The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1920, Page 22

By BIDE H. WOODS has arranged to] launch two new plays in New) York before August is half} ‘ever; At the Hudson Theatre he will) Taylor Holmes in “The Ex- ee," by Samue! Shipman and Perci- Wilde, on Aug. 9, and two nights Seer he will offer “Ladies Night,” a . few farce by Chariton Andrews and +, Atery Hopwood, at the Eitinge, In the cast of the farce will be John ©umberiand, Ajlyn King, Charles Ruggles, Evelyn Gosnell, Claiborne Foster, Eleanor Dawn and others, J °*KISSiING TIME” NEARING. Campbell, General Manager ef the Empire Producing Corporation, the production of “Kissing ’ @ musical piece by George V. with lyrics by Philander of the Washington Star and by Ivan Caryil, William Nor- Frank Doane, Edith Taliaferro, y Maynard and Paul Frawley have the leading roles, After ing in Stamford, Mera Time” open in Boston on Aug... “RITZ GIRL” TO-MORROW. wee opening of ‘The Poot Little Girl,” in which Charles Purcell js Jarred, will take place at the Central tre to-morrow night, . “DEARIE” SOON, ‘Lee Morrison will begin rehearsing Sis new musical sbow, “Dearie,” on! Aug. 2, John Merkle, Cosmo Bellew, | Alico Hayward and Harold Christie Bave been added to the cast. Dave Bennett is sta; the piece, ~ TO BE “CALIFORNIA.” Wellman & Sinnott have decided éhange the title of, vheir Willard lack play from “Poker Ranch" to “Calvorma.” ‘The play will open again in September, CAST NOW COMPLETE. Adolph Kiuuber has completed the | cast of “Scramuled Wives,” the com- dy he will present at the Fulton on| , Aug. 6. In. it are Roland Young, Juliette Day, Marie Chambers, Glenn | Afders, Elise Bartlett, James Louns-| bety, Betty Barnicoat, Louls Albion, ‘ Mysore Hutchins “and = William! Lennox. | CELTICS CHANGE BILL. The Celtic Players, now holding} en gt the Bramhall Playhouse, | eu offer a new programme Monday. | Playlet will be “Honest Lodg- hen! by Ralph Cullinan, This one as fever been acted. ‘The other two! “The Work- “The Ridsrs Waitford Kane is (@taging all three. * WHO NEEDS FIFTY BONES? Well, now! The Conqueror Club Players, styled by A J. Koss “The test amateur theatrical club in world,” is to present a musical comedy, The members have the , the money and the ambition, it they have no name for vhe show, Mr. Foss states that fifty on-the-lovel dollar bills will be slipped anybody who can suggest an acceptable title. He is at No, 27 Hast 98th Street. The rest you'll have to get from him, About 7 abd. Pyar | BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | DUDLEY By Bendena Biskerwwaccte, We have a funny little dog; he's cute as he can be. He's pretty but 1 really think he's harboring a flea, Fr every time that people come to call it's his delight to sit down on the parlor floor and scratch with all his might. He jumped up in the | preacher's lap one night and got | up steam. The preacher #Md: | “Now ain't he cute? He's just a Uttle dream." My mother said: “Here Fido, here! You shouldn't de so bad.” We girls were some- what mortified but Fido tickled | Dad. The Browning Club came in last week to study Browning's style. The way that Fido gummed | the game sure ‘handed Dad a | emile, Our little dog is very | cute; a frtendly pup is he, but somehow I would bet my life | he's harboring a fica. ——— Gossip. F. Wallace Dunn ts to have a vaca- tion. Alexander Woolloott returns from Europe to-day, Bi) Sill is at Bily B. Van's place, Lake Sunapee, N, H. Marion Davis of “Ed, Wynn's Car- nival,” is now Mra. Verne Stern, Lillian Rosedale of “The Century | Revue" has written a song called! *Mammy's Precious Pickaninny Boy.” Harry Delf has been engaged by Arthur Hammerstein for “Jimmie,” | the new F ces White musical plece. | The first performance of Crant| Mitotiell in “The Champion” will take | place in Atlantic City Monday night. Milton Nobles assumed the role of Bi Jones in “Lightnin'* last night and did very well I. Ziegfeld jr. has bought twelve acres adjoining Burkeley Crest at Hastings and will add it to the Zie ‘- feld-Burke estate. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Four Wellsville negroes were all ready to migrate to South Africa Saturday when a@ oarload of wator- melons arrived in town, FOOLISHMENT. “Do quinces come from Quincy?” Asked little Willie Brown, Said Papa: “Goodness, Willie! They come from every town.” “What town are you “om, Papa?” Asked Willie. (What a crack!) Th@ neighbors soon were startled By “Whack! whack! whack!" FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Roy, calyme a tax.” “Very y Bdod, sir! You're a taxi." come in théde days, gang! Our new quéstion must be al) to the mustard ftom the big pack of Igtters that stacked the desk this + Morning, We hated like the deuce Stop that old caveman stuff ques- » but the week moved on tnd is @ restless “critout.’ : wever, We want to just stop $ right here and thank a few of last . Week's correspondents —_ beginning with Red Caps, Al, Dot, Miss Mis- sourt, Kid of Brookiyn, Peter Ridge- = Weed. Harv Sunshine, Hon of jawken, Ziki, Rose of Washing- ton Square, Irving Davis, Lillian of Union An Awful Dummy, jzonian, F.'W, Bnglewood, Eddie Bensonhurst, Dorothy Agueros, By , Blanche, Peggy, Dolly of Kidg: wood, A Pronounced Blonde, Luk a Naval Aviator, Somebody's Stenos, Snow Ball, Cake, Charley of oa Harlem, Babs, Morkenes, Hasty, Vet | eran M. T. C., Buddie, Mortie, Darda- Freddie Moore, Jeanne, of the Bronx, Maude Dome, Harry 2d, erectens “Brecklon mm of N. Y. C, Sue from Hariem, via *iepner, Dixie, Randall Kiley, Senor You, Hazel B,, Hddio of Green~ int, Utopia Queen, Th rtette, Happy M, Fr mx, Hellyn Le Roy, Robert of tbush, Red Head mm Manhattan, RX. W., Wildcat n, BV. dD, M » Archie Roe, of Hoboken, Shakespeare of Bta Island, Lone- some Bee, J hr, Brooklyn Blonde 2d, Flo of Bronx, Brown yes, # Meagher, Francis MeNulty, A Cave “woman, ‘Tim of Brooklyn, Interested, Artic of "Yale, Frank McNulty, Poppy H., Beile of New Jersey, Allen of ‘G RBAT guns, how the letters do » w York City, Bilmp, Veggie, Hun- dredth Chance, ¢ 3, Kewpie of Washington Hei; im Ti ke 4 MeLuke, Madge f Brooklyn, Uno Me, Helio Girl, A okiyn Wildflower, Dizzy Dumbell, Sailor Jack, Sweer of Suffern, Loony Hidgewood, Misnin BM of Paterson, Hall Room Hermit, Maggie of Bay Ridge, Frenchy and Bob of Old Mill, N. Y, having thanked our friends, ready to start off again on this very important query: SHOULD GIRLS GO FIFTY-FIFTY lt ER THE BILLS WHEN THEIR BEAUX TAKE THEM OUT? Whar do you think? Shoot your an- Wwers to The Ouija Editor, The Bye- \ World, New York City, 7 » Weehawken—The girls don't eome *hat way + days. They are god diggers BS on! the watchout Be'good wuckers fannie of Fiatbush—rifty-fifty, ye The girls always go seventy- fe to the man's twenty-five, Doosn't her always, give him a Sinday ight luncheon and a porterhouse dinner Wednesdays and all the electric light takes her out on @n average of once a month to a &well show or brings in a five-pound fox every six months, but more often Evening world Ouija Panton Asks Way New York— “Please tell the who it ever wus, Said man should foot the bill, Ll say the rule's all wrong because You'll find each Anne and Lil Make just as much as any maa Who's working hard to-day, So Fifty-Pifly is the plan And only modera way. Queen of Hearte—-What a question! | Of course not. What good is « man| if not to pay for a girl's good times, Ace of lubs——Of course th should! it4Mey want to wear, bobbed hair, Sox and smoke cigarettes, let | ‘em foot the bilis. I bet the cave- | girls will ve this week. J. H. Dol Phe only one they | want to ftty-fitty with ie the | jerk—Should the girls split fitty-fifty? Gosh, why not make ‘em pay for everything? bert Raymond Rolph—Emphat- feally NO!” No gentleman would allow a girl to do it. ‘The time, pres- ence and good cheer from the young lady should be sufficient without having to pay half. Ginger, Bronx-—All good fellows go | fifty-fifty. What do you say, Ziki?| Who, Who—- Any honest-to-good- ness man prefers to foot the bill and foot it back home when it is all over it necessary. Ifa fellow geta| mood for him to pay| the bills, but if he 1s out of a job it| is not more than right for the girl to go fifty-tifty, Greenhorn—Is that the way girls | P ws? No wonder I never | DoYou know? | 1, Who is the “Westward Ho! 2, Who was known as the father of | Medicine? 3. What orator was comm anty | known ag the expounder of the Con- stitution? 4. What is the time Mmit in the races for the America’s Cup? 6, Who was the youngest President ever elected? 6. Who wrote “The Crucifixion of Philip Strong?” 7. What is an Instrument that meas- ures the spoed of the wind callel? 8. From what country did Hannthal start his invasion of Italy? % What presenta did the three wise men bring to the Infant Jesus? 10. What is the capital of Pameuay? 11, What is the name of the now King of Syria? 12, Who was the husband of Helen of Troy? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1, Amyas Leigt Hippocrates; 8, Daniel Webster; hours; 5, Roose- velt; 6, C, M. Sheldon; 7, Anemometer; | 8, Spain: 9, Gold, frankincense andj hero in Kingsley's| he takes her to the movies and treats er to & sundae and chewing gum. myrrh; 10, Asuncion; 11, Feteal; 12, Menelaus, iP eee ot Bee Ive Got my [ve Lost ONE OF 9 MY IceCcRE ; 2 = 4M — AND } - e ya nth] CENT Distt ie DIMES DIM LOST ONE OF MY DIMES — iy see | ALL “RIC You tn HAVE TS TAKE 20° COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, JULY 27, 1920 KATINKA | 4 THINK You'Re fe GOING AWAY FoR MINE $ .° Seems to Be a — of ‘“‘Nobody Home! GOODNESS, Boss ~ THIEVES BROKE i a IN WHLE WE WERE C out AN’ Took iY the Nene wees ‘ate Q ) THERE W - Jot 4, as pe, gwen? i va _ nar i Remeber UMAT I TOLD You = 9 Take KATINKA To THE Movies F/EVERY NIGHT SO SHE —— LOL Se BU My. LF THAD HY} ; r WAY SHE'D Be BLACK AN’ Buve* T WISH WE NEVER Hi Pest! 1 GOTTA SIT HERE WATCHIN’ PICTURES INSTEAD OF SHOOTIN’ POOL AT THE CLUB! 1M GOING To. WE MOUNTAINS FoR MY HEALTH! 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