The evening world. Newspaper, August 11, 1920, Page 24

About Plays ___By BIDE ing fis plans for the new sea. fon. He will bring “The Sweet- Shop” to Broadway on Labor A apecial company will Ls 178 A GIFT. ON nega are preas agent for almost anything to ge ast hove name in the paper. & ‘he'll even write verwe or worse. Jen: * My “Irene” was a village queen, | @mee she danced on the village green, But now, with grace no heat can wilt, _ She dancea at the Vanderbilt. THOSE WE LIKE. Minnie Dupree is in “The Charm ‘ Behool.” Her portrayal of the schoo! 5 secretary is a work of ert. LEO A RAPID THINKER. | Theatre wilt begin Monday afternoon, ‘# | money and Players DUDLEY wall | I atrotled along.a@ path one day. No sun I saw on high. Great trouble clouds of darkest gray were hanging from the sky. And as I passed along the way, “80 desolate!” moaned 1. “Why should those troudie clouds be near?” mused I while strolling there. And, a 1 thought, a smile of cheer came o'er my face; the air was changed at once; the sun shone clear and all about was fat when “Hip, Hip, Hooray” will be «re- sented. Tho theatre haa been reno- vated, redecorated and refunnished. WANT SOME MONEY? John Golden offers $100 in real for the best short nhymed “Lightnin’" slogan for display in front of the Gaiety Theatre. It must have a . Send him suggestions to the Hudson Theatre Bullding he- fore Saturday noon. SHOWS WILL ASSIST. The casts of four Broadway musica) on will participate in the carnival at Long Beach to help raiso $3,000,000 for the Army and Navy Chub of America. Tho carnival will begin Monday ‘ind last a week. ‘The shows are o Poor Little Fits Girl,” “Scamdals of 1920," “The Night Bout" and “Honey Gil.” FILM STARS GAILING. maid and family physiolan, will’ sail for Burope t:- | By Way of Diversion |, | Did You HAVE YouR WEE TH FIKED By THAT avert 1008 Pr Peihing Go 1M, Bomning Wor COMIC PAGE WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11, 1920 Just AS Soon AS 1 OPENED My SAWS HE INsULTeD HE! GEE; BLANCHE , LoviE CHEVROLET ME AROUND “TH'S ‘AR “THAT WON “HE ah ADEE. . YEA € morrow for a vacation and to get fin material GOSSIP. George Marion is to appear in “The Beers, who still retains hie name despite Prohfbition, plays the in “The Midnight Rounders” ~ at the Camary Promenade, Last i ne Serer Seek, one ot Le gave a hissing eound. one ace idea he invented Hits play didn't last. other day Mr. laugh over a Mr, Wilde, It for authorship tly regret that it given you for your share nds for a . Bhipman's MISS WHITE COMES EAST. White has left the frst Village Follies,” nuw in Chicago, to begin rehoars- in Arthor Erne produc- COLUMBIA OPENS MONDAY. Be reswye season at the Columbia Toreador.” Frank Gelber, bridegroom, will be Treasurer of one of the new Selwyn theatres. Max Spiegel, just back fram Cleve- land, says his now show, “Abe Rey- nolds’ Review,” |s a hit. Lou Holtz introduced a new song called “Rook the Baby to Sleep” in ‘Scandals of 1920" last night. The huge ice plant at the Hippo- drome js to be used to keep the pa- trons of “Good Times” cool. ‘A certain press agent wants us to believe that several of the chorus girle in “The Midnight Rounders’ attended a recent lecture on Freu- dian peychology. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Reversing in round dances isn’t fashionable now. A year ago it was Just tho reverse, FOOLISHMENT. Little Willie had a gun: Pulled the trigger just for fun; No one chanced to be in range (This sounds very, very strange). FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “why is it that lightning never strikes twice in,the #ame place?’ “Becaus after the fist time the place isn't there any more." faethe "T soouen to overcome the lead of but there are have come in wivhing him back. may possibly use his Oulje board Larchmont, however, bids fair to or ile. this morning's mail. last week how many late- ren get thelr solutions One way to get around {not_C. 0. D.) to. tor, le aevenng Len Lane, deceitful, why Terrible Al, Larch- ‘an idea that biondes are than’ b brunettes. Al, have you If #0, 8, 0. &., Bronx—You tell ‘em, ‘Ter- rible AL I'm right behind you. Perfect Lover—They make the boys fall, don't they? 4 Little Falls, N. Y.—-Pray “en the blondes? Titian, | blonée and brunette—all the same, How about it, brothers? veape of Harlom—1 have a blue- onde now, she's driving , , E intend to see it through, ©. M. of Brooklyn—We're all de- | eeitful, every one of us. Lonely Bee—Biondes for pleasure, but cong a@ wife, anything else. Blonde of Brooklyn—Ili tel! you right now, of Grand Street, that I'm Bleached blonde, You Jealous think. Al ie less those blue-eyed, heart-breaking baby ler—Brunettes are just Bo there, Terrible Al. Dionde and true blue, so Beets we me the Ps beauty and a regu- 1980, by ‘The Press Publishing Co. MD) New York Evening World), im wighace are coming to bat to-day at lots of different kinds of blondes, according to the Ou!Ja There are real blondes, fake blondes, peroxides, mud blondes and a others, Even the editor iniases Veteran Rutherford, and over fifty let i Al,| Harry Blionaky; is about twelve Maple Leaf; joiditerAisks. Rreat rate, but not quite fast the antia yesterday, And gee whiz— But the Vet: is gone for good, though when he gets to Fra Terrible Al, Charley Noble, U. 8. N.—I'il tell the world, “They are masters of the gentle art of camouflage, Blondy—1'll say they are. for I'm one myself. Hellyn Le Roy—All blondes, natural or otherwise couldn't be any other way. Brunettes and redheads should be included in the list, Jay of Brooklyn — Blondes charming cheaters, Ward of Wick—Watoh out for the brunottes, They are the heart-break- ers, Ted Hall and Co,—-That's why we have divorce laws, Mother of Helen Met—Biond men are false, faithless and fickle. . I know. are Prince—Gimme a brunette, On! Doris of Yorkville—i'm a mudgutter bionde and my beau is a blond. Show us a brunette who isn't deceitful Adair Lorrance—The men are we must admit they are cute, oe | hoy. Do you But Covarielt. 1920. be The Powe Poblidhing Co (Phe Ni ork Brent World.) 1, What is he national gambling game of China? 2. What ts the name of the largest planet? §. What was the name given to the wurs between Rome and Curth- age? 4, What animal! builds dums across streams? 6, What is the first green vege- table given to babies? 7. Who holds >the worlt’s record for long distance swimming with a distance of sixty-five miles? 8. What is the general name or groupe of stars? 9. 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