The New Y¥: ND stil they come, To-day was the biggest day yet and the Oulja hese did @ land office business. All he had time to eat was throo ela went in by Ignatz of Hoboken. Time's almost up for the answers to this week's question, To-morrow is the last duy for the old Oulja to register, Most of the fans agree this week with Torrtble Al, Larchmont. About the first time this has happened, One thing seems to be unanimous, howeVer—that a woman can keop the secret of her age, dare ieee finish up with WOES RT CTT TT ee week no we can clear for} and ten mii Saturday's question. 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