The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1920, Page 20

-ASTS centred In the Sanger & \vvedan offices are preparing to pro- _ duce a musical comedy called “Nhe Beli.” Broadway hears that ‘Tnomas, the well-known #o- ty man and sportsman, has written lyrics and music for thts plecn. ‘Thomas is said to be an accom- musician, “The Heather Belle” scheduled to open out of town in or six weeks and bead toward FOR PONZI PATRONS, « ‘Over tinge igh the theatres SSeatba «tow jo have taken sen aba” but they ap- to be & restless jot, THE ORIGINAL JOHN. @ broad emile went to thor af “Scrambled Wives,” at that house. Adolph comed: | *L Just wanted to know where they that name, John Chiverick, who man used in the play,” stranger. “{ don't know,” replied Mr. Biauber, “WhyT" name is John Chiverick and I Cc Coa.” y ‘ape are Kiauber immediately reported | to the matter to this column. +, ANOTHER BY SAMUELS. Maurice Sumueis has a now play x led “The Flame of Love,” which @ romance of Chinese life. While iting it he had in mind Louse th for the leading feminine role. iss Orth played two sensons in “The Wanderor,” succeeding Flor- Gneo Reed in the role of Tischa. a HORRAY FOR USI ‘Andy of Brooktyn—of course you know him—thinks it unfair that a Ny ok gory be conducted for Har- 4 Cox slogans «while the can- te on the Oulja-Limeriok ticket ignored. eompletely Hence he in one for the neglected person, | Ka: @s per follows: If you'll only bide a wee, “Unto the chair we'll send Dud-ley. ‘In ai this, kindly place the ac- it of the “ley” @o that the dancers 't get out of step. . RAWTHER NIFTY, EH? you must give him credit for ell dressed,” eaid a man to of @ mu HARDS ENGAGED. Hards is to be general stage r for Aarons & Seits. He will “The Hole in the Wall" and @tage two new plays by Fred Jackson. Goss “A Midnight Blonde” writes tho ‘ulje editor and tells him she knows Tush, ohlid! The hour's too ooo By Way of Diversion. | I sat with jfamle Ifugoins in o wonderful cafe. “Now, ,Maten dear,” 1 whispered tow, “I've something I wowld say. Will you de miner” Then Mamie blushed and turned a dozen huca and mur- mured: “Why, 1 think”— Right there the band played “Dallas Blues.” John's aunt and he were dining out; his aunt was rich and old. He jockeyed till he yot her on the subject of her gold. Baid she: “I made my will to-day and in it iso clause which you will find”— Just then a gifl appearcd and sang “Because.” It used to pe that restaurants were places where you'd go to get @ meal; but things have changed, To-day that’s far fron #0, To-day the modern restaurant deals out unearthly din. It serves tte pa- trons clatter with some high 6 has contractud ft three films for National Pictures. | Harry C. Browne motored from’ Stamford to Hoston where he openut last night with “The Little Who per.” His car broke down only th: times, ‘Marceline, the Hippodrome clown, has undertaken to show Forry Cor- wey, the English funmoker, New York's points of interest, Sunday he showed Ferry Grant's Tomb and Tommy Gmy. “Homoresque,” which film was a ‘Dig success at the Criterion, is to bo shown at all tho Loow Theatres in. Greater Now York, “Lorayne,” the now Montanve- Grey-Dudley muaieal comedy play, will be placed in rehearsal by Wen- doll Phillips Dodge early in Septem- ber. ‘Tho huge electrically {laminated ‘map of the United States in “Good ‘Tanes,” at the Hi rome, shows inently than anv Don't “Good —It's great. Daisy Daniels of “The Night Boat" chorus can have her oid job as Kindergarten, Mass., baok, | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘When Kk Beooter of Wells- ville was it pot was course not! put tea in it?” FOOLISH MENT. As they fished Ma airship from the eca. “I'l build” (and he laughed) “A eubmarine craft, And maybe ‘twill flu.” remarked he. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Hotel Clerk (To members of poker party)—You'll have to stop making so much noise. The lady in the next room says sbe can't read, The Winner—That’s strange! I sy and Mrs, Carter De Haven'oould read when I was six years old. Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publidhing Co, (The New York Rrening World). 4 HASSA way, Outja boarders. Pile ‘em in as fast as Ouija gives out the good word. It looks as though the old gentleman didn't get any rest over Sunday from the heap of solutions which came in over tle “end. The ladies are just a shade behind on this question, but a furt- spurt might bring them to d that one from his fat @ top. Please, friend Oulja boarders, don't the one about the “telephone, telegraph and tell-a-woman." Grandpa . Outside of that, let Oulja go as furias he . Here are the results of the question: = CAN A WOMAN KEEP A SE- GRET? = Send your offerings right away to : ry . City. Cracker Jack—They can't; and if 7 tell them anything they exagger- ote. ~~ «.&. Pluribus Onion—That question makes me | They kesp qwell.as they keep thelr nds and hate, nt Syivia—Yes, siree. We still our cellar full, That proves it. Your address at once, Sylvia.) Trust Helen—i can. My friends their secrets and to keep. them ep y Artful Dod: Uy, sweet flowers of perversenses, ine georet is thie age, sweet years and still osticate not ‘Margie—A woman can keep two ie—her age and the size shoe wears. ', Victor Rolla—tt is impossible... .Ghe eoty poe ber age and her money herself, A Man—They certainly can, I wish Al could meet the ones I Veronica—They can keep them bet- ‘than men can. ike—Only if she is dumb. x Vet-—if they are locked in a and we any one, I'm with bie Al. las H. Fairbanke—My Oulja balked furlously at this question and ie still stalling, Methinks the spirits clashed over it and we mortals can only commit ourselves in diplomatic terms. Sphinx—Cortainly. Mine can, any- Ss. ‘Terrible Al must have been 23d Engineer—Most emphatically yes, if she dies immediately. let Division Vet—The only thing she can kep is a man from getting rich. Give me the Frenchies. for Cox and’ édgnho.’ Bronie Aigen—She can if she's a real girl, —— och agun? 1, In what city was the composer Schubert born? 2. Where ts the plot of the story “King Solomon's Mines” laid? 8, What variety of jasper is used for testing metals? 4. Whose dying words were, “Little children, love one another”? 5. What State is called the Wol- Yerine State? 6. Who discovered that accelera- tion due to gravity ts the same in all bodies whatever the mass? 7. What explorer wrote “In Darkest Afnica?” 8. What is the standard coin of India? 9. What Is the name of the convex transparent coat outside the eye? 10. What was the name of King George V.’s elder brother? 11, What Is the principal city of Alsace-Lorraine? 12. What js the lowest Brabman caste in India éafled? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 1, Vienna; 2, Bouth Africa; : 3, Touchstone (Lydian stone) ; Jobn; 6, Michigan: i eenley? a rueenl % Sores: it Albert ” Clarence); Btreasburg; 1 Parte 7") 3 COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, AUGUST 24,1920 ‘Cones tom Prom Pb Co 1M, Yering Ward i i ‘TUn- PALEFACE BUY UM BLANKET — HUH? SABE? Pay 'UM Heap Goop money! LGOsH? Look AT “THAT Sw BLANKET ON “THAT INDIAN GONNA “TRY “To BUY tT FROM Him HE WON'T KNOW WHAT You WANT How MucH ? Gwe UM FIVE DoLLAaAR — HUH? You SABE PALEFACE ? Where It Went—‘Goodness” Kn Do You SERVE TAUUAYS LET IT Bout FOR 1T INA FOUNTAIN] 30 MINUTES THATS THE Pen oR INK ONLY UAY To GET THE Borte ? GOODNESS ovuT OF IT! 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