The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1920, Page 18

Ol EMBRSON, President of the Astors’ Equity Association, ar- rived from Burope on the Imper- _“Im doth Pngland and France the Dlays this season are inferior in and comparatively few in ‘The managers have been ‘Sompelled to put on revivals or im- Port plays from America to fii their condition seems to be PROUTY NOW FEATURLD. An unsolicitated honor has come to wt Proaty. He ie now featured Aas eae arc FREDERICK W WONDERS. ‘ And now comes Frederick Ray 7 mond jr, of “Little Miss Charity,” y ‘with @ whack at the pootry thing. ‘ heard of a River Apres, he 208 us as per follows: And dance for joy and romp about ‘will open at the Globe, Atlantic City, to-night and come to the Selwyn here or Tuesday, Aug. 17. to Harbach, Oscar Hammer- and Frank Mandel wrote !t. A TALE : oF | snors. “Shortly before the opening of “Ihe _ Poor Little Ritz Girl” at the Central eatre, Lew Fields, producer, and Manson, company manager, train after a night trip from to squirm. “My shoes burt fyany'* replied adie, a at Eddie's shoes and b he exclaimed, “you've got my shoes on. — “And you'vo got mine on,” returned Eddie, The Pullman porter had switched However, Lew had had Eddie's \ @hined, so he made Manson ae upe before he'd trade baek. Go: Killus and Coffin live in Kan- ty. smore Kendall bought ticket No. 20 to the Capitol yesterday. dress rehearsal of “Good Times” aw t ho eald. “and the girls too. Lots seem trusted with a Canadian dime, Arustworthy as new $1 bills. Sorner, get !t off your mind, Shoot ‘Week yet. Get your answers in early. Just ask yoursef: ARE BLONDES DECEITFUL? end shoot the result to THE OUIJA EDITOR, The Evening World, sat New York City. _ And gather an eyeful of the mes- gage of Rutherford Veteran's euc- coasor: » Werrible Al, Larchmont—Are blondes Acoeitful? I'l say so—-that ts, blond _ women are. Men are O. K,, blond or | spbrametie; but a blond girl 1 wouldn't . trust out of my sight. Why is that?) Becaiise 1 wouldn't trust any woman | wat of my sight. 1 won't back out luke the Vet, either; I mean it. Digzy De ‘Luxe—All blondes are the | same. New face, new fancy. Dumb Dave—I don't think they are deceitful. Everybody's the same. Pinkus, Grand Street—Ali of ‘em, cas ai i= especially the women. They are de- ™ | because most of them are “anciy val brunettes. Down with the Pussy Willow, Bronx—I'm a nice blonde myself, and I'll say that I'm true blue. Let's get together, blondes, ‘and overwhelm the blonde haters. ae order to let geome of the late ones know that they weren't forgotten, a | final ict of answers are printed to the question, SHOULD MEN WEAR . MUSTACH Lillian, 53d Street—I've been mar- ried two years and my husband wears wimg, They're great, Taxi, Sharon, Conn—A man wi! foustache has but little hair on his! H 0 brains em if the head. In tac Dot—Wear becom- ing, boy! 'm for character, not looks. Lizzie Tish—When we wear 80x, One-piece bathing sults and smoki eigarettes ‘we're trying to get even With those awful coats, wrist watches, ey heats, nrustaches and pink Maid of Fourteen—Bronze Stars, let tell you, my dad wears one, and no fool. Neither does he wear Wrist wi and part his hair in the il Island Orphan—A man with ene resembles a donkey without ears, them grow their germ traps as a "| Frotte.” Mi "a | will make her Eastern debut as prima Village vee cast of “Pitter-Patter.” fe bet ‘Verdon and ay, enter vaudeville vin the 0: cult next season. ‘And flap their silver fin in gteo, | for ms week's question sure kept the boys working overtime on Sunday If your blond sweetie left you waiting on the ‘Oulja-ers. From the first mail it is evident that this is going to be the Diggest + | same; a|®" ananas plant produce? Dippy Doodleums. Teacher—What great Spanish novelist Lik came to our shores? Tommy—Dovld Belasco. Teacher—Correct! Who wrote the poem “The Spirit of "769" Tommy—Str Oliver Lodge. Teacher—Oorrect! Who is the Governor of the Island of Cheeta? Tommy—That's a tie. Teacher—Correct! The class will now rise and sing: “Zaza Loved the Jazzea When &he Danced on Her Piazra.” was held at che Hippodrome last night. “Blue Bonnet” in Stamford Thursday night. . F. Ziewterd fr, ha» omgaged the Fair. banks Twins for the new “Midnight Marflyan mifer fee cerurned from Paris with gowns for hor new play, to be produced by Mr: Ziegfeld. ary Lewis, a San Fraucisco singer, donna in “The Greenwich Follies.” Fred Finn me to the CUy hes by Alloo Duer Miller and him- ‘wrote “The Charm Sohool.” hiner wil ‘oe entices of “Trene” this week on Wednesday, Thurnday, pag FF Saturday.” An effort mate to tmtuce itish gol! to ou Ors Anew vaudevite wovelty, "A ody amt Mra. Hotorwon & gone > In envy in the River Spree Bury tn the near future, “Ee ne an “TICKLE ME” ME” READY. bar Roberts and Frank Tinney in Me," the | have been by Nore Bayes for new “murigirl comedy” projected by| “Her Tamil} trees Labbe belted TO INQUIRIES, ‘Don't know, but Evergreen—! Fe aft difference does tt make? Reador—Write Mr. bled Priands,” worth, care “My Tady ton, and asi him. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. + The man who fights and runs eway will live to run another day. FOOLISHMENT. Sweet miss, are you in love with me? Buve Tam. Ah ha, you're chewing gam, 1 sce, Sure I am, I knew you when you eset to Grink Juat like a fish, you Uttle gink! Tut, tul! Cut out that naughty wink, Sure Iam, * FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Did you hear) the thunder last might?” “No. Why didn't you wake me? You know I can‘t sleep while it is thundering.” to think that a blonde shouldn't be and lots more say that they are as in the glad tidingy to your Felloly men? (Ed.—Rend ‘this week's ques- tion. There's your chance to get even.) M. A, J—Young mon, mustaches are wonderful things for self-defense. Pork and Beans Kid—A mustache was all right in the good old days. A man could skim the froth from the top of a beer mug with it. A. » Brooklyn—I weigh 135 and can lick any mustache up to 260. Bronx Vet—Every man should wear one, The only thing in which a girl can't follow us, Al Dorn—A hair on the head is worth two on the lip. Ben of Detroit--I'd have ‘em all wear an “And the villain still pursued |her” size. ike lee—Can't have hair on your lip and brains in your head. (Ed.—Sorry we couldn't print the hun opinions which quoted “A| Kiss without a mustache is like an | egg without salt, They were all the | that's why we couldn't do it. | ‘Try again.) 1, Who made the first telegraphic camera? 2. What two factors are necessary to quity air? 8. What fish has barbs in its fins? 4. What sea mammal lives on herbs and sea algae? 5. How many pineapples does an What is the national flower of many? By whom was Dorcas raised from aa? 8. What bird is protected by law in| jouth Africa for its aid in combating | snakes? %. What was the ancient name of the Peninsula of Morea in Greece? 10, What poet wrote ‘The Wreok of the Hesperus?” Ll. 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