The evening world. Newspaper, August 25, 1920, Page 22

W that Lew Fields has made "The Poor Little Rits Girl,” in which Charles Purcell is star- ring at the Central, a success, he is Planning other productions, He has accepted for early production a musi- eal piece called “Love Mad,” the mu- sic of which is by Harry Von Tilzer. He hasn't told us the name of the wuthor of the book, but we're going 20 consult our Oulja board to-night. Another rields production will be a revue called “Wild Women of 19 and 20." The numerals, he explains, re- fer to the ages of tho girls. A SPOONER COMPLAINS. Some unknown person has written the electric sign on the Century, an- nouncing “The Century Revue” and “The Midnight Rounders,” interferes ‘With spooning in Central Park. “Have a heart!" concludes the let- for. ¥ my Jack Morris says the complaint is ified, HIM ARE NOT US. There seems to be an impression | * existing that the writer of this de- ‘Yietously interesting, original and |: Btructive column also conducts the Ouija Department. That is an error. \ The Ouija Department is handled by Ney young fox-trotter in the office who doosn't want his wend un $300 and a freshly baked "4 hhudkleberry ple will be told his name. “y Come on, giris—he's worth it __-» . Continuing along this line, es wish i to state that Petive, whoever she is, { hhas sent the Oulja editor a poem 4 into our ‘3 " hands. Bet you Terrible Al ~and : ‘Mush Head could never write rhyme @s good! Have a notice, please: I told a 3'rl a secret, She promised not to tell, Next day the whole town knew tf, You bet I gave her a severe scold ing. THIS GUY TALENTED. Roger Batohelder,. who smokes a Pipe even stronger than ours, wrote gneve! once called “Sweethearts For ” When the Magazine Editor ‘The Evening World wasn't looking ‘slipped it on his desk and ran, egered read the story and liked a result it is now running Serialy in this newspaper and Oliver Morosco has bought the motion pic- _ Mure rights. PLEASING THE PRINCE. ing Twaving ail his medals ‘and his crown j\ome on the piano, he spp hie gg to the Century Root "The Midnight Rounders,” eh lo full of pretty’ gina, Whea took his seat Rosie Quinn went the runway and dropped a kias kerplunyp on his table. Zriaoe was masticating the ith a display of enengy that © made any dentist laugh Seectt’ tc to ‘death. Tot Qualters put a extra shakes into her ng, which certainly did please the Prince. Lew Hearn Harry Kelly made ‘he Prince laugh so hard they feel ThaityooTNori8 Omi ati ote i ‘were the best yet. Short and am 7) all of ‘em ‘worth printing. It was Bide Dudley was only on vacation, Mr, Dudiey’s candidacy for President Bledgea him the entire vote of, the i Boarders. Thanks are due for ‘ ‘ e While these cannot be printed, adorn the Editor's desk. Every the time is getting shorter for anssor to this week’ » GAN A WOMAN KEEP Dust off Oulja, chuck ‘the chin and when he re, ‘the results on ters vend the boss's stationery The Ouija Editor, ‘The Evening World, New York City. Woman Hater—Teli one and the x knows it in half an + hour. , .% Y. Z—Tervitbie Al and Unole Amby sure win the rubber cruller. 4 . Some joy-killers. i Carmanella—You 4 1 happen te be the secret every one on Pop 0. Salipiattet 6 aiacon: ‘They are human yictrolas and walking ad- i e vertisemen ‘ pao ity | Ovtja says, “Impossible.” ; Pet—If you went something kept tell it to a woman. If you want some- thing told tell it to a man { "Ted Hall, inc-—Kissed lips tell no Hl tales. | Sunny Jim of Blythebourne—The 7 only thing they can keep secret is mer @ge and the aize of their shoe, ee We aren't Mike—tI hate ‘em all. are the women of yesterday? woman of to-day will take @vetything you have and then brag About it. Male Vamp of Worcester, Mass— if women could keep a secret, Bide Miley's column wouldn't be known. Dariing—Sure they can. I kept one evernight once. Princess Matoika—A woman can ecp nothing but her nerve and her fas. How about that, Flatbush Wopowoger? ~ Musical Pat of Greenpoint—d know "ome that kept the most wonderful eh ‘eecret for two years, and she's u © brunctte at that, ffice Boy—If you must keep a maeret, don’ don't tell it to a gum-chowing Pier ove reved ‘Brunette—8u By BIDE DUDLEY By Way of Diversion the Messra, Shubert complaining that|@ure he will Palace the next time they are in Rou- mania. and Ca) ie party, too. Hipposrome ent room limping, yesterday. oR: friend. ieee on a piece of soap in the bath tub this morning,” identity known because he fears the “BEN HUR,” OCT. 25. ‘is would catch him and vamp him. L ‘wi present “Ben lawever, any young Woman who will Her at the tan Opera House than over. Princess Saturday nigtt. bush league style, He says it is more frappe. as dramatic critice—oven Mies \o assistant dals of 1920," errand for George M. Cohan. He took @ trunkful of fancy vents. our sole object is to get even again. — Coprright, 1980, en OU), (Tbe New York Brening World), OWIE, but the Oulja-Boarders are hitting the stride. They're not only showing speed and form, but all kinds of class. To-day's answers = though this column usually keeps out of politias, it indor |them? Terrible Al couldn't keep his err and i Hig jokes may not be funny, Their points all may be lost, Or, if he ts a singer, His song may be a frost; } His dancing may de avoful, | But whate'er be the cause Of this performer's fluking, He's sure to’ get applause If the ushers Start & for Him. entertain them at the May th A NARROW Agnes Mack, a ESCAPE, diver at the her dressing “Did you bit the tank?” agked a replied Miss Mack, “I Manhat! mn Oct. 26. ‘The chow will be bigger Gossip. Bosnet” will open at the Bert Savoy has had his hair cut Boston has a lot of Set fee yous, Darry Welford, daughter of Dallas, stage manager of “Boan- Eddie Dunn has gone abroad on an Harold De Becker has engaged & part in “Marry the Poor Girl." Earl Carrol has begun casting “Daddy Dumpling.” Andrew and Gardner Lawlor have been engaged. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. After the first hand in a poker game Wellsville Opt, FOOLISHMENT. “Where is my wand’ring boy to- night?” A mother once did shout, Nobody said a gosh blamed word, And she was quite put out, “} wonder if my boy ts true,” She said a moment after, Again no person made reply, For no one didn't hafter. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What Insect does the blacksmith manwfacture?” “He makes the firefly hjoiditer Asks, aPPY, Most of ‘em, right to the point, hard work picking out the best, and we'd have printed them all. By the Ps heirtily and has on the Ouija Tick hot keep secrets, why do men tell us oWn secret. Razzle Dazzle—Friend wife and J quarrelled over this, as newlyweds are apt to do, but you know who won. They can keep secrets. enamel ow comet It can't be did. Terrible Al has the right idea. ird Rail—Yes, when they're asleep. They can all shake hands with the parrot, J. H. Dollay—d'm champion of them all, I can't keep a seoret. One Who Knows—Of course. Wom- en can talk all day and not say anything, but when man opens his mouth he lets the cat out of the bag. Dotty—Mebbe not, but men needn't Sone medals, I'm a telephone opera- or, Coprright, Thee "Rew ork ™inmainn Waldtt What was the early name of the Pronibivion Party? 2, Who was the famous outlaw of Sherwood Forest in the time of Rich- ard L? 3, Who was the subject of the poem “Nothing to Wear,” by W. A. Butler? 4, What was the name of the moun- tain into which the ohikdren followed the Pled Piper? 6. Who created the character of “Jean Valjean?” 6, What ls the word used to signity that music must be played loudly? 7. What is the negation electrode or pole of an electric battery called? 8 What is the name of the cham- plon cyclist of Holland now racing in Newark? #. Who made the purchase consti- tuting the first money transaction Mentioned In the Bible? 10, Who composed the opera lome?" 1, What island tn the Indian Ocean is noted for ite dead citios? 12. What is the name of the Rus- tan General whose claims are caus- England and “Sa- ‘ Mimpanien aise we're not ell ike thowe Whitey 2y C} rae Hille—2xper- eee, 64, oulja aay no. Doos ile Al's Moe allow him to ite guch letters? ay Quartet of Bensonhurst—iwoe as well a8 many men, We know pt & 5 ing disputes between France? eee TO QUEGTIONS. A ie long 7h peony typ per ol Tele rite Hil; 6, Victor Hugo; & cathodes, & Mow! ee fi Sarah) (or $ R. Strauss; 11, Ceylon; 13, COMIC PAGE | WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25,1920 L = Katinka Had Some “Crust?! 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