The evening world. Newspaper, July 26, 1920, Page 18

ganas Sete RW COMIC PAGE MONDAY, JULY 26, 1920 "aL E E They Have to Keep “In the Swim!” ret 7 SISTER PISHUASHERS- JE DIDWT TEND To HAVE A Unt Ba wy out ys an yers MEETING THIS WEEK CUI To THE Ws Bur its Je ee, i ‘ fast he By BIDE DUDLEY Sa RR, 2 ~ price ~ Hey Wart- LL YAIN'T OUT 3 MILES RANK BACON 1s t have @ vacation. The other day Frank hunted‘ up John Golden,, pro- - @ucer of “Lightnin’,” at the Gaiety, ¥hd told him he'd have to have « Week off. "I gotta cut my grass down at Bay Bide,” said Lightnin’ Bill Jones, Mr, Golden agreed, 60, beginning to- night, Mitton Nobles will appear in ‘the Bacon role in “Lightnin’” for one Week. Later Mr. Nobles will play the Part on tour. When Mr. Golden asked Mr. Bacon why he didn’t hire a man to cut the grass, the actor anifted his oud and replied: “By gum, I never thought of that.” Antone led MISS GRIFFITH. jor Griffith has been enguged Lew Frets for “The Poor Little itz Girl,” opening at the Central Tre to-morrow night. Caoaries Purceil is the Lgg-<b ole SAMPTER GETS A SHOW. George White has leased the rights to “Scandals of 1919" to Martin for vse in the Far West, Samuel Ledner will direct the dia- Jogue, with Ruth Gavoy jn charge of the dancing. NEW GOLDWYN DIRECTORS. ‘That the capitalists who bulit the Capitol Theatre and the Goldwyn in- terests have joined hands ie further evidenced by the announcement that 'T. Coleman du Pont, Mesmore Ken- all, Edward Bowes, Robert W. Cham~- bers, William Braden and Frank H. » Hitchcock have been elected to the controlling board of the Goldwyn Pic- tures Corporution. TWO OPENINGS SET. Comstock & Gest will offer “The Cave Girl,” with Grace Valentine and John Cope, at the Longacre Theatre on Aug. 16, and the same night will launch “The Checkerboard,” with Jose Ruben, at the 39th Street, “OPPORTUNITY” THURSDAY. William A. Brady will open the 48th Street Theatre's season Thursday with Owen Davis's play, “Opportu- nity.” WORM GOES TO BOSTON. Having assisted in launching “Cin- @erella on Littell, at the Winter Garden, A. Toxen ‘orm leaves to- day for Boston to resume his posi- Dippy Doodleums Teacher—Who commanded his fon to start a still? Tommy—VJoshua Whitcomd. Teacher—Correct! What city ta situated on the present site of Boston? Tommy—Plymouth Rock, Teacher—Correct! What kind ‘of pastry does Babe Ruth like? Tommy—Batter-cakes. Teacher—Correct! Who wrote the hymn “Throw Her in the River if You Love Her"? Tommy—Lord Bacon. Teacher—Oorrect! Who made Lord Bacon famous? Tommy—Joe Gans’a mother. Teacher—Correct! How far can a frog jump if he’s nervous? Tommy—lI refuse to answer on advice of counsel. Teacher—Correct! The class will now arise and sing “Gus- tave, , You Must Have.” JUST Yo KEEP THEM FROM HOLDING THEIR WEEKLY MEETING — HUGO GESSITT INVITES THE MEMBERS OF THE Cooks’ UNION TO VIEW THE YACHT RACES FROMM HIS SIGHT SEEING HOUSE -BOAT, BUT KATINKA STARTS ONE RIGHT ON BOARD JOE’S CAR rte tm ay Rs Wl Come ON OUT BLANCHE 1 Got A syRrPRIsG FOR YOU — New JiGGER MVE HAD PUT ON “THe FlrivvER POR OUR TRIP’ Literary Indigestvon Shown Fuway By Sheen, ® et SEE “THAT “TANK UNDER THere ? “TEN GALLONS OF WATER IN THaT | “TANK! =CAN T YOU IMAGING HOW HANDY “THAT'LL BE WHEN WE'RE CROSSING “TH' WATERLESS WASTES You DEAR SWEET LAMB ! | 'VE BEEN WORRYING MY HEAD OFF AS TO How f COULD TAKE A BATH — AND You'vVE- SOLVED 'T FOR ME "! SAY -! Thar AIN'T any | BATHTUB —— THA'S DRINKING water tl! twenty of these Iittle charmers for his new “Midnight Frolic,” and just can't find them. Walter Kingsley has been consulted, but ho's entirely out. Gossip. Fred Ward is now general manager of the Goetzel Theatrical Enterprises. Virginia Box Brooks will appear in “The Great Lover" in London. Gleason and Block have engaged John Bilis as stage manager of “The Rainbow Girl.” “Little Miss Charity’ ‘will be of- fered at the Belmont Theatre by Richard Herndon on Aug: 28. Annio Hughes will Join-the cast of “Foot-Loose” at the Little Theatre on Monday night next A grass skirt has been given Bunny Wendell of “The Night Boat.” It's a very cool one. eI MIXUP LITTLE MARY Ve MADE & AWFUL FACE AT ME Fist) Zod itor Ki, ste CitREW “Rocks AT Me AN’ « EVERYTHING — a — NOT MaKe a | FAceé at Hee —Ths ISTHE WAY MY Face 'S ALL THE Time YOu WILL Make A FACE AT ME ~Wiet A | Gee -rHe’s MAKIN’ A FACE The Friars, 500 strong, will meet the Olympic Wednesday and welcome Mary and “Doug.” ‘The club will give the film stars a dinner at the Hotel Astor Sunday night, Aug. 1 j tion as general manager of the six Shubert theatres in that city. Charles P. Salisbury will become press agent of the Winter Garden. The Boston houses that the Messrs. Shubert con- trol are the Boston Opera House, Shubert, Majestic, Plymouth, Wilbur! and Arlingtoa. Opening attractions at five of these will be “Mimi,” the Shubert; “The Little Whopper, at the Majestic; “Irene,” at the Wil- bur; “Turn to the Right,” at the Ar- lington, and “Martinique,” at the Plymouth, WHERE ARE THE “PONIES”? F. Ziegfeld jr. has discovered that “ponies” are Very scarce. “Pontes,” as you probably know, Hector, are chorus girls built low and possessing: baby smiles, Mr. Ziogfeld wants A (THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A dozen young men, just out of col- lege, ‘have been engaged for the chorus of “The Greenwich Village Follies." Now, who'll suy a college education doesn't pay? FOOLISHMENT. There was an old lady named Kate, Whose husband went out on a skate, Said she: “He's done wrong, I should be along, 'Tis that which arouses my hate.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The United States has lost its dog.” ‘Wihat do you mean?” “Prohibition hus done away with the growler.” AND I SAY THere are! eet \ Series ff Te NOD Y THEY AINT NO BURGLARS’ Down - STAIRS ! mSvening Wand Ouija EditorAsks ET'S go, men! New question's on tho tidker and we want some of the expenses. ‘The young man with whom I generally go to the theatres, dinners, éc, 7 ‘ LUKE THEY RE ay! Dont quotations, Exit the Jaze about | ime sui that tum overs weckt and * BURGLARS [19 RIGHT the Cave Man, Incidentally, since the|I do not think itis fair to ask him to DowNS AIRS! Be A MAM = WE RE gang clamors for a revise of the week's news, here's the verdict: pay for all the bills when I can put my money in the bank. Many girls de this, however, and can boast FaTHeaD! Cave Man Wins Hands Down! They want ‘em rough or got at all. That's thé opinion of the 678 girls who wrote the column last week. Of course, one or two disagreed, but—you good-sized bank accounts when their fellows have nothing. Billy M., Jersey City: I do not see how any, man who calls himself a gentioman could let @ girl pay for uPsrairs! | 8. West 116th Street: I am in favor of girls going fifty-fifty with fellows, A girl doesn't marry every man she ever goes to a movie with, We have men friends as well as girl know how it is Incidentally, hero's @ @00d poem. Don't know &. Read it first in the “ Ace,” published on board the U. 8, 8. Leviathan. Anyway, whoever wrote friends, and I don't 6ee why we can't iit has the right idea. | be as good pals and chums with men ae with gins. on’ The Maiden’s Plea. | with i We don't go round Uh blowing our girl frends to dinners rt, to my pl ten, govesn af mu, 0 ings. if af) = rome 10 be excenllng tame, | weet want js lowbrow lore, wry, khock-slown, caveaman tu n of Washington Square: ‘The equality of men and women will never be gained until women are pre- LEAVE yd Nise OKO} alae ne ee ore. cam pared to demand that they pay their prsaeme aaa a ina mae, a ie Nesas! ae pine | Mare OF. qupeneen ond do not act as po L HAVE TO HOW GINIGHT.!— T reas Pe. ce. CFP eagle tlm sf: | Bob, C. E. F.. Periaps it's all eight SRN ONE Ee) LOST MY BIG peatner } See A Ee A NOSE _ we "er, Pres ww Tove) Then, dae § te. to talk about, but I don’t approve of AN HE HAS MY _ a aidie NQSE, NEVER "WRENS UP racy he gana Se rongh, letting @ girl pay her way. As long s Hore =— Watt «nice renpectiul oo as I've got a cent I'll spend it HE HASrIT ’ Xank diy to your Dremu, freely, and be glad that I've got the Ee ENOUGH ! — 1° fit’ you “break mj wack, chance, YOUR. FACE YOU'LL NEVER fy eg IR ar a hy 1. LG. (Male), Bronx: I think it ie WHAT D HE LoDK. FIND HIM Wo and. win ime with « jb, * a very good plan, as many young a ee = ‘Treat h, Kid. ‘Tread me rough, men are not earning enough money But lct's wet back to this week's question: SHOULD GIRLS GO FIFTY-FIFTY WITH THE BILLS WHEN THEIR BEAUX TAKE THEM OUT? That's a real quéry, to pay the expenses of two and so have to either not have any girl friends or into debt for simple amusement —mneiiertenenine Mighty tm- portant question these days. Some- ID) YC ¥ solng to ask “How Do VO OU "and see if we can get Know? on how some of the gang lives Rl ween pay days. Maybe Vet. Ruth- hee ge Mie y Who is the new Premier of Can- hat’s your idea? Mail our he to-day to The Ouija Editor, Eyening World, New York City. ¢ some of to-day’s answers: N. J—Pifty- frail is dig-| 2. Who wrote the protest, “Taxation Without Representation?” 3. In what State was President Wii- son born? 4. Who was called the Sweet Singer of Lyrael? for about 90 p y ins kale. How many of these Ow _ v one Hg, He 5. In what country were visiting Hurt to try to eat unt! Saturday. on| APs first used? wilt) 3 (Now BDB, PARSON HALE 1S T TELL Yous! | Now Sos, boris THERE WATH A Bbout $3, all for the joy of buying| 6. Whot are the tughest types of COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT , OVER, BUB, WHAT Ww ot M ome pink eyed blond saphead a taxi| clouds called? : 51 v, BIG GREEN woR ej the way from her Bushw 1 Wh mated the character of AND I WANT WOU TO BE A you GOING 0 YouR SALAD to the Tivoli? Mabel m Lali ee emnn SP. eharwCter 4 GooD BOY AND ON You A emriy ts 9m the subway six Lf What is the main port of Bur BuT AS ATE > 2 weak minded youth she d \ma? ~ Tiss abet iow Tmuchya cctPiria| 9) Wenat fenm'detaultea in the Davis ETS Too ft question ways. | Cup contest? Bila Ki. Bronx} 1 ace no reason| v5, Whar. cael “wont Ge | LATE Now Why @ girl should not pay her share Bat = used in tying ban oats | of Napoleon IIL who died lately? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1, Meighan Lucy Stone; 3 Vir inia; 4, David; 5, Ch 4; 6, Cirrus: 7, : Washes Clothes Without Rubbing [fr Cicer, s,. Kingoon: 9, Holland; 10, Duke of Mariborough; 11, lteof knot; 12, Bugenie, at Your Grocer