The evening world. Newspaper, July 31, 1920, Page 9

SATURDAY, heriff Knott to Wear Wig, Chain ’n’ Everything Next Time He Visits London Pwerrrrnnnnnrrrrn error AAA AANA AAA AAA AARON SAYS HE WAS “OUT OF IT” IN BUSINESS AND DRESS TOGS 1920 LY 31 Had Some Funny Experiences—T aken to One Fune- tion in Huge State Coach—Wore His Star at Another to Indicate His Office—English Officials Carry Flowers to Quell Prison Odors. By Fay Stevenson. Copyright, 1920, by ‘The Pres Publishing Co, 66] ONDON 1s a great old town, but the next time I go there I'm going to get a wig and ghain an’ everything,” ; With a twinkle in his eyes and @ broad grin on his face, this is the way Sheriff David H. Knott of New York County expressed himself about dothes and etiquette in London. Sheriff Knott has just returned from a tour of London and France to oompare thelr prison methods with ours. “And believe me,” says he, “while the court and prison methods of London are very similar to ours, for of course we use the old Wng- Ush prison methods, there is a whole dot of difference in what's what in clothes.” ‘The worst tragedy that can happen te @ woman is to be “over dressed” of not quite dressy enough at a social (The New York Evening Worta), Knott with a smile upon his ips as he recalled these scenes, “another time I was invited to the opening of the old Balley Court. I wore a bust- ness sult, but I found the Lord Mayor and two Sheriffs in silk robes with lace sleeves and gold chains. We rode to the court in a coach drawn by four horses and I can tell you no automobile has an interior which could begin to compare with the tapestry and mirrors in that coach, “If my old Bowery friends could have got one squint at me,” laughed Sheriff Knott, "they would never have voted for me again, “A few days later when we visited the Bailey Prison I noticed that the @' Lord Mayor, the Judges and all the Sheriffs had large bouquets of flow- ers, but you oouldn’t surprise me at wey CARES Lance QOUMUETS OF PLoweRs Sheriff David H. Knott. function. But mere man seldom ex- periences this seneatian. He slips into his business suit or evening clothes and there he is—at least that is true in America, However, just listen to the tale Sheriff Knott tells “Indeed, I was quite embarrassed on several different occasions. One night I was honored with a dinner by London Judges and Sheriffs. I went ina dress sult, when lo and behold I found all the rest in robes and powdered wigs. I felt like Cinderella or the “poor Iittle rich girl” at a ball. Of course it all at all right and they asked me or Judge in America could be tified. I showed them, etar and pinned it on my dre den- I took out my more cout. After that I felt a Htth seed UP. orang then,” continued Sheriff anything after I had seen the pow- dered wiss, the silk robes, lace sleeves and gold chains, “I wouldn't have beeen surprised to have scen them using vanity @ags or powdering their noses, but as I walked into the prison I saw why they brought their flowers atong, Each man placed his bouquet to his nose to disguise the odors which might arise from the prison. For- tunately the prisons were quite clean, so I didn't miss flowers or a perfumed handkerchief." Short! Knott said he had no ex- periences like these in France, that evening clothes and business suits were just the thing for all occasions, Rut I had a bully time in Lon- jon,” concluded he, “despite all my wk of etiquette, I met some fine syple, including the Lord Mayor."* Here’s How You Can Can Fruits Without Sugar By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. come Copyright, 1999, by The Tr HE preserving days b the Middest of the y housewife, who m at % cents a pound, Om ply 1s necessarily restricted by pocketbook, even if the grocer's bar- rels are a bit fuller than they were a few weeks ago For this housewife, howev Mves in New York, the Departinent of Markets, through Mrs, Louis It. Welzmilier, 18 golmg to do what it can. ‘The doi has just nounced that it will open sixty oi fing schuols in the public school Dulidings, where housewives learn t uit without usin a grain of the pro "1 conte ur uy §u or 1p: hor she x has rather zanill W uppl so many mula for cw a mutter of fact, 5 of our ioh ex- ty and ned Derries as W blackberry, ¢ elderberry, a erry and even the strawberry wore fittle sweetening, and most frequently ’ (tae New York Breaing Wortd), Without sugar at at. ‘This knowledge is tiw rovolection of my own calld- hood, which I recall now in the in- te f the housewife, with regard price and scarcity of see the, need of foiling ators by reviving Le hod which was the in our grandmothers’ time." ‘a how you do it; formula te be followed is very all And t At The housewives should never use pre- serving kettles for any other use. s should be sterilized, net try to do more than four at a time, Put in the preserving ketthe about ough t to fl four one-quart Add a little water. When the fruit ty cooked auiticiontly, begin can- ing and work quickly ome house- remove Iver knife in hot wa- the to ir bubbles which f Seal the fruit way and keep in a n the temperature ro- canned fruits and vege- for 1 should warn all canners to be careful of the rings used. When erved, sugar may be added direct, or frult may be reheated and sugar or sugar syrup added. Copyright, Jazzed Movies the Latest German Craze Cs a eee ee oe ee Result of American Jazz Band Music Popular Hero Is a Maniac—Plays Scenes in a Madhouse. Look at Accompanying Pictures and You May Get an Idea of How the Teuton Fad Is Carried Out. An impressionistic Comedy Scene, 1920, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World.) 66] 27 us get out of here!” satd Mr. Jarr, after he had been Van Swell's lawn “It's getting at Mrs. party in the suburbs. on my ferves! “It's the first time I ever heard you admit you had any nerves,” said Mrs. Jarre, “I agree with you that it is a very stupid and dull affair, but we can't run out after just coming— especially when the Van Swells sent their car out to bring us.” “I kicked at gong to Mrs. Stry- ver's musical mix-ups,” sald Mr, Jarr, speaking as one repentant, “tut al least we had noise at them.” “Note?” asked Mrs, Jarr, “Music, then,” said Mr. Jarr. nor Sparalgo sang in the foreign language, and Madame Tarascon played Chopin, and there were Norse songs and French songs, Italian songs, Gaelic songs and everything but English songs. At least we had some noise and excitement, But at this thing the women are only slbting eround knocking each other. Even the hosteas pays off a grudge to an old friend by inviting hert here and then pointedly cutting her. And you foln merrily in the pastime,” “I do not," said Mrs, Jarr. “I never criticise other people, But old Mra. Hickett over there 1s a sight with her motheaten old false curls, and a low cut gown in the afternoon, and hulf her back unhooked. That's because sho lives in a cheap boarding house and never tips the maid, who lets her go away half dressed. And that Dil- ger woman, over there, with her airs and affectations!" “Well, let's get out then,” said Mr, Jarr. ‘Before I hear what it 16?" asked “Six- Mrs. Jarr. “Maybe it's about some- body here, I'll confess Vin not at all curious, but I would like to know It I'll bet it's something about Mrs. Dilger. She's always bragging how well her son married in London, But I've always suapected it wasn't an English lady of station, as she says. I feel sure it's a barmaid, No, it's the {sh nobility always marry “atures, and Rodney Dilge ho went over ain bathtubs, about their ‘bawth but I believe they talk about them more than they take them," remarked Mr, Jurr, yawning, During thie conversation in low, hurried whispers between the Jarra the tea party lawn fete had formed iv little anvil ohorusea of threes and fours all around the itself twos, tome on! Please do, Hone pleaded Mr. Jarr, motioning toward the high road, "Never mind the hostess's motor car, let's make a get~ away by trolley. It runs on the next block, and a ride buck to town in an open car this hot afternoon would beat this all to pleces!” “What?” sapped Mra. Jarr, “Do you think I'm going away before this thing breaks wp, and leave ull these women behind me to pick my bones?" “What did you bring ME along for, then?” asked Mr. Jarr. “To show them that they cannot say we are separated, at least,” sald Mrs. Jarr, Rut Mr. Jarr had a vjetory, The hostess used her automobile for others, and when the lawn party waa over Mrs. Jarr had to go back to town with her husband when the cans wore uppleasuntly crowded, The English are always boasting ¢ A Background Symbolio of Hate, A Tender Love Scene, By Will B. Johnstone Cons right, 1920. by The Drew HE German atate of mind to-day is jazzed! It took a movie psychologist to discover this phenomenon and take advantage of it The jazz epidemic in Germany probably started at Coblenz, where the American military jazz hands made the great impression on the populace, causing Wagner to roll in his grave. Tho cacophonious syncopation discord cl of folk songs, exactly Ulustrated, sically, the frazzed, jazzed, discordant and syncopating {ntellecta of the mang after receiving the walfop on r ego delivered by the Allies in 18, ‘The German movie of jazz mu- paychologtst, ling effect of Jazz music on the German mind, aa revolution- ied the German movie now by ducing an artistic jazz treatment in the backgrounds, ups and scenarios of their pictures, The success was instantaneous in Germany, The accompanying tis" of the new German jazn the first to arrive in this re received by Howard editor of the International Trade RB ting the sc intro- costumes, make- McLetan, w new pictures ‘im- utgs’ " wald Mr. Me- grotesque treatment r staging at first glance ap- ra to be another manifestation of German frightfulness, but analyzed by @ psychologist the weird, futuris- Uc and cubistic art theories applied in the scone effects are really im- prewions of the mood, and full of deep mening relating to the plot of the story.” Aa Mr. McLellan helped to ornck the Hindenburg line he ought to un- derstand the hidden seorets of Ger- man jazzol These “still slontent film now jazeing with Germany, The hero is suffering trom mono- mania, a popular theme in Germany, the disease having wnlversal once from the sor and the Crown Insult on down, The chief physician of te asylum in which the out-hero are from the “impres- Caligari,"" great success in or “Doctor been kK Niehing Co, (Tea Now York Rvening World.) is placed tries to solve the secret d6- lusion of this German Wallace Reid. The scenes depict the state of the pitient'’s mind—life as his suffering brain seas tt—and from the “impres- sions of mood” carried into the scen- ery he is suffering the tortures of the Jazzed, This jolly scénarto being “Just what the German public wants an ¢ndication of their depressed and jazzed atate of mind to-day, One picture shows a “love scene.” The hero, drewed like a six-day bicycle rider, is fondly crushing his swoetheart to death with a half Nel- son, Has her on the hip and looking eagerly over what appears to be the wall of an elevated trench system, bordered by fragrant barb wire trees and syncopated lump posta. A free interpretation of the scene ts gained hy translating the hidden mean in the set, It is all symbolic, The hero is fighting for a spot In the lamp ight, His progress through verdant Belgium was Paradise, now he sts gers along the rocky road to Parts. ‘The Paradise is an Inferno. He ja carrying big Bertha with him over a bad detour and she's getting: heayy. He ts in despair, The lamplight has had the spots knocked out of it. And so he Is peering down from the Jazzy hegnts preparing to fire Big Bertha over the parapet at @ church tenderness of this love scene mak the Germans weep. The background of the picture of the doctor Is also significant, Herr Doetor stands like a martyr, tn defiant resignation, another popular attitude in Germany to-day. He has clutched in his hands what is probably meant to be a bound copy of the Peace Treaty. He scemy on the verge of re- ducing this into soraps of paper: The background ts a good imitation ed of dev France, symbol “haw registered by the Doctor, Tt ruined Wullding is surrounded by dr trees, and tf your tmaginution holds gut you can trace in the branches the cleverly disgulsed lineaments of the Allied rulers. “That for You" ix the obvious sub- title for this noene The third ure shows the hero sitting In a coff i peas from a knife hy the Doctor, and 4 must go big. futuristic window behind the her head is wider at the bottom than at the top, desigued © GOING DOWN Comnriatt. 1020, by Fhe. emg Pblighing Om H, Tired One! Dost thou not know that thy wife is but thy |, teacher? Wilt thou never lear the lessons she Is teaching thee? “Tis an ancient law that if thou walkest up to the cannon’y mouth thou wilt find it unloaded. Fear not! Hadet thou rather live for an eter- nity learning thy lesson or master it —here and now? If thou hadst been given a meek and lowly wife—one with nothing to say —thou wouldst soon have fallen by the wayside. Roses would not be half so sweet were it not for the thorn pricks we get while picking them, Be atill and know that thine hour of deliverance will come when thou canst realize the lesson taught thee this day by Thy friend, ALFALFA SMITH. —-_ Checkers! T looks like the camouflage that ts painted on the battleships during the war to dazzle the U- boats, and certainly this stunning wrap for the bathing beach, in a bril= liant black and white ch sure to dazzle wherever it ne of our car windows that t open symbolism of the window is difficult to get, Applied in connection with th coffin it y suggest that the h won't go up after dying of kni 1s and indigestion from synthe peas. The room slants at an angle indicative of “going weat.” This new soenio idea ia highly dramatic and « thrilling way of de- picting mental state It opens a wide fleld for our tmagi- native minds, but if we take it up 1 apply ft to our movies and have our eyes as well as our ears aesailed by jazz one wonders whether the Na- tonal Board of Censors will step tn. LITTLE while after he had gone down the second time for breath Stick-in-the-Mud reappeared, and Sootypootypulf hopped @ little nearer to the eige of the water, his head more cocked on one side than ever. “Last night,” aaid the sly old bind, “ne 1 aot very near the heavens, dreaming of the infinite, a Hite star winked her eye at me and asked me what was the most admirable thing upon earth.” “And had you an opinion on the subject?” inquired the carp in @ di Ciiedly agmressive tone. “Yos, indeed 1 had," grinned the crow t 1 sald to the winking little star: ‘Ob, bright-faced maiden of the skies, J ani wine, | am wise, but old Stick-in-the-Mud yonder a ever eo much fonder of deep prob- lems than I!'" “If 1 had bean the star I certainly would not have wasted my tline ask- ing you questions; you are much too frivolous to answer properly,” “Oh, I'm frivolous, am I?” ohirped the crow, and he began capert about in a frotesque,way. “Tf aaa ¥, JULY 31, 1920 Peeping Pansy Hears Argument Between the Carp and the Crow ~ iS Another Episode in the Roumanian Queen’s } Charming Fairy Story y Marie, Queen of Roumania. je “There you are much mistaken, ‘ Sharpbeak. If my fame were I to the banks of my pond why, ask, are you all leaning over water talking to me at this hour?” ‘Oh, dear madam,” answered water potentate, “there are m: of the deep that you earth livers ago makes me something prodigy no one tries to explain.” “Well, well," sighed the dame, fa no wonder that you and Grumps are 60 fond of each there la a great resemblance in | way you consider your own e tlons—but tell ma do you quarrel? Have you ever agreed } of you is the most admirable? EF should eny that wuch perfect! : yours must be very dificult to or catalog.” “Worthy Mra Grumpy comes | at Umes with all her superior . lence-—{t ts generally night, mystery Old Stick-in-the-Mud Came to the Surface Again. 7 you your opinion is flattering; 1t and shadow shut us off from the takes mony a year off my back. I frivolities of the earth, and feel ever so much lichter and we float over into @ world of younger, and as to the rheumatism tion of thought and wisiom in my left wing, {t has slipped away from me as a bad dream dreamed in my old age. What would you, O wisest of the wise, have answered the twinkling sky-maiden?”* by “L certainly would have told her that the most admirable thing on earth is the great silence under the waters, where no v reach and where the great mysteries of creation fullfil themselves, undisturbed by the clamor of crowds.” “Bravo, old slimy one!" croaked the crow, “Now at last our conversation is Becoming edifying to those hang- ing upon the wiadom of our words: for we are two wiseacres whose sagi cious thoughts ought te be an example to the young!” "{ am considered more than aq example,” uid the old fish, “I am something resembling @ prophet, I am the Idol of my community; no one in my world can imagine the earth existing without me. that I am as the eternal things have always been, mud and the roots, and all the little tadpoles that have selected you aa thetr idol; because Tam not aware that your fume has spread beyond your pond.” Coprriant, 66] SHE by tho papers that a man | has been arrested for stealing & palr of shoes and"— Popple, the Shipping Clerk, began. Who arrested him?" asked Misa man, ‘ite probably thought the shoes pinched him," said Bobble, the Office Boy. grinniny Yh, in that ao?" came from Mise Tillie, “Well, just hang off me with your bum jokes, will you?” “Tut, tut, now,” said Spooner, the mild jittie Bookkeeper, “Let's not quarrel. Who informed the policeman of the theft, Popple “Maybe the shoes did,” chirped Bob- bie. “Phey have tongue “Oh, atop it, will you," snapped Spooner, losing his temper. “Tut, tut, now,” said Bobbie, “Let's not quarrel." “Honostly,” said Miss Primm, Pri- vate Secretary to the Bous, “something should be done to #top Bobbie's inane joking. Let's try ignoring him. Oh, Mr, Popple, I dreamed of you last night. You got in an elevator to go up to heaven and you asked when it would mart, Just then the elevator runner told you that"—— “He had been directed to an cle- vator that went down,” suggested Bobbie, interrupting, deed, this T most may, putting al modesty, aatde——" ' * An awful | } able to nothing else—out Indeeds tall j | ages, covered with weeds, with 1 ping moss and smal #hetls, pM . appeared above the surface in a spasm of pain and indignation, only to flop back again into the pond splash phat had in dt something Now the whole pond muddy; there were of flight and panic come quite dull, rings that they grow én wine till nay clasped her hands in hors ror—"Oh! ob! oh!” ehe gasped. (Comgrtatst, 1020, by the Bell Gratinate, Ine.) 1020, by The Prem Publishing Co (The New York Evening World), “Oh, shut up!" snapped Miss Primm, ‘Then she resumed her story. “And he | told you ft would start at 3 o'ciock. You put your hand in youn pocket for | your watch"-—— "And found only the ticket," sug- gested the boy. hawt bear a’here, kid!” came from Popple, “I've never pawned anything in all my life,"” pera H “Neither have I,” sadd Miss Primm, i “How did you manage it ail those _ years?” asked Bobbie, | Miss Primm was furious. U! } @ package she exhibited a box candy. This she aroul nd, Der= mitting everybody but Bobbie to ine julge, 5 “Your insults shall always ba> you from any favors at my ” ahe sald to the boy. Just then Me. Bnooks, the Boss, appeared. “Oh, Bobbie!" he said. “Get mall, will you?” As the boy started out Miss Pri offered the Boss some of the He took gud venee and wes to eat ome when he stopped, “T forgot,” be @uld. “ has forbidden me 20 eat Bobbie, you take it.” And handing the ‘the four the Hoss disappeared in his pri aitioe. ts <a “Good stuff!" eaid Bobble made bis exit munching ane a the f