The evening world. Newspaper, August 14, 1920, Page 12

By BIDE DUDLEY BORGE M. COHAN will piace ‘yj in rehearsal Monday Cora Dick Grant's play, “The Tav- em,” with Arnokl Daly in the stefar Wole, isie Riser, who was with Richart Bennett in “Beyond the Horizon,’ will be prominently cast. production will be staged under direction of John Meshan, who P hee inted general stage di- Tegtor for Mr. Cohen's interests, ‘MINSKY SHOW NEXT WEEK. +f fourth season of burlesque at National Winter Garden, Second and Houston Street, will be- next Friday night with a revue “Nothing oe oe aaa eompany will have fourteen princi- and will embrace thirty beaut!- chorus girls. ~"- AT THE JAVHAWKER, Oar recent suggestions regarding Bil} Roddy’s theatre, The Jayhawker, have stirred the in Now York ‘up quite ipert. A revision of things is. therefore, necessary. To the of Grass Sal” the Kansas g [BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The season's almost on wa when from the russet fleld we'll bring the yellow pumpkin—the autumn’s choicest yield. We'll put it in the cellar and mother by and by will stew it and then bake it in good old pumpkin pie, There's nothing more delicious that I could ever find than pie made from the pumpkin—the yellow, metiow kind; the pie in which the flling’s an inch thick just about; the sort of pie you never stop eating fill it's out. The autumn gives us melons, the peach, the pear, the plum. On! from the fletda and orchards 4 world of sweet things come. 1 like them alt, you bet you! But I must say that I am fondest of the pumpkin in golé of pump we are to write for the the- will the Mr. Reta the job. Mack Sennett beautiful bathing girl who from Kansas, but we can't think of ber name We'd like to ‘Make her private georetary to the laywright. SOUNDED LIKE A TIP. st the Friars last nig’! “You ought to play IAnooln.” said ‘Wr Jones. “What race ip he in? qaked the! ator seriously. A BROKER-POET. Billy Carey, who once gained fam in \Rozeman ‘se “Swat Mulll- an,” now a broker in Wall Street, offers the following: Torrid, sizzling, diistering heat, Peraptring brow and aohing fect, Wilting collar and burned out brain, Gh» for a shower of cooling rain! aba of horror—toss and twist, of sleep our prayere resist, Too hot to move, eat, sleep or drink, “Good old Bummertime” I don't think! FOR THE COBURNS. will present Hol- kin pie. Long Branch Monday has assumed the role of Ballyhoo Bill in Ed Wynn's “Car- ,” ain't you, Harry? ereafter Lillian Trimble Bradley, Broadhurst ai director, will be just Mra. Trimble Bradley. There are two other Lillians. Lew Nap Wood wil be manager of the Nora Bayes Theatre. Milt. Nap Harris is to be treasurer at the Bhubert- Majestic, Providence. Chance contests will be the rule at Terrace Garden Dance Pal ning Tuesday night. iy a one-step cup competition the couples will be paired off by drawing names from hats. There will be a series of these chance contests. ‘The quips of J. 8. Hastings, better known as Luke McLuke, are to be shown jn the movies as “Film- Onophy” by the Pioneer Corporation. Harry i and Ballard Mao- donald are writing new songs for “The Midnight Frolic” in a bungalow on the Ziegfeld Roof not far from the @ | kitchen. ‘Willam H. Pringle is to be in Ruth Shepley'e new play, “Wild Cherry.” THOSE WE Like) Louise Groody in “The -Night Boat.” She'e cute and dances with petite pep. ; A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A man always likes to have a woman sympathize with him—if she ie pretty. FOOLISHMENT. I do not care for cigarettes, Cigars I always shun, And yet I'll emoke a dozen times Before the day is done. Now for @ puasie in this rhyme I think the time ta ripe, What tg it that I smoke 80 much? Try quessing—it's a pipe, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Grandpa, ores please make a “A frog? I am astounded. Why?" “Because mother says we'll get $25.000 when you croak.’ Prem’ Publishing Oa, (The New York Kventag World), week for the golden hatred Guija fans. There's uija Boards of the gang worked overtime in throw- ing the wet blanket\over them. for the blondes to turn the tables on But REVENGE! A chance is coming the brunettes. Long before Kipling mixe4 things up with his “rag, a bone and a hank of hair,” there were Ben old Julius © tumbled, and before him there were lots of a real blonde vamp? No? Well, they must be And that is the lem for next week. Were you ? Do you know any one Who was vamped? If #0, did a bru- Bette do it? Make it snappy this Yeok, rellow-Oulja-ers. The sooner yeu write the better and the shorter and peppier the decisions, the better. “Pragice this question over on the ad a couple of times, varnish up 2} Oulja board, and ask it. ARE BRUNETTES VAMPS? Rash your decision to a 99 The Ouija Editor, The Evening World, N. ¥. C. ‘In answer to the old question, ARE BLONDES DECEITFUL? ‘One fan sends the dope on an en- Yelope with a St. Louis return on it, and4 his letter is on New Orleans sta- ‘Beans, Greenwich Village.—8. 0. 8. Blondes, come to my rescue. Married © this week, and unless Blondes get the decision, the wife won't ever forgot it. Pibase. (Hd—Thet explains the sta- Philosophic Phil—The wise man leveth not his ears when dealing with blondes, for they are as the honey buzzing around, watching Ser their chance to sting. » Bedford Hille—No blonde ever de- ovived me. They'd better not. Pinto Jeff of Arizona—Cowpuncher Ken, yore saddie’s slippin’. Reckon TH throw my noose over a blonde. "Telephone Belle won't mention ‘the women, but most men are deceit- ful, whether they are blondes or not. « Mischievous Matty.—Terrible Al, Larehmont, is all wrong. The blonde girl ls just @ sweet hanmiess creature. ly, C. A. C-—The blonder they ané, the truer they are. indifferent Blonde-You tell ‘em, Termble Al, I call them the “even- tually, why not now” home-busters, Ki was the origin- a7 Blonde and look what she started. eed §=6Al.—Why shouldn't they be deceitful when nien tell them how pretty they are. Ralph the Heartbreaker—ca blonde 4s far ouperior in disposition, charac- ter, sincerity and ideals, Eddie, the Copy Boy—ii say they a unette and I'll say deceitful. I ought to know. fall Street Stenog.—Concelted and Fulton Laundry—A knock is a boost. We still make ‘em fall, Blue Eyes of Rutherford, N. J.—1 want @ blonde with nice big brown sr ene 6 Goat, mare if Dele ée- itful, The Kid Himeelf.—<when I first put on long pants ma told me to keep away from blondes. It took me seven years and cost a fortune to decide that ma was right. Lu of Union Hill—They're attrac- tive, but when you get close, good night! londe of 48th Street, Brooklyn.— The ones that knock ug are crazy about us, Barney—I want to ask Lonely Bee how he gets that way, I have a blond ‘od | Wife and she's the sweetest mother in the world, He can't get away from that, Coysrigit. 3 ie Prem Publishing the "Rew “Fork” testes Work 1, What word is used to signify that music must be played softly? 2. What well known English noble- Man hag lately died in South Africa? 3, What are the colors of New York City? 4 4. Who is the author of the “Blue Bird?” 5. How ia the age of a horse told? 6 What Indian girl saved the life of Capt, John Smith? 7. Who wrote the play “The Tem- pest?” 8. What is the capital of the British Sudan? 9%. What are the principal substances in opals? 10. How many minutes’ difference in time does one degree of longitude make? 11. What is the principal port in France? 12. What lava remains several years ander ground before emerging as an ingeot ? Answers to Questions. 1, Piano. 2, Marquis of Queensberry. Sent. Gimme raven looks and sin- eA blonde that was fickle ia & pickle, linck. 5, By the teeth. 6, Pocahontas, 1, Shakespeare. 8, Kartum. 9, Bilica ‘and water, 10, Four. 11, Marseilles, 12, Seventeen-yrar-gld locust, 3, Blue, white and, orange. 4, Mucter— COMIC PAGE | SATURDAY,AUGUST 14,1920 MY PEOPLE GAVE ME A WEEK VACATION AN’ TOLD ME To GO AWAY. GOLLY, EVERY Body's GOING To 4 THE MOUNTAING THis YEAR ! Jo&, 1 BELIEVE A COUPLE OF WOMEN COULD CROSS “THE CONTINENT LAKE “THIS WITHOUT ANY “TROUBLE GET out! A woman woud GET ALL BAWLED uP + SHE'D) "IM @IRCLES LITTLE MARY MIXUP | cause mY am says lm & NAUGHTY YOunG man an T canr WHY Dow® yOu Pray wire MARY ANY More ° ape !bick FRevER TOLD ME-To DEH SLIP TH WATER “TH OLE , WINK STUFF AN’ ASK FoR” GINGER ALES ILL TRY VT FIRST OER THERE IN Ws HOT SUN F. NORA , WHAT MAKES THIS SHIRT] THo sTire ? OH THERE'S STARCH IN IT "oT N ZA O) (SAY BOSS, WHATS THEE FARE T THE ADIRONDACKS 2 You MAKE ME LAUGH — You've GOT ABouT AS Magen ‘GENSE OF DIRECTION | AS A CHICKEN WITH (TS WE hed wy Dew * vou Keep our om Band com Pany @ ER- WATER | A LIL’ GINGER ALE Get Me ® Thar a Boy! THeres a auc! KEEP Hy, CHANGE That’s a Weak Vacation No = 1 Sust WANNA SEE AN’ How MUCH IS ONE WEEK’ E\ HOw MUCH I'M SAVING! BOARD AT #9 PER DAY ? SAY — we'RE ON TH er] RoAD To ST JOsRPH AIN'T WE? Don't Forget, It's Leap Yeur! ene eg ee 1 WHEN MARY WeePs T tev 7 Kee? our COMIN’ OVER ALL | ; 2 BAD “ouPanyY— BuT wat ‘a T THe Time & DID “eu L Ger Some t HWOsTCH , LUKE? ¢ 4 22 Oath a: 2 uch! PLAIN, GINGER ALE! WHY DIDN'T You CONNER HIS . READ UP’ — 70U'D_QUEHT TO TF WE HAD ASHAMED t — Retense HEFT WILL AFFECT “ ANY BRAINS! MR. SMITH THAY HE WAS A GREAT BIG STIFF % KNOW IR. JONES must EAT A AWFUL LOT i a nce mannan evenness ties Ene ee RAIN